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Colonel Mortimer
Member since Dec-16-06 · Last seen Oct-23-14
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Colonel Mortimer Part 1
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   Colonel Mortimer has kibitzed 9955 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Oct-22-14 Kenneth Rogoff (replies)
 
Colonel Mortimer: Exceptionalism - a unique and special quality of the American people that allows them to act differently and be held to different standards.
 
   Oct-19-14 Colonel Mortimer chessforum (replies)
 
Colonel Mortimer: A bit of nostalgia.. <hayton3: "LIFE Master AJ 9.1" now available at all bad chess stores, features include:- - New enhanced argumentative interface! - Updated annotational capability (now supports !!!! and ????) - Plays to the bitter end better than any other ...
 
   Oct-17-14 TheFocus chessforum (replies)
 
Colonel Mortimer: <peace-loving nation of Israel> Just like if Germany had been allowed to occupy France 'peacefully' for 66 years.
 
   Oct-13-14 Hikaru Nakamura (replies)
 
Colonel Mortimer: Dr Death out promenading his pet racism as usual. There's only so much hate you can internalise..
 
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Mortimer's Saloon

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Oct-17-14
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  Travis Bickle: Mort I do like my turkey! When I'm finished with the bird I'll send you a doggie bag of the leftovers... ; P
Oct-17-14
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  Colonel Mortimer: Hold the stuffing.
Oct-17-14
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  Travis Bickle: Ok Mort LOL!
Oct-18-14
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  MarkFinan: <Travis Bickle: Mort really loves his camel! http://bokertov.typepad.com/.a/6a00...

Colonel Mortimer: Bickle really likes 'giving thanks' to his Turkey. http://www.kingofeasystreet.com/stu...

Hahaha. Colonel you should just come out and admit you hate everything about America, you even mock Turkey day. Read an AJ webpage, he really does have instructions on how to cook a turkey on Turkey day, lol.

Oct-18-14
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  Colonel Mortimer: No, I just hate turkeys.

Give me a good duck any time.

Oct-19-14
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  Colonel Mortimer: Or a turkey shoot, in case you folks hadn't noticed you were full of lead..
Oct-19-14
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  Travis Bickle: I'm giving 1 for the team Mort and you're the 1 receiving it! ; P
Oct-19-14
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  Travis Bickle: "Squeal like a Piggie"! LOL!
Oct-19-14
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  MarkFinan: Hahaha.. I can see your link Trav but my network won't allow me to view a website by that name, Colonel. Not that I want to, lol.
Oct-19-14
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  Colonel Mortimer: <my network won't allow me to view a website by that name, Colonel. Not that I want to, lol.>

Just close your eyes and let those childhood memories flood back..

Oct-19-14
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  Colonel Mortimer: <Travis Bickle:> You could have at least taken your cap off..
Oct-19-14
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  Colonel Mortimer: <Travis Bickle: I'm giving 1 for the team Mort>

What's with you wearing the bin laden mask, you freak!

Oct-19-14
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  Travis Bickle: Mark, that how diseases like Ebola start, when Camel Jockey's, like Mort don't practice safe sex with their animals...
Oct-19-14
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  Colonel Mortimer: I always figured you for a 'crack' Marine <Travis>, you only withdraw once you've bust a butt nut.
Oct-19-14
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  MarkFinan: <<Colonel Mortimer: <my network won't allow me to view a website by that name, Colonel. Not that I want to, lol.> Just close your eyes and let those childhood memories flood back..>>

You just hate our freedom to engage in that kinda behaviour, haha. Seriously dude, what you doing throwing up links to homosexual websites??

<<Travis Bickle: Mark, that how diseases like Ebola start, when Camel Jockey's, like Mort don't practice safe sex with their animals...>>

If Ebola had a face the colonel would be the poster child, lol.

