Tied in a Knott & Knott good enough (both by soberknight) Morphy vs H Knott, 1859  (000) Chess variants, 27 moves, 1-0 Kase Klosed (soberknight) Kase vs Tutzer, 1982  (C32) King's Gambit Declined, Falkbeer Counter Gambit, 23 moves, 1-0 Some days are Baadur than others (Peligroso Patzer) Jobava vs Kramnik, 2006  (E12) Queen's Indian, 15 moves, 0-1 Idiot Savon (soberknight) Savon vs Spassky, 1962  (B47) Sicilian, Taimanov (Bastrikov) Variation, 24 moves, 0-1 Fear and trembling (IT4LICO) Hector vs N Kirkegaard, 2006  (A45) Queen's Pawn Game, 12 moves, 1-0 Khandelwal in the wind (Runemaster) D Ledger vs A Khandelwal, 2006  (C53) Giuoco Piano, 32 moves, 1-0 To be quiet about this game, or blab about it? (YouRang) Lipschutz vs Gossip, 1889  (C28) Vienna Game, 72 moves, 0-1 Aaes of base (tpstar) L A Nielsen vs J Zachariassen, 2006 (B06) Robatsch, 36 moves, 1-0 Existential blues (tpstar) L A Nielsen vs N Kirkegaard, 2006 (B22) Sicilian, Alapin, 25 moves, 0-1 What D Hell? (chessmoron) & One Hell of an attack (cuendillar) J Krejcik vs D Hell, 1921  (B41) Sicilian, Kan, 44 moves, 1-0 Toiletgate (?) Kramnik vs Topalov, 2006  (A00) Uncommon Opening, 0 moves, 0-1 She-rov Bangs (OhioChessFan) Shirov vs Dominique Bang, 2001  (A52) Budapest Gambit, 23 moves, 1-0 Moody Blues (WannaBe) K Davidson vs D Moody, 1990  (C59) Two Knights, 26 moves, 1-0 The repetition (cu8sfan & Ingolf) N Kirkegaard vs J Adamski, 2006  (B42) Sicilian, Kan, 34 moves, 1/2-1/2 Moen and Gronn (Whitehat1963) A Groenn vs A Moen, 1999  (D46) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, 71 moves, 1/2-1/2 The Clash of Civilizations ends in a draw (acirce) S Muhammad vs V West, 2006  (E11) Bogo-Indian Defense, 69 moves, 1/2-1/2 Very embarassing (Tamar) Very vs Chanteux, 1933  (A51) Budapest Gambit, 10 moves, 0-1 The calm before the Storm (acirce) H Rossmann vs R Storm, 1993  (B01) Scandinavian, 8 moves, 1/2-1/2 Winsome, lose some (NakoSonorense) & Down the Stretch M Watai vs W R Stretch, 1976  (C45) Scotch Game, 43 moves, 1-0 All your Base are belong to Torres (AniamL) A Base vs J Torres, 1994  (A07) King's Indian Attack, 35 moves, 0-1 Over the top (Benzol) Nezhmetdinov vs Topover, 1959  (B96) Sicilian, Najdorf, 31 moves, 0-1 You can do Bettermann (whiteshark) R Flugrat vs K Bettermann, 1988  (B00) Uncommon King's Pawn Opening, 18 moves, 1/2-1/2 May the Bettermann lose (Eggman) B Bettermann vs J Roscher, 1989  (C57) Two Knights, 26 moves, 0-1 Slam Dunc (MoonlitKnight) I Johannesson vs H Duncanson, 2005  (A01) Nimzovich-Larsen Attack, 17 moves, 1-0 Paul Dunn had the last W Ord (Annie K.) P Dunn vs W Ord, 1992  (C30) King's Gambit Declined, 17 moves, 1-0 Shetty play (Whitehat1963 & Lawrence) B Grabarczyk vs R Shetty, 1998  (C34) King's Gambit Accepted, 25 moves, 1-0 Assassinated (Whitehat1963) & Missing Brain (Nina Myers) B Kernan vs J Kennedy, 1974  (B10) Caro-Kann, 15 moves, 1-0 Laughing Stock (whiteshark) & Falling Stock & Stapeld Stapelfeld vs Stock, 1980  (D00) Queen's Pawn Game, 10 moves, 1-0 Central Pons (Open Defence) Karjakin vs Vallejo-Pons, 2006  (C80) Ruy Lopez, Open, 34 moves, 0-1 Another one bites the dust (MoonlitKnight) & many others A N Other vs F Wenman, 1938  (D08) Queen's Gambit Declined, Albin Counter Gambit, 8 moves, 0-1 Shaken, but not stirred (Open Defence) & No party! Yusupov vs M R Martini, 1983  (A46) Queen's Pawn Game, 43 moves, 1-0 He didn't Filguth (after syracrophy) & I Fil it in my guth Filguth vs Korchnoi, 1979  (C05) French, Tarrasch, 34 moves, 0-1 Death of a chessplayer (after WannaBe) Loman vs J Van Den Bosch, 1927  (B91) Sicilian, Najdorf, Zagreb (Fianchetto) Variation, 33 moves, 0-1 No use Jelling (after colindru) E Jelling vs Korchnoi, 2006  (A46) Queen's Pawn Game, 43 moves, 