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Boomie
Member since Feb-05-05 · Last seen Apr-27-17
Welcome to The Cirque du Boomie where the dancers will kick your teeth out and you have unlimited credit in the casino.

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Feb-05-2010 - The Don said so long ago that in 5 years The Cirque would be totally legitimate. Today I see a thriving casino business and fan dancers from Yonkers. Good times!

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BOOMNET

This is the forum.
The Cirque, CG.com.
On an average day, people go about their business.
When they get out of line I go to work.
I carry a badge.

Dum De Dum
Dum De Dum De Dum

We were working out of Tactics and Swindles. My partner's name is Jessie. My name's Boomie.

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"...the unexamined life is not worth living..." - Socrates from Plato's Apology

“This one of you, O human beings, is wisest, who, like Socrates, recognizes that he is in truth of no account in respect to wisdom.” - Socrates from Plato's Apology

"Wit is the epitaph of an emotion" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers" - James Baldwin

"I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in finding a smoother pebble or prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Sir Isaac Newton

"If I have made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention than to any other talent." - Sir Isaac Newton

"In oneself lies the whole world and if you know how to look and learn, the door is there and the key is in your hand. Nobody on earth can give you either the key or the door to open, except yourself." - Krishnamurti

"Truth is a pathless land." - Krishnamurti

"The more I practise, the luckier I get." - Gary Player

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain

"People don't stop playing because they get old. They get old because they stop playing." - GB Shaw

"Today is a good day to get mated." - Lakota mystic Red Rook

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Given that a thought dies shortly after birth, the writer is a mortician whose job is to make it smile.

The unexamined position is not worth playing.

Play ideas not moves.

A beautiful solution for which there is no problem.

Professor, don't get on that ship! That book, To Serve Man, it's a chess book!

Have pawn. Will travel.

The Cirque - Your best choice for a second location.

<If Gilbert and Sullivan Played Chess>

Though it may seem quite incongruous
And it makes so little sense to us,
She is an English fan.
Yes she is an English fan.

Though she may seem a bit mannish,
She would never play the Spanish.
'Cause she is an English fan.
Yes she is an English fan.

Neither Russian, French nor Catalan
'Cause she always wants to get her man.
So she is an English fan.
Yes she is an English fan.

<With apologies to George M. Cohan>

D-z-indzi-chashvili spells Zindchinhashvalley.

Proud of all the Cossack blood that's in me

Praise the man who says my name correctly

D-z-indzi-chashvili you see

It's a shame that my name has never been pronounced quite like

Ginchinsmokedhashverily, that's me!

<CG Haiku>

She had me at "Heh".
Much jibber jabber ensued.
It's all about chess.

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   Boomie has kibitzed 12643 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Apr-27-17 Gashimov Memorial (2017) (replies)
 
Boomie: -> Shak ya booty! Shak that money maker!
 
   Apr-27-17 Reykjavik Open (2017) (replies)
 
Boomie: -> Those 3 draws are so typical of Giri.
 
   Apr-27-17 jessicafischerqueen chessforum (replies)
 
Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: <Cle Elum> Nice try!> Ha! Gotcha again. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cle_E... OK, so I had to add the page to Wikipoop, but it's a fact now. BTW - Work on our movie has begun over at the Cirque Studio.
 
   Apr-25-17 Boomie chessforum
 
Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: scream ploy> Eggsolent idea. Our working title is *Planet of the Grapes*, which should be quite a-peeling. Here's an AV aid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeR... Three astronauts do the time warp again and go back to ancient Greece to swim the English ...
 
   Apr-19-17 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Boomie: <chessgames.com: <the European Individual Women's Championship deserves to be covered>> Perhaps you could put up a page with a notice that games will follow. Then at least we'll have a place to blather about it.
 
   Apr-17-17 S Schweber vs Spassky, 1955 (replies)
 
Boomie: This is a fine example of an overworked piece. The queen can defend either g2 or the first rank, but not both. Clearly the rook on a3 is tragically misplaced. It is needed to defend the first rank.
 
   Apr-17-17 M Vachier-Lagrave vs Naiditsch, 2017 (replies)
 
Boomie: <JPi: I still do not understand why 14.Nxd5 should be wrong.> There is nothing wrong with 14. Nxd5. It could even be better than the text. MVL may have been wary of the wide open position that results. For example: 14. Nxd5 Nf6 15. Nxf6 gxf6 16. Bg2 fxe5 17. Bg5 f6 18. Nxe5 ...
 
   Apr-16-17 OhioChessFan chessforum (replies)
 
Boomie: Here is Polgar's last post, dated 6/4/2014: Wesley So (kibitz #163224)
 
   Apr-15-17 Yifan Hou vs Caruana, 2017 (replies)
 
Boomie: <Imran Iskandar: 15...Rf7 is inexplicable.> Black's pieces are clearly misplaced. The Bd6 belongs on g7 to fill those black holes. His other pieces seem to be stumbling over each other. Perhaps Rf7 is a prelude to Bf8. Or does he want to double up on the f-file? I have noticed ...
 
   Apr-14-17 Paul Keres (replies)
 
Boomie: Having such an interesting history and one of the most impressive playing records in history, you would think the CG Biographers would try to produce a good biography. Instead we are presented with this totally inadequate one.
 
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Cirque du Boomie

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Dec-19-16
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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: No - Shark is much better>

OK then.

Shark that money maker when you're HAULING FREIGHT.

I added the HF to ensure a chuckle. I'm just fishing for good jokes.

