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SIS-MH Masters Tournament

Viswanathan Anand5.5/6(+5 -0 =1)[view games]
Curt Hansen3/6(+2 -2 =2)[view games]
Peter Heine Nielsen3/6(+1 -1 =4)[view games]
Jonny Hector0.5/6(+0 -5 =1)[view games]

 page 1 of 1; 12 games  PGN Download 
Game  ResultMoves Year Event/LocaleOpening
1. P H Nielsen vs Anand ½-½28 2003 SIS-MH MastersA17 English
2. C Hansen vs Hector  1-048 2003 SIS-MH MastersA22 English
3. Anand vs C Hansen 1-027 2003 SIS-MH MastersC18 French, Winawer
4. Hector vs P H Nielsen 0-146 2003 SIS-MH MastersC39 King's Gambit Accepted
5. Hector vs Anand  0-144 2003 SIS-MH MastersB97 Sicilian, Najdorf
6. C Hansen vs P H Nielsen  ½-½43 2003 SIS-MH MastersA10 English
7. Anand vs P H Nielsen 1-034 2003 SIS-MH MastersB17 Caro-Kann, Steinitz Variation
8. P H Nielsen vs Hector  ½-½74 2003 SIS-MH MastersD17 Queen's Gambit Declined Slav
9. C Hansen vs Anand 0-119 2003 SIS-MH MastersA29 English, Four Knights, Kingside Fianchetto
10. P H Nielsen vs C Hansen  ½-½30 2003 SIS-MH MastersE15 Queen's Indian
11. Anand vs Hector 1-066 2003 SIS-MH MastersC78 Ruy Lopez
12. Hector vs C Hansen  0-171 2003 SIS-MH MastersB57 Sicilian
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Kibitzer's Corner
Jun-18-03  Ezely Nakhdov: I just wanted to say, "Middlefart?"
Jun-19-03  Larsker: The real name is Middelfart. It's some 20 miles from where I live. http://www.middelfart.dk

The word means "half way there". "Fart" means "travel".

There's a little story concerning the different meanings of the word "fart" in Danish and in English. The British queen once visited Denmark and it is said - and maybe it's only an anecdote - that they had to make changes to all the elevators where a sign flashes "I fart" once the elevator is "In motion".

Well, I don't know. Words in one language may have an offensive meaning in another language. Companies use language experts to find out whether names of new products could be offensive to users in Egypt or Japan or Brasil, etc.

Jun-19-03  Ezely Nakhdov: In the 70s Chevrolet execs were dumbfounded when one of their bestselling models met with horribly low sales in Latin America. Then they were told that in Spanish, Nova meant, "It doesn't go."
Jun-20-03  drukenknight: Then there is Colgate. Which loosely translated in Italian/spanish means "for your death." Col gato; or something like that.

And the Coca cola truck being red got mortared in Afghanistan, so the Coca cola colors are green in Afghan.

But the all time classic is considered the Frito song remember that one? The Frito Bandito (circa 1972). This amounted to the Mexican nat'l anthemn being replaced w/ lyrics about robbing. Did not go over well in Mexico.

Jun-21-03  Ezely Nakhdov: Ah yes, the Frito Bandito! Ay yay, yay yay! I'm the Frito Bandito! Lol
Jun-21-03  Bears092: <Companies use language experts to find out whether names of new products could be offensive to users in Egypt or Japan or Brasil, etc.>

Larsker - They often fail, see http://www.engrish.com

Jun-21-03  Jonber: Beside the point of this conversation perhaps, but a few years back an American pharmaceutical company wanted to expand their sale of painkillers to the Middle East. To overcome the language barrier they devised a marketing plan based on a billboard cartoon.

The cartoon was simple enough, on the first picture you saw a man in visual pain holding his head; on the second he took a pill from a jar labelled with the companies name, and on the third the same man was happy and smiling. This cartoon was then placed on giant 4 by 8 meter billboards all over the Middle East.

The trouble, off course, was that in Arabic countries people read, including cartoons, from the right and to the left, that is, the opposite way compared to the West…

Just goes to show, you don’t need to know the language to screw up!

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