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|Mar-08-11|| ||wordfunph: <SirChrislov> collection of GM Eduard "Goofy" Gufeld quotes..|
"You are for me the Queen on d8. And I am the pawn on d7!!" (to the girl he courted)
"For me, chess is life and every game is like a new life. Every chess player gets to live many lives in one lifetime."
"That's what this match is all about, pawns - isolated or hanging. They might just as well play without pieces." (on the 1974 Karpov-Korchnoi match)
"The chess board is like Africa - all black."
"Playing chess is not a profession, it is a gamble."
"If a woman wins, the media immediately makes a great sensation of it; if she makes a draw --- bravo; if she loses, well, she is a woman."
"Show me your chess games and I can tell who you are."
"I always try to take into account all the emotional nuances in my opponent's behaviour."
"One well-known master used to say in such a string of loses: after the first loss I play stronger, after the second loss I play very well, and after the third loss you can beat me down with a feather."
"A diagonal movement is equivalent to the same number of moves horizontally and vertically."
"I forgot that chess is not checkers --- and captures are not obligatory!"
"He played like a grandmaster and wrote like a grandmaster." (on Isaak Lipnitsky)
"I was jubilant when a famous chess magazine awarded one of my moves four stars. I wanted to go out and buy a bottle of cognac with the same number of stars."
"Peace is indispensable for human society but totally unacceptable in chess. Once you sit down at the board, the struggle is inevitable."
|Mar-08-11|| ||SirChrislov: Sir<wordfunph> bravo!! "You are like queen on d8. I am like pawn on d7." I heard that one out of his own lips.|
He used to tell many stories at the Gufeld chess academy back in 98, '99 and I love how when he tried to make a point, like when analyzing, he would say in his russian accent "yes, yes, bat, I teeeeell you my fren, I teeeell you, is no gooood," lol!
|Mar-08-11|| ||wordfunph: Sir <SirChrislov>, that's why i like Edik most --- his wits and aura in life. I will try to post my collection of Edik's anecdotes later. He's such a wonderful GM, we truly miss the grand man..|
|Mar-08-11|| ||SirChrislov: His video 'Science of Russian chess strategy" is actually filmed at his Gufeld chess academy. He analyzes two of his brilliancies and during one of the lessons, one of his students, is like sleepy and Gufeld tries to keep him awake. hilarious! you'd think he'd cut that part out before releasing the tape but he didn't!|
Sadly, I don't think it was ever released on dvd.
|Mar-08-11|| ||wordfunph: <SirChrislov>
hope I didn't violate any copyright laws from various books and other source, thanks to <all> anyway..
Russian GM Eduard Gufeld once lost on time in a winning position in England. He muttered after the game, "I unluckiest Russian in England. All my life I unlucky."
Eduard Gufeld was in love with a beautiful girl and tried everything to win her heart – chocolates, flowers, letters – but nothing worked. Then one day he found out that she played chess. So, in his next letter to her, he used a few metaphors to describe his love for her. He wrote: “You are for me the Queen on d8 and I am the pawn on d7!” His chess metaphors won her heart and they lived happily ever after.
The late GM Eduard Gufeld usually orders drinks without ice and asks for ice in a separate cup. He said, "I get less beverage if they put ice and beverage in the same cup."
GM Eduard Gufeld once conducted a 20-man simul exhibition at a cheap cost of $4 per head in the Philippines. He said, "Do not tell to other GMs because they will kill me." He goes on
to win all games.
When the late GM Eduard Gufeld was asked if he encouraged and taught his stepson to play chess. He replied, "One crazy man in the family is enough!"
In one of his U.S. games, GM Eduard Gufeld, in seemingly hopeless position and in time trouble, managed to save a game by pressing the button of the fire alarm on the wall just above the head of his opponent, who understandably lost his nerve and the game.
In Beijing 1996 against GM Eduard Gufeld, GM Anthony Miles was black and started 1.e4 c6 2.d4 Na6. Miles got a decent position but lost the game. The next day, Gufeld saw Miles at breakfast. Gufeld said: "I hate you, my friend. You are destroying chess with your stupid ideas." Gufeld kept shouting for two hours and later he never said a polite word to Miles.
When they met at the board again, there was no handshake.
GM Vladimir Bagirov once told GM Aleksandar Baburin that GM Eduard Gufeld "bought furniture for his entire flat" for the fees that he received for annotations in various magazines to the Bagirov-Gufeld USSR Championship 1973 where Gufeld won.
