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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
Real Name: Classified
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Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row. Lost to the great <WannaBe>.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

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VolkStacheWagenBierFarfeigNeuggon.

Beethoven:
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The great Maria Callas in the sextet from Lucia de Lammermoor. (Well, Maria Callas and 5 other great singers):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh-...

Brahms Violin Concerto w/Hillary Hahn:

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The greatest musical talent of the 20th century was female. Probably the name is unknown to many. Her name:

Nadia Boulanger

Carlos Gardel:
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"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasz...

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess games.com who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life.

"When You have a brilliant mind you have a special obligation"

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

How the CIA operates (long read):

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   Jun-17-18 technical draw chessforum
 
technical draw: <chancho> Feliz dia de los padres a ti tambien. Ya mi hijo me tiró con 300. Y 25 por otro lado así que me voy a las tiendas! (mentiras, yo nunca voy a las tiendas a menos que sea super necesario.) Feliz dia del Padre a todos mis amigos padres en chessgames!
 
   Jun-17-18 juan31 chessforum
 
technical draw: Por primera vez en mucho tiempo (o nunca) juega Panamá. Y eso le costo un lugar a Chile. Hay países Latinos que no tienen historial de futbol como Puerto Rico, Cuba, República Dominicana, y Venezuela. Pero los verdaderos gigantes de este hemisferio son Brasil, Argentina, ...
 
   Jun-16-18 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Man that Nigeria team is bad. It looks like someone was passing by and said "you guys want to play soccer in Russia? Sure, how many do you need? About 18. Ok, we can manage that. Uh, we don't necessarily have to know how to play soccer, right?. Nah, just jump on the plane ...
 
   Jun-06-18 Altibox Norway (2018) (replies)
 
technical draw: Carlsen or Caruana should win it tomorrow.
 
   Jun-06-18 Anand vs Caruana, 2018 (replies)
 
technical draw: <FSR "I guess he wants to create a passed pawn in order to generate counterplay." Yes, white's passed pawn makes the game more interesting.
 
   Jun-06-18 Count Wedgemore chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <Don't forget Vitas Gerulaitis!! His life tragically ended too soon!> I remember Vitas Gerulaitis the player but for some reason I don't remember reading about his death. Carbon monoxide poisoning: The silent killer.
 
   Jun-05-18 offramp chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: I just saw your list of favorite players <offramp>. I must have wasted 50 years of my life because I can only recognize 5 out of the 12 you listed. I'll check them out though.
 
   Jun-02-18 Caruana vs Karjakin, 2018 (replies)
 
technical draw: That was pretty sneaky, <sneaky>.
 
   Jun-02-18 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: I think someone won 9,000cbs in that last double.
 
   Jun-01-18 Karjakin vs M Vachier-Lagrave, 2018 (replies)
 
technical draw: Black's job now it to make sure white's knight doesn't move.
 
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Next year in Jerusalem

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Jun-01-18
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  technical draw: <WannaBe>< Is that Sir Francis Bacon or is that Kevin Bacon?> No this Bacon is a nutritionist but he gives out sizzling advice.

<diceman>: arteriosclerosis, unfortunately.

Jun-01-18
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  technical draw: <<Low-fat diets may not be an effective long-term intervention for obesity: as Bacon and >

Homer Simpson prove.

Jun-01-18
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  technical draw: Today is my son's birthday. Now some may look at my avatar and think that I am young. However today my son is 48 years old, which makes me about 103. It's too bad, I was looking forward to one day winning the chess bookie game but my days are numbered.
Jun-01-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: TD's you learn something everyday #58:
What person has appeared more times on the cover of Time magazine?

Hey, hey, none other than tricky dicky himself: President Richard Nixon.

Jun-03-18
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  diceman: <technical draw: TD's you learn something everyday #58: What person has appeared more times on the cover of Time magazine?

Hey, hey, none other than tricky dicky himself: President Richard Nixon.>

I would have thought Einstein/Hawking?

Proper wormhole management, could get you covers before you were born, and after you're dead.

Jun-06-18
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  technical draw: For those who complain that I beg for $20 I'll let you know that I have been earning a living since I was 7 years old. Of course before that I was just a bum.