0-1 No Mas! (after notsodeepthought) M Mas vs R Guerrero, 1991  (C00) French Defense, 12 moves, 1-0 Anastasian's mate (after kevin86) A Anastasian vs Tiviakov, 1999  (A45) Queen's Pawn Game, 42 moves, 1-0 The Worst (after vikinx) C Best vs W Muir, 1967  (C57) Two Knights, 19 moves, 0-1 Couldn't buy a win (after technical draw) J Richman vs Fischer, 1963  (C68) Ruy Lopez, Exchange, 28 moves, 0-1 Gordon Knott (after Domdaniel) S Knott vs S Gordon, 2006  (A17) English, 73 moves, 1/2-1/2 Phony Benoni (after WannaBe) Kasparov vs Rachels, 1988  (A56) Benoni Defense, 42 moves, 1-0 B-b-b-Bad To The Bone (after whiteshark) Fedorowicz vs E Bone, 1977  (C69) Ruy Lopez, Exchange, Gligoric Variation, 6.d4, 19 moves, 1-0 G-flat (after Calli) & The Key mistake, Wrong Key, etc. De Brie vs G Key, 1922  (C29) Vienna Gambit, 26 moves, 1-0 Check the posts by Lawrence & tpstar Quack vs Krimbacher, 1986  (D09) Queen's Gambit Declined, Albin Counter Gambit, 5.g3, 9 moves, 1-0 Many puns, check out the game and the player profile Nietsche vs Factor, 1942  (C33) King's Gambit Accepted, 16 moves, 0-1 There's a good comment by azaris, that is too long to post here C W Vitzthum von Eckstaedt vs Von Der Lasa, 1853  (C44) King's Pawn Game, 33 moves, 0-1 Stay off the Trax Mikisa vs Traxler, 1896  (C57) Two Knights, 18 moves, 0-1 Here's Johnny! N J Fries Nielsen vs J G Nicholson, 1981 (B23) Sicilian, Closed, 23 moves, 0-1 Mad Max Anderssen vs M Lange, 1859  (C61) Ruy Lopez, Bird's Defense, 19 moves, 0-1 Louis blues Paulsen vs Morphy, 1857   (C48) Four Knights, 28 moves, 0-1 The Mielke way K Mielke vs S Cardoso Contreras, 1989 (E59) Nimzo-Indian, 4.e3, Main line, 32 moves, 1-0 Scheve creamed Marshall vs Von Scheve, 1904  (C39) King's Gambit Accepted, 31 moves, 1-0 Olland beaten by the Dutch Olland vs Mieses, 1923 (A85) Dutch, with c4 & Nc3, 44 moves, 0-1 Super Mario Bogoljubov vs M Monticelli, 1930  (E21) Nimzo-Indian, Three Knights, 39 moves, 0-1 Oh, Deere Adams vs H Deere, 1998  (A45) Queen's Pawn Game, 22 moves, 1-0 Die Hart Mahoney vs R Hart, 1985  (C37) King's Gambit Accepted, 17 moves, 0-1 Be like Mike M McCann vs B Wall, 1975  (C41) Philidor Defense, 26 moves, 1-0 Still not tall enough B Tallman vs Gordon, 1986  (C55) Two Knights Defense, 16 moves, 0-1 I'm speechless C Chaplin vs Reshevsky, 1923  (C43) Petrov, Modern Attack, 29 moves, 0-1 I love Lucy (but Rodriguez doesn't) A Rodriguez Vila vs L Dobson, 1992 (B40) Sicilian, 50 moves, 1-0 AK-47 Kasparov vs Karpov, 2002  (C42) Petrov Defense, 47 moves, 0-1 Don't Yehl J Hanken vs J Yehl, 2004  (A23) English, Bremen System, Keres Variation, 17 moves, 1-0 God save the Queen Bronstein vs A Medina Garcia, 1955  (D35) Queen's Gambit Declined, 24 moves, 1-0 Don't Ask J Ask vs U Hammarstrom, 2006  (E12) Queen's Indian, 29 moves, 0-1 Grefe-stricken J Grefe vs Najdorf, 1976  (C41) Philidor Defense, 40 moves, 1-0 Jesus Baron superstar V Burmakin vs J Baron Rodriguez, 2006 (A13) English, 48 moves, 0-1 OutClassed W Class vs A Nickel, 1996  (B78) Sicilian, Dragon, Yugoslav Attack, 10.castle long, 45 moves, 0-1 Just A Fish A Fish vs Glek, 2004  (C07) French, Tarrasch, 31 moves, 0-1 A Rose by any other name would lose just the same C Rose vs O Sarapu, 1952 (E19) Queen's Indian, Old Main line, 9.Qxc3, 58 moves, 0-1 Stop Messing around H Messing vs G Forintos, 1968  (C45) Scotch Game, 20 moves, 0-1 I pity the fool H Klip vs T Bottema, 1990  (B00) Uncommon King's Pawn Opening, 3 moves, 1-0 Slim fast S Bouaziz vs L Shytaj, 2004  (A46) Queen's Pawn Game, 17 moves, 1-0 Domination Piket vs Dom, 1987  (D15) Queen's Gambit Declined Slav, 45 moves, 1-0 Wasn't Abel to win Abel vs J B Bednarski, 1983  (A46) Queen's Pawn Game, 19 moves, 0-1 Show Intel Kasparov vs Ivanchuk, 