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|May-09-17|| ||WannaBe: Honest to goodness homeless sign I saw on my most recent trip to Reno:|
"Too ugly to be hooker, please help."
|May-09-17|| ||technical draw: <"99 Secrets of Grandmasterhood">|
They don't play chess in the ghetto.
|May-10-17|| ||diceman: <technical draw: <"99 Secrets of Grandmasterhood">|
They don't play chess in the ghetto.>
Makes one wonder if td has been reporting taxes from the sale of his pamphlet?
|May-10-17|| ||diceman: <WannaBe: Honest to goodness homeless sign I saw on my most recent trip to Reno:|
"Too ugly to be hooker, please help.">
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, with money, or "services rendered?"
|May-10-17|| ||N0B0DY: When Politico and WaPo are both pushing the same story, you can be sure it's <not> an Odd Lie.|
|May-10-17|| ||technical draw: Honest, no lie. I just reserved a DBA (doing business as) name. Cost me $75.00. And no it's not "TD DBA: Bum In Corner of 96st. and 4th Ave.|
|May-10-17|| ||technical draw: I'm taking my business to Ireland. I was told that there my capital will always be doubling.|
(Ok, I learned that joke when I was 6 but I can still get some laughs from it).
|May-10-17|| ||technical draw: I'll never make a good lawyer. I fell asleep during Brown v. Bored of Education, got seasick during Row v. Wade, and flunked TD v. WannaBe, et al. Oh, well, at least I'm rich and famous. Sorry failed at that too.|
|May-10-17|| ||WannaBe: Definitely didn't help when you dressed up as Carmen Miranda for the Miranda vs Arizona case.|
|May-10-17|| ||diceman: <technical draw: I'll never make a good lawyer. I fell asleep during Brown v. Bored of Education, got seasick during Row v. Wade, and flunked TD v. WannaBe, et al. Oh, well, at least I'm rich and famous. Sorry failed at that too.>|
I slipped on a banana, and missed the
Scopes Monkey trial.
|May-10-17|| ||technical draw: I invented the Miranda rights. But they didn't accept them when the first right was: "You have the right to tell me to stop beating you at anytime. Do you understand that right? Now I will start beating you upside the head."|
|May-10-17|| ||theagenbiteofinwit: <They don't play chess in the ghetto>|
|May-10-17|| ||technical draw: Thanks for that link <theagenbiteofinwit>. Now I know how to play chess!|
|May-10-17|| ||WannaBe: Here's the historical recording where <technical draw> presents his brief in Supreme Court for Miranda vs Arizona: (Yeah, you can probably guess which clip it is... )|
|May-11-17|| ||Mr. President: I have never seen an interesting chess game that began with <1. d4>|
|May-15-17|| ||WannaBe: I am not related to WannaCry Malware.
Wait, that's not Odd Lie.
|May-18-17|| ||WannaBe: Good Gnuse everyone, researcher Robert Gnuse may have found a loop hole to allow Jewish people to eat bacon!|
|May-30-17|| ||technical win: If you give your personal data to <facegames.com> you are an idiot and deserve whatever you get. It is called <natural selection.>|
technical win, literally
|Jun-02-17|| ||whiteshark: Never use 900913 translate for Esperanto because it's <covfefe>|
|Jun-19-17|| ||Hodor: I heard <Megyn Kelley> is <Nicole Brown Simpson>,I can't believe it,but I did hear that,and it is true <Nicole Brown Simpson> spoke of an interest in becoming more independent,perhaps after leaving on or a divorce,and then getting into journalism,& maybe she had a past in journalism,maybe it was radio or something in college,I don't recall off the top of my head.|
|Jun-19-17|| ||Hodor: If there's one thing about me it's that I do what I say I'm going to do and I don't double cross. It's not going to be some gotcha hit piece, I promise you that... <You just trust me.> -Megyn|
|Jul-04-17|| ||whiteshark: The Russians hacked Stephen Hawking's voice box.|
|Jul-04-17|| ||WannaBe: C'mon, let's face it, on July 4th there's just nothing as American as Apple Ball and Base Pie.|
Okay, maybe with a side of Hot Burger or Ham Dog, then you throw in some Potato Cream and Ice Salad. Wash it down with Coca Wiser and Bud Cola. Hoo-Rah!!
|Jul-04-17|| ||WorstPlayerEver: There was/is nothing on Google about the 4th. Sign o the times?|
|Jul-05-17|| ||WannaBe: Another phrase I'll never fully understand "Hidden in plain sight"...|
That young lady definitely qualify for "Doll" page. No Odd Lie.
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