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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen May-25-13
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Detroit, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2950--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've more or less retired from serious play--not that I ever took chess really seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any U.S. Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to high heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 12236 times to chessgames   [more...]
   May-25-13 Phony Benoni chessforum
 
Phony Benoni: Probably the most obscure pitcher to have four one-hitters. Note that he <totalled> five strikeouts in those games: http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...
 
   May-25-13 Capablanca vs Marshall, 1918
 
Phony Benoni: <DrLio> After <17...Qh2+>: [DIAGRAM] Black's knight is now unprotected, so White can play 18.Kxf2.
 
   May-25-13 Morozevich vs Svidler, 2013 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <Whitehat1963> After <22...Bxh3> [DIAGRAM] My first thought was simply 23.Qxe8+ winning a piece and trading queens; once they go, Black's threats on the kingside mean little. That seemed so easy that I figured I was missing something. So I fed the position to my ...
 
   May-25-13 TheFocus chessforum
 
Phony Benoni: A brief account of Fischer's simul in Little Rock, Arkansas, March 29, 1964. http://www.memphischess.com/LittleR... The game with Berry is not in the database; he appears to be <Gary Berry> of Arkansas (1964 USCF rating list). Also, in Fischer vs J Hurt, 1964 , Black's ...
 
   May-25-13 R Scrivener vs N Whitaker, 1924
 
Phony Benoni: <"In this Detroit game I played Whitaker in the 12th or 13th round. Tensions were mounting, Torre and Reshevsky were much interested, as Whitaker had not lost a game. Numerous behind-the-scenes prizes were being offered by individuals to the first man to beat Whitaker. I hit
 
   May-24-13 A Kozlowicz vs R Hiltunen, 1998
 
Phony Benoni: Paradoxically, this sort of blunder could only occur in a correspondence game. White must have read Black's move as 18...Qg6.
 
   May-24-13 Mieses vs Albin, 1903 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Friday is usually the day for a straight line combination, this one being shorter than most.
 
   May-22-13 E Paljusaj vs M Bosiocic, 2010
 
Phony Benoni: I guess it's true. Four minor pieces do beat a queen.
 
   May-22-13 Tejada vs A Padros Simon, 1985 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <3.Ke2> is simply the Steinitz Gambit without all the bother of making some developing moves first. It is surely sound, albeit a rather rude sound.
 
   May-22-13 I Berezovsky vs V Rusel, 1984 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: And just in case you had any doubt, after <12...Be6>: [DIAGRAM] White has 13.Bxg7+ Rxg7 14.Qxg7+ Kxg7 15.Nxe6+.
 
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Apr-28-12  Travis Bickle: Hey Jim how you like San Fran's Draft?
Apr-29-12  Jim Bartle: Not a clue. I know they took a speedy but little-known wide receiver named Jenkins from Illinois in the first round. The guy was shocked and thrilled to be a first-rounder.

in the second round they picked LaMichael James, the excellent running back from Oregon. He could be good.

Later than that, who knows? Some great players always slip through the cracks and aren't taken until the later rounds, or not taken at all. (How many teams would love to have Wes Welker today, yet he was undrafted?)

I watched a youtube of six retired NBA players "drafting" all-time teams. And Elgin Baylor was something like the 58th player taken. Guys just forgot about him.

Apr-29-12  Jim Bartle: Just saw "Moneyball," haven't read the book.

It drove me nuts!! There's a lot to be said about statistical analysis and I've been a huge fan of Bill James since the 80s, and it certainly helped Boston win the Series in 2004,but this movie throws all old baseball knowledge and old baseball hands under the proverbial bus.

The manager Art Howe is portrayed as a clueless non-entity.

The key to winning was presented as getting guys with high OBP in the lineup, symbolized by converted catcher Scott Hatteberg at first base.

They trade Peņa and Jeremy Giambi, but never tell us who they got for them. They imply both were good players, key players, but they weren't.

The Big Three rotation of Hudson, Zito and Mulder was the biggest reason they won the division, but they are never even mentioned. In fact the importance of pitching and defense is ignored (except that Hatteberg can't field at first base), and everything is scoring, scoring, scoring runs.

Miguel Tejada was the league MVP that year. No mention in the movie, except we see him making a key error. He only hit 34 homers with 130 RBIs. As a shortstop!

Eric Chavez hit 34 homers with 109 RBIs. Unmentioned.

Tejada, Chavez, Zito, Hudson and Mulder were all A's farm products, drafted or signed after excellent work by the A's scouts. Yet these scouts are portrayed as clueless dinosaurs who don't know anything about winning baseball. This is the worst thing about the movie.

The A's scored 800 runs in 2002, eighth in a 14-team league, last in their division, but decent for a team with so little money for player salaries. But they were SECOND in runs giving up, just ten runs more than the leader (Anaheim), and that's how they won. Unmentioned in the movie except for a couple of moves to trade for relief pitchers.

Beane (Pitt) and his 25-year-old numbers-cruncher assistant show A's hitters what they're doing against different pitches, and generally doing jobs which the manager and coaches do. And on computer screens, saying "you hit .179 on low and outside fastballs, but .368 on inside curve balls." There's some sense to this (Ted Williams did that 60 years ago), but it's not as if batters have a lot of time to decide whether or not to swing.

