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|Mar-24-15|| ||OhioChessFan: "All you need is love."|
|Mar-24-15|| ||Karposian: <TD: Everyone knows that Lucy in the Sky refers to LSD but how many know that Hey Jude refers to heroin?>|
Yes, it's about McCartney buying heroin from a dude in the street. The original title of the song was "Hey Dude".
Paul didn't even try to hide his Satanic messages. "Live and let die", for instance, is an anagram for ENTAILED DEVIL.
|Mar-24-15|| ||HeMateMe: "Eleanor Rigby, keeps a face in a jar by the door.
Who is it for...?"
Ed Gein got in kinds of trouble for doing the very same thing:
"Edward Theodore "Ed" Gein (/ˈɡiːn/) (August 27, 1906 – July 26, 1984) was an American murderer and body snatcher. His crimes, committed around his hometown of Plainfield, Wisconsin, gathered widespread notoriety after authorities discovered Gein had exhumed corpses from local graveyards and fashioned trophies and keepsakes from their bones and skin. Gein confessed to killing two women – tavern owner Mary Hogan on December 8, 1954, and a Plainfield hardware store owner, Bernice Worden, on November 16, 1957. Initially found unfit for trial, after confinement in a mental health facility, he was tried in 1968 for the murder of Worden and sentenced to life imprisonment.
His case influenced the creation of several fictional killers, including Norman Bates of the film and novel Psycho and its sequels, Leatherface of the The Texas Chain Saw Massacre films, Buffalo Bill of the novel The Silence of the Lambs, Ezra Cobb of the film Deranged, Bloody Face from the second season of the TV series American Horror Story, and Eddie Gluskin of the video game Outlast."
In the book "Bad Men and Bloodletters" the entry for Gein noted that when police realized that he was the killer and grave robber, they broke into his house. On a table in the living room they found a cup full of human noses. There were several human livers in the refrigerator. An eyeball with a string pulled through it was attached to the ceiling.
If only Ed had been around, today. with his genius for radical, visual décor he would easily have won these reality show competitions where home decorating experts compete, using the houses of strangers.
|Mar-25-15|| ||technical draw: <If only Ed had been around, today. with his genius for radical, visual décor he would easily have won these reality show competitions >|
I don't think he had anything to Gein.
|Mar-26-15|| ||Abdel Irada: The villain in Riven also had nothing to Gehn.
|Mar-26-15|| ||Mr. President: I got this real moron thing, it's called thinking.|
|Mar-26-15|| ||technical draw: <Military attaché Captain Robert M. Losey was killed during a German bombardment of Dombås>|
This was the first US casualty in the European theater during WW2. I know it's a sad thing talking about someone killed in action but still something inside me wants to make a joke.
|Mar-27-15|| ||ljfyffe: <Mr. Prez >More like an oxy moron thing.|
|Mar-27-15|| ||Harvestman: An oxymoron is what you get if you add oxygen to a moron. If you add calcium instead you get a Camoron, which is what the UK has for a prime minister.|
|Mar-27-15|| ||WannaBe: I don't understand why we are launching astronauts into space for ISIS missions.|
|Mar-27-15|| ||technical draw: If ISIS is eliminated will they be WASWAS?|
|Mar-27-15|| ||HeMateMe: They will be WAS NOT WAS if this new pan-Arab military force gets near them. I don't believe they'll be fighting by the Marquis of Queensbury rules...|
|Mar-28-15|| ||Abdel Irada: <technical draw: If ISIS is eliminated will they be WASWAS?>|
No. It will be replaced by HORUS, who will then face off against SET.
|Mar-28-15|| ||Jim Bartle: <technical draw: If ISIS is eliminated will they be WASWAS?>|
It depends on what the meaning of isis.
|Mar-28-15|| ||Tiggler: The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has announced that by the end on the century March Madness will have completed its migration into April.|
|Mar-28-15|| ||Tiggler: In a related story, Barack Obama is expected to veto the bill, recently passed in the US senate, that moves Earth Day to April 1.|
|Mar-28-15|| ||Mr. President: That's right,<Tiggler>. Because April Fool's is reserved to cover numerous sexual harassment violations at the office.|
|Mar-28-15|| ||technical draw: <It depends on what the meaning of isis.>|
That's a good one <Jim>. I wish I had thought of it.
|Mar-28-15|| ||Jim Bartle: Yes, it should win clear second behind "WASWAS."|
|Mar-28-15|| ||perfidious: Maybe instead they would be considered HASBEENUSETAWAS, same as an old master who blathers on about all sorts of rot on every page imaginable here.|
|Mar-28-15|| ||Abdel Irada: Technically that should probably be in the past tense — although since this is the <Odd Lie> page, I suppose that would be inappropriate.|
Maybe we should refer to him using the future tense? Or would that put us all at risk of Merlyn's Sickness?
|Mar-28-15|| ||Tiggler: <perfidious: Maybe instead they would be considered HASBEENUSETAWAS, same as an old master who blathers on about all sorts of rot on every page imaginable here.>|
Nah. Most of them are Neverwozzers. http://patricktreardon.com/?p=1302
|Mar-29-15|| ||OhioChessFan: "Student Athlete"|
|Mar-29-15|| ||Abdel Irada: Nah, that would just be someone who's studying to be a jock. :-D|
|Apr-01-15|| ||WannaBe: Breakin' Gnus: Ha'vard accepted 5.3% of applicants for the class of 2019.|
Reaction: Big freakin' deal. My company had 2,580 applicants, and we only accepted 1.
Take that! Ha'vard.
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