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SteinitzLives
Member since Feb-05-10
Unbeknownst to you all, my English improved when I visited New York near the end of the 19th century. I gave my blessing to Dr. Vladimir Kutchercockov to extract some of my dna after my death and to use it to clone a modern version of me. When I died in 1900 I saw a white light that guided me to be able to view chess history as it unfolded. Finally in 1960, descendants of Dr. Kutchercockov (Drs' Blase, Hohumbivlunt, and Lecter) reconstituted me.

Rather than return to chess which is pretty much what caused the ill health leading to my first death, I took a job as a writer for the ground-breaking publication: Churlish Choice Chess under the pseudonym, Dr. Cryovclapp.

I also write for this publication as a "Visiting Esteemed Author" sponsored by a grant from the Foundation for a Better Way to End World Kibitzing. Although my stipend is beneath minimal, I am given free room and board in a local slaughterhouse, where I am housed in extreme comfort including complementary trips to the soup kitchen, and refreshing use of a Port-a-John.

My new life under these improved circumstances, allows me to see the world for the loathesome promise it offers. My optimism knows no bounds.

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   SteinitzLives has kibitzed 1001 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-21-14 I Hatem (replies)
 
SteinitzLives: People that post too much and let media waste their lives, all in the name of free speech and rights, which are too complex to define, and the lawyers that made it this way.
 
   Jun-10-14 Carlsen vs Grischuk, 2014 (replies)
 
SteinitzLives: We have all see MC win these types of endgames before, no surprise if he wins this one with better K position, centralized N, extra pawn, 40 more minutes on clock, no surprise at all.
 
   May-17-14 Janowski vs O Chajes, 1913 (replies)
 
SteinitzLives: Part of what may have hurt Janowskis reputation is that he was often described as self-centered, a dandy and pathetically addicted to the roulette wheel, known to be a sucker's game, compared to most games of chance. -Personally, I find his games to be joyfully optimistic and ...
 
   May-09-14 US Championship (2014) (replies)
 
SteinitzLives: So the two highest rated players agree to a short draw in the first round. Be sure to sign them up to be on the U.S. Chess Federation's (not to mention St. Louis CC's) promotions and public relations team. That game was about as interesting as watching grass die. Shame on ...
 
   May-08-14 US Championship (Women) (2014) (replies)
 
SteinitzLives: Wow, What an exciting endgame and great achievement for young Ashritha!
 
   May-04-14 Tal vs M Pasman, 1953
 
SteinitzLives: Black's 30th and 31st are the two mistakes that give Tal the game. Pasman had been in time trouble per Tal, and these two moves reflect it. 30 . . . . Rd8 would keep the 8th rank locked down and activates the last inactive black piece consolidating. 31 . . . . . .Qd2 with long
 
   Apr-27-14 Nakamura vs Carlsen, 2014 (replies)
 
SteinitzLives: Just watched the post game interview. Both players were clearly tired. Nakamura seemed tired, humiliated and dejected by the game and its outcome. He sarcastically said it took real talent for him to lose the game. Naka also said that losing it after doing so well was pathetic
 
   Apr-24-14 Carlsen vs Radjabov, 2014 (replies)
 
SteinitzLives: I am impressed how Radjabov kept his nerve in time pressure and afterwards. this has to help his self-perception markedly.
 
   Apr-23-14 Caruana vs Carlsen, 2014 (replies)
 
SteinitzLives: Is this Carlsen's first loss as World Champ (if it happens?)at classic time control? Was Caruana the last GM to defeat him at classic time control before this game?
 
   Mar-03-14 Irving Chernev (replies)
 
SteinitzLives: Lasker and Capablanca may not seem like an apples to oranges comparison, but so many "who was greater" debates are. Consider different eras each peaked in, and different competitors faced. C'mon, they were both awesome.
 
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