Santa not a real man?! Blasphemer! He's the Hurdy Gurdy Man!. Here comes the roly poly man, singing songs of love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EZ...

Hail Santa!

Dec-20-16  Station Radio: <... WHAAAAAAAAA ... My cat loves this stuff .. The chandelier downstairs is falling at Cirque du Boomster tonight folks ..

<Hauling Freight>

Whàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Guess there is a purrty good tune to spin now .. I just love this guy .. Here we go now with JJ Cale and Bringing it Back ..

WHAAAA BRAH .......>

Dec-29-16
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  Boomie: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jan-14-17
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  jessicafischerqueen:

Who loves ya baby. You're beautiful.

-Telly Savalas
-and me

Jan-14-17
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  Boomie: <Jessie: Who loves ya>

Garsh...Tanks

Coochie coo, baby

RELAX!

Jan-15-17  mckmac: <JFQ> You have left me speechless for the last time. You are no Queen of mine. See you in Hell.
Jan-15-17
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  Boomie: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jan-22-17
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  jessicafischerqueen:

How did you know I needed to relax? You always know exactly how I'm feeling. I'm climbing the walls at the moment. Are you psychotic brah. Oops I mean psychic.

Months ago now you warned me out of the blue against going on a shopping spree- again, when you wrote that, I had secretly been planning to do just that.

I still did, but the "ghost of Teem" went with me and probably limited the financial damage.

Despite your Nostradamian assistance, however, I did manage to snag a fine grey wool "Polham" brand hat.

Jan-22-17
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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: How did you know... shopping spree>

My rather profligate approach to relationships has taught me many lessons about the pitfalls of separation. I've probably made every mistake conceivable at least twice. I've known a few women who lost their Fathers early and that exacerbates the feelings of abandonment when a relationship goes South. They are then especially vulnerable to all the mistakes like shopping sprees and rebound hanky panky.

As for the timeliness of "Relax", that is just a happy accident, as the artists say. I was just Kojaking back atcha. But I'm delighted that you have benefitted from my psychotic, er, psycho babble. That is an expression of my compassion.

Feb-12-17
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  OhioChessFan: A head of hair
Gasbag air
On the stump
He's Donald Trump
Boomie Shave
Feb-14-17
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  Boomie: ->

I'm no sore head
Or a grump
Let's play instead
In No Trump

Burma Shave

Mar-22-17
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<Sakajaweea: Indian Princess>

Would this be an acceptable new handle to replace <Teem>?

I realize you're from Mexico City, but <Sakajaweiner> was also Mexican, if I'm not mistaken.

Mar-22-17
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  Boomie: <Jess a Darn Minuto Now>

SackaElCrapo perhaps, to maintain the Mexicali flavor.

Mar-22-17
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  jessicafischerqueen:

Good call <Teem>. Fortuitously reminiscent of the motto of the fabled Mexican Marines- "El tuffo crappo"

Mar-22-17
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<Jess a Darn Minuto Now> heh...

Apr-01-17
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<Teem> I know <Bonnie> is one of your favorites, and your selection is a good advert for her quality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz5...

She sounds as fresh and sunny as a fragrant spring morning here.

On country and western women, though, I prefer the smokey, cigarette scarred vocal stylings of <Lucinda Williams>- especially this track here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiz...

"Mr. Johnson sings, in a corner by the bar,

Sold his soul to the Devil, so he could play guitar..."

Apr-01-17
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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen:

<Teem> I know <Bonnie> is one of your favorites>

Actually, that album is the only bit I know about her. You would think I would listen to her other work, but no logic can explain my behavior.

She would probably shoot you for calling her a C&W gal. She's really into R&B, which is far from barnyard music.

She is a good singer, no question, but I think the fact that she wrote this song counts for extra credit.

Finally, I chose that song for a reason. It evokes some feelings that we were chatting about concerning separation and loneliness. Perhaps I should stop trying to be profound and stick to the humor.

Apr-01-17
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  saffuna: The whole record with "2 Kool" is great, called "Car Wheels on a Gravel Road." "Metal Firecracker" is particularly good.

She has great earlier songs, including "Side of the Road," one of the best songs ever written.

Her songs I've heard from the past few years tend to be slow, weary and sad, and too much alike.

Apr-01-17
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<Tim> It's never time to stop being profound, man. That's what you're all about and I love you for it.

<Jim> yes that's a cracking record eh? I saw the tour for that record when it stopped in Montreal. Memorable.

Apr-02-17
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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen>

Thanks for the sweet vote of confidence. I am sometimes swayed by a low self es-TEEM. I should not post when I'm feeling that way.

Apr-03-17
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  OhioChessFan:  
If you're on the rebound
With a head of steam
Just be profound
And take one for the teem
Boomie Shave
Apr-10-17
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  jessicafischerqueen:

Dammit Tim, I'm a doctor, not a sanitary napkin!

Apr-10-17
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  Boomie: Bones! You're a Doctor. That's your patient. Now get in there and stop bleeding on my nice clean starship!
Apr-25-17
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<It just occurred to me that I am two tetras short of an aquarium.>

That belongs in a film.

It's too good a line to leave begging. Therefore, I suggest we write a screenplay.

Or a screamplay, it you're up for a horror.

Apr-25-17
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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: scream ploy>

Eggsolent idea.

Our working title is *Planet of the Grapes*, which should be quite a-peeling.

Here's an AV aid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeR...

Three astronauts do the time warp again and go back to ancient Greece to swim the English Channel. No, wait. I mixed metaphors again. Or semaphores.

Anyways...hilarity ensues.

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