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Apr-18-12
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  HeMateMe: Three Secret Service agents fired, for visiting Columbian brothel. Look, they were just men being men.

If you're the Prez, who do you want guarding you--guys with testosterone or Woody Allen?

Apr-18-12
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  WannaBe: Chinese emperors had eunuches, and they are now a major force to be recon'd with.
Apr-18-12  Petrosianic: How can you say that? They're all dead.
Apr-18-12
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  HeMateMe: how did they ever guys to take that job?
Apr-18-12
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  Albertan: <keypusher: Can anyone recommend a> <good chess coach in Manhattan for a> <young boy (not mine)? Kid is a> <beginner, so Mark Dvoretsky is not> <needed.>

Keypusher you may want to check out these lists: (the latter is 11 pages long!):

http://main.uschess.org/content/vie...

http://www.chess.com/coaches?page=3

Apr-18-12
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  WannaBe: <Petrosianic>, <HeMateMe> details, I am a big picture, think outside of the box guy!
Apr-18-12  Petrosianic: What details? All Chinese emperors are dead, especially Nurhaci, and therefore not much of a force to be reckoned with.
Apr-19-12
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  keypusher: Thanks everyone! Except you, Dr. Palmer. :-)
Apr-19-12
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  technical draw: Chinese emperors didn't need eunuchs. They had nunchucks.
Apr-19-12
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  WannaBe: I don't see what nuns named chuck have to do with Chinese Emperors...
Apr-19-12
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  waustad: Anybody up in the middle of the night might look at: http://live.chinaqiyuan.com/chess/t...

Zhao Xue and Bela Khotenashvili are tied for the lead so there is some interest in the final round games.

Apr-19-12
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  HeMateMe: Wanted: security guards to work for Emperor, in the Forbidden City. Must have experience, be willing to relocate. Good salary, lifetime employment.

However, there IS one thing...

Apr-19-12
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  Robin01: Can anyone recall the Judit Polgar game where she got a little upset where her opponent would not resign an endgame? It happened within the last year, I believe. Thanks.
Apr-19-12  JohnDahl: Judit Polgar vs M Muzychuk, 2012
Apr-19-12
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  chancho: Hall and Oates
Private Eyes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XDf...
Apr-19-12
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  technical draw: I think we should bring back eunichcy*. I know some good candidates right here on chessgames.

* A TD copyrighted word.

Apr-19-12
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  technical draw: Wow, I just googled eunichcy and there were zero results. I really did coin a word:

eunichcy=The state of being a eunuch

Maybe <Domdaniel> can help with a better definition.

Apr-19-12  Wayne Proudlove: Cream,"Blue Condition":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONOw...
Apr-19-12  goldenbear: Do you guys think it is unethical to use viagra as a chess peformance enhancer?
Apr-19-12  goldenbear: I guess I should clarify... I know an older gent that told me he always takes a viagra before tournament games because he says that after 3 or 4 hours of sitting upright in a chair his brain needs the increased blood flow to get oxygen. I told him I thought that was cheating.
Apr-19-12
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  tpstar: <I think we should bring back eunuchcy> The balls are in your court.

<viagra as a chess performance enhancer> If someone wants increased blood flow to their brain, then Viagra or Levitra or Cialis are the last things they need. Unless they mean their other brain.

Viagra commonly causes headaches and dizziness which would negatively affect your chess skills OTB.

Apr-19-12  Jim Bartle: "...commonly causes headaches and dizziness which would negatively affect your chess skills OTB."

Those symptoms tend to improve my chess.

Apr-19-12
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  tpstar: I would only use Viagra during chess if my last move was a real boner.

Maybe we should ask User: Woody Wood Pusher

Apr-19-12
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  shivasuri4: <technical draw>, you got the spelling wrong. Search 'eunuchy' instead.
Apr-19-12
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  chancho: <tpstar> Or you could go directly to the source: User: Boner.
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