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posoo
Member since Aug-01-05 · Last seen Feb-24-17
My "name" is still Edwin Malone. I am good at EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING IS SO BORING especially da NIBBLE NOBBERS who have OVOTORS with manacles or their FAVORITE PLAYERS.

da old posoo hereby REQUESTS dat chusgums allow him to draw his own avatar.

I would also like to own a country.

I do NOT update my profile often as I get CONFOSED when i try.

You do NOT get to salt your food twice.

Da old posoo has TOO MANY EXPENSES to justafy a trip to FRANCE RIGHT NOW SEE BELOW.

Not being able to go was tough stuff.

Everything below DIS represents an OLDER OOTORATION OF POSOO and shod be taken DUBIOUSLY. ***
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My "name" is Edwin Malone. I tend to keep to myself most of the time, and do not play any tournaments.

I generally am a wanderer, and you can find my playing blitz (and CRUSHING da local park masters who think they are good). I'm willing to bet that I could beat anybody on this site at a nice game of 3 minute WHOOPINGS. I twill be ESPECIALLY GRATIFYING to put some of you rubka-sniffers down with da GROB, lol.

Tournament chess is for people who have idle minds that need to feel occupied but I am grateful to the sluggos who work out lines so I can internalize them for crushing purposes when da chippes are down.

At the moment I am in Grand Rapids* but that will change soon as I have not had a home for 31 years. OH BUT MAN.

IMPORTANT UPDATE

To sattasfy a prior bet, da old posoo is headed to da FRENCH champinships tornament dis year in 2016. It is going to be VERY DIFICULT to get thre but I must DO IT. After dat I will maybe not be able to make it back to da United Staets with any kind of helth.

MUCH LOVE TO DA FOKES IN TAMPA, ATLANTA, AND GRAND RAPIDS who have norished da old posoo over da years.

I am HAPPY to do some smashing of ANYONE who will be at da french champs. LET ME KNOW

ANOTHER IMPORTUNT UPDATE

Apparuntly u need to get on a PLANE to go to da french chanmpinships. Da old posse dos nOT have da money for dis. CAN ANYONE HELP? I will start a gofunme if so.

LET ME KNOW

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   posoo has kibitzed 812 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Feb-17-17 FIDE Grand Prix Sharjah (2017) (replies)
 
posoo: "No one cares" ignores da fact dat da OLD POSOO cares! Obviously! These nutbaggers ignore dat CHUSBUMS was BILT on first posts from da eager younglings!!?
 
   Feb-09-17 W So vs Nakamura, 2015
 
posoo: if FOKES have NOT YET cought on dat da old posoo is MORE THAN MEETSDAYE, i have LITUL hope for ur ABOLITIES to EDOCATE urselfs!
 
   Feb-08-17 B Adhiban vs W So, 2017
 
posoo: It is SO ez to make Cunrude MAD. My favirit kind of person to ANNUY!
 
   Feb-06-17 Women's World Championship (2017) (replies)
 
posoo: is TOVSHUNTOOGS in dis evenat PLEAS say yes!?
 
   Feb-06-17 Yifan Hou vs B Lalith, 2017 (replies)
 
posoo: NIGLUS wod NOT protest about plkaying all da women because he is a NOWN NIBBLE NOBBING FILANDOROR.
 
   Feb-01-17 L Day vs K Valkesalmi, 1986
 
posoo: LODOY where have u GONE da chusgums MISS YOU!
 
   Jan-27-17 The Caissars chessforum
 
posoo: CLEARLY there is a cuvrup of som kind
 
   Jan-27-17 Jobava vs Yu Yangyi, 2014 (replies)
 
posoo: now dis, DIS is a CRAZEY missed oportunitois for da PON HOW can it not be YU did a bad thing?!?!?!?
 
   Jan-27-17 M Krasenkow vs V Iordachescu, 2003
 
posoo: COM ON fokes dis a good one.
 
   Jan-20-17 Deep Blue vs Kasparov, 1997
 
posoo: it is OVIUS dat kaspovar THREW da match at da behest of da IBEMERS in order to advance da cause of da compoters and corpotions. a SHAM! now we have stuckfoil and people sniff their rubkas. a true tragedy and LASKER CRIES.
 
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DA OLD POSOO

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Dec-09-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<Posoo> Ironically, on CENSURSHIP I usually blame socoty, but then again I blame socoty for everything.

Are you a socoty fan? I watched the most thrilling socoty match yesterday, <Swansea City v Crystal Palace> Nov.26, 2016.

