tpstar: Implore chess professionals to continue wearing suitsA great big fat fruitcake just for <ILikeFruits>
A boatload of brilliancies by <Annie K.>
A new guitar for <Open Defence> on Christmas Day
A new tennis racket for our <Jim Bartle> ace
Counsellor <keypusher> should win every case
Find <mack> a fine girlfriend, preferably British
Help <Whitehat1963> understand 'What's the finish?'
Thank <YouRang> for running the prediction contests
Defend <Badest> from those modulo Carlsen fan pests
<Travis Bickle> will have continued success at chess
<Richard Taylor> becomes Ambassador to the US
<percyblakeney> will assist FIDE's head honcho
Nice Guy Awards for <pulsar> <zanshin> and <chancho>
More patrons and regulars for <WannaBe>'s bar
More witticisms and wordplay from our very own <tamar>
Guide <iron maiden> through any hardships of college
Help <TheAlchemist> use all his pharmacist knowledge
Instruct <notyetagm> in the many ways to get mated
Remind <ughaibu> not to post while intoxicated
<whiteshark> creating cute graphics for fun
<OhioChessFan> teaching Economics 101
<phony benoni> attending the World Series final
Good job <cu8sfan> facing Spassky in a simul
Grant <Rolfo> a reprieve from screening private e-mails
Our Ladies' List expanding with more and more females
A creative writing award for our friend <ontocaustic>
A peaceful resolution to the Armenia-Azerbaijan Conflict
More loving gifts handmade by posters' Grandmas
So Carlsen Fanboys may receive brand new bras
Help non-English speakers by using capitalization
Brain guys keep pursuing your stupid academic education
Short draw specialists punished by 'We Built This City'
Never report other users to the FIDE Ethics Committee
Be nice to Ed Trice, don't laugh and call him names
Even if he plays M61MG reindeer games
Encourage Kramnik supporters to make it their goal
And permanently eradicate Stupid Moron Idiot Nuts Troll
Bless <InspiredByMorphy>'s marriage under God's steeple
The WSFC shouldn't kill all the white people
Stop worshiping 'Messiah' as a 16-year-old boy
<gm joey> visit regularly So that page has more joy
Let outsiders and intruders and snitches in to play
Keep those unmindful ones way out of the Barangay
One request from the gay community on their behalf
Please don't stab to death any bakla or half-and-half
And in the name of the Father, the Son and Holy Ghost
No encrypting secret messages in a foreign language post.”
And we heard Santa say as he flew out of sight:
“Happy Holidays to all, and a Tipstarry Starry Night!”