1995  (D07) Queen's Gambit Declined, Chigorin Defense, 28 moves, 1-0 Hardman to beat G Hardman vs W Muir, 1987  (C27) Vienna Game, 58 moves, 1-0 'Scuse me, while I beat this guy W Hendriks vs T Spanton, 2006  (C24) Bishop's Opening, 23 moves, 1-0 Pancratic failure W De Wit vs P Pancras, 1997  (C35) King's Gambit Accepted, Cunningham, 23 moves, 1-0 I, J Kay D Shirley vs J Kay, 1983  (C57) Two Knights, 18 moves, 1-0 Agnostic Dreev vs D Agnos, 1989  (B07) Pirc, 15 moves, 1-0 Sweet George Browne Browne vs G Umezinwa, 1994 (E17) Queen's Indian, 28 moves, 1-0 So long, Zucker! Browne vs Zuckerman, 1973  (D60) Queen's Gambit Declined, Orthodox Defense, 46 moves, 1-0 What a wonderful World M Armstrong vs D Robertson, 2006 (D05) Queen's Pawn Game, 31 moves, 1-0 Freedom is better than W A R W A R Brown vs T J Free, 1972  (C35) King's Gambit Accepted, Cunningham, 25 moves, 0-1 A Free Knight T J Free vs A Pomeroy, 1973 (B96) Sicilian, Najdorf, 26 moves, 1-0 Born to win Beissel vs Winborn, 1985  (B56) Sicilian, 10 moves, 1-0 UnFortuijn Lasker vs Fortuijn, 1908  (B01) Scandinavian, 31 moves, 1-0 Taming the lion M Tamminga vs R Leenes, 1984  (B07) Pirc, 7 moves, 1-0 Ebbin a hard time L Day vs L Ebbin, 1996  (B06) Robatsch, 19 moves, 1-0 New KID on the block W Paulsen vs F Riemann, 1880  (E61) King's Indian, 41 moves, 0-1 Captain Gavemann! & God Gavemann no brain Chulkov vs Gavemann, 1947  (B15) Caro-Kann, 12 moves, 1-0 Magic Johnson J Johnson vs J Cline, 1979  (B23) Sicilian, Closed, 31 moves, 1-0 A Gorges win T Rondio vs G Gorges, 1990  (C82) Ruy Lopez, Open, 40 moves, 0-1 The Punic war O Cartagena vs Wojtkiewicz, 1991 (B23) Sicilian, Closed, 24 moves, 0-1 No Soppe Radio Quinteros vs G Soppe, 1995 (D17) Queen's Gambit Declined Slav, 32 moves, 1-0 You have to B Early & Early resignation B Early vs J Tamargo, 1976  (C34) King's Gambit Accepted, 40 moves, 0-1 Mourning Alonzo Morphy vs A Morphy, 1850  (000) Chess variants, 18 moves, 1-0 Helf me if you can D Moody vs D Helf, 1976  (C37) King's Gambit Accepted, 17 moves, 1-0 Goldsunworthy C Rice vs P Goldsworthy, 2006  (A15) English, 18 moves, 1-0 Bad Iodo form A Iodo vs A Ushenina, 2005  (B22) Sicilian, Alapin, 31 moves, 0-1 Where is Waldo? W Serrano vs Keene, 1974  (B09) Pirc, Austrian Attack, 31 moves, 0-1 Mr. Bad Guy Karpov vs L Mercuri, 1990  (B33) Sicilian, 32 moves, 0-1 Hart Beat & Totally eclipsing Hart Keene vs T Hart, 1966 (E60) King's Indian Defense, 39 moves, 1-0 Bravo, Maestro! Panno vs H Bravo Sedamanos, 1975  (A35) English, Symmetrical, 29 moves, 0-1 The mighty duck & Quack doctor Quack vs L Hucula, 1990  (C57) Two Knights, 46 moves, 1-0 Say cheese! M Kaeser vs L Hucula, 1989 (C57) Two Knights, 21 moves, 1-0 Count Hucula H Wundt vs L Hucula, 1990 (C57) Two Knights, 31 moves, 0-1 The immortal burger eating game Anand vs Kamsky, 1994  (B01) Scandinavian, 75 moves, 0-1 You Gata be kidding me! Kramnik vs Kamsky, 1994  (A17) English, 38 moves, 0-1 "I'm just a patzer!" T Gietl vs H J Oswald, 1997 (B01) Scandinavian, 37 moves, 1-0 A few Goodman & Goodman always wins D Goodman vs Nunn, 1978  (A28) English, 24 moves, 1-0 Devoured W Schmidt vs R Hamberger, 1996  (C35) King's Gambit Accepted, Cunningham, 10 moves, 1-0 Can't find Solice R Schmidt vs R Solice, 1993  (C57) Two Knights, 89 moves, 1-0 Schmidt happens W Schmidt vs J Lewi, 1968  (A29) English, Four Knights, Kingside Fianchetto, 42 moves, 1-0 Lewi's W Schmidt vs J Lewi, 1969 (A29) English, Four Knights, Kingside Fianchetto, 33 moves, 0-1 We want Moore! Moore vs D Flournoy, 1984  (B21) Sicilian, 2.f4 and 2.d4, 23 moves, 1-0 Felix domesticated Korchnoi vs F Csajka, 1988  (D49) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, Meran, 25 moves, 1-0 Bad Lissner Lissner vs