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|Nov-25-16|| ||Everyone: is a Russian Hacker: http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/defa...|
|Dec-02-16|| ||WannaBe: Full military burial?
|Dec-02-16|| ||john barleycorn: I am tolerant. I just cannot tolerate an intolerant poster here on CG.|
|Dec-04-16|| ||WannaBe: Q. You know how they played three days a move in correspondence chess back in old days?|
A. Pony Express.
|Dec-06-16|| ||WannaBe: It finally happened, first Chicago Cubs, followed by Trump, and now flying pigs.|
It's the end of the world, I tell ya.
|Dec-20-16|| ||Abdel Irada: ∞
<WannaBe: It finally happened, first Chicago Cubs, followed by Trump, and now flying pigs.>
According to preliminary reports, this innovation has not so far been well received in Saudi Arabia.
|Jan-02-17|| ||TheFocus: Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn's cocktail party? He pulled a mussel.|
|Jan-09-17|| ||OhioChessFan: <FANS OF THE CHESSGAMES CAISSARs>|
|Jan-09-17|| ||Nina Myers: The moar bombs you drop, the moar peace you bring. |
(Look on the bright side though. At least <Chicongo> is safe ~ because of all of Obumer's 'Wookie sons').
|Jan-10-17|| ||Mr. President: <post-truth> Who cares?|
|Jan-16-17|| ||WannaBe: Well, it finally happened:
2017 Super Bowl LI
2018 Super Bowl Wong
2019 Super Bowl Chan
2020 Super Bowl Fong
The Chinese have finally bought everything American they can. Even <THE> Championship Game.
|Jan-23-17|| ||WannaBe: I just found out that "Rogue One" is not Trump's biographical movie by Michael Moore.|
|Jan-24-17|| ||WannaBe: My (invisible) girlfriend asked me the other day: "Does this dress make me look fat?"|
I replied: "It's not the dress, it's the thigh, arms, quadruple chin, the high-heel that's about to snap in two, and that tub of ice cream you're eating that make you look fat."
Not seen my girlfriend since.
|Jan-25-17|| ||WannaBe: Found out today's Burns Night, so for one evening, they allow arson?|
|Jan-25-17|| ||john barleycorn: Money is the root of all evil.
That is why the church is asking for it.
|Jan-31-17|| ||Mrs Butterworth: <john barleycorn: Money is the root of all evil.
That is why the church is asking for it.>|
That's the kind of "logic" you get when you have imaginary friends in high places.
|Feb-15-17|| ||Nina Myers: University scientists claim left-wing violence is caused by global warming … <“the planet made them do it”>|
|Feb-21-17|| ||Mr. President: The failing @chessgames.com_newsletter is truly one of the worst newsletters. They knowingly write lies and never even call to fact check. Really bad people! So sad.|
|Feb-22-17|| ||WannaBe: Need to get some planting soil this weekend, heard Home Depot have them on sale. I sure hope they are dirt cheap.|
|Feb-22-17|| ||WannaBe: If money is the root of all evil, does that mean evil grows on trees, instead of money??|
|Feb-24-17|| ||WannaBe: I don't understand this, at the local watering hole, when customers are ready to leave, they always ask for La Quinta.|
Why are they going to a hotel? Don't they have a home to go to?
|Mar-22-17|| ||john barleycorn: A new EU regulation intends to put up signs "Do not leave your bags unattended" written in English, French and German in all bus terminals, railroad stations and airports. |
Why do they not add an Arabic translation?
|Apr-09-17|| ||Boomie: This would seem a logical place to discuss golf.|
El Nino is a very popular winner of the Masters. Plus he deserves the green jacket for some of the great shots he hit coming down the stretch. To win his first major on Seve's birthday...well, you can't script it any better.
|Apr-10-17|| ||morfishine: <Boomie> Yes, a terrific Masters! There's a saying about the back-nine on Masters Sunday. This year, the tension, fireworks, great shots and heartaches all started on the 1st hole. So many players had a legitimate chance to win. The ebb and flow was nerve wracking, keeping viewers on the edge of their seats.|
A fantastic Masters Sunday, perhaps the best ever (though that crazy 2001 shootout is hard to beat)
|Apr-19-17|| ||technical draw: I was in the tryouts for the '72 olympics in weightlifting. They asked me if I could lift 100. I said, sure thing, easy as pie. Then I tried it and I couldn't get the weights off the floor! I left as everyone was laughing. I didn't know that the olympics used kilograms so I was trying to lift 220 lbs. What a dork. I never tried out again.|
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