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John Lennon said that life is what happens while you are busy making plans. My two new chess books are coming - they're just taking a little longer than I expected.

Naked Chess: How to Win
Naked Chess: Learn from the Champions

I have been given some fabulous help by a team of utterly brilliant beta readers. I now need to do that tedious editing and technical stuff.

More details to follow.



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   Nov-24-15 Y Sakharov vs Nezhmetdinov, 1957 (replies)
Once: Hmm, now that's an odd one for a Tuesday. White wins knight for a pawn, leaving an imbalance of 2R, B and one pawn vs 2R and three pawns. All the pawns are isolated and weak. Not as clear-cut as we are used to for this early in the week.
   Nov-19-15 Sveshnikov vs J Stocek, 2000 (replies)
Once: <dfcx: ... 75...c2 76.Bxe6+ Rxe6 77.Rxf8#> Unfortunately, 76...Rxe6+ is a check so white doesn't have time for 77. Rxf8#.
   Nov-16-15 O Aharon vs Z Rahman, 2014 (replies)
Once: It's a back rank mate turned through 90 degrees. It's like that scene in Inception when the hotel turns on its side and people start running up the walls. Or the Matrix. Or the Poseidon Adventure. No? Only me then. The opening brings back not such happy memories from about 30 ...
   Nov-11-15 K Mekhitarian vs R Vera, 2005 (replies)
Once: This is one of those "Do I really have to count?" positions. The basic idea ought to familiar to anyone who has tried (and failed) to use a knight to hold back passed pawns. No matter how vigorously your horsie jumps around those pesky little footsoldiers keep moving forwards. And ...
   Nov-10-15 Ehlvest vs Salov, 1984 (replies)
Once: <offramp: Deep Blue is better then Deep Fritz.> That was a question asked back in 2002 by a user who hasn't been seen since 2003, so my guess is that they aren't around to hear the answer. I would say that the Deep Fritz of 2002 would have been beaten easily by the Deep Blue of ...
   Nov-10-15 A Bullen vs J Fathallah, 2014 (replies)
Once: It's a slightly unusual back rank mate. Usually the idea is to overwhelm an entry point on the back rank. Today, the aim is to infiltrate on a second entry square, having used the first entry square to either exchange off the defending black rook or to block it with the black bishop. ...
   Nov-08-15 E Iturrizaga vs V Papin, 2010 (replies)
Once: Wow - an insane puzzle indeed. I got as far as 20. Qxh7 winning two pawns and an attack for the sacrificed knight. The rest is highly complicated, but we end up asking the usual question of "how much do we need to see?". I doubt if White calculated the attack all the way through to the
   Nov-02-15 D Barua vs Korchnoi, 1982 (replies)
Once: That was fun. After the knight "sacrifice", a cheeky little pawn push (54.e5) and black can't stop both passed pawns. Knights are usually wonderful in crowded middlegames but considerably less good in (some) passed pawn endgames.
   Oct-13-15 O Girya vs A Kashlinskaya, 2014 (replies)
Once: That's what ya get for dissing the Monday puzzle. A tricky Choosday.
   Oct-12-15 M Thesing vs M Geveke, 1982 (replies)
Once: Chocolate bars get smaller as you get older. Jeans and belts shrink. Foreheads get bigger. Music videos and movies get louder, but the conversations around us get harder to hear. Opinions get crankier. Friends and family move further and further away. And chessgames Monday puzzles
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  morfishine: <Once> Yes, <PhonyBenoni> has a point about combining a good pun with a good game. With that said, I want your opinion about a pun I submitted some time ago: "Adnoy Taken Out" for this game: L E Johannessen vs H Adnoy, 2001

As you can see, I've posted twice trying to sell it, with no luck :(

Does it fail because the game is not good enough? Or because most people don't know what an adnoid is?

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  Once: Um ... if I'm being perfectly honest, that's a bit of a stretch. I'm not a medical expert, but I think they are called adenoids, not adnoids. So that's a fair way away from Adnoy.

The game itself? It seemed pretty level until black played 35. Qg7 leaving the c6 pawn en prise. As a general rule, folk don't like games which hang on a single blunder unless there is some other reason for the game to be noteworthy.

That pun may be a long shot, methinks.

But anyway, how are you? We've not "spoken" in a while.

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  morfishine: I like perfect honesty! I'm doing fine, very kind of you to ask! Reading between the lines, you sound like you are doing great...I hope so

I have to say your short stories have been just great lately, gems all the way around. Of course, these have always been superb.

I guess you play games with us when you disappear for a day or two, just long enough for us to realize how spoiled we are, then you return and all the good memories come flooding back

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  Once: Aw, that's kind!

Life is unbelievably hectic at the moment, which means that I don't get as much time for as I used to. There are all sorts of things happening at once (if you'll forgive the pun). New job, writing fiction, that sort of thing.

So it's not playing games - honest! I'm just trying to spread myself between dozens of things that I'm trying to do at the same time.