<Swansea> won 5-4 in the last minute of extra time, and 4 (four) of the goals in this match were scored in the last 10 minutes.

I almost had a hart atak!

Dec-09-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

I have been listening to <Arvo Part> all morning, thank you for this exquisite gift, my dear <posoo>. I am half Finnish so sometimes I recognize Finnish names. Arvo is Finnish amirite? I'd google it but I regard GOOGLING to be "jejune."

I don't know what "jejune" means, but IRONINGLY, it would be "jejune" to google the word. I'm trapped in a MOBUS STRIP on this.

Dec-09-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<posoo> I INFUSTIGATED and I found part of the Arvo Part SIMFONY "Salve Regina" featured in this video here, which shows the opening sequence from one of the best films I've ever seen- <Satantango> by the Hungarian director <Tarr Béla >:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1C...

The video uploader actually added the Arvo Part music. The movie has different music in it, but the "Salve Regina" fits perfectly.

It took me a few months to watch all of <Satantango> because it's 7 (seven) hours long and I kept falling asleep and then I would rewind prior to the last part I remembered because I was afraid to miss any of the story.

<posoo> here is a gift for you- it is a sequence from <Tarr Béla's> movie <Kárhozat>, and the scene is scored by the soulful Hungarian composer <Víg Mihály>:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-N...

Dec-09-16
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  posoo: i am LISUNING to da man moholy it is mad good.

Arvo is ESTONIAN.

LITANY is a good one as well but very devot.

ironingly lolololol

Dec-09-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

ESTONIONS are naybors to us FINES but I'm stuck here in SOUTH CURRY.

Dec-09-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

I just got 1.6 GUGGABYTES of Arvo Part now on my compooda. It should give me horse of holly LISUNING.

Dec-13-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

Who loves ya baby? You're beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8h...

Dec-13-16  I Like Fish: <pasoo>
yooRa SCAM...
off da UNGlish lungadsh...
keep it app..
Dec-15-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  posoo: FOSHLINGEN wat r u DOING i only take PRAISE on dis chanul.
Dec-16-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

lol <posoo> that is the way FOSHLINGEN praises purpel he loves you brah. Also he paid a lot of MUNNY for his tiket to get on dis page.

Dec-16-16
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  posoo: NOW i see dat da man has only pisted SIX times dis calendar year and chose to make me one of them!

WAT JOY IT BRINGS

Dec-16-16
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  Boomie: <I Like Fish>, <Jessica Fischer> - Unly Fish aloud hair? Do they work for scale?
Dec-16-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<Teem> <Do they work for scale?>

They cod, brah. They very well cod.

Dec-17-16
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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: <Teem> <Do they work for scale?> They cod, brah. They very well cod.>

Yes, but shad they?

Dec-17-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

Well filleted, my dear <Teem>.

Dec-17-16
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  Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: Well filleted>

Shark yer booty!

Shark that money maker!

Dec-17-16  8284: MAH vishy törn?

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Dec-18-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<Whiteshark> It's Pizza week? Really?

By the way how much did you pay for your tiket to visit this page, my dear <shark>.

I can't believe I actually remember your sock- been ages since I've seen it.

Dec-18-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  posoo: dis is a SUNCTORY page.
Dec-19-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<SUNCTORY>

Sanctuary amirite?

Sorry for going overboard on fishy PONS, my dear <posoo>. This is indeed a SACRID page for all chess fans.

I think so anyways.

Dec-22-16
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  posoo: Is ANYBODY else driven INSANE by da hulody present hunt? da old posoo is a BRILANT MAN but da puzzes are for SOVUNTS.

I TRY for a few minnuts but i think dat u need to work at them For HOURS WHO HAS DA TIME?

Ok i am going back to the bodega to buy more LOTORY TIKETS.

Dec-23-16
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  jessicafischerqueen:

Good idea <posoo> iM not a SOVUNT and im not A BRILANT MAN even but I no dis is good. MARRY CRISMUS <posoo>-

Albinoni's Adagio in G minor (Karajan)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuh...

Jan-11-17
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  posoo: Da old posoo has ben nomanated for an AWARD! ples go vote for my as i am NOT alowed to vote for myself for some reason.
Jan-11-17
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  posoo: ALSO to da extent dat peple still use dis page as a RECOMENDATOR for classical music PLEASE check out

SUMUEL BARBER's PRAYERS of KORKOGORD

Jan-27-17  morfishine: Yes <Old posoo> the holiday hunts are a massive waste of valuable time..

Apparently, the main point of these "hunts" are to showcase the author's "brilliant" mind...thats about it...

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