I am what video gamers call a "stream monster"—a kibitzer whose bloviations are my sole contribution to the world of chess.
But that's OK. Every sports bar has its buffoons yelling at the screen. I'm no better or worse for doing the same through my computer.
I like watching the numbers go up and down. No, really, I love Elo ratings, even when they're kept in proper perspective.
Outside of chess I make music, teach French, watch bad movies with my friends, and play a lot of Super Mario Kart.
By the way, I'm one of those people who can edit player bios. If you bring my attention to a problem with a bio, I'll be happy to help.
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