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Punny Games vol. I
Compiled by Memorable Quotes

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Pound of Flesh (soberknight)
G Lane vs J Flesch, 1983 
(B22) Sicilian, Alapin, 10 moves, 1-0

Magnus kicks Ass (MoonlitKnight)
Carlsen vs H A Gretarsson, 2003 
(D45) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, 32 moves, 1-0

The sea engulfed Alekhine shortly after the game (Dillinger)
Alekhine vs G W Moses, 1923 
(A50) Queen's Pawn Game, 41 moves, 1-0

I am become Death, blunderer of material (paulotopia)
Einstein vs Oppenheimer, 1933 
(C70) Ruy Lopez, 24 moves, 1-0

Here I am to save the day (offramp) - but not this game
Koltanowski vs Captain La Force, 1931 
(C41) Philidor Defense, 25 moves, 1-0

Broom failed to sweep his opponent (soberknight)
O Kirsanov vs M Broom, 2001
(D18) Queen's Gambit Declined Slav, Dutch, 35 moves, 1/2-1/2

But I don't wanna Be Johnson! (soberknight)
B Johnson vs R Hess, 2001 
(C77) Ruy Lopez, 41 moves, 1-0

Name changed by censorship (kevin86)
Prince Dadian vs M Bitcham, 1892 
(C56) Two Knights, 20 moves, 1-0

How much is a Kiss worth? (Dayraven)
A Kiss vs Klaus Nickl, 1993 
(C59) Two Knights, 40 moves, 0-1

The defeat of communism by globalised capitalism (Runemaster)
K Million vs J Marx, 2000 
(C40) King's Knight Opening, 11 moves, 1-0

To be honest, I couldn't care less (MoonlitKnight)
D Carless vs R Rehfeld, 1990 
(A10) English, 21 moves, 1-0

The Lord giveth (Dick Brain)
E G Lord vs J van Geemen, 1991 
(C29) Vienna Gambit, 18 moves, 0-1

Nightmare on Elm street (azaris)
W Elm vs A Bachmann, 1975 
(B07) Pirc, 8 moves, 1-0

A cheap loss (aw1988)
Rozentalis vs D Money, 1999 
(B53) Sicilian, 36 moves, 1-0

A Fish certainly had his chips in this game (GoodKnight)
A Fejzullahu vs A Fish, 2004 
(E88) King's Indian, Samisch, Orthodox, 7.d5 c6, 27 moves, 1-0

A Book draw (soberknight)
Alekhine vs E E Book, 1935 
(D23) Queen's Gambit Accepted, 51 moves, 1/2-1/2

Windblown (soberknight)
De Wind vs Timman, 1965 
(A65) Benoni, 6.e4, 32 moves, 0-1

Rock Sollid play (acirce)
Carlsen vs S Sollid, 2001 
(C63) Ruy Lopez, Schliemann Defense, 26 moves, 0-1

A Bug's life (soberknight)
A Mueller vs E Dimitrov, 2001
(D12) Queen's Gambit Declined Slav, 71 moves, 1-0

Win, Lay or Zaw? (DutchDunce)
Zaw Win Lay vs Ehlvest, 2000
(B06) Robatsch, 62 moves, 1-0

Squeezed like a Doll (soberknight)
M Doll vs P Schlosser, 2001 
(A45) Queen's Pawn Game, 31 moves, 0-1

Roger that (tpstar) & Hoover damned
R Smook vs D Hoover, 1971 
(A16) English, 27 moves, 1-0

Do the Lococomotion (Annie K.) & Livin' la vida Lococo (tpstar)
Fischer vs A LoCoco, 1964 
(C52) Evans Gambit, 28 moves, 1-0

Beer and Scotch is a bad mixture (MoonlitKnight)
Beer vs G Neumann, 1866 
(C45) Scotch Game, 19 moves, 0-1

Groenn pain (tpstar) & Kickin' the Groenn (thanks, catfriend)
Carlsen vs A Groenn, 2005 
(D44) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, 24 moves, 1-0

Peters in Pain, should have used prophylaxis (Whitehat1963)
Robert G Pain vs R Peters, 1982 
(D51) Queen's Gambit Declined, 9 moves, 1-0

Appels don't grow in Winter (soberknight)
I Appel vs W Winter, 1933 
(D00) Queen's Pawn Game, 35 moves, 0-1

Bitter Erb (soberknight)
B Wall vs D Erb, 1982 
(D52) Queen's Gambit Declined, 11 moves, 0-1

Stefaan is De Man (soberknight)
P Vandevoort vs S Deman, 2001 
(D91) Grunfeld, 5.Bg5, 63 moves, 1/2-1/2

Let there B Light (soberknight)
B Light vs J P Boudre, 1989 
(C44) King's Pawn Game, 31 moves, 1-0

Let's Beat Spielmann (fgh)
S Suter vs B Spielmann, 2001 
(A11) English, Caro-Kann Defensive System, 17 moves, 1-0

The juice is Loos (soberknight)
J L Galvan Sarmiento vs R Loos, 2001 
(A84) Dutch, 28 moves, 1-0

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