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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
Real Name: Classified
Whereabouts: Classified
Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Favorite word on a forum:
VolkStacheWagenBierFarfeigNeuggon.

Best of Beethoven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M...

Tchaikovsky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMV...

Carlos Gardel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tG...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfL...

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else. https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net...

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasz...

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess games.com who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

How the CIA operates (long read):

http://canadafreepress.com/2006/tho...

If you're giving away money e-mail me at goodchessactor(at)gmail.com

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   technical draw has kibitzed 17344 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jul-25-16 technical draw chessforum
 
technical draw: ''Abandon any hope: Without a major cultural revolution and shock, Europe is lost, Islamists will win! And as it goes along, we will cede more and more of our freedom and civilization to the Grand Jihad. ' Guillo Meotti
 
   Jul-23-16 Odd Lie
 
technical draw: I have taken and failed the Mensa test 300 times. They are tired of seeing my face in the testing center so they decided to make me a member. However not a regular member, my title is Member Honoris Causa, Which means I'm smarter than all you dummies that post here. Hahaha! ...
 
   Jul-22-16 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
technical draw: Sorry <WannaBe> I made a mistake, Last line should read "Yo NO estaba ahí".
 
   Jul-20-16 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <Wannabe> When using Einstein in a sarcastic way don't say Albert Einstein. Do you understand me Einstein?
 
   Jun-27-16 Capablanca Memorial (Elite) (2016)
 
technical draw: Here's Ivan Drawparinov!
 
   Jun-27-16 User not found chessforum (replies)
 
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   May-12-16 World Championship Candidates (2016) (replies)
 
technical draw: A new name: Drawnish Giri.
 
   May-07-16 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: The short ranking board on the main page is not the same as the longer one.
 
   Apr-19-16 A Giri vs Eljanov, 2016 (replies)
 
technical draw: Eljanov has a 2765 ELO but he played like a patzer. Losing the exchange in a simple tactical move then trapping his own rook. But he'll probably beat me anyway.
 
   Apr-09-16 Big Pawn chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Well, well, all my friends here in friendly debate. And in the words of that great, albeit puffy faced philosopher Rodney King, can we get along, can we get along?
 
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To Live and Die in Jerusalem

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Apr-05-16
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  technical draw: With my newly acquired $500 I will now redraw the mother of all gerrymandered congressional districts, Chicago's 4th:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerry...

Apr-06-16  Deus Ex Alekhina: In exchange for my helpful advice (see my two previous posts in this forum), I will humbly accept a 10% gratuity of the $500. You're welcome.
Apr-06-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Sorry <Deus>. Strangely your 10% is still stuck in the machine.
Apr-22-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: The greatest stand-up comic ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdP...

Apr-27-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <Jun-20-15
Kibitzer's Café
technical draw: Carly Fiorina will be the next president of the US. You read it here first.>

I meant to say vice-president.

Apr-28-16  Mr. President: I don't need a bleeding VP!
Apr-28-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Sorry, Mr. President, but I have to underwrite you so everyone will know about my psychic abilities.
Apr-28-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  diceman: <Mr. President:
I don't need a bleeding VP!>

That explains Joe Biden.

Apr-29-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <If a winning Presidential candidate dies or becomes incapacitated between the counting of electoral votes in Congress and the inauguration, the Vice President elect will become President, according to Section 3 of the 20th Amendment.>

A weird second chance for my prediction. (of course Cruz will have to beat Trump then Clinton but that's not farfetched )

May-13-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: If I found a magic lamp and the genie would grant me just one wish I would wish for world peace. Sure, and the moon is made out of green cheese.
May-27-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Last night I got sleepy early. My curtains were drawn. Maybe next month I'll buy real ones.
May-27-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: Feelin' better? You were gone for 2 weeks... Maybe you a trip (vacation)?
May-27-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Thanks <WannaBe>. No, nothing wrong, just a little laziness.
Jun-01-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Language is sound. Sound is frequency. Men and women speak in different frequencies. So how the heck do they understand each other? Ooops, sorry, they don't.
Jun-24-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Brexit wins. TD sets odds for next countries to leave: Spain 6 to 5, Italy 7 to 5, Germany 2 to 1. Place your bets!
Jun-25-16  falso contacto: Argentina?
Jun-27-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <falso contacto> Lo siento por Argentina. Pensé que iban a ganar. Ahora un jugador esta Messi in action!
Jun-27-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: La cancion que describe la derrota de Inglaterra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0l...

Jul-13-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  diceman: <technical draw: In a list of anxiety symptoms I found: Fear of Impending Doom.>

Existing gives me more anxiety vs. impending.

Jul-14-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <diceman>. Let me clarify the difference. If you're in your house and are afraid to leave it because you fear a grand piano falling on your head that's fear of impending doom.

If you are walking down the street and look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head that's existing doom. Got it?

In both cases the pianos are Steinway baby grands.

Jul-14-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  diceman: <technical draw: <diceman>.

a grand piano>

Hey, diceman got class,
diceman don't dirty his hands on no $1000 pianna.
He plays classy stuff, like that Chinese song, "Chopsticks."

(though I did once buy a used
electric keyboard, for a middle C-note)

diceman even has his very own candle opera!

<If you are walking down the street and look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head>

I was thinking of something simpler,
like waking up in the morning, in 2016.

<look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head>

<the pianos are Steinway>

...wasn't that a Led Zeppelin song?
"and she's buying a Steinway to heaven."

Jul-16-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <technical draw: In a list of anxiety symptoms I found: Fear of Impending Doom. Thank you, thank you. That is MY contribution to psychiatry. I had never heard it used until I coined it about 10 years ago.>

That's true. It now appears on DSM-V

Jul-18-16  falso contacto: Magnus beats So with a page of TD's openings book. Not so bad.
Jul-19-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: This is the game <falso contacto> is talking about:

Carlsen vs W So, 2016

It's listed as a Berlin but it's really a Ruy Lopez Exchange.

Jul-25-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: ''Abandon any hope: Without a major cultural revolution and shock, Europe is lost, Islamists will win! And as it goes along, we will cede more and more of our freedom and civilization to the Grand Jihad. '

Guillo Meotti

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