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Member since Aug-01-05 · Last seen Jan-17-18
My "name" is still Edwin Malone. I am good at EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING IS SO BORING especially da NIBBLE NOBBERS who have OVOTORS with manacles or their FAVORITE PLAYERS.

da old posoo hereby REQUESTS dat chusgums allow him to draw his own avatar.

I would also like to own a country.

I do NOT update my profile often as I get CONFOSED when i try.

You do NOT get to salt your food twice.

Da old posoo has TOO MANY EXPENSES to justafy a trip to FRANCE RIGHT NOW SEE BELOW.

Not being able to go was tough stuff.

Everything below DIS represents an OLDER OOTORATION OF POSOO and shod be taken DUBIOUSLY. ***
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My "name" is Edwin Malone. I tend to keep to myself most of the time, and do not play any tournaments.

I generally am a wanderer, and you can find my playing blitz (and CRUSHING da local park masters who think they are good). I'm willing to bet that I could beat anybody on this site at a nice game of 3 minute WHOOPINGS. I twill be ESPECIALLY GRATIFYING to put some of you rubka-sniffers down with da GROB, lol.

Tournament chess is for people who have idle minds that need to feel occupied but I am grateful to the sluggos who work out lines so I can internalize them for crushing purposes when da chippes are down.

At the moment I am in Grand Rapids* but that will change soon as I have not had a home for 31 years. OH BUT MAN.


To sattasfy a prior bet, da old posoo is headed to da FRENCH champinships tornament dis year in 2016. It is going to be VERY DIFICULT to get thre but I must DO IT. After dat I will maybe not be able to make it back to da United Staets with any kind of helth.

MUCH LOVE TO DA FOKES IN TAMPA, ATLANTA, AND GRAND RAPIDS who have norished da old posoo over da years.

I am HAPPY to do some smashing of ANYONE who will be at da french champs. LET ME KNOW


Apparuntly u need to get on a PLANE to go to da french chanmpinships. Da old posse dos nOT have da money for dis. CAN ANYONE HELP? I will start a gofunme if so.


   posoo has kibitzed 987 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jan-12-18 S Docx vs M Muzychuk, 2016
posoo: GOODOVENS, ur TRYING to fite da SUXISM of CHESSPLYORS do u have any idae how DIFACULT dat will be? I have been trying for YEARS to get da IVANCHUCK page updated to reflectt his MARAGE! good luck with dat HOHO!
   Jan-11-18 Rafael Figueiredo De Paula
posoo: now DIS man needs to FIGURE OUT HIS LIFE! terable.
   Jan-09-18 Jeremy Silman
posoo: LET DA MAN live in JAPPAN if he WANTS TO! It is NOT for anyone to say DIFRENT if Mr. Sulaman wants to HANG OUT among da revels! in fact i ONCE REEXAMIND my chesse and it WORKED. GOD BLESSE DIS MAN.
   Dec-29-17 D Bekker-Jensen vs E Forsa, 2014 (replies)
posoo: but I can identify a grammatical error in Morfishine's post. "schlep" is not an adjective, even though he uses it as such. BUT WHY debbate over silley things like dat, everyone KNOS dat da old posoo has da BEST COMAND of da language DO NOT FIGHT IT! I may be going a little insane but ...
   Dec-28-17 T Barendse vs H Grooten, 1992
posoo: A WIN FOR BORUNDSOY! congradulations even tho da dutch ALWAYS choke in BIG CHESGAMES!
   Dec-25-17 Kenneth S Rogoff (replies)
posoo: Merry Christmas to da BIGGEST IDIOTS on da inteRent ON ALL SIDES. Da old posoo is embarused to agree with ANY of you on ANYTHING
   Dec-23-17 Santa Claus (replies)
posoo: DEAR ALL, Please do not mock da old posoo as I used to be BRILANT. Da trubbles have robbed me of CERTAN ABOLATIES but I retain a GOOD HEART
   Dec-21-17 Carlsen vs Karjakin, 2013
posoo: I ALSO sugest dis for GAME OF DA DAY and wil EVEN NOMANATE A FEW TITULTOS! 1). SMASH ME PLEASE! 2). DREAM DA IMPOSABLE DREAM (could substitute ZEE FOR DA) (Corus!) 3). Kar Kar Thinks 4). wijk an ZEES NUTS
   Dec-20-17 Chandler vs Yoon Wah Goh, 1977
posoo: da old posoo is going INSANE with dis da puzels are UNFARE and a REAL STRANE on all da people. U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH i spent thinking about EIGENSTATES thank to dis puzzle. DO NOT USE CRYPOTOGRAMS da people at MIT do NOT kno wat they are TALKING ABOUT!
   Dec-19-17 Kasparov vs Short (Blitz) (2015) (replies)
posoo: STILL LOVELY to see!
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