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Stop Making Pun Of Me! (vol. I)
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<Season 3, episode 1.>

"Stop making pun of me!" cried the players. And I said: "Yeah, right."

Welcome to the first installment of Season 3. I hope you have fun. That's it for now, stay tuned for more.

Suetin hard (soberknight)
Tal vs Suetin, 1969 
(B42) Sicilian, Kan, 21 moves, 1-0

The immortal suicide (soberknight)
J Schulten vs Saint Amant, 1842 
(B22) Sicilian, Alapin, 20 moves, 0-1

Join Zaparty (soberknight)
A Zaparty vs L Krob, 2001
(B07) Pirc, 41 moves, 1-0

Not-so-deadly (Helloween)
Buchnisek vs M Killar, 1989
(C27) Vienna Game, 31 moves, 1-0

Not a Goodyear (RonB52734) & A flat tire
Koltanowski vs J Firestone, 1946 
(E81) King's Indian, Samisch, 32 moves, 1-0

Was Black Beaton, Orr what? (soberknight)
M Orr vs K Beaton, 1999 
(D00) Queen's Pawn Game, 40 moves, 1-0

Overrated (soberknight)
A Elo vs Fischer, 1957 
(B93) Sicilian, Najdorf, 6.f4, 49 moves, 0-1

A gift from Santa Klaus (soberknight)
K Darga vs L Lengyel, 1964 
(A17) English, 41 moves, 0-1

Insufficient Means (soberknight)
B Wall vs R Means, 1970 
(C33) King's Gambit Accepted, 16 moves, 1-0

Wiped clean (notsodeepthought)
I Lovass vs J Papai, 1982 
(C29) Vienna Gambit, 38 moves, 0-1

Chess Bich (Karpova)
Dang Bich Ngoc vs N Kosintseva, 1996 
(C26) Vienna, 38 moves, 0-1

No Daud about it (notsodeepthought) & Amini acid
D Amini vs M Notha, 2005
(C69) Ruy Lopez, Exchange, Gligoric Variation, 6.d4, 63 moves, 1-0

Laylo... got me on my knees (aw1988)
D Laylo vs H Bin Hashim, 2001 
(A22) English, 21 moves, 1-0

Brr... (Backward Development) & White got smoked
Frost vs J Pope, 1988 
(C39) King's Gambit Accepted, 40 moves, 0-1

I don't think Dong should play any Mo' (WannaBe)
Liu Pei vs Dong Mo, 2001
(D52) Queen's Gambit Declined, 44 moves, 1-0

Bonbon (WannaBe) & C'est Bon (Runemaster)
S De Saint Bon vs Anderssen, 1862 
(C37) King's Gambit Accepted, 31 moves, 1-0

Urban legend (kevin86)
K Urban vs Kasimdzhanov, 1996 
(E18) Queen's Indian, Old Main line, 7.Nc3, 27 moves, 1-0

Braun vs brains (after soberknight)
Braun vs O Nedeljkovic, 1932 
(A43) Old Benoni, 25 moves, 0-1

Duke Nukhim (after WannaBe)
Spassky vs Rashkovsky, 1973 
(B96) Sicilian, Najdorf, 21 moves, 1-0

No Smokina! (after notsodeepthought)
E Sedina vs K Smokina, 2005
(B31) Sicilian, Rossolimo Variation, 28 moves, 1-0

The name of Matthew Rose (after ArturoRivera)
T Chapman vs M Rose, 2001
(B20) Sicilian, 23 moves, 0-1

Ionov charge
S Ionov vs E Gleizerov, 2004 
(D11) Queen's Gambit Declined Slav, 20 moves, 1-0

Butnorius A.l.g.
A Mikenas vs A Butnorius, 2001
(A13) English, 30 moves, 0-1

It's Hotting up
Kroes vs A Hotting, 1985 
(C34) King's Gambit Accepted, 24 moves, 1-0

Brandon Borrows, but doesn't return
J Bryan vs B Burrows, 2000
(A88) Dutch, Leningrad, Main Variation with c6, 62 moves, 1-0

Dino-mite
Barney vs Mccrum, 1969 
(A02) Bird's Opening, 5 moves, 0-1

Razor sharp & Shot down
Braun vs E Walther, 1969 
(C57) Two Knights, 15 moves, 0-1

Abbas greatest hits
B Abbas vs B Olape, 2004 
(C47) Four Knights, 54 moves, 1-0

He Can't & By Stander
E Can vs H Stander, 2005 
(B76) Sicilian, Dragon, Yugoslav Attack, 35 moves, 0-1

Game and Seth mr. Saverymuttu
S Saverymuttu vs D Lees, 1969 
(B30) Sicilian, 37 moves, 1-0

