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Diademas
Member since May-06-11

Greetings from Bergen, Norway.
I really suck at chess.
<Lying. It's what liars do. <Diademas> is a liar>
I make friends everywhere.
<Tedious spammer <diademas> needs [to] be humiliated and shamed publicly.>
-Another satisfied customer.
<Can you imagine if your thinking and reasoning was as poised and untrained as <Diademas'>?>
People know and love me.
<<Die-a-dumbass> You're the liar. [...] Not only an obnoxious idiot, but a liar at that!>
Famous last words.
<[...] and Diademas. These godless liberal mutherfvckers [...] hypocrite asswipes>
I am revered and respected in this community.

<Crooked Diademas knows absolutely NO LIMITS. Sad!>
No good deed goes unpunished.

   Diademas has kibitzed 4754 times to chessgames [more...]

   Jun-28-22 chessgames.com chessforum

Diademas: Must be tough for the Alpha Males to see their lifes work erased in seconds.

   Jun-27-22 David Moody

Diademas: What a tragic loss. The most important resource on this place and an all together stand up human being has left us. You will be sorely missed. RIP David

   Jun-24-22 FIDE Candidates (2022)

Diademas: If Carlsen’s threat to only play a WC-match if Alireza quallifies is in earnest, things look gloomy.

   Jun-21-22 keypusher chessforum

Diademas: Hi Scott. Sent you a mail.

   May-23-22 Diademas chessforum

Diademas: Hi <keypusher> No, not yet. Sent you a mail friday. Sift through your spam. 😉

   May-09-22 Teschner vs Portisch, 1969

Diademas: The general consensus is very good <MS>

   May-09-22 Solidarity NOR-UKR Match (2022)

Diademas: What they all say. Except <dldT>.

   Apr-19-22 FIDE Grand Prix Leg 3 (2022)

Diademas: Prince Valiant was probably the most text-intensive thing I ever bothered to read before I became a teenager.

   Mar-16-22 0

Diademas: <Keyser Soze: Im all against any fact checker> That explains a lot.

   Mar-14-22 Bacrot vs Ivanchuk, 2013

Diademas: < Sally Simpson:... The pun is a bit slack.> Yes. I felt so too, until I realized it was me who submitted it. Can't remember. Must have been years ago.

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Jan-15-21		WinKing: Hi Diademas, Starts tomorrow, Saturday, January 16th <<>Tata Steel Masters 2021<>> Countdown to Tata Steel : https://www.timeanddate.com/countdo... ♘Tata Steel♘Wijk aan Zee♗Tata Steel♗ Official site: https://tatasteelchess.com/ This tournament will run from January 16th thru January 31st 2021. (13 Rounds) Participants include: Carlsen, Caruana, Giri, Vachier-Lagrave, Firouzja, Duda, Harikrishna, VanForeest, Esipenko, Grandelius, Tari, Guijaro, Wojtaszek & Donchenko Average rating: 2724 - Category XIX Schedule - https://tatasteelchess.com/playing-... Round 1 is Saturday, January 16th, & it starts @ 14:00hrs(2:00pm) Wijk aan Zee time & @ 08:00hrs(8:00am chessgames EDT) ~~~~~~~~~~ < 2 Prediction Contests: (Win virtual medals - Gold, Silver & Bronze) > User: lostemperor (FINAL STANDINGS PREDICTIONS) - Predict the order the players will finish. Run & hosted by <lostemperor>. (3 categories to medal in) User: Golden Executive - (The Game Prediction Contest) - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1. Run & hosted by <Golden Executive>. (3 categories to medal in) This year will be the 12th Anniversary for this contest! (from 2007 to 2021 - 14 years running) ~~~~~~~~~~

Jan-22-21		Diademas: For future reference. < Diademas: <PhilFeeley: Is there a world championship this year? I've lost track.> Betting time. Stake: One premium membership. Bet:. Will there be a FIDE sanctioned World Championship between Magnus Carlsen and a Challenger ended before December 31 2021? I bet: Yes! Only one taker. Jan-22-21 Premium Chessgames Member Messiah: <Diademas: <PhilFeeley: Is there a world championship this year? I've lost track.> Betting time. Stake: One premium membership. Bet:. Will there be a FIDE sanctioned World Championship between Magnus Carlsen and a Challenger ended before December 31 2021? I bet: Yes! Only one taker.> I am very pessimistic in this question, so my bet is <no>. Jan-22-21 Premium Chessgames Member delete Diademas: So do we have a bet <Messiah>? Pay up date December 31 or at the end of the Championship. Jan-22-21 Premium Chessgames Member Messiah: <Diademas: So do we have a bet <Messiah>? Pay up date December 31 or at the end of the Championship.> Yes, of course, deal. <Your membership expires on Jan-02-2024> I am not certain that you will be able to extend mine, if I win, but anyway, I'm OK with it. Just please remind me if and when I have to lose my precious money because of this (hopefully suicidal) bet. Jan-22-21 Premium Chessgames Member delete Diademas: Ok. You're on <Messiah>.>> Magnus Carlsen (kibitz #86220)

Jan-22-21		Messiah: <Diademas: For future reference. [...]> I'm not an untrustworthy jerk. If I lose and I'm still alive when the WC cycle ends this year (and I am not banned, but I think I can do it even in this sometimes favourable case), you will get the premium membership extension. OK, if in prison, I'll be forced to break the deal. Fortunately, I am not a criminal.

Jan-22-21		Diademas: < Messiah: <Diademas: For future reference. [...]> I'm not an untrustworthy jerk. If I lose and I'm still alive when the WC cycle ends this year (and I am not banned, but I think I can do it even in this sometimes favourable case), you will get the premium membership extension. OK, if in prison, I'll be forced to break the deal. Fortunately, I am not a criminal.> No criticism ment. Just a reminder, mostly to myself. As you see above (Diademas chessforum (kibitz #267)) I have other bets and with the same procedure. I'm not going to show up at your funeral to collect, but I would appreciate it if you showed up in mine. Mrs Diademas would certainly know how to cherish the comic relief.

Jan-22-21		Messiah: <Diademas: < Messiah: <Diademas: For future reference. [...]> I'm not an untrustworthy jerk. If I lose and I'm still alive when the WC cycle ends this year (and I am not banned, but I think I can do it even in this sometimes favourable case), you will get the premium membership extension. OK, if in prison, I'll be forced to break the deal. Fortunately, I am not a criminal.> No criticism ment. Just a reminder, mostly to myself. As you see above (Diademas chessforum (kibitz #267)) I have other bets and with the same procedure. I'm not going to show up at your funeral to collect, but I would appreciate it if you showed up in mine. Mrs Diademas would certainly know how to cherish the comic relief.> As Mrs. Messiah does not exist (I had a ridiculously bad luck, on top of my double question mark personality), I cannot guarantee the same opportunity in remembering the husband. But as I am 33, I might have plenty of years to destroy my freedom in chaining myself to an even worse chess player in eternal love. The seller girl in the nearby grocery is at least 2760 in being beautiful, so wild ideas might appear.

Jan-22-21		Diademas: I have instructed Mrs. Diademas to pay up if you should turn up. She has also promised catering and an open bar. Both you and the grocery girl are welcome.

Jun-03-21		Messiah: I am increasingly anxious that I will lose the bet.

Jun-03-21		Diademas: Worse things has happened

Nov-22-21		OhioChessFan: *Moves Prediction Contest Is Back!!!* A message from The Legendary <chessmoron> =========== Hey <friends> What better way to have a prediction contest than a <World Championship>. Get you prediction hat on, and let's PREDICT! The drawing of colors will be available on Nov 24th (Opening Ceremony). All predictions must be posted on User: OhioChessFan before NOV 26th, 2021 at 7:30AM Eastern time. Since there's 14 games total, predict as many games as you think the winner will need to score 7.5 points, the number needed to win the match. Then predict the number of moves each game you think will be played. Be warned, if a game is not played and you predicted a game result, you will lose 3 points. ie. If game 14 is not played and you predict a game 14, you lose 3 points." Posting format: G1: Nepomniachtchi-Carlsen (1-0, 1/2, or 0-1) (# of moves played) G2: Carlsen-Nepomniachtchi (1-0, 1/2, or 0-1) (# of moves played) 3. Only Moves+Bonus Ranker (See OhioChessFan chessforum 's profile on what that is about) will be used to medal. 4. I will post results after game 4, game 8, game 12, and game 14. ============== Click on Elvis for details

Nov-26-21		Messiah: I'm into you with a one-year premium membership, congratulations! Most probably during the weekend I'll find time to fulflil it.

Nov-26-21		Diademas: It's not over yet. Stick to your guns and pray for a miracle. Remember the terms: <Will there be a FIDE sanctioned World Championship between Magnus Carlsen and a Challenger ended before December 31 2021>

Dec-09-21		Diademas: But now I hear the fat lady is warming up...

Dec-09-21		moronovich: Dubye Nepo. She will sing. Måske : "Ja,vi elsker dette landet" !?

Dec-10-21		Messiah: <Diademas: But now I hear the fat lady is warming up...> Done, please notify me if it wasn't successful.

Dec-25-21		keypusher: Merry Christmas, Diademas. And good luck with your mom. Mine is here with us, feeble in body but still of sound mind, thank God.

Dec-26-21		chancho: Thanks <Diademas>. God jul!

Dec-26-21		moronovich: God morgen <Diademas> ! Du ønskes en rigtig glædelig Jul og jeg håber du nyder det hele.Pindekød og måske godt selskab med familien !? Her nord for Århus er der den fineste stemning og helt coronafrit.Fruen skal læse en af hendes julegaver, en krimi, og jeg tager en tur med NRK1 til Polen og ser om magiske Magnus stadig kan huske hvordan brikkerne skal flyttes ;) Med ønsket om et godt, og måske bedre Nyt År !

Dec-26-21		Diademas: Time for my yearly change of avatar. Any suggestions?

Dec-26-21		Messiah: <Diademas: Time for my yearly change of avatar. Any suggestions?> STEINITZ T E I N I T Z

Dec-26-21		Diademas: < Messiah> Thank's for the suggestion, not going to happen, but merry Christmas anyway.

Dec-26-21		technical draw: <Diademas> I still have 25 days, hehe!

Dec-26-21		Diademas: More than that. I think we agreed to two years, so 1 year and 25 days.

Dec-26-21		Diademas: <Jan-09-21 Premium Chessgames Member technical draw: Ok, I'm betting another Premium Membership. I bet that Biden doesn't last 2 years as president. Any takers? I lost my last bet but I am more confident this time. (one bettor only).> <Jan-09-21 Premium Chessgames Member Diademas: OK. You're on <technical draw>. Pay up date January 20, 2023.> <Jan-09-21 Premium Chessgames Member technical draw: <Diademas> You're on but YOU prepare to pay up before January 20, 2023!>>

Dec-26-21		technical draw: Holy mackerel, there, <Diademas>! I thought it was only one year and was ready to pay up. Of course now I know I'm going to win so YOU get ready to pay up!

Dec-30-21		johnlspouge: Hi, <Diademas>. I hope it's not too late to wish you and yours a Happy New Year! You probably don't want me to spoil the perfect record in your profile, but sometimes I find myself wishing that I had a sharper sense of humour. Fortunately, I get my vicarious thrills from you and <saffuna>. Keep well, John

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