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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
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Whereabouts: Classified
Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row.

American Jews keep the WORLD laughing.. it's a GOD given gift. the Greco-Romans called it 'The Humours' a gift from the gods.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Best of Beethoven:


TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else.

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

How the CIA operates (long read):

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   technical draw has kibitzed 16958 times to chessgames   [more...]
   May-28-15 Odd Lie (replies)
technical draw: You guys are confusing history. Troy is a city in New York and achilles is part of your foot. Get your facts straight.
   May-28-15 technical draw chessforum
technical draw: I have what I call payday activities: 1. Get paid 2, Payback money borrowed last month. 3. Borrow money for this month. 4. Repeat next month.
   May-25-15 chancho chessforum
   May-24-15 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
technical draw: What a strange way for a famous Nobel Laureate to die:
   May-18-15 jessicafischerqueen chessforum (replies)
technical draw: Fabian was a product of the recording companies search for a "great white hope" to oppose so called colored music.
   May-13-15 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
technical draw: Why was < Deus> on my ignore list? You really have to be a bad dude to get on that list. Maybe it was a temporary thing. Anyway I really don't know where the loins are. Also I don't know where the groin is. When somebody in baseball said he got hit in the groin he grabs
   May-02-15 Valery Atlas
technical draw: <Absentee>. You can call me Mr. Draw. But don't call me Mr.T cause you might get your lights punched out by the real Mr.T.
   Apr-26-15 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
technical draw: I'm quitting chessbookie and taking up the banjo.
   Apr-22-15 Phony Benoni chessforum (replies)
technical draw: Career earnings first place Alex Rodriguez: $353,416,252 Second place Derek Jeter is $100,000,000 less, poor guy.
   Apr-19-15 FSR chessforum (replies)
technical draw: I achieved a Morphy number 4 at age 22 via Morphy number 3 Miguel Najdorf.
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  technical draw: Muchas gracias <,juan31>. Igual para ti y tu familia.
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  technical draw: Thursday I have a chance to win $950,000. If I win I'll share it with all my friends here. Too bad I don't have any.
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  WannaBe: Is that the Microsoft online lotto or the Southern Upper Volta online lotto?
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  technical draw: No on-line lotteries for me <WannaBe>. I have my grubby little hands on the winning tickets.
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  WannaBe: Oh, excellent, once you win & collect the prize, would you be interested in the on-line Lotto?

I got some tickets to sell ya.

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  technical draw: Sorry <WannaBe> I have a Nigerian Prince who's going to make me rich.
May-20-15  Deus Ex Alekhina: If TD would win the funniest kibitzer 10 years in a row, then CG would re-name it the "technical draw funniest kibitzer award". And, oh yes, there is the $10,000 honorarium that goes with it! Too bad that timetable stands in the way.
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  technical draw: And if <Deus> is still around in 2 years, scientists will name an OCD after him.
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  technical draw: Of I don't win the $950,000 first prize I can always win second prize: A set of steak knives.
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  technical draw: For those who don't know it reference to TD's "prophesies" is nothing more than an interpretation of 2 Kings 20:6. I have said before I am not a claiming knowledge of end day events. This is just a side note in all the vast writings on biblical prophesy.

What will happen in 2015? Don't ask me, I don't know.

May-24-15  falso contacto: Nah, todavía tenemos que tirar un rato más.
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  technical draw: The only thing that doesn't remind me that I'm 66:

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  technical draw: Why just yesterday 2 girls said I have the most beautiful hair in the world. Of course they were my mother and my sister but they still count as girls, right?
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  chancho: <TD> Cuando lei tu pregunta me dio un sentido de déjà vu> <Shams> me habia preguntado lo mismo.

Usando el search kibitz encontre esto:


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Golden Executive: Hi <Shams>, in this case:

"capaz si chocas, es una excusa" = "perhaps if you crash your car, it is an excuse">

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  technical draw: Gracias, <chancho>. A la verdad nunca había oído ese refrán.
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  technical draw: Well, I'm officially the uncle nobody wants to invite to a party. Why? Because I always do my standup and the younger generation is like, huh? What is he talking about? I talk about hippies, the Vietnam war, the Beatles and the kids are like looking at each other wondering what I'm rambling about.

So I have to update my routine and talk about, ugh, The Kardashians or something equally horrible. Is Madonna still viable?

May-27-15  N0B0DY: wants to invite you to his birthday party.

You are cordially invited to help me over my birthday depression because you are older than me.


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  chancho: <Alejandro García Padilla ha sido el gobernante que más pecados capitales ha cometido en un plazo de 100 días en que lleva ejerciendo el cargo de gobernador de este país.

Si usted junta a todos los ex gobernadores que hemos tenido en diferentes administraciones, este le gana por la clásica milla por todos los tropiezos y desaciertos cometidos durante tan solo un poco más de unos 100 días en su forma peculiar de gobernar a este país.

Dicen que no hay peor ciego que aquel que no quiere ver... Alejandro Garcia Padilla, se las pasa cacareando todo el santo día que el desempleo ésta bajando, el crimen va en picada y nuestra economía va despuntando a otro nivel.

Si Pepe…siéntate a esperar.>

Tenemos que sacar a ese pendejo de la fortaleza!!

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  technical draw: Nobody knows the troubles I've seen. Nobody knows but NOBODY. שלום שׁוּם אָדָם
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  technical draw: <chancho> Hay que esperar hasta el 2016. Y creo que el hijo de Rosello sera el candidato del PNP.
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  chancho: <TD> Ricky por lo menos tiene a su papi para aconsejarle, pero si Pierluisi entra, lo mas probable que vote por el.

Un perro realengo es mejor opcion que Garcia Padilla.

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  technical draw: <chancho> Ya hay pagina de Pierluisi gpbernador:

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  technical draw: Keeping a list is how you can get things done.

Things to do today:

1. Nothing
2. Sleep

No problem now that I have a list.

May-28-15  TheFocus: Wow, you have your priorities in such great order.

Do you have a budget for your money?

Here is my budget:

1. Give half to wife.
2. Give other half to girlfriend.
3. Borrow money from brother to afford lunch this week. He knows he won't get it back. (Heck, I got this budget from him.)

Repeat this for every paycheck until death.

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  technical draw: I have what I call payday activities:

1. Get paid
2, Payback money borrowed last month.
3. Borrow money for this month.
4. Repeat next month.

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