B Hart, 1980 (C37) King's Gambit Accepted, 19 moves, 0-1 French Riviere Chigorin vs De Riviere, 1883 (C11) French, 37 moves, 0-1 In my defence, what is there to say? J Shipman vs L Mercuri, 1987  (B21) Sicilian, 2.f4 and 2.d4, 23 moves, 1-0 Kristol Flear L Kristol vs C Flear, 1990 (C57) Two Knights, 35 moves, 0-1 I love LA L A Tan vs Hort, 1970  (B86) Sicilian, Fischer-Sozin Attack, 33 moves, 1-0 Life goes on, bra D Tan vs R Westwood, 2004  (B17) Caro-Kann, Steinitz Variation, 41 moves, 1-0 Horace Bigelow - Not just a gigolo Lasker vs H R Bigelow, 1926  (C89) Ruy Lopez, Marshall, 19 moves, 0-1 You Bett! & Stokes' law B Stokes vs Bett, 1974  (B21) Sicilian, 2.f4 and 2.d4, 10 moves, 1-0 London calling London vs Athens, 1897  (C20) King's Pawn Game, 10 moves, 0-1 Last Tango in Paris P Damiano vs NN, 1497  (C42) Petrov Defense, 14 moves, 1-0 Hit a Wall T Wall vs D Ippolito, 1998  (C33) King's Gambit Accepted, 23 moves, 1-0 The guy who mated me A Powers vs Dake, 1937  (B02) Alekhine's Defense, 10 moves, 1-0 Bending Bendix Bendix vs S Leow, 1856  (C44) King's Pawn Game, 24 moves, 0-1 Krystall clear D Krystall vs J Burstow, 1974  (B34) Sicilian, Accelerated Fianchetto, 19 moves, 1-0 Stairway to heaven Short vs Timman, 1991  (B04) Alekhine's Defense, Modern, 34 moves, 1-0 The kamikaze P Wells vs Y Habu, 2005  (D47) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, 28 moves, 0-1 2001: A Chess Odyssey Deep Fritz vs Deep Junior, 2001  (D04) Queen's Pawn Game, 170 moves, 1/2-1/2 Engrish opening P Doostkam vs Y Habu, 2006 (A28) English, 61 moves, 1/2-1/2 Something's fishy The King vs Rybka, 2006  (A29) English, Four Knights, Kingside Fianchetto, 31 moves, 0-1 The OverRook Gelfand vs Shirov, 2004  (D45) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, 23 moves, 0-1 MidKnight Cowboy Cowboy vs J Sewell, 1992  (C30) King's Gambit Declined, 35 moves, 1-0 Unhappy Easter J Langreck vs J Easter, 1997  (B09) Pirc, Austrian Attack, 30 moves, 1-0 Ayers rocked Morphy vs A D Ayers, 1855  (C52) Evans Gambit, 26 moves, 1-0 Organ concerto G Hammond vs J W Stone, 1860  (C44) King's Pawn Game, 33 moves, 1-0 Hay ya! T Hay vs Judit Polgar, 1986  (B83) Sicilian, 31 moves, 1-0 Jeney in a bottle E Jenay vs Steinitz, 1860  (C53) Giuoco Piano, 22 moves, 1-0 Beauty and the Geake Kolisch vs Geake, 1860  (C41) Philidor Defense, 9 moves, 1-0 Plane crash Ehlvest vs P Lane, 1994  (B84) Sicilian, Scheveningen, 22 moves, 1-0 A Winding road A Winding vs S Sorensen, 1874  (C40) King's Knight Opening, 26 moves, 0-1 Baddeley beaten Baddeley vs Blackburne, 1879  (C65) Ruy Lopez, Berlin Defense, 17 moves, 0-1 Devilish & Mephisto Waltz Mephisto vs Beardswell, 1878  (C30) King's Gambit Declined, 20 moves, 1-0 This Pritzel is making me thirsty Nimzowitsch vs A Pritzel, 1922  (B06) Robatsch, 29 moves, 1-0 Now that wasn't so Thiring J Krejcik vs J Thirring, 1898  (A40) Queen's Pawn Game, 11 moves, 0-1 Serendipity and Sagacity P Hlavac vs V Saga, 2000 (D02) Queen's Pawn Game, 39 moves, 0-1 Domo arigato, Mr. Kroboto J Krejcik vs K Krobot, 1908  (C22) Center Game, 27 moves, 1-0 Wilde thing & Chess Oscar Lasker vs Wilde, 1909  (B40) Sicilian, 33 moves, 0-1 M I Stewart or not? C Blaxall vs M I Stewart, 1985  (D50) Queen's Gambit Declined, 38 moves, 1-0 The Daily Show with John Stuart J S Morrison vs Euwe, 1922  (A48) King's Indian, 36 moves, 1-0 Even Stephen A J Goldsby vs S Muhammad, 2001  (C78) Ruy Lopez, 47 moves, 1/2-1/2 Raffael: International Man Of Mystery HIARCS vs Raffael, 2006  (C67) Ruy Lopez, 53 moves, 0-1 Evil Keevil P Keevil vs Diego Barranco, 2000  (A40) Queen's Pawn Game, 28 moves, 1-0 Jellicle Katz Kaufman vs D Katz, 2001 (B03) Alekhine's Defense, 60 moves, 0-1 Can't remove the Moles & Cordon's blue M