<<Nobody> for President>, thatís my campaign slogan!
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According to new voter turnout statistics from the 2016 election, 47 percent of Americans voted for <Nobody>, far outweighing the votes cast for Trump (25.5 percent) and Hillary (25.6 percent) by eligible voters. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzVvpz6...
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"There is a place that you need to fill, which <Nobody> else can fill and there is something for you to do, <Nobody> else can do." -- Platon
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The position does not look too appealing, but... <Nobody> has ever improved his situation by resigning.
I don't know who this <Nobody guy> is. <Nobody> seems to know.
Never take life seriously. <Nobody> gets out alive anyway.
<Nobody> said life was easy, they just promised it was worth it.
<Nobody> texts faster than a pissed off female.
<Nobody> will keep election promises
<Nobody> will listen to your concerns
<Nobody> will help the poor and unemployed
<Nobody> wants to hear the truth.
If <Nobody> is elected, things will be better for everyone!
<NOBODY> TELLS THE TRUTH! http://humoresyamores.files.wordpre...
<Nobody> can really solve the problems campaign: http://www.anti-politics.ws/
IF YOU THINK THAT <NOBODY> SHOULD RUN YOUR LIFE, VOTE FOR <NOBODY>!
Of course, <nobody> could have possibly predicted that.
<Nobody> raises his reputation by lowering others.
<N0B0DY> does better mediocore work than you!
A hug is the perfect gift; one size fits all, and <nobody> minds if you exchange it.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and <nobody> wants to read.
The beautiful thing about learning is <nobody> can take it away from you.
What belongs to everybody belongs to <nobody>. (That is important to me.)
<Nobody> can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but <nobody> knows how many times you got @#$%ed to achieve it.
Feminism basically means that <N0B0DY> does the dishes.
How wonderful it is that <N0B0DY> need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.
<Nobody> can bring you peace but yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You can't stop the music, <nobody> can stop the music. - Village People http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDVB... :-))
"<Nobody> intends to build a wall!" - Walter Ulbricht and <Nobody> did it!
<Nobody> blames cars for drunk driving.
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The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theorists believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is actually chaotic. The truth is that it is not The Iluminati, or The Jewish Banking Conspiracy, or the Gray Alien Theory. <The truth is far more frightening Ė <<Nobody> is in control. <The world is rudderless.>>>
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Hi, I am Vladimir Putinís assistant, Dmitry V Volkov, manager in the Bills and Exchange at the Foreign Remittance Department of the RUSSIA INTERNATIONAL BANK. I am writing this letter to ask for your support and cooperation to carry out this business opportunity in my department. We discovered a sum of $15,000,000.00 (Fifteen million Euros) in an account in Cyprus.
We cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as indicated in our banking guidelines. Unfortunately, <N0B0DY> has come forward to claim fund. Upon this discovery,I and other officials in my department have agreed to make business with you and release the total amount into your account since you are nice guy.
We have agreed that our ratio of sharing will be as stated thus;20 for you as foreign partner,75 for us the officials in my department and 5 for the settlement of all local and foreign expenses incurred by us and you during the course of this business. Upon the successful completion of this transfer,I and one of my colleagues will come to your country and mind our share.It is from our 75 we intend to import Gas Drilling Machineries into Mediterranean country as a way of recycling the fund.
To commence this transaction, we require you to immediately indicate your interest by a return e-mail and enclose your private contact telephone number,fax number full name and address,and your designated bank coordinates to enable us file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals before the transfer can be made. Note also, this transaction must be kept STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL because of its nature.I look forward to receiving your prompt response.
Dmitry V Volkov
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