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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
Real Name: Classified
Whereabouts: Classified
Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Best of Beethoven:


Carlos Gardel:

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else.

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

How the CIA operates (long read):

If you're giving away money e-mail me at goodchessactor(at)

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   technical draw has kibitzed 17119 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Aug-29-15 Odd Lie (replies)
technical draw: The first (and last) time I went skiing I broke a leg. Lucky it wan't mine.
   Aug-25-15 Penguincw chessforum (replies)
technical draw: Darn I was going to say penguins attacked by sharks
   Aug-24-15 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
technical draw: You say you don't like the Tango? You will after you see this:
   Aug-22-15 technical draw chessforum (replies)
technical draw: I worked with the CIA for 3 months. Then they kicked me out for drinking, Taking some electronics tests at lunch time everyone went to the cafeteria, I went to the 7-11 and bought 2 beers. I still got a 90 on the test. They finally got fed up and terminated me. The Somali ...
   Aug-15-15 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
technical draw: (WinKing) It's happened before. The guy above you just loses more.
   Aug-14-15 chessforum (replies)
technical draw: Nice try <offramp>.
   Aug-11-15 CG Librarian chessforum (replies)
technical draw: Yes but the post was vulnerable.
   Aug-09-15 O Lie vs J Svenneby, 1985
technical draw: Of course, he was Svenneby years old.
   Aug-09-15 chancho chessforum (replies)
   Aug-08-15 juan31 chessforum (replies)
technical draw: <juan> Disfrute de Carlos Gardel:
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  technical draw: <Deus> Right. It is just a guess.
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  WannaBe: Please allow me to introduce my latest future ex-wife, