|Phony Benoni: <27...?>
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Having just brushed aside a helpless pawn on a6, the White Knight was feeling his oats. Impudently, he address the Black Queen:
"Guardez, my lady! You are next on my list of conquests!, whether in love or war"
The Queen did not even favor him with a wave. "Oaf! Even now my Loyal Troops are preparing our inevitable victory, which will take place four moves hence."
"Leave it to a womab to have her minions do the dirty work while she flits about helplesskt, fearing for her life."
"Oh, I will be a vital part of the final checkmate. And without leaving this square!"
"That does not figure to happen, Your Supposed Majesty"
"You would do well to double check your calculations. And then double check them again!"