The game itself was well presented, and it was factual. And I agree that the importance getting on base had been ignored for many years, but it's not the be-all and end-all. But geez, you can't just toss out half the knowledge of how to play baseball.

There's a tiny stab at showing the human side of baseball near the end, but too little too late.

Plus of course, once their great pitchers left, the A's have never even contended.

I'd love to get Whitey Herzog and Billy Beane in a room together some time. (I mean the Beane portrayed in the movie, which can't be completely accurate.)

Apr-29-12
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  WannaBe: < Jim Bartle: The Washington-LA game tonight has four sons of major leaguers playing (Gwynn, Lombardozzi, LaRoche and Hairston ...>

You missed Dee Gordon, son of the (former) Boston closer Tom 'Flash' Gordon. He is batting .210 as lead-off, went 0-5 with a K last night. Not the best lookin' numbers for a lead-off hitter.

Apr-29-12  Jim Bartle: Another one? That has to be up near the record for "most descendants of major leaguers starting one game." Six! Probably not in the official record book, though.
Apr-29-12
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  WannaBe: Well, if we ever get the Boones and the Alous together, that'll be a record!!
Apr-29-12  Jim Bartle: How many Boones? Four? I think the Alous only have one descendant who played in the majors, Moises.
Apr-29-12
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  Phony Benoni: It's not just players:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...

OK, you'll probably be more interested in the list of players earlier on the page. There are four Boones and Bells, but the leader appears to be the Hairstons with five.

Apr-29-12  Jim Bartle: Yes, but how many of those Hairstons were Happy playing baseball instead of basketball?

Remember, in my counting first-generation fathers don't count.

But I can just see Paul Runge punching out Bret Boone and Boone yelling, "Your grandfather called my grandfather out on a pitch that far outside, too."

Ed Runge will forever be remembered as the home plate ump in the 1967 All-Star Game, where there were 30 Ks over 15 innings. Oliva and Allen struck out three times each, Clemente four times.

Apr-29-12
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  WannaBe: The 'Trees' spanked UCLA again... winning the series two games to one.
Apr-29-12  Jim Bartle: Lucky they use metal bats in college. Otherwise "The Trees" would be cannibals.

I do wish they would use wood bats in the NCAA, though. The majors should pay for them, it would be worth it.

Apr-29-12
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  WannaBe: Got to find that ESPN SportsCenter commercial for you...
Apr-29-12
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  WannaBe: http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?deskto...

Try that link... <JB>

Apr-30-12  Jim Bartle: That link doesn't work at all for me.
Apr-30-12
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  WannaBe: <JB> Okay, try this one... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4C4...

The previous link was with my cell phone mobile link. This one, is actual PC web page. =)

Apr-30-12
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  WannaBe: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highs...
May-02-12
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  WannaBe: So I got a chance to check out Dodgers-Rockies @ Coors Field, guess who bats lead-off for Colorado?

Eric Young Jr. His dad had a stint with the Dodgers.

May-02-12  Jim Bartle: Eric Young Sr. was the original second baseman for the Colorado Rockies and played there for four years or so before being traded to LA.

I watched his first game back in Denver with the Dodgers, and he got a huge, monstrous ovation from the Denver fans his first time up. They had to stop the game for about two minutes.

May-02-12
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  WannaBe: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/23/b...
May-02-12
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  WannaBe: Great football in Atlanta, 13-13!
May-03-12
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  OhioChessFan: Does anyone else find this interesting? Both starting pitchers in today's Cubs-Reds game are celebrating their birthay. Ryan Dempster turns 35 and Homer Bailey turns 26.
May-03-12
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  WannaBe: They can both get no decisions, but both can't get win! =)
May-03-12
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  Phony Benoni: <OCF> That has to be rare. A day wiht a full schedule has 30 starting pitchers, and if I'm figuring the Birthday Paradox correctly there's a 73% chance that two of the starters will share a birthday.

But when you throw in the requirements that they must match a <particular> day AND face each other, you're getting outside my Mathematical Comfort Zone. And the odds would be further lenghtened because (a) at least half of the starters will have birthdays outside the baseball season; (b) not all days during the season have a full schedule.

I wouldn't be surprised if this all works out to one occurrence over several decades.

May-03-12
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: Random sampling statistics say if you have 25 people in a room, 2 of them will share a same birthday. So, let's look at tomorrow's pitchers. 15 games, 30 pitchers.

Friday, May 4th, these pitchers shares the same birthday:

Kendrick (PHI)/Price (TB) Aug. 26th

W.Y. Chen (BAL)/Sabathia (NY) July 21st

If the rotation keeps up and no one gets hurt, we may see it during interleague play (TB/PHI June 22-24) and the next time(s) Baltimore and Yankees play (The first meeting between the 2 clubs, CC-Chen missed each other by one day).

Bal/NY May 14-15, July 30-Aug 1, Aug 31-Sep 2, Sep 6-9

I have not had time to look at all the starting pitchers in MLB and their birthdays, just the starters for tomorrow's game.

May-03-12
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  WannaBe: Sarah Phillips just got fired from ESPN!

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/...

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