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posoo
Member since Aug-01-05 · Last seen Aug-01-17
My "name" is still Edwin Malone. I am good at EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING IS SO BORING especially da NIBBLE NOBBERS who have OVOTORS with manacles or their FAVORITE PLAYERS.

da old posoo hereby REQUESTS dat chusgums allow him to draw his own avatar.

I would also like to own a country.

I do NOT update my profile often as I get CONFOSED when i try.

You do NOT get to salt your food twice.

Da old posoo has TOO MANY EXPENSES to justafy a trip to FRANCE RIGHT NOW SEE BELOW.

Not being able to go was tough stuff.

Everything below DIS represents an OLDER OOTORATION OF POSOO and shod be taken DUBIOUSLY. ***
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My "name" is Edwin Malone. I tend to keep to myself most of the time, and do not play any tournaments.

I generally am a wanderer, and you can find my playing blitz (and CRUSHING da local park masters who think they are good). I'm willing to bet that I could beat anybody on this site at a nice game of 3 minute WHOOPINGS. I twill be ESPECIALLY GRATIFYING to put some of you rubka-sniffers down with da GROB, lol.

Tournament chess is for people who have idle minds that need to feel occupied but I am grateful to the sluggos who work out lines so I can internalize them for crushing purposes when da chippes are down.

At the moment I am in Grand Rapids* but that will change soon as I have not had a home for 31 years. OH BUT MAN.

IMPORTANT UPDATE

To sattasfy a prior bet, da old posoo is headed to da FRENCH champinships tornament dis year in 2016. It is going to be VERY DIFICULT to get thre but I must DO IT. After dat I will maybe not be able to make it back to da United Staets with any kind of helth.

MUCH LOVE TO DA FOKES IN TAMPA, ATLANTA, AND GRAND RAPIDS who have norished da old posoo over da years.

I am HAPPY to do some smashing of ANYONE who will be at da french champs. LET ME KNOW

ANOTHER IMPORTUNT UPDATE

Apparuntly u need to get on a PLANE to go to da french chanmpinships. Da old posse dos nOT have da money for dis. CAN ANYONE HELP? I will start a gofunme if so.

LET ME KNOW

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   posoo has kibitzed 814 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jul-05-17 posoo chessforum (replies)
 
posoo: da old posoo dos NOT do things by half. dis page is either FUNY or NOT. Also my forum was never "SWOMPED" - it is WAY LES popolor than WOZLEY SO his fantatics! My heart just isn't in da game.
 
   Jul-05-17 Dutch Championships (2017) (replies)
 
posoo: lol da ONLY turnus dat Look vunWOLY can ever win GO NEDERLANDS!
 
   Mar-06-17 L Rudenko vs Rowena M Bruce, 1946 (replies)
 
posoo: Chusgums has ben in EXISTANCE for over ten years I WOD LIKE TO SEE morfidlian com up with FOUR THOUSAND games and PONS FOR ECH ONE. da game dos not have to be PORFECT to be INSTroCTIVe. lots of games have errors. maybe a full HALF of ALL CHESGAMES contanes at least ONE ERROR.
 
   Feb-17-17 FIDE Grand Prix Sharjah (2017) (replies)
 
posoo: "No one cares" ignores da fact dat da OLD POSOO cares! Obviously! These nutbaggers ignore dat CHUSBUMS was BILT on first posts from da eager younglings!!?
 
   Feb-09-17 W So vs Nakamura, 2015 (replies)
 
posoo: if FOKES have NOT YET cought on dat da old posoo is MORE THAN MEETSDAYE, i have LITUL hope for ur ABOLITIES to EDOCATE urselfs!
 
   Feb-08-17 B Adhiban vs W So, 2017
 
posoo: It is SO ez to make Cunrude MAD. My favirit kind of person to ANNUY!
 
   Feb-06-17 Women's World Championship (2017) (replies)
 
posoo: is TOVSHUNTOOGS in dis evenat PLEAS say yes!?
 
   Feb-06-17 Yifan Hou vs B Lalith, 2017 (replies)
 
posoo: NIGLUS wod NOT protest about plkaying all da women because he is a NOWN NIBBLE NOBBING FILANDOROR.
 
   Feb-01-17 L Day vs K Valkesalmi, 1986
 
posoo: LODOY where have u GONE da chusgums MISS YOU!
 