GM Eduard Gufeld wrote the book "Bobby Fischer from Chess Genius to Legend". Unfortunately, he passed away before he could see the book.
At the 1995 US Senior Open, GM Arnold Denker was pressing GM Eduard Gufeld in a marathon game. Gufeld, irked by Denker's refusal of his draw offer, told him, "You're a Grandmaster, you know it's a draw." Denker, unruffled, replied, "You're a Grandmaster, draw it!"
Blatny-Gufeld 1997 33rd American Open: GM Pavel Blatny won after a time scramble. GM Eduard Gufeld confessed to Jerry Hanken that he could not sleep for three days after his loss.
1973 USSR Cup Tournament in Dnepropetrovsk: GM Eduard Gufeld played a 4-game match against Mikhail Tal. In the third game (the first two were draws), Gufeld had an obvious advantage but his flag started to rise. He asked Tal, "What is the next time control?" "Control?" Tal instantly replied, "There is no control. It's a 'sudden death' control." Gufeld immediately offered a draw and Tal won the fourth game and the match.
All-Union Championship of Spartak Sports Society in Leningrad in 1957: GM Eduard Gufeld achieved a winning endgame against the experienced master Anatoly Ufimtsev. A victory by
Gufeld will ensure the champion's title. With 40 moves made, Gufeld decided to adjourn the game and would like to make his opponent realize the futility of further resistance. He asked the arbiter to give him an envelope but his request was met with silence. He repeated his request two more times before the arbiter said, "Your time ran out. The time
control was 45 moves."
Hastings International Congress: Elderly Russian Grandmaster Eduard Gufeld who always moved around the playing hall, could easily be recognized where he was because of the
rustling of the bags he carried which contained varied items of East European chess goods he was seeking to sell.
34th Soviet Championship: GM Eduard Gufeld lost a game against Aivars Gipslis and dreamed of the right move. Since that time, he always has a scoresheet under his pillow.
When Eduard Gufeld caught sight of Anatoly Karpov for the first time, he said, "This little boy will never be a Grandmaster, he is too thin!" To which Efim Geller, standing beside him remarked, not without irony, "Well, of course everyone judges by his own standards, you, for
for example, Edik became a grandmaster when your weight reached 100 kilograms."
1985 U.S. Open in Hollywood: GM Joel Benjamin claimed GM Eduard Gufeld as the worst person he ever met in chess. In their last game, Joel said that Eduard asked the arbiter to tell him that he would not shake his hand.
When GM Eduard Gufeld is in a good mood, he places the piece exactly in the center of the square but as soon as he is in doubt, the beauty of the geometrical proportions is disturbed
and the pieces are practically thrown onto the board.
GM Eduard Gufeld was a devotee of King's Indian Defense, hence a black bishop can be found on his grave!
GM Eduard Gufeld was a very temperamental person, he would sometimes violently undergo the agonies of defeat. Having lost one of his games against Mikhail Tal, he walked around the tournament hall continually mumbling in suppressed anger, "No, Tal is not a genius!" It went on for about ten minutes and settled calmly.
During Fred Waitzkin's trip to the Soviet Union, GM Eduard Gufeld insisted to him that both Anatoly Karpov and Garry Kasparov were much stronger players than Bobby Fischer.
GM Eduard Gufeld jestingly claimed that he is the World Champion in Chess by Telex, having won an experimental championship by telex for the USSR Team.
In Skokie, Illinois, USA, GM Eduard Gufeld's lecture was such a big hit that the Mayor, in grateful appreciation of Gufeld's invaluable contribution to education through chess, conferred on him the title of Honorary Citizen of Skokie.
GM Eduard Gufeld was once the Chairman of the FIDE Commission on Chess Art. He was instrumental
in reviving the brilliancy prize in top tournaments. It was his contention that the real winner in a tournament is not the player who bags the top monetary prize for sporting results but to the one who played the most beautiful game.
27th Soviet Championship Leningrad 1960: After five successive losses by GM Eduard Gufeld, he finally won his game against Boris Spassky in 34 moves!
Saemisch Variation of the King's Indian Defence: When asked his opinion of this line, Eduard Gufeld, a keen fan of the g7-bishop and KID, once answered: "Asked the knight on g1."
