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Member since Aug-01-05 · Last seen Dec-10-19
My "name" is still Edwin Malone. I am good at EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING IS SO BORING especially da NIBBLE NOBBERS who have OVOTORS with manacles or their FAVORITE PLAYERS.

da old posoo hereby REQUESTS dat chusgums allow him to draw his own avatar.

I would also like to own a country.

I do NOT update my profile often as I get CONFOSED when i try.

You do NOT get to salt your food twice.

Da old posoo has TOO MANY EXPENSES to justafy a trip to FRANCE RIGHT NOW SEE BELOW.

Not being able to go was tough stuff.

Everything below DIS represents an OLDER OOTORATION OF POSOO and shod be taken DUBIOUSLY. ***
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My "name" is Edwin Malone. I tend to keep to myself most of the time, and do not play any tournaments.

I generally am a wanderer, and you can find my playing blitz (and CRUSHING da local park masters who think they are good). I'm willing to bet that I could beat anybody on this site at a nice game of 3 minute WHOOPINGS. I twill be ESPECIALLY GRATIFYING to put some of you rubka-sniffers down with da GROB, lol.

Tournament chess is for people who have idle minds that need to feel occupied but I am grateful to the sluggos who work out lines so I can internalize them for crushing purposes when da chippes are down.

At the moment I am in Grand Rapids* but that will change soon as I have not had a home for 31 years. OH BUT MAN.


To sattasfy a prior bet, da old posoo is headed to da FRENCH champinships tornament dis year in 2016. It is going to be VERY DIFICULT to get thre but I must DO IT. After dat I will maybe not be able to make it back to da United Staets with any kind of helth.

MUCH LOVE TO DA FOKES IN TAMPA, ATLANTA, AND GRAND RAPIDS who have norished da old posoo over da years.

I am HAPPY to do some smashing of ANYONE who will be at da french champs. LET ME KNOW


Apparuntly u need to get on a PLANE to go to da french chanmpinships. Da old posse dos nOT have da money for dis. CAN ANYONE HELP? I will start a gofunme if so.


   posoo has kibitzed 1167 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Nov-20-19 Alexandra Botez (replies)
posoo: oh NO here it is again. da LECHAROUS leering dat da nibble-nobbers just luv to do. I can feel da sweaty saliva pouring on to ur keybords from here oh SHUDER "onion rear bumpor" lol da metaphor is a litle creative but man dos it reek of SEALED JARS in da man's study.
   Oct-23-19 Kenneth S Rogoff (replies)
posoo: also i wonder if DOVORE knows dat his source on da above calls itself da "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims" i dont know if he is NTB but probaly.
   Oct-14-19 Scott Wastney
posoo: Now i realize dat da name WASTNEY indicates da WASTE of my life. i never went to new zeala.
   Oct-09-19 Mikhail Botvinnik (replies)
posoo: why oh WHY did dis man have to DIE. MIKHAL MIKHAL com bak to us, i am SO sad about dis.
   Oct-09-19 Isle of Man Grand Swiss (2019) (replies)
posoo: lol NOK u blathering MOUNTAIN of foulishness - da tornament itself is CALLED da "iOm" as u can see on da website da old posoo was ONCE a lawyer and u have to be ACURATe with things. If i went before a JUDGE and said da "Isle of Mun SWISS" he wod be like "DO NOT CALL IT BY DA WRONG ...
   Sep-30-19 Ju Wenjun (replies)
posoo: Dianda Fernunda i do not car if u call urself DIANA, ur still contributing to da oversnuvulating, get ur tung out of da guters.
   Sep-30-19 Daniel Freeman (replies)
posoo: i remember how life TRULEY seemed to stop Jully last year. I spent all da time at work (yes da old posoo has jobs) just poring thru da kobitses to see wat had hapened. Dis is da ONLEY chesplayor i liked and he also sent me gifts from time to time LONG LIVE MASTER FRIDBORN!
   Sep-03-19 Robert James Fischer (replies)
posoo: CAN U BELEVE dat it has ben almost TEN YEARS since da man died? I know where i was, and it felat VERY SIMILAR to Mochael Jakson, who ALSO died around then. People die all the time, but that doesn't make it any less surprising when people die.
   Sep-03-19 Korchnoi vs Huebner, 1981
posoo: It is very important dat da old Posoo visit ddis page from timeatime.
   Jan-25-19 Wladyslaw Mglosiek (replies)
posoo: LOL oh MANG dis guy plays da SAME GAME every YEAR and STILL dos not learn lololol. Wat a fool. AT LEAST he learned to resine da game by 1986!
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