Corden vs J Moles, 1970  (C01) French, Exchange, 12 moves, 0-1 Fighting Foo L C Foo vs Hort, 1972  (B03) Alekhine's Defense, 19 moves, 0-1 Flohr general Flohr vs Botvinnik, 1933  (E38) Nimzo-Indian, Classical, 4...c5, 69 moves, 1-0 Drill Sergeant Yates vs E G Sergeant, 1929 (C01) French, Exchange, 19 moves, 1-0 Caro mio! Alejandro Henrique Hube vs J H Gomez-Baillo, 2003 (B12) Caro-Kann Defense, 22 moves, 0-1 I should have known better, you can't always get what you want Beetlestone vs Mayet, 1858 (C00) French Defense, 41 moves, 0-1 Healey power & Couldn't Kling to it F Healey vs J Kling, 1859  (C63) Ruy Lopez, Schliemann Defense, 36 moves, 1-0 Passed Pawns Must Be Pusched H Pusch vs V Gassmann, 2001  (B02) Alekhine's Defense, 68 moves, 1-0 Haba that? P Haba vs J Lechtynsky, 2005  (B85) Sicilian, Scheveningen, Classical, 29 moves, 1-0 Sultan of swindling Euwe vs Sultan Khan, 1931  (D53) Queen's Gambit Declined, 49 moves, 1/2-1/2 Stop insultan' me Sultan Masood vs K Beukes, 1998 (C36) King's Gambit Accepted, Abbazia Defense, 23 moves, 1-0 ZZ top Zhong Zhang vs Sadvakasov, 2005  (B52) Sicilian, Canal-Sokolsky (Rossolimo) Attack, 97 moves, 1-0 Shakill & Shak attack Mamedyarov vs A Timofeev, 2004  (D45) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, 34 moves, 1-0 Unlucky... but then again, it's too obvious... J Banawa vs D Lucky, 2005  (D06) Queen's Gambit Declined, 40 moves, 1-0 The Goldin game Goldin vs A J Goldsby, 1998  (A70) Benoni, Classical with 7.Nf3, 31 moves, 1-0 Don't Feel Like Densing Tiviakov vs Gerd Densing, 2007  (B10) Caro-Kann, 23 moves, 1-0 Posthumus award T Beuman vs B Posthumus, 2007 (B01) Scandinavian, 43 moves, 1-0 Monstrous win Burn vs E Frankenstein, 1871  (C51) Evans Gambit, 33 moves, 0-1 Flat Tire J Dunlop vs E Hicks, 1911  (C50) Giuoco Piano, 19 moves, 0-1 Sealed Lips V Dydyshko vs F Lips, 2005  (E81) King's Indian, Samisch, 47 moves, 1-0 A Screemer & Creemed Lasker vs D Creemer, 1926 (E76) King's Indian, Four Pawns Attack, 33 moves, 1-0 Emanuel Of Chess Marshall vs Lasker, 1907  (C65) Ruy Lopez, Berlin Defense, 50 moves, 0-1 Across the Joralf Grande; Grand theft O Lie vs J Grande, 1972  (A43) Old Benoni, 31 moves, 1-0 Auto Pilot Jerzy Pilot vs E Paoli, 1973 (A36) English, 41 moves, 1-0 Down the Hatch Reshevsky vs D Hatch, 1959 (A12) English with b3, 43 moves, 0-1 Karpe diem Timman vs Karpov, 1979  (A28) English, 31 moves, 0-1 Mighty Maus S Maus vs S Smagin, 1993 (C33) King's Gambit Accepted, 35 moves, 1-0 Wacko Jako E Najer vs Jakovenko, 2006  (E20) Nimzo-Indian, 50 moves, 0-1 Conquest of Paradise Conquest vs I Morovic, 1996  (B10) Caro-Kann, 60 moves, 1-0 Sax solo Fischer vs B Sax, 1964  (C51) Evans Gambit, 40 moves, 0-1 It wasn't Hot Sax Vasiukov vs H Sax, 2006 (B01) Scandinavian, 26 moves, 1-0 Gons Control G H Gons vs Van Hofwegen, 1986  (C36) King's Gambit Accepted, Abbazia Defense, 13 moves, 0-1 Sweeped away G Broomes vs N Khan, 1983  (B21) Sicilian, 2.f4 and 2.d4, 22 moves, 0-1 Hering aid I Nikolaidis vs E Hering, 2005 (A80) Dutch, 45 moves, 1-0 Crispin crunch Mittenthal vs T Crispin, 1974  (C57) Two Knights, 13 moves, 0-1 Boomtown Ratner B Ratner vs Botvinnik, 1945  (D87) Grunfeld, Exchange, 38 moves, 0-1 Funeral Marchand O Loewenborg vs M Marchand, 1916  (A84) Dutch, 24 moves, 1-0 Hall of shame W Pollock vs E Hall, 1890  (C46) Three Knights, 12 moves, 1-0 A List of errors K Andre vs List, 1987 (C34) King's Gambit Accepted, 22 moves, 1-0 Rock the Kashdan Kashdan vs Rubinstein, 1931  (D61) Queen's Gambit Declined, Orthodox, Rubinstein Attack, 34 moves, 0-1 Drifting away C Driftmann vs Ivanchuk, 2000  (B56) Sicilian, 53 moves, 0-1 EarthQuakke Quakkelaar vs C Meleghegyi, 1978 (C78) Ruy Lopez, 28 moves, 1-0 ... too easy D Terrible vs