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  sevenseaman: Hello <Once>. Liked your powerful, well-worded (no wastages)comment in the POTD today.
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  Fusilli: <Once: <Fusilli> Nicely played game! I salute you from over the pond.

Your opponent must have fallen off his chair when he played 29. h4 to "protect" his knight, but you captured it anyway.>

Thank you! He didn't expect the queen sac (should have played Bxf4 but the position is lost anyway) but reacted calmly.

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  Once: <sevenseaman> Good to hear from you again! How have you been?
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  Once: <Fusilli> I ran the game through Fritz who confirms that you were winning comfortably whatever he played. 28...Nf4 was an excellent move - really enjoyed that.
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  Once: <Announcement!>

I'm making my first book "Love, Death and Tea" free on Kindle for the next five days - 17 September to 21 September 2014.

There is no chess in it - sorry! - but a lot of my trademark off the wall humour.

And it's free. Did I mention that?

Follow the link above for Love, Death and Tea.

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  Once: Or get it from here:



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  Once: It's the last day of my free promotion for Love, Death and Tea.

So far I have had 240 downloads of the book, which I think is pretty good.

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  Shams: <Once><[L]ast day of my free promotion for Love, Death and Tea.>

I tried to get in on that action! Alas, UK only. 1776 was a long time ago; can we put an end to the spite at last??

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  Once: <Shams> Sorry!

It was available for free all round the world - but Amazon have this funny thing about only letting you buy it from your own regional version of their website. So people in the States have to use, the UK has to use and so on.

If you had clicked on the second of the links it should have taken you to the .com website where it was free. I had more than 100 downloads from the former colonies, so it should have worked.

But the link I gave in my profile was for only. So, my bad. I'll change the link.

You can buy it from, but I'm afraid the free promotion period is over. You're only allowed one five day free period in every three months.

I am thinking of dropping the price to 99 cents in a couple of weeks time when I bring out my third book.

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  Once: I have two new books out! Details in my profile.
Dec-19-14  alexrawlings: Hi <Once>, just wanted to let you know I really liked your comment on the POTD today. I love how you draw out the salient points using minimal and concise chess move annotations, and your use of diagrams.
Dec-19-14  alexrawlings: Also, I bought your puzzle book on amazon a while back and I love it! As on the website I generally can't get puzzles harder than a Friday difficulty level (maybe 1 in 3 I'll find the right initial move) but love your little stories.

I've recently (5 days ago) had a little girl (my first child!) and I hope I will one day impart my love of the game to her. I will most probably use your book at some point to see if I can stoke the fire in her!


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  Once: Alex

Happy Christmas.

Congratulations on your new arrival! It's a wonderful experience to watch them grow. My boy is now 14 - leaving childhood behind and becoming a man. Those have been 14 magical years. I would not have swapped them for the world.

One thing I have found is that it is very hard to predict how they will develop. My boy knows how to play chess but he has no interest in the game. I tried a few times to interest him but it didn't stick. Science and computers are his thing.

I'm about to start a second chess book which might be more relevant for your girl. I'm aiming it at new players who know the moves but want to win more often. It will also have stories and jokes - a mixture of my serious posts (with diagrams) and my digressions.

I'll send you a copy when it's written.

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  wordfunph: <Once> Merry Christmas!
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  Once: And a Happy Christmas to you too!
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  prn: Hi Will,

I have always enjoyed your comments and stories. I'll be happy to be a beta reader for your new boook. I don't see a way to contact you other than your profile page here, but you can contact me at Paul R Neubauer at gmail dot com (just remove the spaces and replace the obvious symbols)

Apr-13-15  Muztang: Good morning Sir!

A little disappointed to be second to say this, but I've been a fan for a while now, and would love to help out if I can.

My chess level is something around Fridayish. Sometimes I get both patient and lucky during the week-ends, but can't give myself much credit for those unexpected sparks of lucidity.

Using the same idea than the previous post, please drop me a mail at muztang 86 at gmail dot com if I can be one of your beta readers.

Have a beautiful day,

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  Once: That's brilliant, thanks both! And what a clever way of writing an email address without the bots finding it.

I'm a couple of days away from finishing the books. I'll email to you them later this week.

Using your clever method, my email address is will@will-once dot com

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  Once: I am giving away Global Domination for Beginners for absolutely nothing until 8 June. Click on one of the links in my profile or search your local Amazon.

Even if you don't read it, just downloading it adds to my sales figures and helps to publicise the book. And you never know you might like it.

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  al wazir: So far, so good. Katie is a prig and Robbie is a cipher. Lump is the character I care most about. But if they all grew up together, why is he the only one who speaks with a regional accent? (West Midlands is my guess.)
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  Once: Excellent guess! The opening scenes are set in Worksop, Nottinghamshire - the Midlands town where I grew up.

The accent tends to vary according to education and class. The tough sons of miners tended to speak closer to the Yorkshire dialect, but the sons of bank managers generally wanted to head south and speak like Londoners.

I would be fascinated to hear how your thoughts on what happens next!

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