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Beer
Number of games in database: 2
Years covered: 1866 to 1988

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BEER
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Beer is believed to be over 10,000 years old. Although no one knows its exact origins, some agricultural historians believe that the first beer may have been produced accidentally when a stash of grain was soaked by rain and then warmed by the sun. If this mixture were spontaneously fermented by wild, airborne yeast—which thrives in just these warm, moist conditions—beer would have been produced (Encarta).

Fermented beverages have been preferred over water throughout the ages: they are safer, provide psychotropic effects, and are more nutritious. Some have even said alcohol was the primary agent for the development of Western civilization, since more healthy individuals (even if inebriated much of the time) lived longer and had greater reproductive success. (Upenn Museum)


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Game  ResultMoves Year Event/LocaleOpening
1. Beer vs G Neumann 0-119 1866 JicinC45 Scotch Game
2. Beer vs Carter ½-½34 1988 corres GBRC30 King's Gambit Declined
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Nov-02-15
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  WannaBe: I better have two, just in case the first shot missed the target.
Nov-02-15
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  whiteshark: <WB> You better have a few more <Mass> if you're an <effect drinker>...

;)

Nov-26-15
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  TheFocus: I make beer disappear. What's your super-power?
Nov-26-15
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  TheFocus: Alcohol. Because no great story ever ends with a salad.
Nov-26-15  JimNorCal: "Quitting alcohol is easy! I've done it a dozen times."
Nov-27-15
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  john barleycorn: I don't have a problem with alcohol. I have a problem without it.

(Just to add to the classic phrases here)

Dec-20-15
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  TheFocus: I've reached the age where I can't function without glasses. Especially if they are empty.
Dec-20-15
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  TheFocus: I was quite drunk last night, so I left my car and took a bus home. That may sound so great to you, but I have never driven a bus before.
Dec-28-15
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  TheFocus: If your doctor warns you that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirror.
Dec-29-15
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  TheFocus: Save the Earth! It's the only planet with beer.
Dec-29-15
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  TheFocus: To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
Jan-12-16
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  WannaBe: Breakin Gnus: UK publishes new drinking guidelines:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/08/europ...

Reaction 1: I'm moving to Spain

Reaction 2: Ireland have a guideline?? Shockin'!! =))

Jan-15-16
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  TheFocus: Hypnotists reckon they can cure alcoholism merely by implanting an idea in a drinker's head.

It's a sobering thought.

Jan-16-16
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  TheFocus: Don't judge me until you've staggered a mile in my shoes.
Jan-16-16
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  TheFocus: Last night a horse asked me if I was planning on driving home.

There may have been a policeman on top of him.

Jan-16-16
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  TheFocus: I just read an article about the wages of alcoholism.

I didn't know you could get paid for that.

Feb-04-16
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  whiteshark: Beer - the reason I get up every afternoon...
Feb-04-16
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  WannaBe: <whiteshark> Man, you're an early riser.
Feb-04-16
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  TheFocus: My secret to avoiding hangovers?

Never sober up.

Feb-04-16
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  whiteshark: Yes, you definitely should.... http://www.funniestmemes.com/wp-con...
Feb-04-16
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  WannaBe: Cute cupcake tattoo, think I'll get one for myself.
Feb-06-16
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  TheFocus: "Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God."
Feb-06-16
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  john barleycorn: <TheFocus: "Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.">

Officer: "Yes, I know, you are Bud Weiser"

Feb-07-16
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  TheFocus: My drinking team has a bowling problem.
Feb-08-16
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  TheFocus: My wife sent me shopping today. She told me to go and buy something that'll make her look sexy.

I came back with two fifths of vodka and a keg.

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