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Welcome to The Cirque du Boomie where the dancers will kick your teeth out and you have unlimited credit in the casino.


Feb-05-2010 - The Don said so long ago that in 5 years The Cirque would be totally legitimate. Today I see a thriving casino business and fan dancers from Yonkers. Good times!



This is the forum.
The Cirque,
On an average day, people go about their business.

When they get out of line I go to work.
I carry a badge.

Dum De Dum
Dum De Dum De Dum

We were working out of Tactics and Swindles. My partner's name is Jessie. My name's Boomie.


"...the unexamined life is not worth living..." - Socrates from Plato's Apology

“This one of you, O human beings, is wisest, who, like Socrates, recognizes that he is in truth of no account in respect to wisdom.” - Socrates from Plato's Apology

"Wit is the epitaph of an emotion" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers" - James Baldwin

"I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in finding a smoother pebble or prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Sir Isaac Newton

"If I have made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention than to any other talent." - Sir Isaac Newton

"In oneself lies the whole world and if you know how to look and learn, the door is there and the key is in your hand. Nobody on earth can give you either the key or the door to open, except yourself." - Krishnamurti

"Truth is a pathless land." - Krishnamurti

On Religion - "It makes no sense to create a hypothesis for which there is no data." - Ayn Rand

"The more I practise, the luckier I get." - Gary Player

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain

"People don't stop playing because they get old. They get old because they stop playing." - GB Shaw

"Today is a good day to get mated." - Lakota mystic Red Rook


Given that a thought dies shortly after birth, the writer is a mortician whose job is to make it smile.

The unexamined position is not worth playing.

Play ideas not moves.

A beautiful solution for which there is no problem.

Professor, don't get on that ship! That book, To Serve Man, it's a chess book!

Have pawn. Will travel.

The Cirque - Your best choice for a second location.

<If Gilbert and Sullivan Played Chess>

Though it may seem quite incongruous
And it makes so little sense to us,
She is an English fan.
Yes she is an English fan.

Though she may seem a bit mannish,
She would never play the Spanish.
'Cause she is an English fan.
Yes she is an English fan.

Neither Russian, French nor Catalan
'Cause she always wants to get her man.
So she is an English fan.
Yes she is an English fan.

<With apologies to George M. Cohan>

D-z-indzi-chashvili spells Zindchinhashvalley.

Proud of all the Cossack blood that's in me

Praise the man who says my name correctly

D-z-indzi-chashvili you see

It's a shame that my name has never been pronounced quite like

Ginchinsmokedhashverily, that's me!

<CG Haiku>

She had me at "Heh".
Much jibber jabber ensued.
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   Boomie has kibitzed 13189 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-21-18 Grand Chess Tour Paris (Rapid) (2018) (replies)
Boomie: Those who speculate why Fabulous Maruana plays in these silly tournaments should add to their calculus the fact that these guys love to play chess. We will probably never understand a GM's reasons for his behavior because he sees more options and makes fewer mistakes analyzing them. ...
   Jun-19-18 jessicafischerqueen chessforum (replies)
Boomie: The Japanese fans yell "Bonsai!" when their boys score. Why do they yell "Little Trees"?
   Jun-17-18 Your Next Move (Blitz) (2018) (replies)
Boomie: <Congratulations for Kariakin. I didn't know he was so good in Blitz.> I would guess that his great defensive skills score well in blitz. He is essentially the Schlechter of our era.
   Jun-07-18 chessforum (replies)
Boomie: <Chessgames> The opening for Anand vs Caruana, 2018 is a Petrov, not a French. To add to the confusion, the ECO code is correct.
   Jun-05-18 Anand vs Caruana, 2018 (replies)
Boomie: <Hegel> Wasn't he part of the comedy duo Hegel and Jegel? Here is an A/V aid.
   Jun-05-18 Fusilli chessforum (replies)
Boomie: <Fuselli: Getting married> Congratulations!
   Jun-03-18 W So vs Carlsen, 2018 (replies)
Boomie: With the more active pieces in a dog fight, to close the position with 38. g6+ only makes sense if So sees something decisive. Stockfish doesn't see it but these guys transcend the engines sometimes.
   Jun-01-18 Carlsen vs Anand, 2018 (replies)
Boomie: <Diademas: In Stavanger?> Ever notice how the speed readers miss critical details?
   May-28-18 Carlsen vs Caruana, 2018 (replies)
Boomie: I don't think a win would have any meaning for the WC match. However, Carlsen always plays for the win. You have to earn your draws against the champ. The last win between them with these colors was in 2014 when Caruana swept the Sinquefield Cup Sinquefield Cup (2014) . That can't ...
   May-25-18 OhioChessFan chessforum (replies)
Boomie: It seems that folks were betting the farm on draws in that last round. I suggest removing draws as options. Win, lose, or no bet. There are plenty of draw options in the daily double and the trifecta.
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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: Rubber Ducky did you also haul the Vietnam episode...>

Huey, this is Louie, Dewey. Drip Pox is empty. Never saw no war in it.

I'm turning over.

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Aha it was full so I deleted the two Borgen (I hope you got them downloaded) and now shared the Vietnam episode one brah you should be able to download that now come on.

