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Domdaniel
Member since Aug-11-06 · Last seen Jan-19-17
Note: this absurdly over-written (in both the literary and programming sense) chunk of text has seemingly won a Caissar for Best Profile. I shall try not to burst into tears and throw my shoes at Meryl Streep.

My favourite player is Tony Miles. He is greatly missed. My 1976 simul game with him (I was black) began 1.d4 e6 2.e4 d5 3.Nd2 b6 ... unfortunately, I've lost the score: but it was a draw after White's Queen was exchanged for 3 pieces.

Some other favourites? OK. Viktor Korchnoi, for all the obvious reasons. Tal, Botvinnik, Petrosian and Smyslov. From the later days of the Soviet school: Romanishin, Vaganian, Lputian, Psakhis and Ehlvest. From the British new wave: Short, Speelman, Williams. From the Russian-Irish wave: Baburin.

From the Irish wave ... those who have written about the French Defence (Heidenfeld, Moles, Harding, Collins, O'Connor, Coffey), and those who played it (J.J. Walsh, J. Ryan, P. Short, S. Jessel, R. Beatty, et al).

A distinct aroma of burning prevails*. Fire and brimstone, probably, or one of the charred and singed chess sets in my possession.

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A Czech haiku, by Jan 'Honza' Cervenka:

Chceš-li remízu,
musíš hráti na výhru,
cíle tak dojdeš.

* "Why, this is Hell, nor am I out of it."
- Christopher Marlowe

"Down these mean streets ..."
- Phillip Marlowe

"This, too, was one of the dark places ..."
- Marlow (Joseph Conrad)

I am deeply suspicious of 'social media'. I don't want my computer to think it knows my 'preferences', and I don't want my personal details passed from hand to invisible hand, or soul to poison soul. But I'm sufficiently open-minded -- or innocent -- to trust in the integrity of Chessgames.com, and the good people who run it.

Note: some folk may be more familiar with the kind of bio/profile that goes "Muh name is Peregrine Ng and ah play Bullet at PhyringRange.com and ah come to CG for thuh crab sandwiches..." ... sort of thing.

This isn't one of those. In fact, it was never really *written* at all ... more like 'left behind' after repeated moves. The fragments that remain intact have withstood years of deletions. Quite like me, really.

"A medium amputates the organ it extends".
- Marshall McLuhan

"I go without saying".
- Me, or somebody like me.

<The Game and Playe of Cheffe ...>

"Chess is a sea in which a shark can persuade a seagull to eat its skin parasites..."

"Chess is the art of cartesian coordinates with obsessive compulsive disorder..."

"Chess is the science of naughty molecules."

"Chess is sport for the disembodied."

"It is what it is."

"Except when it isn't."

<'His calmness, his authority in all circumstances! In a chess game he would win everything, merely by his nerves.' 'But he was not playing chess,' Smiley objected drily.>

(John Le Carré)

I'll say it again, though I can't recall saying it before: < Empathy is essential to any kind of intelligence worth having.> Although I seem to have some kind of attention surplus disorder.

On planet Earth (where most chess games so far are believed to have been played - Science Officer Chamitoff vs NASA Ground Control, 2008 and Soyuz 9 Cosmonauts vs Ground Control, 1970 are among the exceptions):

1. Brian Eno:

"Another green world."

2. William Burroughs:

"I don't want love - I don't want forgiveness - all I want is *outta here* --"

<A Phormer Phrontistery ... Frogspawn ... 20,000 Lashes ... A Phrontistery ... Phrogspawn ... Philoxenia ... Antarctica Starts Here ... Epigamic Ephebes ... Waxwing's Wah-wah Rabbits ... Opposition & Sister Squares ... Cosy Moments will not be Muzzled ...>

A dictionary helps. As does Modern Chess Openings or Fundamental Chess Openings (by Van der Sterren -- good on transpositions). Encyclopedias, whether wiki, text-based or fictional, have their place. But for a good knight's sleep try a bed, futon, hammock or some of my writing. Avoid Gerry McCarthy

"Brutality is out of date."
- Aron Nimzowitsch

"Keep violence in the mind where it belongs."
- B.W. Aldiss

"Combinations and chemistry are your only men."
- Er, <me>?

<"I used to be somebody else, but I traded him in."> M. Antonioni

"Chess is a marvelous piece of Cartesianism, and so imaginative that it doesn't even look Cartesian." - Marcel Duchamp

[reconstruction always in progress, please excuse noise, no refunds, no discounts, no hawkers, no spitting]

So what am I doing here? Simple: I like to play *with* chess...

<Writing, unlike chess, is a victimless crime.>

"J'ai une maladie: je vois le langage."
- Roland Barthes

<More First Person Gibberish>:

Fischer-Dylan Syndrome: <"You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way">.

Favorite Opening: The French, naturellement. After 30-odd years, I think I'm starting to understand its benthic deeps. Well, I had it for a moment ... seems to be gone again.

