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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
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Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 7 years in a row

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Best of Beethoven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M...

Tchaikovsky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMV...

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else. https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net...

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasz...

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess games.com who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

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   technical draw has kibitzed 16384 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Oct-22-14 technical draw chessforum
 
technical draw: Dear Mr. President: I would love to help you! You need not beg nor or self mutilate. All I ask of you in return is that you send about a million count of your finest mosquitos to the current resident of the White House. He loves to play with them at night and is also thrilled
 
   Oct-21-14 TheFocus chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: I usually wait until noon to piss over myself.
 
   Oct-20-14 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Congrats <WannaBe>!
 
   Oct-14-14 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <P.S. Anyone who know the tiebreaker for such events.> Yes. It's alphabetical order. So I have a T and he has a, ah, I have ah, hold it, make that reverse alphabetical order.
 
   Oct-11-14 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
technical draw: Thank you <zanzibar>. This one is a monstrosity: http://www.ebay.com/itm/OLD-ANTIQUE...
 
   Sep-20-14 Big Pawn chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: I'm glad you could take the humor <BP>. However I stopped getting into intelectual debates when I was 11 (standard US calendar). I might drop in with some wacky opinion but not too often, cheers.....TD
 
   Sep-19-14 Bilbao Masters (2014) (replies)
 
technical draw: For those unfamiliar with <goldenbear>"s remark, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOz...
 
   Sep-17-14 R Byrne vs Spassky, 1974
 
technical draw: I saw this game live plus a couple of the other quarter -finals.
 
   Sep-14-14 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <Playboy has articles? Since when?> Since day one But they messed it up by putting those silly photos. People just can't leave well enough alone.
 
   Sep-09-14 Richard Taylor chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Strange <RT>. My wife just gifted me a Mazda Protege. After about $500 of repairs it's working fine (but I'll just use it for local transportation). My other car is a Mercedes Bent.
 
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Feb-22-12
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  technical draw: <tu mamá, debe ser muy divertida si se parece a ti.>

Ella se pasa robándome los chistes. Uno de mis favoritos es que cuando la veo haciendo algún trabajo pesado le digo, "si necesitas ayuda me avisas...y yo con gusto buscaré quien te ayude!"

Y ahora ella me paga con la misma moneda!

Feb-25-12
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  wordfunph: <TD> Happy Birthday! Enjoy all the blessings in life, God bless.

Feb. 26
9:44 am
Philippines

Feb-26-12
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  WannaBe: <technical draw> Is it your birthday? Didn't we just celebrate one last year??

Happy Birthday, you don't look a day over 2.

Feb-26-12
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  moronovich: Happy Birthday <TD> !

With many many more to come.

Feb-26-12
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  TheFocus: Happy Birthday, <TD>!! Thanks for keeping us laughing!
Feb-26-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: Feliz Cumpleaños <TD>

Que cumplas mucho mas!

Feb-26-12
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  technical draw: Thank you, thank you all for the well wishes. Today I am 63 years old and I still have a full head of hair, however underneath it it's not so full. That's ok. I've been there and done that so I'll just relax now and enjoy the rest.

I share a birthday with the original sitcom comedian Jackie Gleason so I guess this day produces jokesters.

Thanks again and happy chess to all.....

Feb-26-12
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  TheFocus: I will drink one for you <TD>!
Feb-26-12
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  technical draw: Thanks <Focus>, but remember, just one....
Feb-26-12
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  SwitchingQuylthulg: <td> Happy birthday!
Feb-26-12
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  technical draw: Thanks , <Switch>!
Feb-26-12
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  WannaBe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H6a...
Feb-26-12
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  technical draw: Thanks, <WannaBe>, love dem accordions!
Feb-28-12
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  WannaBe: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highs...
Feb-28-12
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  technical draw: <WannaBe> Reminds me of Reshevsky not playing on the sabbath. If they don't accomodate you I guess you just take the forfeit and move on without griping.
Mar-04-12
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  technical draw: Hi, <KK>, everything's OK. I guess I'm just slowing down a bit. Thanks for asking....
Mar-08-12
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  technical draw: TD sacrifices like Tal! A speculative sacrifice pays off:

White: TD (1675)
Black: NN (1592)

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. Be3 d6 7. f3 g6 8. Qd2 Nxd4 9. Bxd4 Bg7 10. O-O-O O-O 11. Bc4 b5 12. Bb3 Be6 13. Bxe6 fxe6 14. e5 Ne8 15. exd6 exd6 16. Bxg7 Kxg7 17. h4 d5 18. Qe2 Qf6 19. h5 g5 20. h6+ Kg6 21. Nxd5 exd5 22. Rxd5 Qf4+ 23. Kb1 Rf5 24. Qd3 Nf6 25. Rd6 Qe5 26. g4 1-0

Mar-14-12
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  technical draw: TD wins a miniature:

White: NN (1720)
Black: TD (1676)

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 a6 5. Nc3 Qc7 6. Be3 Nf6 7. f3 Nc6 8. Qd2 Ne5 9. O-O-O b5 10. Kb1 b4 11. Na4 d5 12. exd5 Nxd5 13. Nf5 Bd7 14. b3 Bxa4 0-1

Mar-14-12
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  WannaBe: Castled right into your attack.
Mar-16-12
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  meloncio: Hey, alguien nos quiere dejar sin idioma,

http://www.abcdesevilla.es/20120316...

Mar-17-12  frogbert: <TD wins a miniature:>

by calling the tournament off while collecting his money?

Mar-17-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <by calling the tournament off while collecting his money?>

Thanks for dropping by <frogbert>. Um, I wish I could understand your post though.

Mar-17-12  frogbert: td = tournament director
Mar-17-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <frogbert> Yep, I keep forgetting that I am TD in every tournament!
Mar-17-12  frogbert: yeah, it must be confusing. :o)
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