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posoo
Member since Aug-01-05 · Last seen Aug-14-18
My "name" is still Edwin Malone. I am good at EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING IS SO BORING especially da NIBBLE NOBBERS who have OVOTORS with manacles or their FAVORITE PLAYERS.

da old posoo hereby REQUESTS dat chusgums allow him to draw his own avatar.

I would also like to own a country.

I do NOT update my profile often as I get CONFOSED when i try.

You do NOT get to salt your food twice.

Da old posoo has TOO MANY EXPENSES to justafy a trip to FRANCE RIGHT NOW SEE BELOW.

Not being able to go was tough stuff.

Everything below DIS represents an OLDER OOTORATION OF POSOO and shod be taken DUBIOUSLY. ***
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My "name" is Edwin Malone. I tend to keep to myself most of the time, and do not play any tournaments.

I generally am a wanderer, and you can find my playing blitz (and CRUSHING da local park masters who think they are good). I'm willing to bet that I could beat anybody on this site at a nice game of 3 minute WHOOPINGS. I twill be ESPECIALLY GRATIFYING to put some of you rubka-sniffers down with da GROB, lol.

Tournament chess is for people who have idle minds that need to feel occupied but I am grateful to the sluggos who work out lines so I can internalize them for crushing purposes when da chippes are down.

At the moment I am in Grand Rapids* but that will change soon as I have not had a home for 31 years. OH BUT MAN.

IMPORTANT UPDATE

To sattasfy a prior bet, da old posoo is headed to da FRENCH champinships tornament dis year in 2016. It is going to be VERY DIFICULT to get thre but I must DO IT. After dat I will maybe not be able to make it back to da United Staets with any kind of helth.

MUCH LOVE TO DA FOKES IN TAMPA, ATLANTA, AND GRAND RAPIDS who have norished da old posoo over da years.

I am HAPPY to do some smashing of ANYONE who will be at da french champs. LET ME KNOW

ANOTHER IMPORTUNT UPDATE

Apparuntly u need to get on a PLANE to go to da french chanmpinships. Da old posse dos nOT have da money for dis. CAN ANYONE HELP? I will start a gofunme if so.

LET ME KNOW


   posoo has kibitzed 1137 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Aug-10-18 Daniel Freeman (replies)
 
posoo: Just kidding sorey I do not mean to SOW DISCORD
 
   Aug-06-18 Korchnoi vs Huebner, 1981
 
posoo: BugPront, u do NOT make sense on da page who even is SOPHISTICAT? Please use threaded CUNVERSATES to make ur intent clear pls thx hello!
 
   Jul-31-18 Bunratty Masters (2012)
 
posoo: It is NOT SORPSIRING dat da MISTER NULUS SHOAT wod do well at a tornament caled "BUNRATTEY" lolololol
 
   Jul-31-18 F Carame vs M Matto, 2004
 
posoo: lol when da old posoo DOS lose, he losses like DIS - spactaculary!
 
   Jul-30-18 Carlsen vs Svidler, 2018 (replies)
 
posoo: TIPICAL MYUPIC viewpoing by UVRUMP. As tho da olny reason to KIBITZ is to be IMORTALZIED and REMBERED thruout HISTORY! U do it for da joy of it, or maybe to effectuate some smashing.
 
   Jul-30-18 S Vaibhav vs Carlsen, 2018
 
posoo: AS DIS game shows, da man MURFUDLIAN is very bad at pronouncing rusan names: A Lein vs J Barle, 1979
 
   Jul-30-18 Sneaky chessforum (replies)
 
posoo: i bet u dat da "cuban mastor" in da storey above is actuly ALBERTO ARTODILLO, making dis all da more puignant.
 
   Jul-26-18 M Vachier-Lagrave vs N Georgiadis, 2018 (replies)
 
posoo: now i KNOW dat Gorgodus is BETER than me at CHESSE but dis serosly looks like da SMASHINGS i give out to da nibble nobbers in da park! SIMPLE and easy and a DOLTISH rookfork at da end! if i were Maxim i woda lolled in da man's face and said CHEK! Chess is not a quiet game.
 
   Jul-25-18 Mamedyarov vs Ivanchuk, 2007
 
posoo: WHO wrote these NOTES? Uterly USELESS an SUPERFLOUS information! not helpful at ALL, especialy when da compoter is trying to tlak like a HUMAN!? Bad analisis.
 
   Jul-24-18 Detroit Chess Club (replies)
 
posoo: STUNHONE, wat on EARTH is silley about a BUCH OF PEOPLE dat like to get together and play chesse - not for da ANALISIS but for da SMASHING! I don't like you.
 
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