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posoo
Member since Aug-01-05 · Last seen Nov-20-17
My "name" is still Edwin Malone. I am good at EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING IS SO BORING especially da NIBBLE NOBBERS who have OVOTORS with manacles or their FAVORITE PLAYERS.

da old posoo hereby REQUESTS dat chusgums allow him to draw his own avatar.

I would also like to own a country.

I do NOT update my profile often as I get CONFOSED when i try.

You do NOT get to salt your food twice.

Da old posoo has TOO MANY EXPENSES to justafy a trip to FRANCE RIGHT NOW SEE BELOW.

Not being able to go was tough stuff.

Everything below DIS represents an OLDER OOTORATION OF POSOO and shod be taken DUBIOUSLY. ***
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My "name" is Edwin Malone. I tend to keep to myself most of the time, and do not play any tournaments.

I generally am a wanderer, and you can find my playing blitz (and CRUSHING da local park masters who think they are good). I'm willing to bet that I could beat anybody on this site at a nice game of 3 minute WHOOPINGS. I twill be ESPECIALLY GRATIFYING to put some of you rubka-sniffers down with da GROB, lol.

Tournament chess is for people who have idle minds that need to feel occupied but I am grateful to the sluggos who work out lines so I can internalize them for crushing purposes when da chippes are down.

At the moment I am in Grand Rapids* but that will change soon as I have not had a home for 31 years. OH BUT MAN.

IMPORTANT UPDATE

To sattasfy a prior bet, da old posoo is headed to da FRENCH champinships tornament dis year in 2016. It is going to be VERY DIFICULT to get thre but I must DO IT. After dat I will maybe not be able to make it back to da United Staets with any kind of helth.

MUCH LOVE TO DA FOKES IN TAMPA, ATLANTA, AND GRAND RAPIDS who have norished da old posoo over da years.

I am HAPPY to do some smashing of ANYONE who will be at da french champs. LET ME KNOW

ANOTHER IMPORTUNT UPDATE

Apparuntly u need to get on a PLANE to go to da french chanmpinships. Da old posse dos nOT have da money for dis. CAN ANYONE HELP? I will start a gofunme if so.

LET ME KNOW


   posoo has kibitzed 930 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Nov-17-17 Ulf Andersson vs Karpov, 1995 (replies)
 
posoo: dis game PROOVES exactly wat da old posoo knows! KARPUVE was NEVER any good!
 
   Nov-14-17 FIDE Grand Prix Mallorca (2017) (replies)
 
posoo: HEL O everyone dis looks PROMASING
 
   Nov-14-17 Kenneth S Rogoff (replies)
 
posoo: "THANK u OZIA!" - da dunald on TWITER today! da FACT is despite all da DUBATING on dis page, da DUANLDS are simply STUPID enuf to vote for da man who THANKS AN ENTIRE CONTANENT! DAT is da point. Not policy. Yall are just S T U P I D
 
   Nov-13-17 Erik Karklins (replies)
 
posoo: now WHAT - WAT!? on earh is dis man DRINKING? ? LOOK at dat CUP!
 
   Nov-10-17 Nakamura vs Topalov, 2017 (replies)
 
posoo: BARBORIC? NO! da playors have da RITE to SMASH ON until da FLAGING OF AGES. Da INCRAMENT is acualy VERY CHEAP as it removes da LIGHTENING and SMASHING dat lots of playors hapen to ENJOY! maybe i am borrobian!
 
   Nov-07-17 Carlsen vs G Guseinov, 2017 (replies)
 
posoo: now dis - DIS - is CHESSE, PLANE and SIMPLE! da CLASUC exampul of a game in da posooian style! GO GET EM with da BORD lololol
 
   Nov-03-17 A Birer vs C Duncan, 1990 (replies)
 
posoo: Mr. Fridbonian works HARD id like to see U do it!!!
 
   Nov-01-17 O Antze vs Saemisch, 1926 (replies)
 
posoo: HERE COMS morfudlian to TELL PEOPLE why there are WRONG AGAIN! and then da ASTORISKS just so dat u KNO da man is CORRECT, MIC DROP BOOM BOOM IDIOT POTZER. Good thing dat we have OFICER MORFUDS!
 
   Nov-01-17 Judit Polgar vs Kasimdzhanov, 2005
 
posoo: Now DIS game is a FROD. so is da PUTTUNI GAMVOT. Even CHESSE is not meant to have DIS much smashing. Chill out everyone!
 
   Oct-31-17 MissScarlett chessforum (replies)
 
posoo: OH WATE now i see dat it is JUST a SET OF CHESSFOKES who have died early! DA MORBUDITY is VERY IMPRESIVE.
 
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