Basta. Enough chess, it makes my head spin. Anyone who has lingered in my forum (Frogspawn, Philoxenia, 20,000 Lashes, Antarctica Starts Here, usw) knows that much of the conversation isn't about chess at all, or even lingerie. I'm interested in *stuff* -- arts and sciences, shoos and sheeps and ceiling wicks, kibitzers and King Kong vs Gojiro in Dronning Maud Land. I like to make connections. I like people who make connections.

Bad puns, bad languages, bad breathing, bad breeding, psychological insights, literary allusions, surrealist manifestos, or the sound of one hand stentorating. I'm not going to name any of the people who make CG so much fun. You know who you are, O my droogs and Zapkinder.

One last chess snippet. I have never, in my entire life, played either side of a Spanish/Ruy Lopez in a serious game. I'm a Spanish Virgin. There, you knew I was a pervert, didn't you?

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<From <Gravity's Rainbow> by Thomas Pynchon:

"Queen, Bishop and King are only splendid cripples, and pawns, even those that reach the final row, are condemned to creep in two dimensions, and no Tower will ever rise or descend -- no: flight has been given only to the Springer!">

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Whatever you find in books, leave it there.
- John Cale

Know anything about chess? It can be a virtual life work, and what is it to absorb all a man's thought and energy? - William Burroughs

I am not the only one who writes in order to have no face. - Michel Foucault

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   Jan-19-17 Eljanov vs R Rapport, 2017 (replies)
 
Domdaniel: <Mateo> - < I don't see anything wrong with 18.Qxd6.> Neither did I at the time. Maybe White chose not to take a pawn in a plus-equals position (which might not have been winnable), in favour of a materially equal game with winning chances.
 
   Jan-19-17 Domdaniel chessforum (replies)
 
Domdaniel: Envious as ever, 'arry?
 
   Jan-19-17 L Darling vs R Wood, 1983
 
Domdaniel: Draw number: I drew with Miles, who drew with Kasparov. Wins: I beat D.McMahon, who beat Keogh, who beat Stahlberg, who beat Nimzowitsch, which takes us back to the dark ages... It's a silly game. Amusing, though.
 
   Jan-19-17 Tata Steel (2017) (replies)
 
Domdaniel: Giri's ability to draw - and thus not to lose - is impressive. His writings and annotation are also excellent. Some time soon he'll figure out how to start winning again, and then he'll be unstoppable.
 
   Jan-19-17 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Domdaniel: <Richard T> - <But there is also that endless feeling you can get better, which is a lie you keep repeating to yourself!!> Indeed, Richard. At our advanced age, it's a matter of not declining into senility too quickly. Either that, or somehow mutating into the next ...
 
   Jan-19-17 Van Wely vs W So, 2017
 
Domdaniel: <gopi11> -- < The prelude was his early choice of swapping Queens in just 9 moves, weakening White's Queenside pawn structure with the doubled pawns as the main target.> I agree with you about the depth of Wes's engine. But the Qb3/Qb6 exchange is a familiar motif in ...
 
   Jan-19-17 Sasikiran vs A Muzychuk, 2012 (replies)
 
Domdaniel: <ajile> - <15..h6 weakens the Black light k-side squares maybe? But as it turns out this was never a factor in the game.> I think you're right. Apart from intending Bxf6 or Bh4, White has a third reason: provoking ...h6 and a potential kingside weakness, which a move ...
 
   Jan-16-17 Botvinnik vs Smyslov, 1958
 
Domdaniel: A great game. Superb flow and rhythm, as Tomlinsky observed.
 
   Jan-16-17 Keith Vital
 
Domdaniel: Indeed. The Vital Statistics don't look so good...
 
   Jan-16-17 Znosko-Borovsky vs Salwe, 1909
 
Domdaniel: <ChessHigherCat> - < I don't know, al ask'er.> Ouch. "Canada come out to play?" "Alaska."
 
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Jan-14-17
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  Domdaniel: <mckmacaroonie> I borrowed 'Na Zillun' from some other writer ... Theroux, maybe? And even if it isn't close, hey, it's close enough.

Like, yanno, "Oirland".

Jan-14-17
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  Domdaniel: Or "Inglan" (is a beach).
Jan-14-17  mckmac: <Dom> Yeah, Paul Theroux sounds about right. I rilly liked one of his earliest books but forget the title. He was a youngish teacher or aid-worker in Africa. Can't remember even what country.

He also said something famously waspish about God's Own Country (Nu Zillun - a bit closer) but can't recall and don't much care what it was.

Hey, Je suis numero uno fan de Bill Bryson. In fact, I would like to be Bill Bryson. Minus 30 pounds.

I am in our Central Library right now and succeeded three burly leprachauns on this computer. Methinks they must be Irish travellers who dress that way to try to pull our pure Kiwi lasses, but I can't be sure. They were both surly and rude. They'll fit in well here, then.

Jan-15-17
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  Domdaniel: < three burly leprachauns > - They sound more like undercover wannabe rugby players...
Jan-16-17  mckmac: <Uncle Dom> Yeah, they weren't ackshully dressed like the little fellas .... I do like to tell the odd lie, every now and then, yanno. Okay, bellbottom trousers, boots, 70's sized belts with big-assed buckles, white shirts in the 'Aramis' style, and nifty little waistcoats ...

