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Mr. President
Member since Oct-24-08 · Last seen Aug-10-18
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45th !
Donald J. Trump
You just got what you deserve.

I have never seen an interesting chess game that began with <1. d4>

We all know that chess is a <game of strategy>. So is <business>. Think like a <Champion!>



<I will be the 1st Mr. President who is openly mentally ill

...signed...fill in the blank.<>>

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I'm Mr. President while our Teleprompter-in-Chief is playing golf on a pogo stick...

I had a vasectomy last year, only my wife (Michael) called it a lobotomy. That fixed me up real good.

What is America coming to when we can't buy elections anymore?

Shut happens!

When did I realize I was <God>? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have all the evidence I need. Yes, that's me! Sort of a bio http://alterman47.files.wordpress.c... Yes we scan!

Obama (and any administration that willl follow me)

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I am today stepping down from the Presidential Office to free up the way quickly for a successor. needs a president that enjoys the trust of not only a majority, but a broad majority of members.

¿Qué pasa? We are the president!!!

Adding to my totally undeserved Nobel Peace Prize, me, the big talking all promise messiah-like United States president, Barack Alabama, stuns you, The World, by becoming the next World Chess Champion.

Yes, you read that right.

"The World Chess Federation today announced that Burack Obama had become the world chess champion, nudging aside former undisputed champion Viswanathan Anand of India.

The news surprised some in the chess world, because Obama has never participated in tournament play. But FIDE officials said they felt certain Obama could become world champion if he ever decided to try.

Others were less surprised. Hungarian grandmaster Judit Polgar noted the world championship is just the latest in a string of triumphs for the American president."

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Dear Mr. President:

Hello, and welcome to Your account has been created. <Thanks for the cash,, but I need some more...>

Thank you for supporting our site, and thank you for becoming part of the world's greatest chess database and community! <You really deserve <The Blowing Your Own Trumpet Award>>

Warm regards, Staff

p.s. < I was bribed by Kirsan but all I got was this lousy < membership. >>

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Thanks for the laugh. However, here are the facts:

“It is not the function of our government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error” – United States Supreme Court decision in American Communications Association v. Douds

“To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards out of men.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Those who give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” – Ben Franklin

“The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.” -Thomas Jefferson

“It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.” – Robert F . Kennedy

“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people’s minds.” – Samuel Adams

“Liberty has never come from government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of government. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of government power, not the incr

   Mr. President has kibitzed 585 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Aug-10-18 Kenneth S Rogoff (replies)
Mr. President: “No evidence to launch even an investigation into potential collusion between Donald Trump and the Russians - and here we are, a year and a half later.” @MariaBartiromo
   Aug-04-18 OhioChessFan chessforum (replies)
Mr. President: Dear <OhioChessFan>, I will be going to Ohio tonight to campaign for <Troy Balderson> for the big Congressional Special Election on Tuesday. Early voting is on. <Troy is strong on Crime, <the Border & loves our Military, <Vets & 2nd Amendment.>>> ...
   Jul-24-18 chessforum (replies)
Mr. President: <> Send him the copy and let <john barleycorn> gonna pay for it. Useful for comparison: Clinton made #FakeDossier had cost as much as $12,000,000 (ballpark figure).
   Jul-21-18 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
Mr. President: My deepest sympathies to the families and friends of those involved in the <terrible boat accident> which just took place <in Missouri>. Such <a tragedy>, such a great loss. <May God be with you all!>
   Jul-06-18 E Warren (replies)
Mr. President: But let’s say I’m debating <Pocahontas>, I’ll do this. <Pocahontas>, they always want me to apologize for saying it. You know those little kits you see on television for $2 - learn your heritage - we will very carefully take that kit, since we're in the <#MeToo ...
   Jun-07-18 Fabiano Caruana (replies)
Mr. President: People always ask me about <Fabiano Caruana>, he's fantastic. Let me tell you about <Fabiano Caruana>. I do very well with <Fabiano Caruana>. I love <Fabiano Caruana>. No one loves <Fabiano Caruana> more than me, BELIEVE ME. <Fabiano ...
   Jun-07-18 Altibox Norway (2018) (replies)
Mr. President: People always ask me about <Fabiano Caruana>, he's fantastic. Let me tell you about <Fabiano Caruana>. I do very well with <Fabiano Caruana>. I love <Fabiano Caruana>. No one loves <Fabiano Caruana> more than me, BELIEVE ME. <Fabiano ...
   Jun-07-18 Caruana vs W So, 2018 (replies)
Mr. President: People always ask me about <Fabiano Caruana>, he's fantastic. Let me tell you about <Fabiano Caruana>. I do very well with <Fabiano Caruana>. I love <Fabiano Caruana>. No one loves <Fabiano Caruana> more than me, BELIEVE ME. <Fabiano ...
   Jun-07-18 Wesley So (replies)
Mr. President: People always ask me about Wesley So, he's fantastic. Let me tell you about Wesley So. I do very well with Wesley So. I love Wesley So. No one loves Wesley So more than me, BELIEVE ME. Wesley So loves me. We're going to have so much chess you are going to get sick of chess.
   May-09-18 Nigel Short (replies)
Mr. President: Nigel is <Short> for 'Mr. FIDE-President'.
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