Amateur chessplayer from Hungary with a bad rating nobody notices.
Story of my nickname:
'There's two ways we can deal with this one, old girl. Sweat it out for six months, then fall into each other's arms. "Darling, why didn't we ever do this before?" Method B, the preferred one... full-on affair, now. Observing tight security all round. See how we like it. If we don't, chuck it in. No one's the wiser.' - Pierce Brosnan as Andy Osnard from The Tailor of Panama movie