Bless you!
R Bless vs R Picco, 1989
(C57) Two Knights, 13 moves, 0-1

Unplugged & Killing Glek
Kevorkian vs Glek, 1987 
(A21) English, 43 moves, 1-0

Blocked
Blackburne vs H Block, 1878
(C52) Evans Gambit, 30 moves, 1-0

Farrand boy
T Farrand vs D K Johansen, 1980 
(C25) Vienna, 18 moves, 0-1

Ssssmokina! Somebody stop her!
K Smokina vs N Alexanian, 2005
(A21) English, 33 moves, 1-0

C'est la Viet
A Nguyen vs Nguyen Thien Viet, 2005
(B90) Sicilian, Najdorf, 38 moves, 1-0

Just buried
E Nuenchert vs G Just, 1974
(A08) King's Indian Attack, 42 moves, 1-0

UnJust defeat
G Just vs J Hartlapp, 1974
(A03) Bird's Opening, 52 moves, 1-0

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Deutsch vs Koni, 1925 
(A09) Reti Opening, 6 moves, 1-0

Bell Bottin Blues
Morphy vs A Bottin, 1858 
(C20) King's Pawn Game, 10 moves, 1-0

Lanc-a-lot
K Mokry vs A Lanc, 1981
(B33) Sicilian, 23 moves, 0-1

Don't Sharevich the point
A Sharevich vs S Petrenko, 2005 
(D11) Queen's Gambit Declined Slav, 36 moves, 1-0

Chess Mania
V Milov vs C Mania, 2004 
(E43) Nimzo-Indian, Fischer Variation, 35 moves, 0-1

Conquering the Mount Everett
M Everett vs T Palmer, 1983 
(C34) King's Gambit Accepted, 25 moves, 0-1

It's such a perfect Day
L Day vs G Sigurjonsson, 1967 
(B20) Sicilian, 28 moves, 1-0

The tale of Prince Dadian
Prince Dadian vs M Pushkin, 1881 
(C30) King's Gambit Declined, 22 moves, 1-0

On your Mark & White left his Mark
M W Dejmek vs C Dingle, 2000
(B34) Sicilian, Accelerated Fianchetto, 20 moves, 1-0

Grand Master
Chute vs Master, 1977 
(B00) Uncommon King's Pawn Opening, 45 moves, 0-1

Darwin's theory
D Laylo vs D Vella, 2004
(A40) Queen's Pawn Game, 30 moves, 1-0

Running from Mayor & Jenny from the block
J T Mayor vs Xu Jun, 1991 
(E66) King's Indian, Fianchetto, Yugoslav Panno, 28 moves, 1-0

Lyons sleeps tonight
I K Sukandar vs K Lyons, 2004
(B45) Sicilian, Taimanov, 26 moves, 1-0

Kharismatic
I K Sukandar vs M Pleim, 2004 
(C50) Giuoco Piano, 17 moves, 1-0

An epic ending
J Stapfer vs Capablanca, 1913 
(D45) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, 46 moves, 0-1

Spraggetti pasta
K Spraggett vs Robert Finta, 1979 
(A04) Reti Opening, 22 moves, 1-0

Sancho Pansa
S Rubio vs Arguru, 1988
(C36) King's Gambit Accepted, Abbazia Defense, 32 moves, 0-1

La noche triste
A Pokorny vs L Cortez, 1928
(A50) Queen's Pawn Game, 25 moves, 1-0

Stranger in Moscow
St. Petersburg vs Moscow, 1879 
(C38) King's Gambit Accepted, 39 moves, 0-1

Huge Hafner
Kharlov vs C Hafner, 1997 
(D02) Queen's Pawn Game, 38 moves, 0-1

The great dictator
F Terrazas vs F Castro, 1966 
(C34) King's Gambit Accepted, 19 moves, 0-1

Too weak for Samson
Nakamura vs S Benen, 2003 
(A50) Queen's Pawn Game, 70 moves, 0-1

Samson's night
S Benen vs M Knecht, 2000
(C05) French, Tarrasch, 38 moves, 1-0

Cosmic Kramer & Giddyup!
Kramer vs Ruster, 1926 
(A16) English, 20 moves, 1-0

The island of Guy Moreau
J Johnson vs G Moreau, 1989  
(C24) Bishop's Opening, 31 moves, 1-0

Chu Chu train
S Chu vs G Dubuc, 2001
(C42) Petrov Defense, 27 moves, 1-0

I don't Caro for you & Caro can!
H Caro vs Lasker, 1890 
(D02) Queen's Pawn Game, 14 moves, 1-0

