27 years old, USCF rating 1726. Personal best around 2100 blitz on ICC and Playchess. Around 1800 on FICS (handle: dumbgai). Inactive in OTB competition since 2011.
Beaten a handful of IMs online (mostly through flagging).
If anything I write on these pages offends you, feel free to hand me a beating on FICS.
My opening repertoire: 1. e4 as white, 1. e4 e5 and 1. d4 d5 as black.
Favorite players: Kramnik, Morozevich, Hou Yifan, Wei Yi, and of course Carlsen. Least favorite: anyone who acts like a classless jerk, meaning Topalov, Mamedyarov, and Nakamura. Also, Leko, who really should be a checkers (or tic-tac-toe) player.