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|May-13-16|| ||technical draw: If I found a magic lamp and the genie would grant me just one wish I would wish for world peace. Sure, and the moon is made out of green cheese.|
|May-27-16|| ||technical draw: Last night I got sleepy early. My curtains were drawn. Maybe next month I'll buy real ones.|
|May-27-16|| ||WannaBe: Feelin' better? You were gone for 2 weeks... Maybe you a trip (vacation)?|
|May-27-16|| ||technical draw: Thanks <WannaBe>. No, nothing wrong, just a little laziness.|
|Jun-01-16|| ||technical draw: Language is sound. Sound is frequency. Men and women speak in different frequencies. So how the heck do they understand each other? Ooops, sorry, they don't.|
|Jun-24-16|| ||technical draw: Brexit wins. TD sets odds for next countries to leave: Spain 6 to 5, Italy 7 to 5, Germany 2 to 1. Place your bets!|
|Jun-25-16|| ||falso contacto: Argentina?|
|Jun-27-16|| ||technical draw: <falso contacto> Lo siento por Argentina. Pensé que iban a ganar. Ahora un jugador esta Messi in action!|
|Jun-27-16|| ||chancho: La cancion que describe la derrota de Inglaterra:
|Jul-13-16|| ||diceman: <technical draw: In a list of anxiety symptoms I found: Fear of Impending Doom.>|
Existing gives me more anxiety vs. impending.
|Jul-14-16|| ||technical draw: <diceman>. Let me clarify the difference. If you're in your house and are afraid to leave it because you fear a grand piano falling on your head that's fear of impending doom.|
If you are walking down the street and look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head that's existing doom. Got it?
In both cases the pianos are Steinway baby grands.
|Jul-14-16|| ||diceman: <technical draw: <diceman>.|
a grand piano>
Hey, diceman got class,
diceman don't dirty his hands on no $1000 pianna.
He plays classy stuff, like that Chinese song, "Chopsticks."
(though I did once buy a used
electric keyboard, for a middle C-note)
diceman even has his very own candle opera!
<If you are walking down the street and look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head>
I was thinking of something simpler,
like waking up in the morning, in 2016.
<look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head>
<the pianos are Steinway>
...wasn't that a Led Zeppelin song?
"and she's buying a Steinway to heaven."
|Jul-16-16|| ||technical draw: <technical draw: In a list of anxiety symptoms I found: Fear of Impending Doom.
Thank you, thank you. That is MY contribution to psychiatry. I had never heard it used until I coined it about 10 years ago.>|
That's true. It now appears on DSM-V
|Jul-18-16|| ||falso contacto: Magnus beats So with a page of TD's openings book. Not so bad.|
|Jul-19-16|| ||technical draw: This is the game <falso contacto> is talking about:|
Carlsen vs W So, 2016
It's listed as a Berlin but it's really a Ruy Lopez Exchange.
|Jul-25-16|| ||technical draw: ''Abandon any hope: Without a major cultural revolution and shock, Europe is lost, Islamists will win! And as it goes along, we will cede more and more of our freedom and civilization to the Grand Jihad. '|
|Jul-26-16|| ||Party Animal: TD, that sounds like the beginning of the Apocalypse. It has been said that the Anti-Christ will come from Europe.|
|Jul-26-16|| ||technical draw: <Party Animal> Yes, a lot of biblical interpretation points to that. However I'm steering clear of the subject having been hammered by my 2015 comments.|
|Jul-27-16|| ||technical draw: I went to a friends house in Bangkok once. We had some beers and I had to go to the bathroom. He told me where in was and when went in I got a tremendous surprise. He had a Shank Urinal!.. I had never seen a urinal in a house before but I started thinking, why not? How come there are no urinals in private homes? It seems like a convenience and a money saver too. All hail the Shank urinal!|
|Jul-27-16|| ||Party Animal: Yo TD, probably because going number two in those doesn't work out so well. ; P|
|Jul-27-16|| ||technical draw: <Party Animal> Here's the set-up: Sink, Urinal, Toilet and Shower. Maybe the house used to be a bar.|
|Aug-22-16|| ||technical draw: Next Olympics I'll be 71 years old. I'll try out for the 400 meter sprint. The pistol shot is at 8:00 am. Anyone who finishes before noon gets a medal.|
|Aug-22-16|| ||Keyser Soze: Hey Nice forum's name. Pero usted non quieres saber lo que significa "Pica power" en portugués. Jejeje|
|Aug-23-16|| ||technical draw: Hi, <Keyser>. No lo se, pero me lo imagino!|
|Aug-23-16|| ||technical draw: Want to know what "Pica Power" is? Check this out;
Warning!: Older gents have your heart medicine handy:
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