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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
Real Name: Classified
Whereabouts: Classified
Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 7 years in a row

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Best of Beethoven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M...

Tchaikovsky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMV...

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else. https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net...

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasz...

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess games.com who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

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   technical draw has kibitzed 16299 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Aug-30-14 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
technical draw: John Hinkley Jr. the man who attempted to assassinate President Reagan was kicked out of the American Nazi party for being "too violent". That's like being kicked out of the Hell's Angel's for drinking too much.
 
   Aug-29-14 Chinese Championship (Women) (2010)
 
technical draw: Wang Yu made a lot of karate movies in the 70's.
 
   Aug-29-14 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Thanks all for the praises. Sometimes you think no one is paying attention then you are surprised by the well wishes and good reports. Well, now you're stuck with me for another year!
 
   Aug-28-14 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <WannaBe> Thanks for that illegal info on the chess games forum. And yes, I can use some games on GK.
 
   Aug-23-14 Ju Wenjun (replies)
 
technical draw: <alexapple> Right, she should already have the full GM title.
 
   Aug-20-14 Vasily Yemelin
 
technical draw: Apparently he is an exclusive 1.e4 player.
 
   Aug-13-14 technical draw chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <chancho> Yo lo sentí pero duró muy poco.
 
   Aug-13-14 chancho chessforum (replies)
 
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   Aug-12-14 Craig van Tilbury
 
technical draw: I remember more of that great party. We were jamming. It was Eddie Gomez on keyboards, van Tilbury on guitar and TD on booze. I was kicked out (or shown the door) and I walked to my apartment a distance away. Then I realized I had gone to the party in a company car and had to
 
   Aug-10-14 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <Sneaky> LOL!
 
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Feb-20-12
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  technical draw: <The Focus> The thing is I think she learned her Jiddische Sprache from the movies. She sometimes talks like an eastern European but never lived there. She also sprinkles some north African french with Cuban spanish and produces some hilarious sayings. I guess I got my sense of humor from her.
Feb-22-12
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  meloncio: <TD> If I call my mother (88 yo) from a distant part of the world I'm sure she will say "Are you eating well? Be careful, foreign people eat many strange things. Are you well wrapped-up and warm?" and so on...
Feb-22-12
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  technical draw: <meloncio> Yes, I guess mothers are the same all over the world. I wish your 88 year old mom many years of health.
Feb-22-12
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  meloncio: Gracias, lo mismo te deseo para tu mamá, debe ser muy divertida si se parece a ti.

Esta tarde he estado con la mía y se encuentra bien de mente y de movilidad (de "piernas" como ella dice), pero está perdiendo la vista y ya no se atreve a salir sola por la calle. Yo soy el quinto de sus siete hijos (4+3).

Feb-22-12
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  technical draw: <tu mamá, debe ser muy divertida si se parece a ti.>

Ella se pasa robándome los chistes. Uno de mis favoritos es que cuando la veo haciendo algún trabajo pesado le digo, "si necesitas ayuda me avisas...y yo con gusto buscaré quien te ayude!"

Y ahora ella me paga con la misma moneda!

Feb-25-12
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  wordfunph: <TD> Happy Birthday! Enjoy all the blessings in life, God bless.

Feb. 26
9:44 am
Philippines

Feb-26-12
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  WannaBe: <technical draw> Is it your birthday? Didn't we just celebrate one last year??

Happy Birthday, you don't look a day over 2.

Feb-26-12
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  moronovich: Happy Birthday <TD> !

With many many more to come.

Feb-26-12
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  TheFocus: Happy Birthday, <TD>!! Thanks for keeping us laughing!
Feb-26-12
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  chancho: Feliz Cumpleaños <TD>

Que cumplas mucho mas!

Feb-26-12
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  technical draw: Thank you, thank you all for the well wishes. Today I am 63 years old and I still have a full head of hair, however underneath it it's not so full. That's ok. I've been there and done that so I'll just relax now and enjoy the rest.

I share a birthday with the original sitcom comedian Jackie Gleason so I guess this day produces jokesters.

Thanks again and happy chess to all.....

Feb-26-12
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  TheFocus: I will drink one for you <TD>!
Feb-26-12
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  technical draw: Thanks <Focus>, but remember, just one....
Feb-26-12
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  SwitchingQuylthulg: <td> Happy birthday!
Feb-26-12
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  technical draw: Thanks , <Switch>!
Feb-26-12
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  WannaBe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H6a...
Feb-26-12
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  technical draw: Thanks, <WannaBe>, love dem accordions!
Feb-28-12
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  WannaBe: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highs...
Feb-28-12
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  technical draw: <WannaBe> Reminds me of Reshevsky not playing on the sabbath. If they don't accomodate you I guess you just take the forfeit and move on without griping.
Mar-04-12
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  KKDEREK: Hey! Miss your posts..Hows everything?
Mar-04-12
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  technical draw: Hi, <KK>, everything's OK. I guess I'm just slowing down a bit. Thanks for asking....
Mar-08-12
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  technical draw: TD sacrifices like Tal! A speculative sacrifice pays off:

White: TD (1675)
Black: NN (1592)

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. Be3 d6 7. f3 g6 8. Qd2 Nxd4 9. Bxd4 Bg7 10. O-O-O O-O 11. Bc4 b5 12. Bb3 Be6 13. Bxe6 fxe6 14. e5 Ne8 15. exd6 exd6 16. Bxg7 Kxg7 17. h4 d5 18. Qe2 Qf6 19. h5 g5 20. h6+ Kg6 21. Nxd5 exd5 22. Rxd5 Qf4+ 23. Kb1 Rf5 24. Qd3 Nf6 25. Rd6 Qe5 26. g4 1-0

Mar-14-12
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  technical draw: TD wins a miniature:

White: NN (1720)
Black: TD (1676)

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 a6 5. Nc3 Qc7 6. Be3 Nf6 7. f3 Nc6 8. Qd2 Ne5 9. O-O-O b5 10. Kb1 b4 11. Na4 d5 12. exd5 Nxd5 13. Nf5 Bd7 14. b3 Bxa4 0-1

Mar-14-12
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  WannaBe: Castled right into your attack.
Mar-16-12
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  meloncio: Hey, alguien nos quiere dejar sin idioma,

http://www.abcdesevilla.es/20120316...

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