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Welcome, all! This is the place for frivolous commentary, serious commentary, and cogent discussion.


My favorite wines:

Matted Elk (red), March 2012

Matted Elk (red), April 2012

Matted Elk (red), May 2012

Matted Elk (red), June 2012 (limited bottling, no longer available)

Matted Elk (red), July 2012

I am looking forward to the release of the August 2012 vintage.


Work, the what's-its-name of the thingummy and the thing-um-a-bob of the what d'you-call-it. (P. G. Wodehouse)

You have to bring some funk to get some. You can't just walk in a place and expect to get some funk. If you ain't bring no funk, then you can't get no funk..Another thing is, you can't fake the funk or your nose will grow. (Bootsy Collins)

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base. (Dave Barry)


Here's an article that I wrote:

<Chess Life, August, 2011, <<Brave New World: Human Intuition and Computer-assisted Chess>>

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1. <<<New Search Feature instructions>>> chessforum

2. <<<Wiki info on FEN notation>>>

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4. <<<FEN Reverser>>>

5. <<<Zip File Archive>>> Zipfile Archive

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22. <<FICS Info>> User: FICS Info

23. <<Map of US dialects>>

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<<<Caissar Awards>>>

Thanks to User: wannabe for running the contest, and to everyone who voted for me or for any of the other fine nominees.

<<2008 Caissar Award winner for <most helpful>. (shared with User: brankat)>>

<<2009 Caissar Award winner for <most constructive kibitzer>.>>

<<2011 Caissar Award winner for <most helpful>.>>

<<2012 Caissar Award winner for <most helpful>.>>

<<2013 Caissar Award winner for <most helpful>.>>


An interesting chess set that my wife gave me many years ago:

>> Click here to see hms123's game collections. Full Member
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   hms123 has kibitzed 12531 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Aug-21-14 The World vs Naiditsch, 2014 (replies)
   Aug-19-14 playground player chessforum (replies)
hms123: <pgp> I just this minute saw this story on the local news: I had to find a reference for you. Perfect blog material.
   Aug-19-14 hms123 chessforum
hms123: <crawfb5> Good job! Why do people like to grab that b7 pawn? It doesn't work out well very often.
   Aug-07-14 jessicafischerqueen chessforum (replies)
hms123: <Teem> <Me and Mr. Hohner> is fabulous. I didn't know BD had it in him.
   Jul-26-14 Annie K. chessforum (replies)
hms123: <Annie> I was going to put off birthday wishes but didn't get around to it. Happy Birthday!
   Jul-22-14 Once chessforum (replies)
hms123: <Once> It is still your birthday here in the USA. Happy Birthday!
   Jul-19-14 chessforum (replies)
hms123: <cg> Head's up on the live game page: <Penguincw> <Is it me or whenever I click on Adams' picture, it leads me to a person named just "Adams" (and not "<Michael> Adams")?> I get the same thing.
   Jul-19-14 Caruana vs Adams, 2014 (replies)
hms123: <Penguincw> <Is it me or whenever I click on Adams' picture, it leads me to a person named just "Adams" (and not "<Michael> Adams")?> I get the same thing.
   Jul-16-14 WANSHOE123 chessforum (replies)
hms123: <wanshoe123> Welcome. Feel free to stop at my forum if I can be of help.
   Jul-13-14 TheAlchemist chessforum (replies)
hms123: <TheAlchemist> You are on the right track. Just delete further violations on the <MQ> page as they occur without comment.
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  hms123: <Thief> No, I haven't.
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  playground player: <hms123> I know you are a connoisseur of vintage young readers' fiction. Ergo, you gotta read <The Golden Skull>, my favorite entry in the Rick Brant series, copyright 1954. Great stuff!

For those who have read this and don't know what we're talking about, visit my blog today for a more detailed review.

Courtesy of <hms123>

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  hms123: A1 go to game start
B1 move 10 half-moves backward
C1 move 6 half-moves backward
D1 move backward
E1 move forward
F1 move 6 half-moves forward
G1 move 10 half-moves forward
H1 go to game end
A2 stop autoplay
B2 toggle autoplay
C2 autoplay 1 second
D2 autoplay 2 seconds
E2 autoplay 5 seconds
F2 autoplay custom delay
G2 replay up to 6 previous half-moves, then autoplay forward H2 replay the previous half-move, then autoplay forward A3 load first game B3 jump to previous games decile
C3 load previous game
D3 load random game
E3 load random game at random position
F3 load next game
G3 jump to next games decile
H3 load last game
A4 search previous event
B4 search previous round of same event
C4 search previous game of same black player
D4 search previous game of same white player
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A5 repeat last search backward
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C6 search previous finished game
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E7 flip board
F7 toggle show comments in game text
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H7 toggle enabling shortcut keys
A8 pgn4web v2.82 debug info
B8 show this position FEN string
C8 show this game PGN source data
D8 show full PGN source data
E8 open/update analysis board
F8 close/pause analysis board
G8 shortcut squares help
H8 pgn4web help

Thanks to <Annie K.>. chessforum

Jul-13-14  Thief: <hms123> I meant 2013. Sorry. It might be fun for Ms. L. to see it, though, if she hasn't already.
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Now in stereo!