Some sort of guild? I know the Gerries send their carpentry apprentices off travelling in the traditional garb. I put a couple of them up once in my warehouse. Yep, I lived in a frickin warehouse for a couple of years, back in '04. My old mate John Lamour got me in there. Real nice fella, but I wouldn't want to cross him. Crazy about Samuel Beckett, and probably not in a good way. I saw him the other day for the first time in years and we had a darn good bitch about the mad women we both knew/know. I enjoyed it hugely.

Jan-16-17
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  Domdaniel: <mckmac> Yeah, Beckett fans can be ... unpredictable. One guy I knew bought a car that used to belong to Sam, and then became excited by the fact that there were still ashes in the ashtray. Ashes actually smoked by Beckett.

"You used me like an ashtray heart"
- Don Van Vliet

"It is better to *have known" mad women than to know them now." - Moi.

Jan-16-17
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  OhioChessFan: He should have DNA tested that ash backwards.
Jan-16-17
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  Domdaniel: <Ohio> - "Ash backwards" is "backwards ash" ass backwards...
Jan-17-17  mckmac: <Dom> "It is better to *have known" mad women than to know them now." - Moi.

Very good. Personally, I have been sitting too long in the booth to have an opinion on the matter, but there was a time, and oh what a time it was, when I was so unattractive, and so boring, that the only women who would even consider* me were completely certifiable.

Part Two of this story deals with the most profound intimate experience of my life and has just been returned by The Office of The Censor.

It clearly still needs work.

".She XXX her xxxx on my XXXXXXXXXX and I was xxxx. The xxxx began to xxxx. Slowly at first but then XXXXXX. I was in xxxxxx.

There was then the unmistakable xxxxx of a xxx in the door and in walked her xxxxxxxxinxxx..." yawn, etc

Jan-19-17
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  Domdaniel: <mckmac> Very xxxy. Although I reckon I tend to see things the other way round, ie, crazy women are the most interesting and attractive ones, and you really need to have similar qualities to appeal to them. Being "unattractive and boring" just won't do, y'know? And neither will excessive modesty.

Me, I reckon you're quite crazy and thus quite interesting. Though I can't speak for les femmes.

Jan-19-17
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  Domdaniel: " in walked her xxxxxxxxinxxx.."

You've got me there.

Her Macintosh? Her Cousin? Her machinist? Her ballerina?

Jan-19-17  mckmac: <Dom> Heh, I thought I might get that one through to the wicketkeeper. A small cheat, but with the hyphens it would be much too easy, no?

Ans: dauughter-in-law

Jan-19-17
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  Domdaniel: <m> Heh. I will refrain from analysing the way you spell 'dauughter'.

OK, I won't refrain...

"Two u's" = "to use" ...

Jan-19-17  mckmac: <Uncle Dom> Unintentional, I assuure you.It's funny you know, I don't think I've ever really got* women. They do say that the one thing a woman will never forgive you for is missing a chance to bed her. I'm either too diffident or too full on. Cripes, you know, right now my name is being blackened by a lady* who says I am, and have been, "stalking" her. Shoot me now willya?
Jan-19-17
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  Domdaniel: <mckmac> What can I say? If you've never really got women, then ... you've never got women.

<They do say that the one thing a woman will never forgive you for is missing a chance to bed her>

I'm really not the best person to offer advice on this topic. But here's a snippet: a female person once told me this ... most men, she said, were willing to talk to a woman if they could bed her afterwards. I, however, was the other way round ... I would bed a woman in order to talk to her...

Does that make sense?

Jan-19-17  mckmac: <Dom> Perfect sense to me. I mean, I'm as big a horndog as the next dude but I've only been tumbled once ( but oh, what a tumbling it was ...) in the last nine years. Okay, so six of those were wiped out stuck in a quiet room with "depression", but I think you will agree, that's a pretty low strike rate. I just kind've forgot how to play the game.

I'm a bit funny, I know. For instance, I can honestly say that the most memorable intimate experience of my life was a hug from the witch who is now saying that I'm stalking her. Go figure ...

Jan-19-17
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  harrylime: Some proper man love going on here on this forum !

lol lol lol lol

xxxx

Jan-19-17
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  Domdaniel: Envious as ever, 'arry?
Jan-19-17
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  harrylime: lol

No <MISTER DOM>

Just in awe xxx

Jan-19-17
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  harrylime: As in ..

Justin Hooor

The LATEST Belgian loanee for DCFC

xxx

Jan-19-17
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  harrylime: I don't mind some MAN LOVE <MISTER DOM>

Each to their own I say

xx

Jan-19-17  mckmac: <Dom> & <Harry> I was listening to Paul Simon's "You're The One" this morning. Have you guys heard it? If you haven't you are in for a trip and a treat. This song is by no means exceptional, the whole album is just outstanding.
Jan-19-17  mckmac: woops, here's "Darling Lorraine"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5e...

Jan-19-17
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  harrylime: <mckmac: woops, here's "Darling Lorraine" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5e...

This is beautiful.

Paul Simon is cool .

Jan-20-17  mckmac: Nicely said <Harry>. You must've seen this one ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUz...

I never tire of watching it.

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