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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
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Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row. Lost to the great <WannaBe>.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

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Best of Beethoven:


Brahms Violin Concerto w/Hillary Hahn:

Carlos Gardel:

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else.

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

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   technical draw has kibitzed 17731 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Feb-25-17 technical draw chessforum
technical draw: Gracias por esa canción <falso contacto>.
   Feb-16-17 chancho chessforum (replies)
   Feb-13-17 S Akter Liza vs D Harika, 2017
technical draw: Good draw for Shamima. Harika had a 500 ELO point advantage.
   Feb-09-17 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
technical draw: The loanshark is not a very nice guy. I think I'll take my business elsewhere. I hear Rico Tarantino is setting up shop somewhere in Brooklyn. Maybe I can get a loan before he's wasted.
   Feb-05-17 A Kovalev vs W Pueschel, 2016 (replies)
technical draw: <Xeroxx> Yes, the tactical skill of white is extraordinary. How does one get to be that good?
   Jan-30-17 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
technical draw: <HeMateMe> Darn, you made me google that!
   Jan-26-17 Vladislav Kaurdakov
technical draw: This player plays some interesting openings with white. However without too much success.
   Jan-20-17 The Caissars chessforum (replies)
technical draw: <Abdel> I haven't had Folger's since I left Columbus, Ohio in 1976. Never did like it anyway.
   Jan-15-17 Phony Benoni chessforum (replies)
technical draw: Congrats PB, and best wishes for good health.
   Jan-14-17 Eljanov vs R Rapport, 2017 (replies)
technical draw: I didn't know Rapport's ELO was above 2700. He's not too often mentioned.
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  technical draw: Pretty tactical win:

White: TD
Black: NN

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 Bg4 4. dxe5 Bxf3 5. Qxf3 dxe5 6. Bc4 Qf6 7. Qb3 b6 8. O-O Bc5 9. Qg3 h6 10. Be3 Bd6 11. Nc3 Ne7 12. Rad1 c6 13. Rxd6 Qxd6 14. Qxg7 Rf8 15. Bxh6 Qg6 16. Qxf8+ Kd7 17. Rd1+

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  technical draw: A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative." - There was a brief period of silence. - Then a voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."
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  diceman: <technical draw

But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.">

"Yes we can."

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  technical draw: <diceman> Hey, that's a triple. 2 positives and a pronoun. No cigar.
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  technical draw: It ain't me either:

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  technical draw: If you're going to rig an election this is how you do it:

<Duvalier's official vote count was an "outrageous" and fraudulent 1,320,748 to 0, electing him to another term.>

That was Haiti's Francois "Papa Doc" Duvalier.

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  diceman: Everyone knows it was at least:

1,320,743 to 5!

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  technical draw: <diceman> Of course. But those 5, for some strange reason, disappeared and their votes were corrected.
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  chancho: ♪♪ Yo soy, el cantante...♪♪

Feb-17-17  falso contacto: Muy linda. Nosotros tenemos una versión que hizo Andrés Calamaro, que tuvo un éxito bárbaro hace unos diez años.
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  technical draw: <falso contacto> . Aqui esta la version de Andres Calamaro:

Feb-19-17  Deus Ex Alekhina: Apparently Duvalier had no "fake news" to dispute those election results.
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  technical draw: <Deus> He also had the Tonton Macoute to dissuade fake news (or anything else for that matter). Persuasion in dark glasses. Works all the time.
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  technical draw: And death in the family continues. My step daughter died today. Probably due to complications from a recent hysterectomy. She was 46 years old.

This is really painful because she had survived the operation and the prognosis was good but she suddenly died. My wife is stronger than I am and she (her natural mother) consoles me.

I am in deep, deep grief as I have raised her for 33 years. Please pray for my wife and I.

I know I have a lot of good friends here that will share my sorrow. Thank You, TD.

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  WannaBe: Really sorry to hear all these sad news. Stay strong, my friend.
Feb-20-17  falso contacto: lo siento tanto. abrazo.
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  juan31: TD hare oración.
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  technical draw: Thanks <WannaBe>. Gracias, hermanos.
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  chancho: <TD> Lamento oir de las pruebas que estas experimentando.

Confia en Dios.

El nunca nos defraudará

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  technical draw: Gracias, <chancho>.
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  technical draw: Well I just buried my step-daughter. It was dignified and the mourning was in silence. We weep more for those who survive her.

"Jacob tore his clothes, he put sackcloth on his loins and mourned his son for many days, All his sons and daughters arose to comfort him, but he refused to be comforted. He said: No, I will go down to my son in mourning, to the grave." (Genesis 37:34-35)

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  diceman: Sorry for your loss td.
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  technical draw: Thank you, <diceman>.
Feb-25-17  falso contacto:
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  technical draw: Gracias por esa canción <falso contacto>.
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