Mindgames
Kramnik vs Kasparov, 2000 
(D85) Grunfeld, 40 moves, 1-0

On Topalov the World
Topalov vs Kasimdzhanov, 2005 
(C88) Ruy Lopez, 73 moves, 1-0

Sorry, but you have to be 18 to read the pun
H Titz vs B Perenyi, 1987 
(A25) English, 64 moves, 1-0

All that glitters is not Gold
R Adamson vs Paul M Gold, 2001 
(C19) French, Winawer, Advance, 45 moves, 1-0

5 million dollar baby
Fischer vs Spassky, 1992 
(C69) Ruy Lopez, Exchange, Gligoric Variation, 6.d4, 21 moves, 1-0

Ray of light
J Ray vs R Williams, 1975
(C39) King's Gambit Accepted, 24 moves, 0-1

Quid pro quo, Clarice
C Benini vs O Rubtsova, 1950 
(D37) Queen's Gambit Declined, 76 moves, 1/2-1/2

Keep on playing chess in the free World
The World vs S Iuldachev, 2004 
(C89) Ruy Lopez, Marshall, 30 moves, 1/2-1/2

The Hand of God
De Ronde vs G Hand, 1945 
(A22) English, 38 moves, 0-1

Lucky Luke
W Chen vs G Luke, 2000 
(C21) Center Game, 57 moves, 0-1

Corral-reef
J A Corral Blanco vs M Lanzani, 1981
(A30) English, Symmetrical, 22 moves, 1-0

Darrell in a barrel
D Pelan vs B Wall, 1982 
(C15) French, Winawer, 11 moves, 0-1

Good Pal
R Bela vs E Pal, 1983
(A30) English, Symmetrical, 12 moves, 1-0

Veni, Vadim, vici
V Ruban vs A Poluljahov, 1994 
(E94) King's Indian, Orthodox, 28 moves, 1-0

Boris The Ashashin
A Shashin vs Korchnoi, 1973 
(E56) Nimzo-Indian, 4.e3, Main line with 7...Nc6, 35 moves, 1-0

King of the Hill
Hill vs Janeway, 1946 
(B02) Alekhine's Defense, 12 moves, 1-0

Red Barron
D Barron vs P Gardner, 2001 
(A45) Queen's Pawn Game, 48 moves, 1-0

Graves robbing
Euwe vs Graves, 1927
(C02) French, Advance, 33 moves, 1-0

New York, New York
Norfolk City vs New York, 1840 
(C23) Bishop's Opening, 26 moves, 0-1

Hello, Newman!
R H Newman vs H Lieske, 1946
(A49) King's Indian, Fianchetto without c4, 22 moves, 1-0

Martius arts
O Martius vs K Darga, 1958 
(B53) Sicilian, 19 moves, 1-0

BloodBath
V Bradley vs J Bath, 1978 
(C68) Ruy Lopez, Exchange, 8 moves, 1-0

Couldn't Topp him & Roettgen rays
Michael Topp vs J Roettgen, 1999
(E02) Catalan, Open, 5.Qa4, 38 moves, 1/2-1/2

Daly news
C Daly vs G Heathwood, 2001
(A13) English, 33 moves, 1-0

Eins, Zwei, Andrea Drei
A Drei vs M Acher, 2001 
(B47) Sicilian, Taimanov (Bastrikov) Variation, 44 moves, 1-0

Kicked by Footner
D R Thomson vs J K Footner, 1962
(D80) Grunfeld, 21 moves, 0-1

Riper for raiding
L Josteinsson vs D Van Riper, 1978 
(C34) King's Gambit Accepted, 20 moves, 0-1

Soren loser
S Soren vs C Nanu, 2001
(A48) King's Indian, 29 moves, 0-1

To the Victor go the spoils
V Sjoberg vs Duras, 1909 
(D31) Queen's Gambit Declined, 37 moves, 1-0

CockRoch
Roch vs Heimerl, 1956 
(C56) Two Knights, 18 moves, 1-0

Cheesed
Deventer vs Gouda, 1856 
(C01) French, Exchange, 14 moves, 0-1

Gunston rose
Burn vs W Gunston, 1900 
(C67) Ruy Lopez, 32 moves, 0-1

Philosophers clash
Bronstein vs Socrates, 1991 
(A01) Nimzovich-Larsen Attack, 30 moves, 1-0

Yin and Wang
Wang Pin vs Hao Yin, 2000
(C42) Petrov Defense, 23 moves, 1/2-1/2

I Zaid so!
L Zaid vs Kasparov, 1977 
(E63) King's Indian, Fianchetto, Panno Variation, 37 moves, 1-0

Stay tuned for Moor!
R Luber vs R Moor, 2000
(B22) Sicilian, Alapin, 18 moves, 0-1

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