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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
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Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

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Best of Beethoven:


Carlos Gardel:

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else.

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

How the CIA operates (long read):

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   technical draw has kibitzed 17177 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Oct-12-15 technical draw chessforum
technical draw: I'm slowly inching myself towards Alzheimers's. Today I got up took a good shower and headed for the dentist's office. It was closed. She closes on Monday. Today I thought it was Tuesday. Today's event doesn't seem much but if you add all the little pieces you can see a big ...
   Oct-10-15 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
technical draw: (Sorry Mark) It seems we posted at the same time.
   Oct-07-15 FSR chessforum (replies)
technical draw: <chancho> Maybe you didn't fall short. Invoke the top 12 precedent. TD, juris doctor.
   Oct-07-15 Odd Lie (replies)
technical draw: Is it speak like a pirate day again? Well here's one: "Do you see those Navy Seals pointing their rifles at us? Well aaarrrggggh!"
   Sep-29-15 Louis F Stumpers (replies)
technical draw: You like songs? Try this one:
   Sep-25-15 chancho chessforum (replies)
   Sep-25-15 Kenneth Rogoff (replies)
technical draw: <The benefits of circumcision are scientifically marginal (at best):> Jewish circumcision is not done for benefits but for obedience.
   Sep-15-15 TheFocus chessforum (replies)
technical draw: <<TheFocus> got his dance on.> I just lost my lunch.
   Sep-06-15 mistermac chessforum (replies)
   Aug-25-15 Penguincw chessforum (replies)
technical draw: Darn I was going to say penguins attacked by sharks
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  juan31: TD. Por supuesto que estas invitado si asi lo decides al:

<♔ Game Prediction Contest for Sinquefield Cup 2015 ♔> En el forum de Golden Executive

Carlsen, Caruana, Nakamura, Anand, Topalov, So, Grischuk, Giri, Aronian, Vachier-Lagrave.

Seria excelente que te decidieras a participar.

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  WannaBe: <TD> FYI, you are on Team Black (same as moi) for Chessgames Challenge IV (or is it V? Or VI??)
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  technical draw: <WannaBE> As a good ole southern boy I refuse to play if the confederate flag is not on display. Remember Pearl Harbor!
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  technical draw: I worked with the CIA for 3 months. Then they kicked me out for drinking, Taking some electronics tests at lunch time everyone went to the cafeteria, I went to the 7-11 and bought 2 beers. I still got a 90 on the test. They finally got fed up and terminated me. The Somali girl at the hotel was probably CIA. She squealed on me. I didn't stay long enough to get me a number. I think they called me 5 to 7%.
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  mistermac: <TD>, you and <Wannabe> are going to have to dust off your Chess Machines in order to help Team Black survive the White Hors D'oeuvres, (or is that Hoards, or something phonetically related).

We are seriously under-personned.

<TD> the Confederation Flag is on display all over Australia, even though it is not the one you are used to, or used to be used to. However it has the same colours as it, the Stars and Stripes, thr Tricouleur, the Union Jack, the Netherlands flag, the NZ flag, and two of three of those of the Israeli and Canadian flags.

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  technical draw: Good news for Iran:

<A theoretical 100% pure Pu-239 weapon could also be constructed as a gun-type weapon, like the Manhattan Project's proposed Thin Man design. In reality, this is impractical because even "weapons grade" Pu-239 is contaminated with a small amount of Pu-240, which has a strong propensity toward spontaneous fission. Because of this, a reasonably sized gun-type weapon would suffer nuclear reaction (predetonation) before the masses of plutonium would be in a position for a full-fledged explosion to occur>.

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  mistermac: Thanks for your reply, <TD>.

Bronstein was a really great player, and I only wish that the book I had by him had not been burnt in a fire back in 1988, in which I lost a lot of valuable and interesting books on my loves, Math, Chess and the main one, Music.

As you may know, Taimanov was no mean Concert Pianist, you do not have Taimanov to waste on the Computer version of Chess.


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  technical draw: Shana Tova!
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  WannaBe: Who is Shana? Is she friendly? Does she like Wabbits??
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  technical draw: Shana started the group Sha Na Na. She likes grilled wabbits.
Sep-14-15  falso contacto: feliz ao para vos.
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  technical draw: Gracias <falso contacto>.
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  technical draw: Klezmer music. But I think the piano should be an accordion.

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  technical draw: Better yet Izchak Perlman on fiddle.
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  technical draw: <Jun-20-15
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technical draw: Carly Fiorina will be the next president of the US. You read it here first.>

I may have to modify my prediction if Fiorina doesn't get off the abortion horse.

Sep-25-15  Mr. President: <El predicto> Could I win 3rd term if I ran again?
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  technical draw: <Mr. President> thank you for your question. No, sorry but you'll lose a third term. However if you move to Kenya they will make you President for Life.
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  chancho: <TD> Gracias.
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  technical draw: It took me 43 years but I finally found the name and history of a Marine Corp. Major who served with me in the same Jusmag compound in Bangkok Thailand in 1972. We didn't work together because he was a marine and I was army; also he was an officer and I was enlisted. But I would pass by him every morning and saluted with a good morning sir.

At that time I didn't know about his history in the Khe Sanh siege. His life ended tragically in a hotel fire with his wife and daughter. Also coincidentally I was at the hotel restaurant that night.

Here is his amazing story. RIP Major Harry Baig. I salute you.

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  technical draw: Thanks <chancho>. That's my number one Vietnam song.
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  WannaBe: And it's 1, 2, 3, what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, cause I don't give a dam.
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  technical draw: Congratulations to Eddie Grossman the Bar Mitzvah boy!

(see I said I would write it.)

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  technical draw: Sunday, October 11th. 9am , hallucinations start.
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  technical draw: I'm slowly inching myself towards Alzheimers's. Today I got up took a good shower and headed for the dentist's office. It was closed. She closes on Monday. Today I thought it was Tuesday. Today's event doesn't seem much but if you add all the little pieces you can see a big picture. I'm starting to worry. I'll read up all I can on AZ then see the corresponding specialist. Thanks.
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