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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
Real Name: Classified
Whereabouts: Classified
Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row.

American Jews keep the WORLD laughing.. it's a GOD given gift. the Greco-Romans called it 'The Humours' a gift from the gods.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Best of Beethoven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M...

Tchaikovsky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMV...

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else. https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net...

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasz...

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess games.com who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

How the CIA operates (long read):

http://canadafreepress.com/2006/tho...

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   technical draw has kibitzed 16947 times to chessgames   [more...]
   May-25-15 technical draw chessforum
 
technical draw: Why just yesterday 2 girls said I have the most beautiful hair in the world. Of course they were my mother and my sister but they still count as girls, right?
 
   May-24-15 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
technical draw: What a strange way for a famous Nobel Laureate to die: http://nypost.com/2015/05/24/a-beau...
 
   May-24-15 Odd Lie (replies)
 
technical draw: <TheFpcus> That's cause evolution discarded our wings.
 
   May-18-15 jessicafischerqueen chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Fabian was a product of the recording companies search for a "great white hope" to oppose so called colored music.
 
   May-13-15 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Why was < Deus> on my ignore list? You really have to be a bad dude to get on that list. Maybe it was a temporary thing. Anyway I really don't know where the loins are. Also I don't know where the groin is. When somebody in baseball said he got hit in the groin he grabs
 
   May-02-15 Valery Atlas
 
technical draw: <Absentee>. You can call me Mr. Draw. But don't call me Mr.T cause you might get your lights punched out by the real Mr.T.
 
   Apr-26-15 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: I'm quitting chessbookie and taking up the banjo.
 
   Apr-22-15 Phony Benoni chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Career earnings first place Alex Rodriguez: $353,416,252 Second place Derek Jeter is $100,000,000 less, poor guy.
 
   Apr-19-15 FSR chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: I achieved a Morphy number 4 at age 22 via Morphy number 3 Miguel Najdorf.
 
   Apr-19-15 offramp chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Correct, <offramp>. Just be careful not to say President Abraham Lincoln had a grandson etc. Most people don't know that the president's grandfather had the same name.
 
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Feb-22-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <tu mamá, debe ser muy divertida si se parece a ti.>

Ella se pasa robándome los chistes. Uno de mis favoritos es que cuando la veo haciendo algún trabajo pesado le digo, "si necesitas ayuda me avisas...y yo con gusto buscaré quien te ayude!"

Y ahora ella me paga con la misma moneda!

Feb-25-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  wordfunph: <TD> Happy Birthday! Enjoy all the blessings in life, God bless.

Feb. 26
9:44 am
Philippines

Feb-26-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: <technical draw> Is it your birthday? Didn't we just celebrate one last year??

Happy Birthday, you don't look a day over 2.

Feb-26-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  moronovich: Happy Birthday <TD> !

With many many more to come.

Feb-26-12  TheFocus: Happy Birthday, <TD>!! Thanks for keeping us laughing!
Feb-26-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: Feliz Cumpleaños <TD>

Que cumplas mucho mas!

Feb-26-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Thank you, thank you all for the well wishes. Today I am 63 years old and I still have a full head of hair, however underneath it it's not so full. That's ok. I've been there and done that so I'll just relax now and enjoy the rest.

I share a birthday with the original sitcom comedian Jackie Gleason so I guess this day produces jokesters.

Thanks again and happy chess to all.....

Feb-26-12  TheFocus: I will drink one for you <TD>!
Feb-26-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Thanks <Focus>, but remember, just one....
Feb-26-12
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  SwitchingQuylthulg: <td> Happy birthday!
Feb-26-12
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  technical draw: Thanks , <Switch>!
Feb-26-12
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  WannaBe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H6a...
Feb-26-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Thanks, <WannaBe>, love dem accordions!
Feb-28-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highs...
Feb-28-12
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  technical draw: <WannaBe> Reminds me of Reshevsky not playing on the sabbath. If they don't accomodate you I guess you just take the forfeit and move on without griping.
Mar-04-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Hi, <KK>, everything's OK. I guess I'm just slowing down a bit. Thanks for asking....
Mar-08-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: TD sacrifices like Tal! A speculative sacrifice pays off:

White: TD (1675)
Black: NN (1592)

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. Be3 d6 7. f3 g6 8. Qd2 Nxd4 9. Bxd4 Bg7 10. O-O-O O-O 11. Bc4 b5 12. Bb3 Be6 13. Bxe6 fxe6 14. e5 Ne8 15. exd6 exd6 16. Bxg7 Kxg7 17. h4 d5 18. Qe2 Qf6 19. h5 g5 20. h6+ Kg6 21. Nxd5 exd5 22. Rxd5 Qf4+ 23. Kb1 Rf5 24. Qd3 Nf6 25. Rd6 Qe5 26. g4 1-0

Mar-14-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: TD wins a miniature:

White: NN (1720)
Black: TD (1676)

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 a6 5. Nc3 Qc7 6. Be3 Nf6 7. f3 Nc6 8. Qd2 Ne5 9. O-O-O b5 10. Kb1 b4 11. Na4 d5 12. exd5 Nxd5 13. Nf5 Bd7 14. b3 Bxa4 0-1

Mar-14-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: Castled right into your attack.
Mar-16-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  meloncio: Hey, alguien nos quiere dejar sin idioma,

http://www.abcdesevilla.es/20120316...

Mar-17-12  frogbert: <TD wins a miniature:>

by calling the tournament off while collecting his money?

Mar-17-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <by calling the tournament off while collecting his money?>

Thanks for dropping by <frogbert>. Um, I wish I could understand your post though.

Mar-17-12  frogbert: td = tournament director
Mar-17-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <frogbert> Yep, I keep forgetting that I am TD in every tournament!
Mar-17-12  frogbert: yeah, it must be confusing. :o)
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