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Bad news! There's a rumor going around that you only like music more than 100 years old?

Also, there's a new member telling everyone he's your cousin, but he doesn't have a hispanic name, except for the unos dos tres part.

Does <Arriba!> know about this?

The more I learn about your family, the more mysterious it seems.

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  hms123: <jess> fabulous song! I remember it from when it was played at my 50th birthday party. I almost got in a cane fight when Woody (Woodrow Wilson, a classmate of mine at Hopkins) tried to hit on Arriba! Quite an evening all in all.
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  crawfb5: A little ending that might be of interest, even if I did miss a simpler win.


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Black has nothing particular to fear here, except perhaps a tenuous grasp of endgame technique.

32...h6? 33.Nh4 Nf8 34.Ke4 a5 35.a3 Ke6 36.b4 axb4 37.axb4 g5 38.Nf5 h5 39.Ng7+ Kf6 40.Nxh5+ Ke6 41.Ng7+ Kf6 42.Nf5 Ke6 43.Ne3 Nd7 44.Nd5 Kd6

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I was so preoccupied with "my" method of winning, I didn't see the much simpler 45. Nxb6 Nxb6 46. c5+

45.Kf5 b5 46.Ne3 bxc4 47.Nxc4+ Kd5 48.Ne3+ Kd4 49.Ng4 e4 50.Kxg5 e3 51.Nxe3 Kxe3 52.h4 Ke4 53.h5 Nf8 54.h6 Nh7+ 55.Kg6 Nf8+ 56.Kg7 Ne6+ 57.Kg8 Ng5 58.h7 Nxh7 59.Kxh7 Kd4 60.g4 1-0

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  hms123: <crawfb5> Nicely done. Knight endings are pawn endings. And so it turned out.
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heh... I should have known you'd be in Woody's circle.

I haven't seen a good cane fight since this one-

That's you on the left, no?

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  playground player: <jessicafischerqueen> That video is outstanding proof that a working knowledge of kenjutsu--or, better yet, cane-jutsu--is indispensable to modern life.
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  hms123: <Jess>
Yes, that was I on the left. Did you ever wonder why my hat stayed on?
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  hms123: <pgp>
A good stout stick can do wonders. It s about the only legal weapon one can carry in many places.
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<gentlemen> I didn't get where I am today by not doling out a few good canings.

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<Martinez> This should bring back some memories. It's the first track produced by your old record label:

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<M> Bad news! It seems <Boomie> is trying to pass himself off as one of your family members, insisting that his name be pronounced "Teeem" instead of "Tim."

I don't want to start trouble, but if we get any, I believe one of your cousins is a lawyer.

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  playground player: <Mr. October> You don't mind if I call you that in August, do you?
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  hms123: <pgp>
Call me anything but "late for dinner".
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Get your order in early.

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  hms123: <crawfb5>

I tried to order it just now, but because it is Saturday, I got this message:

<Checkout will be available in 13:32 hours Feel free to browse our site and add items to your cart or wishlist.>

I will try again tomorrow if I remember. I hope my credit card has a high enough limit.

Thanks for the heads up.

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  crawfb5: It's always something.

I'm not sure they still have one. Canon only made about 20. Supposedly a UK retailer is selling a used one for $167K. The B&H blurb was a link and had a better description of the lens.

A 36-pound, 33-inch long lens with a 9-inch front element? Wowza! The case is even heavier than the lens. I wanted to know if the sherpa to carry it was included in the price.

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  Boomie: <Howard the Duck>

Condolences on the loss of the Nashville Little League a girl!

Bwa ha ha ha ha.

OK. I'm over it now...heh.

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  hms123: <Boomie>

You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out.

Thanks for your empathy.

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  crawfb5: What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Ok, if you didn't like that one, maybe this will amuse you.

Despite the material advantage, I was having trouble figuring out how to break through until I finally had an idea.

NN-crawfb5, Black to move

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37...Qd7 38.Qxe5 Qd6 39.Qc3 Bg4 40.e5 Qd1 41.Qe3 Bxf3 42.gxf3 Qc2+ 43.Kh3 Qf5+ 44.g4 Qxg5 45.Qd3 Qxe5 46.Qd7 Bd6 47.Qc8+ Kg7 48.Qxb7+ Kh6 49.Kg2 Qe2+ 50.Kg1 Bc5+ 51.Kh1 Qf1+ 52.Kh2 Bd6+ 53.f4 Bxf4+ White king mated 0-1

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  hms123: <crawfb5>

Good job! Why do people like to grab that b7 pawn? It doesn't work out well very often.

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