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Robert Suess
  
Number of games in database: 3
Years covered: 1989
Highest rating achieved in database: 2305


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Game  ResultMoves YearEvent/LocaleOpening
1. R Suess vs O Zenker 0-171989WT/M/GT/261A80 Dutch
2. V Prokhorov vs R Suess 1-0211989WT/M/GT/261B17 Caro-Kann, Steinitz Variation
3. H E van Kempen vs R Suess 1-0351989WT/M/GT/261B12 Caro-Kann Defense
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Kibitzer's Corner
Jul-18-05  aw1988: It was so sad the way they Hopped on Pop. =(
Jul-06-06  beatles fan: Dr. Seuss?!?
how strange, I saaw a Sting vs Kasparov game today! are pop-culture icons beginning to play chess?
Jul-06-06  MrMelad: A known joke:

IF a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

IF your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this? What a shame sir! We'll find you, Another game sir. IF the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall!

IF your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavey as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

IF the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you have to flash your memory, and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your MOM!

Jul-06-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  keypusher:

1. The names are spelled differently.
2. Dr. Seuss's real name was Theodore Geisel.
3. He wasn't even a doctor.

Jul-07-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  cu8sfan: I suspect this guy's real name is actually "Süss".
Mar-31-07  Whitehat1963: I will not, will not make a pun. I do not, do not think it's fun!
Feb-26-13  Llawdogg: I would not, could not, with a goat.
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