~ PAUL ~
~ MORPHY ~
Ok.. my last profile was just a big lie.. I'm sorry. Here now is my real bio. I hope <personx> can forgive me.
<My name is Sir Paul Charles Morphy and I expect everyone to call me by this. I was ressurected by a man named "Albert Einstein". He created a time machine to ressurect me in Hamburg Germany in around 1935. Unfortunatly the German government found out about this technology as did Britain Poland Russia and several other countries. My re-birth and this machine could not be kept secret. WW2 occured. .. I'm acctually kinda just a "virtual reality".. I was resurected by Einstien when I was 20 years old..I've stayed the same age since. I've been in hiding for the last 65 or so years..but recently I've decided to come out of the closet and play at the highest levels of todays chess instead of brushing off every patzer in New Orleans. At first I completly changed my look expecting people to stop me every second asking if I'm related to Paul Morphy but, no one believes who I am in the first place even with my preferred attire. So it makes it easier to get around.(The new afro and bellbottoms help too)>
Me? Obsessed? nooo .. Paul Morphy is like Michael Jordan, the disputed undisputed best ever that all other players should be compared to. The more unlike Morphy players are, the worse they play. Thus, making Tigran V Petrosian the undisputed biggest patzer to ever grace a chessboard. :)
<Btw I'm still taking donations for my trip to jupiter to play chess with the aliens. Send all donations to MorphyVsAliensChessFundmyheadhurts.com>
<Inactive since 8/18/04 .. Have things going on now that are important.. can't focus on anything now, let alone chess lately..joining chess club soon, hope that helps.>
12/21/04 -Didn't help. I've pretty much lost intrest in chess. Oh well..
<6/21/05 -Yay for the computers running chess now!! Boy youd think we'd lay off the mechanics in this world and focus on us, not AI for a change..>
~ PAUL ~
~ MORPHY ~