D Sharp, 1979  (C38) King's Gambit Accepted, 23 moves, 0-1 Last Kis J Kis vs E Csato, 1993  (C27) Vienna Game, 37 moves, 0-1 Merry Webster Emms vs A Webster, 1999 (B06) Robatsch, 85 moves, 0-1 WD-40 (Ok, this one is a bit far-fetched) J Donaldson vs B Tiller, 1980 (B00) Uncommon King's Pawn Opening, 40 moves, 1-0 Lost in space V Gagarin vs P Jaracz, 2001  (D91) Grunfeld, 5.Bg5, 43 moves, 0-1 Is there love in space? L Janse vs V Gagarin, 2006  (B21) Sicilian, 2.f4 and 2.d4, 26 moves, 0-1 Fried W Fried vs Schlechter, 1897  (A02) Bird's Opening, 14 moves, 0-1 Jouy to the world Jouy vs La Bourdonnais, 1836  (C37) King's Gambit Accepted, 17 moves, 0-1 Take a load off Fanny F Flesler vs D Bhatia, 1995  (C39) King's Gambit Accepted, 33 moves, 1-0 Happy Neu Year! G Neu vs R Goldau, 2004  (A40) Queen's Pawn Game, 17 moves, 1-0 Fool House H Faehndrich vs Schlechter, 1903  (D00) Queen's Pawn Game, 13 moves, 0-1 Loan shark Kieu Thien Kim Le vs Tran Thi Kim Loan, 2001 (B12) Caro-Kann Defense, 62 moves, 0-1 Fall Flaat & Weak opposition A Matras vs A Flaata, 2001  (B23) Sicilian, Closed, 19 moves, 1-0 [maybe !?] S Piechot vs A J Goldsby, 2007  (A01) Nimzovich-Larsen Attack, 85 moves, 0-1 I have no recollection of this loss Gonzales vs Diaz, 1963  (C32) King's Gambit Declined, Falkbeer Counter Gambit, 17 moves, 0-1 Just A KID Lombardy vs Fischer, 1958  (E60) King's Indian Defense, 53 moves, 0-1 What's good for A Giese A Giese vs Alekhine, 1905  (C33) King's Gambit Accepted, 29 moves, 0-1 WannaBe N Chunhong vs Wanna Zhan, 1994 (C26) Vienna, 40 moves, 1-0 Bee Movie J M Bee vs J R Chandler, 1910  (C66) Ruy Lopez, 46 moves, 0-1 Dina sore D Kagramanov vs S Ernst, 2007  (C02) French, Advance, 25 moves, 0-1 Please, Strandby M Corvi vs M Strandby, 2001  (D15) Queen's Gambit Declined Slav, 63 moves, 0-1 Bullets fly, taking Toll A Schenk vs A Toll, 2001 (A84) Dutch, 32 moves, 1-0 Hammer of Thor J Thor vs K B McAlpine, 1966 (B93) Sicilian, Najdorf, 6.f4, 47 moves, 1-0 Jelly Roll Blues D Horseman vs D Horne, 1955  (C39) King's Gambit Accepted, 23 moves, 1-0 You can't handle Odd Lie O Lie vs B R Johansen, 1972  (D00) Queen's Pawn Game, 21 moves, 1-0 Blitzkrieg Bop V Ramon vs M Yeo, 1994 (D02) Queen's Pawn Game, 9 moves, 1-0 Nevermind the Pollock, here's Mikhail Chigorin Chigorin vs W Pollock, 1889  (C51) Evans Gambit, 37 moves, 1-0 Fast Lane G Lane vs S Djuric, 2001  (B40) Sicilian, 32 moves, 1-0 Sorry Yu lost Zsuzsa Polgar vs J Yu, 2006  (E62) King's Indian, Fianchetto, 28 moves, 1-0 Ziggy Zardast M Mahjoob vs Ni Hua, 2007  (C07) French, Tarrasch, 69 moves, 1-0 I Got You Babev A Babev vs Plachetka, 1979 (D80) Grunfeld, 57 moves, 0-1 One Froggy Evening Glek vs I Frog, 1995  (C47) Four Knights, 29 moves, 1-0 Never Forget O Iwu vs L Forget, 2008 (A14) English, 29 moves, 1-0 Man of War D Cork vs S Warman, 2001 (B43) Sicilian, Kan, 5.Nc3, 25 moves, 0-1 Coffey break P Coffey vs J Bass, 2001 (C13) French, 22 moves, 0-1 Bass solo J Bass vs Jaya Arunmathi, 2001 (A01) Nimzovich-Larsen Attack, 31 moves, 1-0 Empty bottle K Burger vs P Keglevic, 1977  (E00) Queen's Pawn Game, 32 moves, 1-0 Tough Love K Ramaswamy vs R Love, 2001  (A48) King's Indian, 26 moves, 1-0 A Pijpers will lead us to reason A Mohd Omar vs A Pijpers, 2007 (B23) Sicilian, Closed, 26 moves, 0-1 Ellen The Generous N K Ortiz vs E Hagesaether, 2006 (B06) Robatsch, 26 moves, 1-0 Ikonnik S Narayanan vs V Ikonnikov, 2006  (B32) Sicilian, 36 moves, 0-1 Heavy Riff J N Riff vs M Hrabinska, 2006 (B49) Sicilian, Taimanov Variation, 24 moves, 1-0 Fonny Game M Rodshtein vs E Fonn, 2007  (A07) King's Indian Attack, 50 moves, 1-0 Con artist De Con vs NN, 1913  (C21) Center Game, 11 moves, 1-0 Who let the dogs out? B Hund vs N Gaprindashvili, 1980 (B06) Robatsch, 30 moves, 1-0 Battering / Bettering Ram R Soffer vs V Malakhov, 2002  (D30) Queen's Gambit Declined, 36 moves, 0-1 Chess Addicks J Addicks vs I Gudju, 1931  (A48) King's Indian, 14 moves, 1-0 Rabar love B Rabar vs Najdorf, 1955  (B96) Sicilian, Najdorf, 32 moves, 1-0 Looser K Junge vs W Loose, 1942  (B07) Pirc, 20 moves, 1-0 No Pardoen G Welling vs Pardoen, 1981  (B15) Caro-Kann, 23 moves, 1-0 Pluss score M Pluss vs E Ruefli, 1987  (A80) Dutch, 9 moves, 1-0 What's all the Buzz about? Homer vs Buzz, 2007  (B01) Scandinavian, 47 moves, 1-0 No way, Hosea & San Hosea S Hosea vs U Hammarstrom, 2008  (E12) Queen's Indian, 34 moves, 1-0 Carlsenmagne Carlsen vs Aronian, 2007  (E12) Queen's Indian, 49 moves, 1-0 Bite my shiny metal a** Blum vs F Bender, 1934  (C29) Vienna Gambit, 15 moves, 0-1 Funky Stuff O Funk vs H Leckel, 1990 (C25) Vienna, 71 moves, 0-1 Spoonerism G Cardelli vs M Spooner, 2001 (B04) Alekhine's Defense, Modern, 40 moves, 1-0 The puns here are Inumerable, so make up your own F Inumerable vs G Orlov, 1991  (A50) Queen's Pawn Game, 46 moves, 1-0 Ok, you can guess this one A Fokin vs Y Yakovlev, 2001 (A91) Dutch Defense, 51 moves, 1-0 Do I really need to say it? S Fokin vs Oral, 1993  (E70) King's Indian, 29 moves, 0-1 A Fokin shame M Zvereva vs A Fokin, 2001 (B30) Sicilian, 41 moves, 1-0 Pardon my French Geller vs Petrosian, 1963  (C16) French, Winawer, 42 moves, 1-0 The Thinker Blatny vs M Rodin, 1996 (A06) Reti Opening, 62 moves, 0-1 The name says it all, I think Kotronias vs K Fufuengmongkolkij, 1992  (B74) Sicilian, Dragon, Classical, 34 moves, 1-0 Coffeehouse chess D Starbuck vs NN, 1906  (C41) Philidor Defense, 14 moves, 1-0 The Battle of Sterling M Sterling vs Marshall, 1900  (C43) Petrov, Modern Attack, 39 moves, 0-1 Braveheart Nunn vs C McNab, 1982 (B08) Pirc, Classical, 58 moves, 0-1 Let it Rain A da Silva Filho vs R E Rain, 1995 (B02) Alekhine's Defense, 22 moves, 0-1 Have you ever seen the Rain & Who'll stop the Rain J B Da Silva vs R E Rain, 1998 (B03) Alekhine's Defense, 28 moves, 0-1 Looney Bitoon R Bitoon vs R Lim, 2001 (B98) Sicilian, Najdorf, 27 moves, 0-1 Dang! M Przezdziecka vs D Dang, 2008 (A43) Old Benoni, 46 moves, 0-1 Sabure Dance O Sabure vs Chen Peng An, 2006 (B70) Sicilian, Dragon Variation, 25 moves, 1-0 You're Under Arrest! C Mazariego vs A Officer, 2006 (D00) Queen's Pawn Game, 29 moves, 0-1 Under Agrest Agrest vs Bacrot, 2001  (D85) Grunfeld, 38 moves, 1-0 Prestidgeous win R Karlsson vs J Prestidge, 2000  (C50) Giuoco Piano, 24 moves, 0-1 All Shook Up M Pein vs G Hernandez Guerrero, 1991  (E60) King's Indian Defense, 12 moves, 1-0 Tricksy Hobbis A Hobbis vs A Cooper, 1952  (C65) Ruy Lopez, Berlin Defense, 12 moves, 0-1 Hanging Mr. Cooper A Cooper vs S Williams, 1999  (A96) Dutch, Classical Variation, 22 moves, 0-1 Fallen Tyrant J L Clech vs P Tyrant, 1989  (C15) French, Winawer, 8 moves, 1-0 Run, Foreest, run! W Siebenhaar vs D Van Foreest, 1884  (C58) Two Knights, 45 moves, 0-1 Bohemian Rhapsody Vitacek vs Duras, 1900  (C22) Center Game, 26 moves, 0-1 Laxative C Galofre vs R R Laxman, 2008   (A14) English, 71 moves, 1-0 Swept & Wipe the Floor D Floor vs O Damen, 2000  (C45) Scotch Game, 14 moves, 0-1 19...Bf8 turned my world to black T Abergel vs R Vedder, 2007  (A46) Queen's Pawn Game, 20 moves, 1-0 Good Samarian S Berry vs S Samarian, 1982 (C31) King's Gambit Declined, Falkbeer Counter Gambit, 19 moves, 0-1 The Mighty Hercules C Lolli vs D Ercole Del Rio, 1755  (C50) Giuoco Piano, 19 moves, 0-1 Technical loss T L Petrosian vs Le TD, 1994  (C45) Scotch Game, 16 moves, 1-0 Ye of little faith Korchnoi vs J Ye, 1990  (E99) King's Indian, Orthodox, Taimanov, 52 moves, 0-1 High Time H High vs Keene, 1964  (A48) King's