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|Nov-14-17|| ||positionalgenius: << Well my memory is coming back. I think I have a white house date. Is Obama still president?>>|
Sometimes I think a good portion of America wishes he still was!
|Nov-19-17|| ||technical draw: A little biblical Mandela effect. There is no such story in the bible called "the good Samaritan". Of course people will argue that there is and they have read it and that it's a very famous story.|
Well read it again (what ever you thought was "the Good Samaritan") and you'll see you are a victim of the Mandela effect.
|Nov-19-17|| ||Mr. President: Think again, "<positionalgenius>". https://media.tenor.com/videos/9597...|
|Nov-20-17|| ||diceman: <technical draw: A little biblical Mandela effect. There is no such story in the bible called "the good Samaritan". Of course people will argue that there is and they have read it and that it's a very famous story.|
Well read it again (what ever you thought was "the Good Samaritan") and you'll see you are a victim of the Mandela effect.>
I've "wrestled" with this for quite some time.
If you only partially believe it,
it's a "Half Nelson."
|Nov-30-17|| ||technical draw: Well the original "Most Interesting man in the World" is retiring and they already picked a substitute. I was passed over again. The guy they picked doesn't look interesting at all. Fact is he looks like a geek with pimples from high school.|
And I grew the best goatee in the world but Maria came and blew it away and they said a beardless man is uninteresting. Blleeech, what do they know?
"Stay thirsty my friends"
(and I can say it with a real Spanish accent).
|Dec-01-17|| ||technical draw: I just found out that the great pianist Vladimir Horowitz was a Haitian citizen. You can find strange stuff on the internet.|
|Dec-01-17|| ||technical draw: Trump's lawyer in the Russia case is Ty Cobb. Now that's someone I would like batting for me.|
|Dec-02-17|| ||technical draw: I can't take Secretary of State Rex Tillerson seriously. He has a cowboy's name.|
|Dec-02-17|| ||Boomie: <technical draw: I can't take Secretary of State Rex Tillerson seriously. He has a cowboy's name.>|
I will reserve judgment until I find out the name of the horse he rode in on.
|Dec-03-17|| ||technical draw: TD's stuff I should have known #281:
<The Haiphong Incident occurred on November 23, 1946 when the French cruiser Suffren bombarded the Vietnamese coastal city of Haiphong overnight, killing 6,000 Vietnamese people.>
6,000 civilians dead in one incident. I should have known that.
|Dec-03-17|| ||chancho: El Señor Planta sigue remediandome.
El olor de gasolina me tiene mareado.
|Dec-03-17|| ||technical draw: <chancho> Para mi todo ha vuelto a la normalidad. Mi agonía solo duró 2 meses. De hecho casi no tengo memorias de Maria. Siento tu dolor y espero que tu caso se normalize pronto. (No tengo una extencíon que llegue a tu casa, sorry.)|
|Dec-03-17|| ||chancho: No te confies demasiado, porque bajones y apagones son la realidad en esta isla.|
Y Hurricane season vuelve en 8 meses...
|Dec-03-17|| ||technical draw: <chancho> Este ha sido el peor año de me vida. El anterior era 1978. Yo por poco no sobre vivo. Bueno solo queda algunos dias para terminar el año espero que no pase mas nada.|
|Dec-03-17|| ||technical draw: 2017 has been a terrible year. My daughter died. I now have rabbinic authority to say a Hebrew prayer for her: For Luani Bat Torah:|
אֵל מָלֵא רַחֲמִים שׁוֹכֵן בַּמְּרוֹמִים, הַמְצֵא מְנוּחָה נְכוֹנָה עַל כַּנְפֵי הַשְּׁכִינָה בְּמַעֲלוֹת קְדוֹשִׁים וטְהוֹרִים כְּזוֹהַר הָרָקִיעַ מַזְהִירִים (אֶת נִשְׁמַת (פלוני בן פלוני ,שֶׁהָלַכָה לְעוֹלָמה בַּעֲבוּר שֶׁנָדְבוּ צְדָקָה בְּעַד הַזְכָּרַת נִשְׁמָתה .בְּגַן עֵדֶן תְּהֵא מְנוּחָתה לָכֵן בַּעַל הָרַחֲמִים ,יַסְתִּירֵהוּ בְּסֵתֶר כְּנָפָיו לְעוֹלָמִים ,וְיִצְרֹר בִּצְרוֹר הַחַיִּים אֶת נִשְׁמָתה ה' הוּא נַחֲלָתוֹ, וְיָנוּחַ ,בְּשָׁלוֹם עַל מִשְׁכָּבוֹ וְנֹאמַר אָמֵן
|Dec-03-17|| ||technical draw: Doing the research for my daughter I discovered that my wife is Jewish without going through a conversion process. |
This may sound like silly things to some but you have to be able to see the big picture to understand why this is important.
|Dec-03-17|| ||Magpye: I am so sorry to hear about your daughter.|
|Dec-04-17|| ||technical draw: Thank you <Magpye>.|
|Dec-05-17|| ||technical draw: Very good article on Jewish law re homosexuality and gay marriage:|
|Dec-06-17|| ||technical draw: Jerusalem is the capital of Israel. No need for Trump to say anything. Jerusalem has been the capital of Israel for 4,000 years. No amount of speeches or bombs will change that. |
"No hay peor ciego como el que no quiere ver."
|Dec-07-17|| ||diceman: <technical draw:
Jerusalem has been the capital of Israel for 4,000 years. No amount of speeches or bombs will change that. >
Balanced budgets exist.
Doesn't mean we're going to see one anytime soon.
|Dec-10-17|| ||technical draw: Ok, this is who I really am:
|Dec-10-17|| ||Boomie: <technical draw: Ok, this is who I really am>|
Congratulation on avoiding the death penalty. I've heard that can really smart.
|Dec-10-17|| ||technical draw: <Boomie> I think they've retired old Sparkie.|
|Dec-11-17|| ||Boomie: <technical draw: old Sparkie.>|
When Ted Bundy was introduced to Old Sparky, cheers broke out at the chess club. He had caused dreadful suffering in Seattle. A friend quipped that a restaurant had offered Beef Bundy au Jus, which came with a 9 volt battery.
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