One of Eduard Gufeld's jokes in his game collection was the queenside castling which he said that doesn't make the king secure. A second prophylactic move Kb1 is needed to complete the process. He was quoted, "Now I know why it's called castling long. It's carried out in
two steps: 0-0-0 and Kb1."
At the USSR Semi-Final in Beltsy, GM Eduard Gufeld, after resigning his game to Semion Palatnik, he stood up, turning to the players, arbiters and spectators, he loudly declared: "I will not shake the hand of the friend of a traitor to the Motherland!", having in mind Lev Alburt who also, like Palatnik, came from Odessa, and who a few months earlier had requested political asylum in Germany.
At a leather factory in Seville, after an excursion a group of chess players was invited to buy goods at reduced prices. Eduard Gufeld demanded a discount, explaining his motives with perfect clarity: "You should understand that I can't do otherwise; never in my life have I bought things at the prices shown on the tag." When his colleagues received a small discount, in a shop where they went with Gufeld, it turned out that the main discount was for him, receiving a sheepskin coat for free.
Before resigning a game, Eduard Gufeld sometimes made use of a last chance: he would place a piece - usually a queen or rook - on a square where it was undefended: if his
opponent did not notice this, on the next move he himself would have his strongest piece taken or would be mated. To increase the effect, he could loudly shout: "Check!" This device could prove effective, especially if the opponent was in time trouble, and there was a chance
he would instinctively move his king.
According to GM Genna Sosonko, Eduard Gufeld would persistently call an isolated pawn "a pawn which has no friend", priding himself on his invention and repeating it, like the
majority of his jokes, a hundred times.
In Seattle, Bill Wall went with GM Eduard Gufeld to his downtown hotel room on the 10th floor after one of the evening games was over with Karpov. Bill didn't know it but Eduard was cooking in the hotel room. Eduard had forgotten and was talking about chess when the smoke alarm went off. Bill thought that Eduard didn't know what was happening. Bill went
into the back room and put out a small grease fire that had started, which now smoked up the room even more. The room was next door to Karpov. Eduard opened up the outside window to a balcony and almost fell over, which Bill was glad he did not. Bill was quoted, "Hate to be accused of pushing a Russian grandmaster over the balcony of a 10 story building."
|Mar-08-11|| ||wordfunph: Geller-Korchnoi 2nd Game in 1971 Match: Geller's second, Grandmaster Gufeld, went mad in the press room. He had just published a book about the Dragon Variation in which he
pointed out the faults of 11.0-0-0 and 12.Bh6 and now his "boss" is playing it! Later, when Gufeld asked Geller his reason for doing so, the smiling grandmaster joked, "I don't read your books!"|
1993 Alushta Gufeld-Golubev: GM Mikhail Golubev related, "I am rather glad that I managed to meet such a colorful player as Gufeld over the board. He tried to offer me some apples during our game and immediately after the game ended, he started to tell everbody that he
had created his new 'Gioconda'."
1999 Los Angeles Western Class Championship Lakdawala-Gufeld Game: According to Cyrus Lakdawala in his book Play the London System, after Gufeld was mated, he demanded
to the director that the mate didn't count and the original move before his take-back move be played. However, the director let the mate stand. At the end of the game, Gufeld yelled out his familiar battle cry whenever a director ruled against him: "This is not chess!"
Magnus Carlsen's first opening book was The Complete Dragon by GM Eduard Gufeld.
|Mar-08-11|| ||TheFocus: <At the 1995 US Senior Open, GM Arnold Denker was pressing GM Eduard Gufeld in a marathon game. Gufeld, irked by Denker's refusal of his draw offer, told him, "You're a Grandmaster, you know it's a draw." Denker, unruffled, replied, "You're a Grandmaster, draw it!">|
Priceless!! I have got to use that sometimes.
