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Note: this absurdly over-written (in both the literary and programming sense) chunk of text has seemingly won a Caissar for Best Profile. I shall try not to burst into tears and throw my shoes at Meryl Streep.

My favourite player is Tony Miles. He is greatly missed. My 1976 simul game with him (I was black) began 1.d4 e6 2.e4 d5 3.Nd2 b6 ... unfortunately, I've lost the score: but it was a draw after White's Queen was exchanged for 3 pieces.

Some other favourites? OK. Viktor Korchnoi, for all the obvious reasons. Tal, Botvinnik, Petrosian and Smyslov. From the later days of the Soviet school: Romanishin, Vaganian, Lputian, Psakhis and Ehlvest. From the British new wave: Short, Speelman, Williams. From the Russian-Irish wave: Baburin.

From the Irish wave ... those who have written about the French Defence (Heidenfeld, Moles, Harding, Collins, O'Connor, Coffey), and those who played it (J.J. Walsh, J. Ryan, P. Short, S. Jessel, R. Beatty, et al).

A distinct aroma of burning prevails*. Fire and brimstone, probably, or one of the charred and singed chess sets in my possession.

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A Czech haiku, by Jan 'Honza' Cervenka:

Chceš-li remízu,
musíš hráti na výhru,
cíle tak dojdeš.

* "Why, this is Hell, nor am I out of it."
- Christopher Marlowe

"Down these mean streets ..."
- Phillip Marlowe

"This, too, was one of the dark places ..."
- Marlow (Joseph Conrad)

I am deeply suspicious of 'social media'. I don't want my computer to think it knows my 'preferences', and I don't want my personal details passed from hand to invisible hand, or soul to poison soul. But I'm sufficiently open-minded -- or innocent -- to trust in the integrity of, and the good people who run it.

Note: some folk may be more familiar with the kind of bio/profile that goes "Muh name is Peregrine Ng and ah play Bullet at and ah come to CG for thuh crab sandwiches..." ... sort of thing.

This isn't one of those. In fact, it was never really *written* at all ... more like 'left behind' after repeated moves. The fragments that remain intact have withstood years of deletions. Quite like me, really.

"A medium amputates the organ it extends".
- Marshall McLuhan

"I go without saying".
- Me, or somebody like me.

<The Game and Playe of Cheffe ...>

"Chess is a sea in which a shark can persuade a seagull to eat its skin parasites..."

"Chess is the art of cartesian coordinates with obsessive compulsive disorder..."

"Chess is the science of naughty molecules."

"Chess is sport for the disembodied."

"It is what it is."

"Except when it isn't."

<'His calmness, his authority in all circumstances! In a chess game he would win everything, merely by his nerves.' 'But he was not playing chess,' Smiley objected drily.>

(John Le Carré)

I'll say it again, though I can't recall saying it before: < Empathy is essential to any kind of intelligence worth having.> Although I seem to have some kind of attention surplus disorder.

On planet Earth (where most chess games so far are believed to have been played - Science Officer Chamitoff vs NASA Ground Control, 2008 and Soyuz 9 Cosmonauts vs Ground Control, 1970 are among the exceptions):

1. Brian Eno:

"Another green world."

2. William Burroughs:

"I don't want love - I don't want forgiveness - all I want is *outta here* --"

<A Phormer Phrontistery ... Frogspawn ... 20,000 Lashes ... A Phrontistery ... Phrogspawn ... Philoxenia ... Antarctica Starts Here ... Epigamic Ephebes ... Waxwing's Wah-wah Rabbits ... Opposition & Sister Squares ... Cosy Moments will not be Muzzled ...>

A dictionary helps. As does Modern Chess Openings or Fundamental Chess Openings (by Van der Sterren -- good on transpositions). Encyclopedias, whether wiki, text-based or fictional, have their place. But for a good knight's sleep try a bed, futon, hammock or some of my writing. Avoid Gerry McCarthy

"Brutality is out of date."
- Aron Nimzowitsch

"Keep violence in the mind where it belongs."
- B.W. Aldiss

"Combinations and chemistry are your only men."
- Er, <me>?

<"I used to be somebody else, but I traded him in."> M. Antonioni

"Chess is a marvelous piece of Cartesianism, and so imaginative that it doesn't even look Cartesian." - Marcel Duchamp

[reconstruction always in progress, please excuse noise, no refunds, no discounts, no hawkers, no spitting]

So what am I doing here? Simple: I like to play *with* chess...

<Writing, unlike chess, is a victimless crime.>

"J'ai une maladie: je vois le langage."
- Roland Barthes

<More First Person Gibberish>:

Fischer-Dylan Syndrome: <"You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way">.