Indian, 18 moves, 0-1 Burn, baby, Burn NN vs Burn, 1866  (C60) Ruy Lopez, 15 moves, 0-1 Free Mason J Mason vs Winawer, 1882  (C50) Giuoco Piano, 56 moves, 1-0 This is not A Piper Sherzer vs A Piper, 1993 (C43) Petrov, Modern Attack, 22 moves, 1-0 Say What! M Georg vs S Barakat Hassan, 2001 (C00) French Defense, 65 moves, 0-1 Fish... is... better... than... fruits Rybka vs Fruit, 2006  (D45) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, 49 moves, 1-0 Cannon fodder & Jailed Hulligan R C Cannon vs S Hulligan, 2008  (C05) French, Tarrasch, 12 moves, 1-0 Blazing Sadler D Zagorskis vs Sadler, 1998  (A10) English, 32 moves, 0-1 Here I come to save the day... or maybe not Alekhine vs A Kaufman, 1918  (D02) Queen's Pawn Game, 8 moves, 1-0 We Llovet! D Marotti vs V Marin y Llovet, 1928 (B17) Caro-Kann, Steinitz Variation, 27 moves, 0-1 Thrilla in Manila I Rogers vs G Milos, 1992  (A46) Queen's Pawn Game, 32 moves, 1-0 French Revolution Larsen vs Petrosian, 1966  (C00) French Defense, 48 moves, 0-1 Boris Day L Day vs Spassky, 1971  (B24) Sicilian, Closed, 42 moves, 1/2-1/2 Cortes the killed & La Noche Triste Alekhine vs Cortes, 1922  (C01) French, Exchange, 30 moves, 1-0 Frog's Pawn V Vdovenkov vs I Frog, 1999 (D03) Torre Attack (Tartakower Variation), 66 moves, 0-1 Ministry of Szily Talks Szily vs Botvinnik, 1952  (C03) French, Tarrasch, 41 moves, 1-0 You gotta know how to Pono Ponomariov vs Ivanchuk, 2002  (C11) French, 23 moves, 1-0 Oh behave! Mamedyarov vs I Kurnosov, 2009  (D70) Neo-Grunfeld Defense, 21 moves, 0-1 Neutral PH P H Nielsen vs Vallejo-Pons, 2006 (D43) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, 44 moves, 1/2-1/2 Blitz win R Bublitz vs K Sperhake, 1987 (B20) Sicilian, 32 moves, 0-1 Whack-a-Mollov E Mollov vs S Mladenov, 2001 (E61) King's Indian, 33 moves, 0-1 Louie, Louie B Wall vs T Louie, 1974  (B10) Caro-Kann, 12 moves, 1-0 It's so Simpole J Simpole vs J Hardinge, 1973  (A62) Benoni, Fianchetto Variation, 31 moves, 0-1 Bagheri's Banquet A Bagheri vs M Apicella, 2005  (C16) French, Winawer, 41 moves, 1-0 Crucifixion Yusupov vs J Nogueiras, 1985  (D43) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, 20 moves, 1-0 Weather the Storm M Geveke vs R Storm, 1983  (A04) Reti Opening, 17 moves, 1-0 Sigur rose G Sigurjonsson vs A S Segal, 1968  (A52) Budapest Gambit, 26 moves, 1-0 I'm the worst. The worst, Jerry. M Brody vs L Banya, 1901  (C37) King's Gambit Accepted, 19 moves, 1-0 Kruger Industrial Smoothing & I'm not too worried about it E Krueger vs Iskov, 1978  (E45) Nimzo-Indian, 4.e3, Bronstein (Byrne) Variation, 21 moves, 1-0 Panic Attack N Panic vs M Markovic, 2008  (B56) Sicilian, 31 moves, 1-0 Let's Get Physickal P P Randolph vs C Vezin, 1847  (C39) King's Gambit Accepted, 26 moves, 1-0 Norwegian Wood (This Bird was Blown) K Lie vs Carlsen, 2007  (A02) Bird's Opening, 31 moves, 0-1 Don't Be a Foo B Foo vs M Hafizulhelmi, 2008  (B90) Sicilian, Najdorf, 93 moves, 0-1 Wynn Zaw Htun vs Nyee Nyee Zaw, 1999  (A71) Benoni, Classical, 8.Bg5, 29 moves, 1-0 Not A Good Fella Fella vs V Hresc, 1985  (C34) King's Gambit Accepted, 20 moves, 0-1 Jakov All Trades A Iljin vs J Geller, 2009 (D02) Queen's Pawn Game, 71 moves, 1/2-1/2 Not Goodenough (seriously?) A J Goldsby vs F Goodenough, 1974  (C54) Giuoco Piano, 36 moves, 1-0 I h8 U Anand vs Leko, 2009  (C95) Ruy Lopez, Closed, Breyer, 36 moves, 1-0 The Ed O'Sullivan Show H Healy vs E O'Sullivan, 1974 (C24) Bishop's Opening, 43 moves, 0-1 A Symphony of Grau J B Hernandez vs R Grau, 1928  (A45) Queen's Pawn Game, 67 moves, 0-1 Basque in the Glory Kramnik vs Carlsen, 2010  (E15) Queen's Indian, 45 moves, 1-0 Sznap Shot Sznapik vs D Komljenovic, 1987  (B75) Sicilian, Dragon, Yugoslav Attack, 24 moves, 1-0