tpstar: This here's a jam for all the fellas (1. e4 c5)/Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us (2. Nf3 d6)/Get shot down (3. d4 cd) cuz you're overzealous (4. Nxd4 Nf6)/ Play hard to get (5. Nc3 a6), females get jealous (6. Bc4 e6)/OK smarty (7. Be3 Nc6), go to a party (8. Qe2 Be7)/Girls are scantily clad (9. 0-0-0) and showin' body [last book move]/ A chick walks by (9 ... Nxd4), you wish you could sex her (10. Rxd4 b5)/But you're standing on the wall (11. Bb3 Nd7) like you was Poindexter [11 ... Qa5 12. Qf3 Bb7 13. a3 =]/Next day's function (12. f4 Nc5) [=], high class luncheon [12. Qg4 Bf6 13. Rxd6 h5 ]/Food is served (13. e5 Nxb3+ 14. axb3), and you're stone cold munchin' [14. cxb3!? d5 15. Qg4 =]/Music comes on (14 ... d5), people start to dance (15. f5 b4)/But then you ate so much (16. fe!?), you nearly split your pants [16. f6!? bxc3 17. fxe7 Qxe7 18. Rf1 ]/A girl starts walkin' (16 ... bxc3), guys start gawkin' (17. ef+ Kf8)/Sits down next to you (18. bc Bc5) and starts talkin' [18 ... Be6!?]/Says she wants to dance (19. Rf4 Bxe3+) cuz she likes to groove (20. Qxe3 Be6)/So come on fatso (21. Rhf1 Rc8) and just bust a move (22. Qd3 Qb6)/You're on a mission (23. g4 Rc7) and you're wishin' (24. c4 Rd7)/Someone could cure your lonely condition (25. c5 Qxc5)/Lookin' for love in all the wrong places [25 ... Qc6!? ]/No fine girls (26. Qxa6 Qe7) [=], just ugly faces (27. Rb4 Rd8)/Some frustration [27. Ra4 Rc7], first inclination (28. Rb6 Bc8)/Is to become a monk and leave the situation [28 ... Bxf7 29. e6 Qg5+ 30. Kb1 ]/But every dark tunnel has a light of hope (29. Qe2 Qa3+)/So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope [29 ... h5!?]/New movie's showin' so you're goin' (30. Kb1)/Could care less about the five you're blowin' (30 ... Bxg4?)/Theater gets dark just to start the show [30 ... Bd7 31. e6 Ra8 =]/Then you spot a fine woman sittin' in your row (31. Qxg4 Ra8)/She's dressed in yellow [31 ... h5 32. Qh4 Qe7 33. Qd4 ], she says "Hello. Come sit next to me, you fine fellow" (32. Qb4+)/You run over there without a second to lose [32. Ra6! Rxa6 33. Qc8+ Ke7 34. f8=Q+]/And what comes next, hey bust a move (32 ... Qxb4)/In the city ladies look pretty (33. Rxb4 Ke7)/Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty (34. Rb6 Rhd8)/Tell a funny joke just to get some play [34 ... d4 35. b4 ]/Then you try to make a move and she says "No way" (35. e6 d4)/Girls are fakin' (36. Kb2), goodness sakin' [36. Rg1 g6 ]/They want a man who brings home the bacon (36 ... Ra7)/Got no money and you got no car (37. b4)/Then you got no woman and there you are [37. c4 dc+ 38. Kxc3 Rc7+ 39. Kb4 Rf8]/Some girls are sadistic (37 ... Rc7), materialistic (38. b5 Rdc8)/Looking for a man makes them opportunistic (39. Rc6 Rxc6)/They're lying on the beach perpetrating a tan (40. bxc6 Rf8)/So a brother with money can be their man [40 ... Kf8 41. Rf4 d3 42. cd g6 ]/So on the beach you're strollin' (41. Re1 Rc8), real high rollin' (42. Rf1 Rf8)/Everything you have is yours and not stolen (43. c7 Rc8)/A girl runs up with something to prove (44. f8=Q+ Rxf8)/So don't just stand there (45. Rxf8), bust a move (1-0) - Young MC + Fritz 7, "Bust a Move"

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