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Member since Aug-01-05 · Last seen Mar-23-18
My "name" is still Edwin Malone. I am good at EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING IS SO BORING especially da NIBBLE NOBBERS who have OVOTORS with manacles or their FAVORITE PLAYERS.

da old posoo hereby REQUESTS dat chusgums allow him to draw his own avatar.

I would also like to own a country.

I do NOT update my profile often as I get CONFOSED when i try.

You do NOT get to salt your food twice.

Da old posoo has TOO MANY EXPENSES to justafy a trip to FRANCE RIGHT NOW SEE BELOW.

Not being able to go was tough stuff.

Everything below DIS represents an OLDER OOTORATION OF POSOO and shod be taken DUBIOUSLY. ***
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My "name" is Edwin Malone. I tend to keep to myself most of the time, and do not play any tournaments.

I generally am a wanderer, and you can find my playing blitz (and CRUSHING da local park masters who think they are good). I'm willing to bet that I could beat anybody on this site at a nice game of 3 minute WHOOPINGS. I twill be ESPECIALLY GRATIFYING to put some of you rubka-sniffers down with da GROB, lol.

Tournament chess is for people who have idle minds that need to feel occupied but I am grateful to the sluggos who work out lines so I can internalize them for crushing purposes when da chippes are down.

At the moment I am in Grand Rapids* but that will change soon as I have not had a home for 31 years. OH BUT MAN.


To sattasfy a prior bet, da old posoo is headed to da FRENCH champinships tornament dis year in 2016. It is going to be VERY DIFICULT to get thre but I must DO IT. After dat I will maybe not be able to make it back to da United Staets with any kind of helth.

MUCH LOVE TO DA FOKES IN TAMPA, ATLANTA, AND GRAND RAPIDS who have norished da old posoo over da years.

I am HAPPY to do some smashing of ANYONE who will be at da french champs. LET ME KNOW


Apparuntly u need to get on a PLANE to go to da french chanmpinships. Da old posse dos nOT have da money for dis. CAN ANYONE HELP? I will start a gofunme if so.


   Current net-worth: 1,668 chessbucks
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   posoo has kibitzed 1020 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Mar-23-18 J Pallesen vs J Aagaard, 2002 (replies)
posoo: My name is posoo.
   Feb-16-18 Nakamura vs Carlsen, 2018 (replies)
posoo: WOULD YA LOOK AT DIS LOOK da most IMPORTUNT set of HUMAN GAMES in da longest time and WHERE IS DA FANFOR? NOBODY cars becos they KNO dat they word get CORUSHED without they PRECOUS lines and RUBKA and STINKFRIEND. Dis s da future and nobudy cares. Pathotic.
   Feb-07-18 Viktor Korchnoi (replies)
posoo: korchnoi likes 👘👟🎩🐶
   Feb-07-18 Tal vs Peteris Grave, 1965 (replies)
posoo: 🌚
   Feb-06-18 Titas Stremavicius vs Smirin, 2017
posoo: FINALY - LOOK - oh my god da LUTHANAS! i man COM ON Smirin a streema vicuius
   Feb-06-18 Judit Polgar vs Mephisto, 1990
posoo: WORPUS, wat tactic do u MEAN? Da horse protects da rouk.
   Feb-06-18 B Bok vs M Bluvshtein, 2011 (replies)
posoo: WHOOSH i can DEFANANTLY see why DomDanilo has won da COISSOR AWARD from as da WORLDS FUNNIEST MAN before!
   Feb-06-18 Garry Kasparov (replies)
posoo: BY DA WAY, da SAME GENIUS LIST dat ranks Mr. Kasporuvo 25th LIVING GENIUS also ranks Dolley Portun 94th and Osumma Bun Loaden at 42nd and then another man named Mendelcru Fitzmohan at 67! WHO IS HE EVEN there shod be an investagotion!
   Feb-06-18 Korchnoi - Petrosian Candidates Semifinal (1974) (replies)
posoo: DIs - now DIS - is a CLASSUC examplul of why chess players are REAL CLOWNS and NOT productvave memebers of society! LOOK at da way they fight each other! and make DUMB PROCLUMATIONS! CHESSE is for FUN and for SMASHING under da sumer sun! NOT for all da nibble nobbing and analisis dat ...
   Feb-06-18 Anatoly Karpov (replies)
posoo: WHY is DIS man's hair always so SWEATY?
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