Favorite Opening: The French, naturellement. After 30-odd years, I think I'm starting to understand its benthic deeps. Well, I had it for a moment ... seems to be gone again.

Basta. Enough chess, it makes my head spin. Anyone who has lingered in my forum (Frogspawn, Philoxenia, 20,000 Lashes, Antarctica Starts Here, usw) knows that much of the conversation isn't about chess at all, or even lingerie. I'm interested in *stuff* -- arts and sciences, shoos and sheeps and ceiling wicks, kibitzers and King Kong vs Gojiro in Dronning Maud Land. I like to make connections. I like people who make connections.

Bad puns, bad languages, bad breathing, bad breeding, psychological insights, literary allusions, surrealist manifestos, or the sound of one hand stentorating. I'm not going to name any of the people who make CG so much fun. You know who you are, O my droogs and Zapkinder.

One last chess snippet. I have never, in my entire life, played either side of a Spanish/Ruy Lopez in a serious game. I'm a Spanish Virgin. There, you knew I was a pervert, didn't you?

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<From <Gravity's Rainbow> by Thomas Pynchon:

"Queen, Bishop and King are only splendid cripples, and pawns, even those that reach the final row, are condemned to creep in two dimensions, and no Tower will ever rise or descend -- no: flight has been given only to the Springer!">

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Whatever you find in books, leave it there.
- John Cale

Know anything about chess? It can be a virtual life work, and what is it to absorb all a man's thought and energy? - William Burroughs

I am not the only one who writes in order to have no face. - Michel Foucault Statistics Page

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Game Collection: The Even More Flexible French

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   Domdaniel has kibitzed 30702 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Dec-16-18 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
Domdaniel: I just a grade-A hallucination. On checking the puzzle page, I thought #11 was gone, solved. Time for a rest, p'raps. And please don't change things while I'm away, yeah?
   Dec-16-18 Domdaniel chessforum
Domdaniel: <Alien Math> -- Thanks. Good to see you around as well. I've been keeping an eye on the quiz, but not really trying too hard.
   Dec-15-18 Anand vs Kramnik, 2012 (replies)
Domdaniel: <KK-- at al ...> Just stop with the LOLs and the lolz and the (Ha! Ha!) or <He! He!) routines. Please. Just take my word for it. It is imbecilic to the max.
   Dec-15-18 Anand vs Chess Genius, 1997
Domdaniel: <InspiredByMorphy> -- < Why didnt Anand take advantage of blacks 2nd move and play 3.f4 ? > There are several possibilities. It's not that 3.f4 is a clear opportunity, is it? It would take the game into gambit territory, which might not appeal to overyone. There are ...
   Dec-15-18 Hway Ik Oei
Domdaniel: Hway Ik Revisited ... ?
   Dec-15-18 Annie K. chessforum (replies)
Domdaniel: I would like to apologize to <Annie> for the low turn this conversation has taken.
   Dec-15-18 L L Gonzalez vs G H Perrine, 1943
Domdaniel: Black's 19...b5 and 23...Re4! are both beautiful.
   Dec-15-18 A Hobber vs L Janse, 2010
Domdaniel: Hobber clobbers Love.
   Dec-15-18 Burn vs M M Sterling, 1900
Domdaniel: Yes, nice play by Burn. Suitably inflammatory. Some tropes in the opening were decades ahead of their time. Black's 2...Nf6 against the Queen's Gambit was long regarded as weak, until it was revived in the 1990s. And White's 5.Bf4 was not often seen until Miles played it, also in
   Dec-15-18 Lasker vs W F Eno, 1892
Domdaniel: Was William Brian's grandfather?
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  OhioChessFan: <Dom: I'm not sure that I ever could. Having tried a few times, and even won a couple of small prizes, I reckon I'm missing one or two of the key ingredients of fiction writing.>

I think you'd bloody hate having to have a beginning and end to a story.

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  Domdaniel: <Ohio> - I think you've put your finger on it. "One or two key ingredients" = "beginnings and endings".

If I ever attempt to write fiction again I will first have to get you on board as my agent.

I know some good writers who have trouble with endings. Some, like Pynchon, just let things drift away. Others, like William Gibson, tend to plot things a bit too tightly - you don't always see the ending coming, but you know that a final wrap-up is looming.

But most published writers tend to get beginnings right. Probably because, if the agent or publisher gets stuck at that point, well, the book is going nowhere anyhow.

Dec-06-18  Open Defence: <Domdaniel> Hello!!