   Jan-27-17 The Caissars chessforum
 
posoo: CLEARLY there is a cuvrup of som kind
 
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DA OLD POSOO

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Dec-16-16
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  Boomie: <I Like Fish>, <Jessica Fischer> - Unly Fish aloud hair? Do they work for scale?
Dec-16-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<Teem> <Do they work for scale?>

They cod, brah. They very well cod.

Dec-17-16
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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: <Teem> <Do they work for scale?> They cod, brah. They very well cod.>

Yes, but shad they?

Dec-17-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

Well filleted, my dear <Teem>.

Dec-17-16
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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: Well filleted>

Shark yer booty!

Shark that money maker!

Dec-17-16  8284: MAH vishy törn?

Won cannon non-Pruiss da <pazzoo>

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Dec-18-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<Whiteshark> It's Pizza week? Really?

By the way how much did you pay for your tiket to visit this page, my dear <shark>.

I can't believe I actually remember your sock- been ages since I've seen it.

Dec-18-16
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  posoo: dis is a SUNCTORY page.
Dec-19-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<SUNCTORY>

Sanctuary amirite?

Sorry for going overboard on fishy PONS, my dear <posoo>. This is indeed a SACRID page for all chess fans.

I think so anyways.

Dec-22-16
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  posoo: Is ANYBODY else driven INSANE by da hulody present hunt? da old posoo is a BRILANT MAN but da puzzes are for SOVUNTS.

I TRY for a few minnuts but i think dat u need to work at them For HOURS WHO HAS DA TIME?

Ok i am going back to the bodega to buy more LOTORY TIKETS.

Dec-23-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

Good idea <posoo> iM not a SOVUNT and im not A BRILANT MAN even but I no dis is good. MARRY CRISMUS <posoo>-

Albinoni's Adagio in G minor (Karajan)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuh...

Jan-11-17
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  posoo: Da old posoo has ben nomanated for an AWARD! ples go vote for my as i am NOT alowed to vote for myself for some reason.
Jan-11-17
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  posoo: ALSO to da extent dat peple still use dis page as a RECOMENDATOR for classical music PLEASE check out

SUMUEL BARBER's PRAYERS of KORKOGORD

Jan-27-17
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  morfishine: Yes <Old posoo> the holiday hunts are a massive waste of valuable time..

Apparently, the main point of these "hunts" are to showcase the author's "brilliant" mind...thats about it...

*****

Mar-02-17
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  posoo: i am starting to becom VERY bored with ALL OF DIS.
Mar-03-17  mckmac: Hang in there <P>. Here's our Lorde 4u.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMK...

Jun-24-17
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  jith1207: <posoo> where are old posso? hang in here, and don't get bored. The world still needs YuS WIZ WUDS.
Jun-24-17  Dr Winston OBoogie: Posoo. An knee look in a queer in a kunt tree yet? Gud look :)
Jul-03-17
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  offramp: User: posoo 's forum was sort-of half funny for a while.

But then the beautiful people noticed it and screamed, <"Oh hey! Look, it's a guy that writes funny!">

Suddenly his forum was swamped with beautiful people doing a very poor imitation of Posoo's style. It got so bad that Posoo left LOL! He left his own forum in the hands of the imitators.

He might come back one day, I suppose.

Jul-05-17
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  posoo: da old posoo dos NOT do things by half. dis page is either FUNY or NOT.

Also my forum was never "SWOMPED" - it is WAY LES popolor than WOZLEY SO his fantatics!

My heart just isn't in da game.

Jul-05-17
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<posoo> I tired to get tikits for WOZLEY page but the were too EXPANSIVE.

dis page here has razorable tikit prices.

Aug-09-17
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  offramp: I'd love to go and see The Ring at Bayreuth. The trouble is that it's one of those things that it is almost impossible to get tickets for. It happens when some of the big bands perform a final gig, the tickets sell out in minutes. Who gets them?
Aug-09-17  Mr. President: Let's make <posoo> page great again!
Aug-09-17
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  offramp: <Mr. President: Let's make <posoo> page great again!>

Yeah! Me and you!

Aug-10-17  Nietzowitsch: <offramp: I'd love to go and see The Ring at Bayreuth.>

I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

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