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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen:

Aha it was full so I deleted the two Borgen (I hope you got them downloaded) and now shared the Vietnam episode one brah you should be able to download that now come on.>

I've been downloading off your messages which have the files attached apparently. They never reached the Box curiously. Tragically, the files you deleted were my epic samples of film criticism. Well, not much lost there as I could make neither hide nor hair of those two films so they were just the cluckings of a headless chicken.

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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen>

Or...maybe you dropped them in the box but didn't share them with your good buddy.

Rubber Ducky signing off.

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<Tim> I did in fact share them with yo by name.

Hmm maybe there's a simpler way- we both have access to the folders right? So if I move the Vietnam into the movie folder you should have automatic access.

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Ok Vietnam film now moved to our movie folder and shared yet again with you. All you have to do now is go into our movie folder and download it brah.

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  Boomie: <Jessemi>

That's a Rog, good buddy. Got and gutted. Ten four.

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Breaker Iced Tea we got smokies at the Petawawa interchange do you have BorgS copy, ALPHA TANGO REMEO

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  Boomie: <Jesstickles>


Borg have been cubed.

Join you for weenies and lot lizards at the ranch, good buddy.

Catch you on the flip side.

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but I'm still going to allow it.

I wish everyone only spoke in the language of court TV. It's almost as good as CB lingo.

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<Teem> I down lowed it and opened it with the <Rare Extract of Frog> app, but I need instructions on how to open the game and start playing?

Can you fund me with some written instructions on which of the files is the "install" button in the filse you sent brah.

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A knight on the rim is Inspector Dim

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  Boomie: <Jessie Joe: Can you fund me with some written instructions>

After downloading it to the Download directory, I would create a new folder under C: (or whatever) and extract the files to there. You will see a shortcut, an uninstall and a folder. Open the shortcut and enjoy. No need for any pain in the ass setup bystanders.

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<Parsely and Sage brand Timpons> I got your isntructions in the secret vine brah which I will test out tonight. I have to say I'm looking forward to playing Max and Steve. Do you have any strategy hints and do the characters have superpowers amirite.

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  Boomie: <Jess: Do you have any strategy hints and do the characters have superpowers amirite.>

The general rule for all adventure games is pick up everything that isn't nailed down. Move the cursor over a scene and click on everything that has a description. If you don't pick it up, S & M will make some clever comment. The great attraction of S & M is the enormous dialogue tree. Click on Max to initiate a learned discussion. Whenever the scene changes, start a conversation. I've played these babies many times and I doubt I've unearthed all the dialogue.

The Esc key pauses the game. You will find you need that while you are laughing hysterically. Hit Esc again to unpause.

If you should get stuck on one of the puzzles, go to for some help. Or seek out Uncle Dim for sage advice on solving puzzles. Help me help you, Jessie.

I'm actually excited that you are going to have hours of riotous fun. As Sam would say, "Jiminy Christmas Eve in a padlocked sweatbox!"

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  Boomie: ->

<Loose people drop pants.>

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<Rusting Fall Leaves brand Timpons>

It's alive!

Thanks for those hot tips on installing and playing <Sam and Edelstein>.

I just finished my first round and it is indeed wonderful just like you said brah.

My first ever action was to click on the phone and then I looked in my box and I got a fckn gun!?


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  Boomie: <Jess and Max: I just finished my first round and it is indeed wonderful just like you said brah.>

I couldn't be more delighted.

So you got the phone coughed up by the "oily perp", eh?

On to Bosco's Inconvenience Store.

Oh, and, don't forget to have the boys chat when they get to the street. Or on any scene change. Plus I'll bet you missed a few items in the office. But you'll be back there in due time.

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  Boomie: <Jessie: My first ever action was to click on the phone and then I looked in my box and I got a fckn gun!?>

I didn't think to use the phone after talking to the commissioner. Nice one!

Max has a friggin' 'uge gun, too, but nobody knows where he keeps it.

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  Boomie: My membership will expire in 10 days and I do not intend to renew it. Also I do not want anyone to gift it to me. I won't be posting here enough to warrant a forum.

In the 12 years I have frequented this site, I have added analysis and participated on the World Team. The past few years with the chess programs making human analysis practically obsolete, I have concentrated on humorous posts. I hope these have produced some chuckles around the world.

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<Teem> 10 days that takes us to Nov.33? This reminds me of when Gordie Howe finally hung up his jersey. I'll miss the sunflower. I hope some scalliwag doesn't grab it like happened a few times before.

Do you remember your pre-flower avatar? It was brown and red- a stirring painting of a wildebeast, if I'm not mistaken.

I hope you will continue posting under the trusty <straight boomie non preemy> handle.

If it's any help, here is an internet protip: If your fingers are too tired or lazy to type out what you want to say, simply use your mouse to troll various social chatrooms and copy and paste what you want to say.

Example: Somebody posts a fine <Bing Crosby> tune.

Simply and copy and paste your comment, a la this here:

3 years ago
Beautifulllll que buena musica>

You'll thank me later.

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  Boomie: <JFQ>

I've produced another Oscar level Sam and Max clip featuring Jimmy Hoffa!

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lol <Moai Better Blues> what a delicious pun.

I left two comments on your latest triumph.

Comment 1: The old way- my fingers are tired just from thinking about making it: <Another triumph from BOOOMIE STUDIO>

Comment 2: The new way- my fingers are deliciously rested: <Mayte La Morocha Del Abasto 1 year ago


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She likes her fountain of yoot water.

Yes she does!


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