<Well, Daniel died. And so did my brother Barry. But life goes on.> sorry to hear that

I've spent most of my time writing songs.. they need to have beginnings and endings too or as they say Intros and Outros... before it becomes <Outros Outros Ghali>

or as the Germans say <Ein Fahrt> and <Aus Fahrt>

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  OhioChessFan: Per the discussion of writing, I am reminded of something about someone. I will give a hint who it is: He's a helluva talent.

I am going to look up and quote him, not closely paraphrase him or IIRC him, but quote him. As a helluva talent, he deserves that much from me. Then I will make some observations. It will sort of pain me to make those observations, because sometimes in making observations and sharing them, you destroy any possibility of your reader experiencing the joy of discovery you had. To recap, I have experienced the joy of discovery in the writings of a helluva talent, and wish to share them here, even if doing so forestalls you the chance of discovering it on your own. And maybe the reason I discovered what I've discovered is that I'm <wrong> and am not worthy to discover anything worthwhile in the writings of a helluva talent. But that'd be okay too. Wrong can be interesting. Be back soon.

Dec-06-18  Boomie: Perhaps this can help with the Intros and Outros:

Dec-06-18  Boomie: In my brief but spectacular writing phase, I found that knowing the outro was key for me. Once I knew where I was going, I could find plausible routes for getting there.

A cracking good synopsis is most important. If you can't describe the story in one page, you don't have anything worth reading.

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  OhioChessFan: Okay, according to no less than Hemingway, Salinger was a helluva talent. And Salinger had this to say about writing-yes, writing, even though the context is speech, which is just writing vocally:

<That digression business got on my nerves. I don't know. The trouble with me is, I LIKE it when somebody digresses. It's more interesting and all...lots of times you don't KNOW what interests you most till you start talking about something that DOESN'T interest you most...I like when somebody gets excited about something.>

Wow, typing that sort of felt like quoting Literary Scripture or something. Salinger was a helluva talent, wasn't he? I think writing like that deserves a day for me to think about before actually deigning to comment on it. Be back tomorrow.

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  Domdaniel: <Boomster> -- <knowing the outro ...>

*That* I can understand. When I was twenty years younger and much more simple, I used to say that there were two types of writer -- those who used a map, and those who used a compass.

Obviously, the compass-users had a direction in mind, and knew roughly where they were heading. But they knew little about the terrain to be crossed.

The map-users had a key to the terrain, but didn't grasp how to avoid getting lost en route.

Nowadays, more complex, less trusting to patterns, more inclined to be suspicious of my own ideas, I don't trust such ideas at all.

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  Domdaniel: <The intro and the outro> ... yes, indeedy, folks, that would be the very wonderful Bonzo Dog (Doo-dah) Band, featuring Vivian Stanshall, Neil Innes, Legs Larry Smith and Mr Slater. Not forgetting Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, Sam Spoons, et al.

Stanshall was a genius. Innes had a pure pop sensibility, like Paul McCartney.

"Eleven Mustachio'd Daughters/ Running in a field of fat ... "

<"The odd boy went down to the football field/ Took out a slim volume of Mallarme/ The centre-prop called him an imbecile/ It's an odd boy that doesn't like sport... Sport, sport, masculine sport, equips a young man for society/ Yes, sport turns out a jolly fine sort/ It's an odd boy who doesn't like sport...">

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  Domdaniel: <Ohio> Ah, yes, Mr Salinger himself. Mentioned wherever journos need a cheap reference for the word 'recluse'. Or, as Pynchon said: 'recluse' is a code word meaning 'prefers not to talk to journalists.'

Some so-called critics even went so far as to suggest they were one and the same person. ("Doesn't talk to the media? Hides away? That is so weird, man, it's psychotic. How could there be two of 'em, tell me that?")

Curiously, it was only in the past few months that I got round to reading some of the less-well-known Salinger books, like 'Franny and Zooey'. Beautiful.

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  Domdaniel: BTW, I also like it when somebody digresses. Or when they loop back to a previous topic, glance off it as if they were playing pinball, then forge on to the big score. And why not?

Digressions, deviations, tributaries, paths to the side ... all of them increase our understanding in one way or another.

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  Domdaniel: <Open Defence> - Heh, thank you. Or, as those philosophically-inclined Germans also say: "Gute Fahrt".
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  Dr Winston OBoogie: <Domdaniel: <Dr Winston> -- I wouldn't say this if it wasn't true, Mark. I think you write very well. There's a rhythm, a kind of balance or poise, that most people never learn to use.>

Aww thank you, Dom. You always say very kind things about me and I want you to know it doesn't go unappreciated :)

