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|Feb-19-12|| ||PinnedPiece: <WH 1963: Goodbye>
I speak for all of us here, and from the bottomless depths of my own heart when I say,
"We're not going to miss you."
|Feb-19-12|| ||TheFocus: I only have 473 pages and only one person on Ignore, and he doesn't post here.|
|Feb-19-12|| ||OhioChessFan: "You're gonna miss me when I'm gone."|
|Feb-19-12|| ||JoergWalter: <OhioChessFan: "You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.">|
|Feb-19-12|| ||PinnedPiece: <TheFocus: I only have 473 pages and only one person on Ignore, and he doesn't post here.>|
Flagged for noncompliance with rules of page. Expect to see this post deleted soon by admins.
|Feb-19-12|| ||JoergWalter: <Eric S> aka <TheFocus> teaming up with <LIFEMaster AJ> to take over admin job and eliminate "the troop".|
|Feb-20-12|| ||Whitehat1963: <bottomless depths of my own heart>|
<PinnedPiece> is Rick Santorum.
|Feb-20-12|| ||Whitehat1963: I'm shopping for those new awesome chess programs: Deep Threat, Deep Throat, and Deep Doo Doo.|
Anyone have an opinion on which is best?
|Feb-20-12|| ||Whitehat1963: Next year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue will be produced in association with the Odd Lie page.|
|Feb-20-12|| ||Whitehat1963: Once upon a time, three Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition supermodels and five Victoria's Secret lingerie models had sex with me seven times each before 9 a.m. |
Now THAT, my friends, is an Odd Lie.
|Feb-20-12|| ||Whitehat1963: The truth, of course, is that it all happened twice with four and six, eight times each before noon.|
|Feb-20-12|| ||Phony Benoni: Some Washington's Birthday trivia:
The youthful George Washington cut down the cherry tree because he needed a set of false teeth.
|Feb-20-12|| ||Whitehat1963: Jonah and the fish.|
|Feb-20-12|| ||TheFocus: <Phony> I always thought he did it because he was too lazy to climb the tree for cherries.|
It is amazing what you can learn on the Odd Lie page, where every post has the whiff of truth about it.
|Feb-23-12|| ||PaulLovric: United States|
|Feb-23-12|| ||Robin01: This place is so odd that the cockroaches have moved next door.|
|Feb-24-12|| ||Phony Benoni: Newt Gingrich is showing an astounding lack of boldness and imagination by guaranteeing $2.50 gasoline at the pump. Instead, he should be guaranteeing $1.25 gas. Simply sell it by the quart instead of the gallon.|
|Feb-24-12|| ||TheFocus: I am planning on returning to tournament play, and will hire <AJ Goldsby> as my trainer.|
|Feb-24-12|| ||whiteshark: To support <TehFoucs> on his way to the Golden Chess Olymp I'll give him my Golden Amex Card. I see he has already looked up for the world-famous Goldby trainer.|
The future is ... (you bet!)
|Feb-24-12|| ||JoergWalter: <TheFocus> you cannot hire Goldsby without his inseparable companion Ramone. <Whiteshark> need to apply for platinum.|
|Feb-24-12|| ||Nemesistic: AJ once played TAL a blitz game at the US open... Tal observed "probably a draw" as he knocked back appletini's!|
|Feb-24-12|| ||TheFocus: I don't think I would mind winning the World Chess Championship.|
After all, I was the 8-time World Champion at Ha Ha Herman! (See "Guinness World Records"). I led the United States to two WC team titles and one silver, losing out to Germany after an avalanche in the Swiss Alps. In the fourth and final stint as team captain, my team finished in last place after being stranded on an iceberg in Greenland. We were rescued by some seals. (Not the Navy kind).
Besides this, I have won an Emmy, a Grammy, a Tony, an Oscar, a Nobel Prize, was named Poet Laureate of the United States, and I invented velcro and am the first person to have seen the necessity to slicing bread, leading to hundreds of sandwiches being eaten daily.
Parade at 11:00.
Send gifts and I can promise you a place in the afterlife.
|Feb-24-12|| ||Nemesistic: And i won't be having relations of the sexual kind with a really beautiful woman later tonight..... Because i'm broke ;)|
|Feb-24-12|| ||WannaBe: I volunteer to be your second, as long as your second move is Ke2.|
Plus, don't call me at 2 AM to make you PB&J sandwiches.
|Feb-24-12|| ||TheFocus: So, when <AJ> says that <Nemesistic> is <Mark Finan>, he is really telling a <Goldsby>?|
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