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|Oct-21-14|| ||john barleycorn: Giggle of the day. Delete before reading!
|Oct-21-14|| ||moronovich: <john barleycorn: Giggle of the day. Delete before reading! |
|Oct-21-14|| ||TheFocus: So funny!|
|Oct-21-14|| ||TheFocus: TheFocus: Got on the bus this morning and noticed several people with their hands covering their lower faces. And then it hit me.|
The homeless guy sitting at the front of the bus had pissed all over himself.
Imagine that first thing in the morning.
|Oct-21-14|| ||technical draw: I usually wait until noon to piss over myself.|
|Oct-21-14|| ||TheFocus: <TD> I have always admired that about you.|
|Oct-21-14|| ||TheFocus: I must not have been offensive yesterday. no posts were deleted.|
|Oct-21-14|| ||TheFocus: Yet.
|Oct-22-14|| ||TheFocus: When you are broke and won't have any money until you get to the bank that afternoon, isn't a nice feeling to open your wallet and discover a fiver?|
|Oct-22-14|| ||Shams: <TheFocus> <When you are broke and won't have any money until you get to the bank that afternoon, isn't a nice feeling to open your wallet and discover a fiver?>|
I read this to the tune of Petula Clark's _Downtown_. When I'm under the weather I get loopy as hell.
|Oct-22-14|| ||TheFocus: Great <Shams>!
Now I will hear that song in my head all day.
|Oct-22-14|| ||Shams: <Focus> Ha! Nasty little earworm, ain't it?|
|Oct-23-14|| ||MarkFinan: <Shams: <TheFocus> <When you are broke and won't have any money until you get to the bank that afternoon, isn't a nice feeling to open your wallet and discover a fiver?>
I read this to the tune of Petula Clark's _Downtown_. When I'm under the weather I get loopy as hell.>|
A couple of months ago I stashed a grand in 20's down the back of my CD's. Last week I was looking for my my copy of the white album and there it was, stuck like a wet piece of paper to the back of my cabinet thingy..... A crisp 20! A day that would be made even greater if I'd have discovered it in a year when I'm broke again, lol.
|Oct-24-14|| ||TheFocus: Ah! Always good to find forgotten money.
Sometimes it is the difference between eating a nice meal or settling for a cup of ramen.
|Oct-24-14|| ||TheFocus: I won all four bets and gained 45 bucks.
I don't think the leaders have anything to be afraid of from this direction.
|Oct-24-14|| ||MarkFinan: Hitler vs Vader 3. Epic Rap Battles of History Se…: http://youtu.be/BpqNvskS_kM|
Surely you'd find this funny? Its offensive satire at it's finest, I've watched it more times than I've watched a Gozza narrated instructional chess video.. twice! Lol. Hitlers first 6 words made me choke , and Vaders verse is hilarious. Even Steven Hawkins as R2D2 in the Return of the Jedi sketch is just too funny.
|Oct-24-14|| ||TheFocus: <Mark> I have seen it. It is hilarious.|
|Oct-24-14|| ||TheFocus: And as the holidays are fast approaching, I want to wish everyone a Merry Hallowthanksmas!|
|Oct-24-14|| ||TheFocus: I thought my job interview was going so well until I realized I was really messed up on acid in the middle of a cornfield, naked and talking to a scarecrow.|
|Oct-24-14|| ||WannaBe: Is that where we stuff candies inside a turkey inside a leg of ham?|
But I'll bet the crows enjoyed "talking" to you.
|Oct-24-14|| ||WannaBe: You should celebrate HalThanHanuKwanMas.|
|Oct-24-14|| ||TheFocus: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...|
Some scary movies you might enjoy for Halloween!
And remember, if you should happen to awaken in the dead of night, the screams you hear may be your own!
|Oct-24-14|| ||TheFocus: <WannaBe> I have a rule. If I can't pronounce it, I ain't a-celebratin' it either.|
|Oct-24-14|| ||TheFocus: And to help drag Halloween into the season, let's have a song:|
|Oct-24-14|| ||TheFocus: And to help drag Halloween (kicking and screaming, I might add) into the festive season, let's have a song:|
<This Is Halloween>!
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