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|Apr-06-16|| ||WannaBe: I found this (or came across it) on another site, just wish to share it here:|
1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably #$%$.
4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
6. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
7. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?
10. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.
|Apr-08-16|| ||ragtag: Calling Cruz <misogynistic, homophobic and racist> is the understatement of the year.|
|Apr-09-16|| ||Chessercist: happy birthdus posoo|
|Apr-10-16|| ||posoo: CHESSGANES COMUNATY:
Mark how the scorner derideth me!
It is NOT da posoo's birthday and it NEVER was! Not only is chessursle in flagrant violation of cg policy (attempting to post person information), he is also VIOLATING DA SPIRIT of da oddlies page. We are trying to EXPOASE liars, not create them.
|Apr-11-16|| ||WannaBe: Gnus: Washington Nationals introduced H. Hoover as (another) president in the in-between-inning race:|
Reaction: I wonder when will Nationals introduce FDR as a race candidate.
|Apr-18-16|| ||WannaBe: Things have gotten so out of hand in Massachusetts, they now have a holiday named after their football team.|
Gimme a freakin' break, already. What's next Knicks' Day in New York?
|Apr-18-16|| ||diceman: <WannaBe:
Gimme a freakin' break, already. What's next Knicks' Day in New York?>
They call it a "Knick" if you cut yourself shaving.
|Apr-18-16|| ||TheFocus: They could call it Nik Day after me.|
|Apr-18-16|| ||WannaBe: I heard that tax returns are due tonight, think the local post office are open until midnight.|
I'll start filling mine out at 11:30, 0 + 0 - 0 / 1 = 0
Shouldn't take me more than 5 minutes to fill out the 1040EZ
|Apr-18-16|| ||tamar: Chess is chess, and Wesley So had no special incentive to beat Varuzhan Akobian today.|
|May-04-16|| ||WannaBe: Original Boba Fett was played by Jimmy Carter?!!?
|May-23-16|| ||WannaBe: The first thing about Washing Club, is we don't talk bout Washing Clue, no Odd Lie!|
|May-25-16|| ||WannaBe: Great, now I got to pick up knitting to pick up women...|
|May-28-16|| ||technical draw: I will now tell you the greatest secret in the world. Don't tell anyone I spilled the beans. Billions of dollars will turn to rubbish if this is found out. OK, here it goes: Picasso painted by the numbers.|
|Jun-06-16|| ||TheFocus: Never trust someone that wears colored contact lenses. They've already lied to you.|
|Jun-06-16|| ||diceman: <TheFocus: Never trust someone that wears colored contact lenses. They've already lied to you.>|
...like "glasses" are any better?
They're called "four-eyes" but it's still two eyes, and a pair of glasses.
|Jun-06-16|| ||diceman: <technical draw:
OK, here it goes:
Picasso painted by the numbers.>
|Jun-06-16|| ||diceman: <by the numbers>
Whoa, the same way computers play chess.
|Jun-06-16|| ||john barleycorn: < diceman: <by the numbers>...>|
<Abdel>, the master of the fractions, is top seated.
|Jun-06-16|| ||diceman: <john barleycorn: < diceman: <by the numbers>...>|
<Abdel>, the master of the fractions, is top seated.>
Unless he's off on a journey.
|Jun-06-16|| ||diceman: <WannaBe: I found this (or came across it) on another site, just wish to share it here:|
1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.>
George Carlin said: "Kid who swallows
a jar of marbles, doesn't have any more kids."
<2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.>
I hear in concealed carry states, no one
uses a horn. Car stops in front of you,
you quietly go around it.
<4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.>
...and use his public restroom.
<7. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.>
Along with not making it to a GM today.
<9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?>
One way is Tony Perkins.
...the other, is Janet Leigh.
<10. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.>
Sounds like voters may be in contention?
|Jun-06-16|| ||john barleycorn: < diceman:...
Unless he's off on a journey.>
You are clearly underestimating <Abdel>, the all-around genius.
He is multitasking. Eating couscous in North Africa, give a rating for the Guide Michelin, convincing the camel drivers of his superior interpretation of the Qu'ran, leaving the Wahhabi's speechless and winning a chess game blindfolded. All simultaneously and at the same time.
All transmitted by CNN and commented by Brian C. More live.
North Africa will speak in awe of the 21st century *stroll*.
|Jun-06-16|| ||TheFocus: <john barleycorn> < diceman:... Unless he's off on a journey.>|
Journey or no journey, I think we can all agree that he is definitely off.
|Jun-06-16|| ||john barleycorn: <TheFocus: ....
Journey or no journey, I think we can all agree that he is definitely off.>
yes, probably from birth on. C'est la vie
|Jun-20-16|| ||WannaBe: L. James will be part of an hour special, "The Decision II", as to whether he will go to Disland, Disney World, Euro Disney, Disney Shanghai, or Disney Tokyo.|
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