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   morfishine has kibitzed 12944 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Dec-11-17 Gulko vs Heuristic Alpha, 1991
morfishine: If Heuristic = trial + error, then whoever created this error filled program, should be put on trial lol *****
   Dec-11-17 Heuristic Alpha (Computer)
morfishine: And here, 'trial and error' consisted of getting its arse handed to it by a couple of GM's lol *****
   Dec-11-17 AlphaZero - Stockfish (2017) (replies)
morfishine: I don't use opening books which is why my score vs 2300+ players (at either classical or Chess960) remains stuck at Alpha Zero *****
   Dec-11-17 Karpov vs Kramnik, 1996 (replies)
morfishine: <offramp> LMAO
   Dec-11-17 Judit Polgar vs P Kerkhof, 1987 (replies)
morfishine: <30.Bxe5+> followed by <31.Qxe5+> and Black's position is in ruins *****
   Dec-10-17 E Vladimirov vs G Agzamov, 1977 (replies)
morfishine: With Black's Knight unwisely side tracked all the way over to <a2>, of course White can storm Black's king side with impunity *****
   Dec-10-17 W A Foldeak vs F Nagy, 1942
morfishine: This is what you get when you move the same pieces over and over again in the opening: no need for other pieces Developing is an obsolete idea *****
   Dec-09-17 Carlsen vs Adams, 2017 (replies)
morfishine: Swashbuckling Adams has a way of losing spectacularly
   Dec-09-17 Santa Claus (replies)
morfishine: Dear Santa, I would like a regular membership so I can be entered into the contest to win a premium membership Thank you, morf
   Dec-08-17 Magnus Carlsen (replies)
morfishine: I like Carlsen's idea: No Candidates, all players, including the champ, start from square 1, much like most professional sports seasons *****
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  morfishine: <offramp> Your posts are not silly, since outrageous, effective wit elevates your posts above being mere 'silly'

I find them highly enjoyable and use them as a reminder that my pre-supposition that I was an expert at 'wit' and sarcasm, is in fact inaccurate and that I now have to bear the burden of this unhappy news since this revelation so blatantly and rudely informs me that I have much to learn on this subject and am an amateur at best


Aug-28-17  Dr Winston OBoogie: <morfishine: <Dr Winston Oboogie> I much enjoyed the links! Especially watching those Brazilian fans crying in the stands>

I think this is the <Brazilian barmaids> mother right after the 4th goal went in. Or it could have been the 5th. Possibly the 6th, maybe the 7th goalwho knows!? There were so many goals that night 😂 😂

Morf.. It's been a pleasure my old friend. In the words of Muhammad Ali to Parkinson.."You heard me didn't you? I <Shall> return" :)

I'm going to the Canary Islands for a month starting tonight/tomorrow morning to see a mate of mine. Then when I get back I've just bought a run down house I'm getting renovated (I'm laying the floor tiles #PikeyFlooylayer 😂) so I can divide it into flats and let it to immigrants and those on benefits....and "metal workers without a college" 😂😂

I'll be in touch, I have your email. Goodbye for now old pal. Here's a rerun of Shearer and Lineker talking about the best result in the history of football.. Germany 7 (seven) Braznil 1!

Nervous laughter from the two greatest strikers of their generations :)

Pip pip cheeerio!

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  thegoodanarchist: It's time for a new avatar, <morf>. You should go back to the cup of coffee or tea or whatever it was.


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  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: The first mouthful, in the morning, is like a tiny Indian heaven.>

I googled "tiny indian heaven" and clicked on the top hit:

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  morfishine: <thegoodanarchist> Thanks for the attentiveness, I did mention I would change my avatar frequently.

I decided I will keep the Florida Gators logo until the Gators lose, which could very well be this Saturday 9-2 vs Michigan since they have 8 guys out on suspension ????????

8? Really??

And who was the brain-dead goof ball that scheduled Michigan as the opening game????


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  morfishine: <thegoodanarchist> The Gators lost, so time for a new avatar

BTW: I like your dice avatar, nothing like gambling


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  thegoodanarchist: Well, <morf>, my online friend, I like your coffee/tea avatar.

Personally, I say it is coffee with Coffee Mate in it, but I don't want <offramp> to deride me for that (He says it is tea!)

Sorry your Gators lost. Although I only follow Pro Football (NFL), so I don't know what the heck happened.