First I have to become a GM!
|Mar-11-11|| ||wwall: Good stuff on Gufeld. I knew him for many years. When he lectured in English, he would always say "My English is better than your Russian." The FBI thought he was a KGB agent. They contacted me after I set up a simul for Gufled in Palo Alto, CA. I told him all he did was play chess and tell funny stories.|
|Mar-11-11|| ||SirChrislov: "In the opening, it is almost absurd for the king to be called king. He is like baby, crying, afraid and in need of shelter so you must put him in his crib(to castle) where he is happy and safe and can go to sleep. Next, you deploy all your pieces and finally, you call your military captain and say "Sir, the troops are ready for battle." -Gufeld|
|Mar-12-11|| ||SirChrislov: <GM Eduard Gufeld was a devotee of King's Indian Defense, hence a black bishop can be found on his grave!> |
No kidding, on Gufeld vs Kavalek, 1962 he wrote: "Since this game, I always maintain the dark square bishop has a magic all of its own."
|Mar-12-11|| ||ozmikey: <When he lectured in English, he would always say "My English is better than your Russian."> Ah, yes...a stock line of his, he used it many times during his two trips to Australia. His use of English was inimitable; he was interviewed on Australian TV just before the third K-K match in 1986, and one of the things he said was "We haff now unique position in chess history. We have two players what is MORE STRONG THAN EVERY ANOTHER!"|
Another Gufeld specialty was the double or triple negative ("You never not understanding nothing about chess, my freeend!!").
<wwall> The FBI may have been acting on more than just paranoia there. I remember Korchnoi writing something to that effect about Gufeld in his autobiography. Certainly a few of the Russian GMs of that era (Antoshin, for one) have long been suspected of having at least watching briefs for the KGB.
|Mar-14-11|| ||SirChrislov: <In March, 2000, GM Eduard Gufeld tied for 1st-13th at the National Open in Las Vegas. At 64, he was the oldest grandmaster in the competition. He defeated Joel Benjamin in the final round with a queen trap, then danced around the table.>|
danced around the table? talk about chess, like love, like music, has the power to make men happy, huh?
J Benjamin vs Gufeld, 2000
|Mar-14-11|| ||Phony Benoni: Just in case you don't believe a 13-way tie for first could exist:|
|Jun-28-11|| ||JoergWalter: Gufeld vs B Ivanovic, 1979
is now on youtube with Gufeld presenting it in his particular style and english. say what you want: it is better than most instructional videos. very entertaining|
|Aug-11-11|| ||Antiochus: The most artistic victory of a Russian player in this side of Atlantic Ocean?|
[Event "Las Vegas"]
[Site "National Open"]
[White "Eduard Gufeld"]
[Black "G Fritcchie"]
[Annotator "David Borensztajn"]
1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. Be3 e5 7. Nb3 Be6 8. Qd2
Nbd7 9. f3 b5 10. a4 b4 11. Nd5 a5 12. Bb5 Bxd5 13. exd5 Be7 14. Bc6 Rc8 15.
O-O O-O 16. Rfc1 Nc5 17. Nxc5 dxc5 18. c3 e4 19. cxb4 cxb4 20. fxe4 Nxe4 21.
Qd3 f5 22. Bb5 Qd6 23. Rc6 Rxc6 24. dxc6 Qe5 25. Rd1 Rd8 26. Bc4+ Kf8 27. Qxd8+
Bxd8 28. Rxd8+ Ke7 29. Rd7+ Ke8 30. Rd5 Qe7 31. Rxa5 Qh4 32. Re5+ Kf8 (32...
Kd8 33. Bb6+) 33. Rxf5+ Ke8 34. g3 Qg4 35. Re5+ Kf8 36. c7 Nd6 37. Bc5 Qd1+ 38.
Kg2 Qc2+ 39. Re2 1-0
|Mar-19-12|| ||brankat: Happy Birthday GM Gufeld.|
|Mar-19-12|| ||talisman: happy birthday and thanks for your book on Stein.|
|Mar-19-12|| ||BlackSheep: I like Guefeld he's a character in the mostly personalityless (I just made that word up before a dictionary stasi-agent jumps on it) world of chess .|
|Oct-04-12|| ||wordfunph: from D. Bjelica's Grandmasters in Profile..
<GM Eduard Gufeld told a story from one of the Soviet championships at which he and GM Lev Polugaevsky had played. Lev offered a draw and then immediately noticed that he was in a winning position. Gufeld also noticed and jokingly remarked to the grandmasters present: "Lev has offered me a draw and he is now trying to convince me not to accept it.">
|Oct-04-12|| ||Shams: <wordfunph> Surely this is that game:
Gufeld vs Polugaevsky, 1959|
|Mar-19-13|| ||Abdel Irada: Those anecdotes are pearls beyond price, <wordfunph>. Thank you for compiling and posting them.|
|Mar-19-13|| ||BlackSheep: Happy Birthday Eddie .|
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