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Member since Jun-26-08 · Last seen Apr-29-17
Six pawns! Do you know what that means? There are only eight to begin with.
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   Absentee has kibitzed 3961 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Apr-29-17 Gashimov Memorial (2017) (replies)
Absentee: <BOSTER: How many players have 5/9?> Is that a trick question?
   Apr-29-17 R Wojtaszek vs Mamedyarov, 2017 (replies)
Absentee: "Is that a gun on the c file or are you just glad to see me?" (Michael Adams, to Kramnik)
   Apr-28-17 Eljanov vs W So, 2017 (replies)
Absentee: <moronovich: <technical draw: So has 2 pieces for the rook. Should be enough to win.> If only chess was that simple...> It sure is. Give me this to play on either side and I'll lose it so effortlessly it'll look like magic.
   Apr-27-17 Kramnik vs Mamedyarov, 2017 (replies)
Absentee: <tamar: Oh man, I wanted to see a dancing shark.> Really? Careful what you wish for...
   Apr-23-17 Magnus Carlsen (replies)
Absentee: Idle hands are the devil's plaything.
   Apr-22-17 Carlsen vs M Vachier-Lagrave, 2017 (replies)
Absentee: <Tiggler: Caruana just blundered a piece against Aronian. Levon looks likely to put some icing on his cake.> Isn't that a bit unnecessary and indicative of his megalomania?
   Apr-21-17 Aronian vs Yifan Hou, 2017 (replies)
Absentee: <technical draw: So far in this tournament there have been 6 wins for white and 6 wins for black. So there is no white advantage. If Aronian wins he'll win because he's Aronian not because he's white.> Maybe because he's Aronian AND he's white. Or is that racist?
   Apr-19-17 M Vachier-Lagrave vs Yifan Hou, 2017 (replies)
Absentee: <blunderclap: The problem with many of these French dudes is that they're not entirely unaware of the female psyche. This may be a possible explanation for the 4-0 situation.> So it's a psychological thing, not a 200-points-better-at-chess thing, yes?
   Apr-18-17 Yifan Hou vs Carlsen, 2017 (replies)
Absentee: <Monoceros: ah, Chessgames, never stop being as gross and disgusting as I expect from you...> Hey, check out 150 kibitzers 1 cup!
   Apr-16-17 GRENKE Chess Classic (2017) (replies)
Absentee: <morfishine: Real men have their individual opinions and stand by them.> "Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?" "Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles."
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