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  morfishine: <thegoodanarchist> Well, we've had a real, tough-nosed coach, Mcelwain, since 2015, and he enforces discipline with an iron fist. This is good for team morale, but it comes at a price. Versus Michigan, Florida had 10 players suspended for a variety of reasons. He doesn't coddle problem players, but instead he punishes them without hesitation. (The suspended players included both starting wide receivers)

So, we'll see how Florida plays as the season wears on. The defense looked good with 2 pick sixes.


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  thegoodanarchist: <The suspended players included both starting wide receivers>

That's tough to overcome - it takes time for a QB to develop a rhythm with receivers.

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  morfishine: <thegoodanarchist> Your response raises an interesting side-line: Finally, the Gators have a prototype QB with Felipe Franks. This guy is 6-6 230 LBS with a rocket arm. He just needs time to develop


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  thegoodanarchist: <his guy is 6-6 230 LBS with a rocket arm. He just needs time to develop>

Cam Newton-type size! Will he/they be great next year?

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  thegoodanarchist: <The defense looked good with 2 pick sixes. >

One more thing - big difference between college and pro.

In the NFL, two pick-6s is almost a guaranteed win.

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  morfishine: Well, hurricane Maria has basically destroyed Puerto Rico, what with being hit with 150+ mph winds, which pretty much tear off roofs without much discrimination

If you want to help these people, now is the time to contribute. I live in Central Florida and was slightly inconvenienced from Hurricane Irma being without power for a whole day.

What the people in Puerto Rico are enduring is much worse and could go on for months.

Contribute the best you can while avoiding scam sites. Rico was already under a water rationing when Maria hit

God Bless


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  morfishine: Did you see where Congress is trying to force the release of the remaining JFK documents from the National Archives?

Whats funny is the leader of the effort is Senator 'Chuck' Grassley from Iowa

What does Grassley Knoll about the assassination?

There's also Congresswoman Louise Slaughter helping out, but I won't go there

*None of this is made up


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<What does Grassley Knoll about the assassination?>

ahhh ahaha

One of your best, my dear <Morf>. AHAHAHAHA

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  diceman: <morfishine:
Did you see where Congress is trying to force the release of the remaining JFK documents from the National Archives?>

I believe Mitch McConnell is holding it up, due to the investigation of his sexual ethics violations.

<sexual ethics violations>

I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase:

Manlicker McConnell

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  morfishine: <jessicafischerqueen> Glad you liked it, thanks for dropping in

<diceman> Thats a good one!..."a bolt from the blue"


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  morfishine: Any discussion on the US Revolutionary War, War of 1812, US Civil War, Spanish-American War, WW1, WW2, Korean War or Vietnam War is most welcome here.


Nov-26-17  Dr Winston OBoogie: Okay. Us English burnt down the White House. Great stuff. I'd be grateful x20000000 if someone did it today. Go on Madonna.
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  morfishine: <DrWinstonOboogie> LOL, I have much sympathy with your comments, especially for all those British soldiers shot down at the gates of New Orleans after the war was over. A pity communication was so slow

A strange war was the War of 1812, what with the massively powerful British Navy finding itself utterly baffled in its inability to neutralize a measly 6 United States frigates

A big current pity in the US today is that many voters voted for Trump to keep that Commie Hillary out. I did, and its the first time I've done that: vote for somebody to keep the other candidate out. Sadly, it was a necessity to stop the movement toward communism, which is basically, worldwide slavery

Trump is a sad case, but he's better than those Social-Democrats who don't give a rats arse about the United States Constitution


Dec-01-17  Dr Winston OBoogie: I was only messing apart from burning down the White House, lol. Anyways I know you love this stuff so have a look when you've got time.. It's JFK's Life story, it's over 3 hours so I recommend getting exactly half way through and then watching it. It's not conspiracy oriented it's just a biography from those who were there but after watching it, and after seeing what he did to the CIA I'm convinced the CIA were involved in his assassination.. Here's a President I could respect

Let me know when you've watched that because I want to point out a few things I noticed that I'd never thought of before.



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  morfishine: Thanks much Mark, I enjoy JFK related stuff


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  offramp: Good to see you on the Statistics Page as one of the most frequent kibitzers. Did you know you were on it?
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  morfishine: Thanks <offramp>!

There are many links at <CG> that I am unaware of. Perhaps I should maximize my premium membership and try to visit some of these links

Sorry I don't comment on all your witty remarks, I read most if not all and find them highly enjoyable!

This year I will nominate you for funniest poster


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  offramp: Thank you! I always look forward to <your> posts. They are really funny!
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