I think I write <okay> for someone whose had an education like me, I try to make s--t interesting that's all, I'm not dumb though. I was one of those kids who had that "If you settled down and behaved you could be blah blah blah....."talks. One of my goals on my to do list before I die is to write something that sells. I read books by other people and think I can do better. About 6-7 years ago I started <trying> to write a book, I wrote about 30 a4 sheets of paper that my old man printed out.. Guess what? He didn't just correct spelling mistakes he <changed the words> thinking I wouldn't notice, so I can't be that good lol. I've still got the papers - it's about the JFK assassination. It's just something I'm <<very very interested>> in. I think Oswald was in it up to his neck I just don't see him getting those "3 shots" off! I think Kennedy's headshot is from the front, I think the mob were involved, I have a few theories on that assassination.. It's a fascinating subject, I love history, especially English and American history, thing is those yanks don't go as far back as us, my gran (who just blew out 90 candles last week!) has paintings older than America, lol. With the JFK assassination there's too much <complete crap> out there, I could write a book I didn't even believe in and still make it more believable than a lot of the Kennedy historians. Check this out - I love this YouTube channel he has some fascinating and intriguing guests on, he's had Clint Hill (the secret service agent who jumped on the back of JFK's Limo in Dallas) Donnie Brasco, Micheal Franzese, the DEA agents who killed Escobar and many more

JFK assassination - autopsy details released after 55 years

^^^ That man is no conspiracy theorist, he was the first doctor to treat JFK and you need to watch it mate! If I try explain it I'll spoil it, it's <brand new> too. He knows shots came from the front.

That Micheal Franzese interview is the most watched mob interview ever they even did a part two it was that good :)

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  Domdaniel: <Mark> - I also tried to write a fictional story when I was 9 or 10 years old ... my Dad read it and did me the favour of taking it seriously. I remember it was called "War Comes Everywhere" (ouch!). But my Dad said it was well-written, but needed to be more engaged with real people and how they behaved. People, he told me, were gregarious animals -- we needed to flock together and to interact with one another.

This was pretty wise, I think. My Dad has been dead for nearly 40 years, and I don't think he ever again commented on anything I wrote. But he hit the point in this case.

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  Domdaniel: <Mark> - So the Brazillian@#$%*@! tried to call me names, yeah? Pathetic. And I've been called worse things anyhow.

Want to form a Water-off-a-duck's-back club?

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  Domdaniel: "I used to have a red guitar
Till I pissed it once drunk night

Pissed it in the classic way
as Peter Townsend might ... "

Dec-13-18  mckmac: Greetings Dom, It's good to see you back.

I am very sorry to hear of your brother's passing. My Dad used to say that life just isn't fair, nor is it 'meant' to be fair, but that doesn't make it any easier to understand and cope with some of the things that happen to us.

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  Domdaniel: <mckmac> - Thanks, I appreciate that. My brother Barry was ten years younger than me, with a wife and young child. Yes, life is not fair, nor is it 'meant' to be. Given some of the things I've done in the past, it *should* have been me ... and I would have changed places with him if I could. But we don't get that choice.
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  OhioChessFan: Back on top of the hit parade after a year's absence:

To the tune of Don't Go Breaking My Heart- Elton John and Kiki Dee

Don't go solvin those clues
I couldn't if I tried
Oh homey if I use Wiki
Maybe if I use TinEye

So don't go solving those clues
You have to wait there for me
Oh homey when you click on that prize
You took it from me.

Nobody knows it, nobody knows
When I was stumped
I was your chump
Nobody knows it
Right from the start
Gave it my heart
Gave it my heart

So don't go solving those clues
I won't go solving those clues
Oh yeah
Don't go solving those clues
And nobody told me

Cause nobody showed me
And now it's up to me maybe
I think I can fake it
So don't misunderstand me
You put the fight in my eyes
Oh you put the burn to the game
I've got your prize in my sights

Nobody knows it
When I was stumped
I was your chump
Nobody knows it
Nobody knows it
Right from the start
Gave it my heart
Ohhhhhh, gave it my heart

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  Domdaniel: Good one, Ohio!

But I suspect that "I couldn't if I tried" is not *entirely* accurate ...

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  Domdaniel: I have yet to see a live Klu. I'm sure one will turn up ... eventually.
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  OhioChessFan: I saw one and thought it was a test, as it only showed up on the homepage. <penguincw> mentioned that to the admins. I realized the game was afoot when I saw recent kibitzing mention it.
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  Domdaniel: Phil Dolph

... Philip K Dick ... (Horselover Fat) ...

... Phil Oakey ...

... Philip Short ...

... Philip Progenitive ...

Dec-16-18  Alien Math: <Domdaniel> Glad to see your return here, hope you have a great holiday season this year and best of luck on the klues
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  Domdaniel: <Alien Math> -- Thanks. Good to see you around as well.

I've been keeping an eye on the quiz, but not really trying too hard.

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