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Apr-07-17
 | | OhioChessFan: I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. |
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Apr-09-17
 | | OhioChessFan: I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. |
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Apr-09-17 | | john barleycorn: < OhioChessFan: ... but I’ve been tripping all day.> are you using the shoes as room refresher? |
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Apr-24-17
 | | OhioChessFan: What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing. |
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Apr-25-17
 | | HeMateMe: <What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?> You get to 'stand your ground' and shoot people if they don't laugh at bad jokes? |
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Apr-26-17
 | | OhioChessFan: Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong” |
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Apr-26-17
 | | Sally Simpson: Hi Ohio.
A classic. I love old jokes.
Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other: "Can you taste something funny?" |
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May-18-17 | | TheFocus: If life gives you lemons, teach a man to fish, and make ceviche. |
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Jun-17-17 | | TheFocus: My wife is so immature.
There I was having a bath and she walked in and sank all my hoats. |
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Jun-17-17 | | TheFocus: If you know how many calories are in your cinnamon roll, you're eating it wrong. |
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Jun-17-17 | | TheFocus: My friend was a pro at Russian roulette.
He only lost once. |
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Jun-17-17 | | TheFocus: Remember: what doesn't kill you makes a great story. |
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Jun-17-17 | | TheFocus: The road to failure is the path of least resistance. |
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Jun-17-17 | | TheFocus: I have a date with destiny.
I hope she likes hot dogs and mini golf. |
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Jun-17-17 | | TheFocus: I failed the magician's exam. There were a lot of trick questions. |
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Jun-22-17 | | TheFocus: Unfortunately, I have one pair of running shoes, and sixteen pairs of eating shoes. |
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Dec-18-17
 | | OhioChessFan: Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire. |
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Jul-07-18
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Therapist: Does it make you sad that your life's work will really only ever be used to make bad jokes online?Schrodinger: Yes and no. |
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Apr-16-19 | | jith1207: <OhioChessFan: A photon is going through airport security. The security guard asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light.">: comforting to know that even photons can't escape screening in airport security. |
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Jul-31-19
 | | OhioChessFan:  
Octopus: <one gun in each hand>
Cat: You're one short, buddy. |
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Apr-01-20
 | | Stonehenge: Man visits his GP.
Doctor: Don't say a word, I can see you're sick. You may go home. |
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Jul-16-20
 | | OhioChessFan: Why did Karen press CTRL/ALT/DEL?
She wanted to see the task manager! |
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Sep-21-21
 | | OhioChessFan: A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a typo." |
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Sep-21-21
 | | MissScarlett: Shouldn’t minister be spelt imam? |
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Jan-11-22
 | | OhioChessFan: What's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White? Paul Walker hit a 100 before he died. |
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