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posoo
Member since Aug-01-05 · Last seen Dec-12-18
My "name" is still Edwin Malone. I am good at EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING IS SO BORING especially da NIBBLE NOBBERS who have OVOTORS with manacles or their FAVORITE PLAYERS.

da old posoo hereby REQUESTS dat chusgums allow him to draw his own avatar.

I would also like to own a country.

I do NOT update my profile often as I get CONFOSED when i try.

You do NOT get to salt your food twice.

Da old posoo has TOO MANY EXPENSES to justafy a trip to FRANCE RIGHT NOW SEE BELOW.

Not being able to go was tough stuff.

Everything below DIS represents an OLDER OOTORATION OF POSOO and shod be taken DUBIOUSLY. ***
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My "name" is Edwin Malone. I tend to keep to myself most of the time, and do not play any tournaments.

I generally am a wanderer, and you can find my playing blitz (and CRUSHING da local park masters who think they are good). I'm willing to bet that I could beat anybody on this site at a nice game of 3 minute WHOOPINGS. I twill be ESPECIALLY GRATIFYING to put some of you rubka-sniffers down with da GROB, lol.

Tournament chess is for people who have idle minds that need to feel occupied but I am grateful to the sluggos who work out lines so I can internalize them for crushing purposes when da chippes are down.

At the moment I am in Grand Rapids* but that will change soon as I have not had a home for 31 years. OH BUT MAN.

IMPORTANT UPDATE

To sattasfy a prior bet, da old posoo is headed to da FRENCH champinships tornament dis year in 2016. It is going to be VERY DIFICULT to get thre but I must DO IT. After dat I will maybe not be able to make it back to da United Staets with any kind of helth.

MUCH LOVE TO DA FOKES IN TAMPA, ATLANTA, AND GRAND RAPIDS who have norished da old posoo over da years.

I am HAPPY to do some smashing of ANYONE who will be at da french champs. LET ME KNOW

ANOTHER IMPORTUNT UPDATE

Apparuntly u need to get on a PLANE to go to da french chanmpinships. Da old posse dos nOT have da money for dis. CAN ANYONE HELP? I will start a gofunme if so.

LET ME KNOW


   posoo has kibitzed 1150 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Nov-30-18 Ju Wenjun
 
posoo: NIMJORCAL very keen stuff I am not IMITATING any dialect for dis is all I can do. But I do LIKE John Kennedy Toole. Thank you for da EMANENTLY sensible post and BLESSINGS
 
   Nov-30-18 Carlsen vs Caruana, 2018 (replies)
 
posoo: Good question offramp. I am going to say that the proper appellation would be “World Rapid Champion.”
 
   Nov-26-18 Caruana vs Carlsen, 2018 (replies)
 
posoo: GoldenBOOT, wat in BLAZES r u saying? Sex ruins chess? Back before da trubbles da old posoo would have multiple uncounters DURING da games and it usually worked. R u ONCEL? U sound like an ONCEL and al da CHUDS should be scarred of ur demon terrorism!
 
   Nov-12-18 Jean-Marc Degraeve
 
posoo: Dis man looks like a tiger?
 
   Nov-12-18 Karsten Volke (replies)
 
posoo: WHY are there no comments or photographs for dis playors?! It is REALY disapointing. With a name like "KARSTEN VOLKE", u just KNO dat da playor is almost CERTAN to be VERY VERY GOOD LOOKING.
 
   Nov-12-18 Eugenio Torre (replies)
 
posoo: hooooboy! now DIS fellow looks a little NUTS but he wod be MoRE ATRACTIVE if he puts on a nice SMILE for da cumara! Com on Mr. Eugenio, show ur PRETEY FACE!
 
   Nov-12-18 G Schories vs Tartakower, 1905
 
posoo: Wow! SPECTUOCLAR smashing by TOTOROTKEr! I cannot BELIEVE dat i have NOT seen dis game beore.
 
   Nov-12-18 Gyorgy Fluss (replies)
 
posoo: JimNorCol, u may be intrested to kno dat I have it on GOOD AUTHORITY dat dis man is EXTREAMLY ATTRAcTIVE in all circumstances! How about U AND I organize LETER WRITING CAMPAnE to get Chesgams.com to post his TERIFIC PHOTOS! I kno u are appreciator of GOOD LOOKS!
 
   Nov-12-18 Loek van Wely
 
posoo: Now here, DIS man is not as attractive as SOM of da other men on dis site! But MAYBE it is just a bad picture. CHUSGUMBS, do u h ave access to any othe rPHOTOGRAPHS? JimNOrCal and I would like to TALK about WHO IS ATTRACTIVE!
 
   Nov-12-18 Rudolf Rezso Charousek (replies)
 
posoo: WHY can they not give an actual PHOTO of dis man?! His DRAWING indicates dat he may be VERY attractive indeed, but there is NO WAY to determine it. Werent at least DOGOROTYPES available during da time dat he was alive? Com on chesgams, there MAY BE people out there who want to PORE ...
 
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