(I know, it's stolen. But from whom?)

Jun-06-18
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  technical draw: Anyone remember blaxplotation movies? Well then, welcome to the 70's! Not the decade but your age. Yep those lovers of Pam Grier and Shaft movies are now in their 70's.

I remember this scene from a movie: Pam Grier goes to a shoe shine stand where she knows the man deals dope. She starts opening the shoe polish cans and the man says, "Why are you looking in there? That's only shinola!" She opens a can and there are a bunch of heroin bags. And she says: "That's what's wrong with you Jake. You can't tell s-it from shinola!"

Jun-11-18
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  technical draw: Read today:

The triple negative:

"That's not unmeaningless"

The triple oxymoron:

"The People's Democratic Republic"

Jun-11-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  Count Wedgemore: <The triple negative>

I'll see your triple and raise you:

"Nobody never did not do nothing nowhere."

I would like to call that a quintuple negative, but technically it isn't, right?

Jun-11-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <Count Wedgemore> I call.:

<but technically it isn't, right?>

Right. Technically it's bad grammar.

Jun-12-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: World's most used modern oxymoron:

Settled Science or

The Science is Settled.

Jun-14-18  falso contacto: Uno de los peores títulos de un libro jamás visto: "Kafka en la cocina".
Jun-14-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <fc> lol!

Td's you learn something everyday #258.

Did you know there is a job title called "Forensic Plumber"? True. If somebody dies in strange circumstances around a toilet a forensic plumber is called in for expertise. If I'm lying I'm dying.

Jun-17-18
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  diceman: <technical draw: <fc> lol!

Td's you learn something everyday #258.

Did you know there is a job title called "Forensic Plumber"? True. If somebody dies in strange circumstances around a toilet a forensic plumber is called in for expertise. >

They probably didn't have them when Elvis passed.

Jun-17-18
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  juan31: <TD> te gusto como jugo México contra un gran Campeón Mundial como es Alemania ?
Jun-17-18
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  technical draw: <juan31> Ví la partida completa. México jugó como todo un campeón. Y en estos momento me atrevo a pronosticar México en finales!
Jun-17-18
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  Golden Executive: Fue un partidazo, superò todas las expectativas. El 1er tiempo dominaron a la selección alemana con claridad, el 2do tiempo los alemanes ya se fueron con todo al ataque y vaya que ejercieron presión, no en balde son los campeones del mundo. A Mario Gòmez se le fue el empate en un remate de cabeza donde tenía todo para anotar y destaca la actuación de Ochoa, atrapò todo.

Un triunfo histórico que además eleva la moral y confianza de los jugadores y si siguen jugando como hoy, bien podrían aspirar a mucho.

<technical draw: <juan31> Ví la partida completa. México jugó como todo un campeón. Y en estos momento me atrevo a pronosticar México en finales!> Ojalà!

Jun-17-18
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  juan31: < TD> sobre tu pronostico digo igual que <GE> ojalá!
Jun-17-18
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  technical draw: Creo que ni Brasil ni Alemania llegan a finales.
Jun-17-18
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  technical draw: <diceman> Maybe you're right and they didn't have forensic plumbers when Elvis died. Or maybe they did and didn't want to embarrass the King by prying his hands off the royal porcelain.
Jun-17-18  falso contacto: Nako querido tenés que aparecer hoy que ganaste un partidazo. Enhorabuena! No sabía que había jugado Ochoa. Muy buen arquero. Qué Mundial estamos teniendo. A ver si se despierta el enano.
Jun-17-18
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  chancho: Feliz dia de los Padres <TD>.

Espero que la pasastes bien con tus familiares.

Jun-17-18  falso contacto: Eso también. Feliz día del padre, querido amigo. A todos ustedes también, Chancho, juan, jim y toda la banda.
Jun-17-18
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  chancho: Gracias!
Jun-17-18
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  technical draw: <chancho> Feliz dia de los padres a ti tambien. Ya mi hijo me tiró con 300. Y 25 por otro lado así que me voy a las tiendas! (mentiras, yo nunca voy a las tiendas a menos que sea super necesario.)

Feliz dia del Padre a todos mis amigos padres en chessgames!

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