Oct-19-14
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  Travis Bickle: <MarkFinan: <<Colonel Mortimer: <my network won't allow me to view a website by that name, Colonel. Not that I want to, lol.> Just close your eyes and let those childhood memories flood back..>>

You just hate our freedom to engage in that kinda behaviour, haha. Seriously dude, what you doing throwing up links to homosexual websites??>

Mark there's a simple reason he has homo websites is because Cowboy Mort is gay & I don't mean happy... LOL!

Oct-19-14
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  Colonel Mortimer: Ok which of one you assless chaps wearers blew the whistle?
Oct-19-14
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  MarkFinan: Unless you're name is kkderek, sugardom or AJ Goldsby I don't blow whistles. I've had quite an innocent post deleted recently so either a)kkderek has created a new handle just so he can follow me around and blow! (He was weird!) B) You've angered the historians and guardians for justice and truth, or c) Someone from the Rogoff page has it in for you for some unknown reason.

I'd rule out c)

Oct-19-14
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  Travis Bickle: Not me Mort, I posted as much offensive stuff as you did.
Oct-19-14
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  Colonel Mortimer: Must be B)
Oct-19-14
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  Colonel Mortimer: A bit of nostalgia..

<hayton3:

"LIFE Master AJ 9.1" now available at all bad chess stores, features include:-

- New enhanced argumentative interface!

- Updated annotational capability (now supports !!!! and ????)

- Plays to the bitter end better than any other program (so you get to practice 2 queens versus king endings!).

- Includes *FREE* trolling membership to chessgames.com

- Guaranteed to take your rating to 2200 USCF or your gullibility back.

Place your order now and get a hair replacement treatment elixir absolutely FREE!! (So you can out-annotate your opponents without the humiliation of being slapped on the head.)

Wait - there's more - ring in the next 5 minutes and you will receive a FREE Spectrum 48k!! (fully updated and configured to run 'LIFE Master AJ 9.1')>

Oct-19-14
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  TheFocus: Shoot! Lately I feel as if I am a target for the Illuminati also.

I am going to have to have someone buy me a new membership just so they don't have my e-mail address. Although, it wouldn't surprise me if they refused to renew my Premium Membership.

The "whisper campaign" says I am persona non grata right now so I am trying to maintain a low profile.

Oct-19-14
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  jessicafischerqueen:

<Col. Mortimer>

I didn't blow the whistle on anything in here or anywhere else, and I doubt very much any other chess history worker did either. I don't even know which post(s) you guys are referring to.

<TheFocus> I doubt you are "persona non grata" right now. I'm sure the admins would take your money for a new premium membership under your existing handle.

I'd just like to add that nobody was trying to target you or attack your work in the Bistro either. I'll only speak for myself, but I remain grateful for all of the chess history work you've done, and continue to do.

You're the one who did the research and leg work to find the game dates, submit missing games, and find good articles about all the events you made promoted games collections for.

That's a priceless legacy to this website that will last as long as the website lasts.

Eventually we want to change all the <TI> intros and player bios that have a single article posted as an introduction, for the reasons <Karpova> outlined yesterday in the Bistro. We aren't worried about copyright issues.

You're not the only person who had intros consisting of an entire article, and we won't be deleting such articles- just moving the article to the Kibbutz section and then using parts of it, along with new research (as we find it), in the actual intro box.

I was very relieved to see your latest post in the Bistro- and what you said goes for me as well, and for all other folks who did work on the <TI> and player bios. All "our" work belongs to the website and much of it will likely be altered in future, by future editors.

Thank you for your post in the Bistro, and I apologize to you for overstepping my bounds.

Before changing your <TI> event introduction, I first should have announced that intention to you in the Bistro, and waited for your response before doing anything.

Oct-19-14  SugarDom: <MarkFinan: Unless you're name is kkderek, sugardom or AJ Goldsby I don't blow whistles.>

No. You're just a liar. You used to blow whistle on <tolengoy>.

Oct-19-14
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  TheFocus: <Jessica> I certainly appreciate your kind words. I may have done the initial work, but once they were voted in, they belong to all of us.

Although I am no longer an Editor, I can certainly appreciate the continual hard work the biographers are doing.

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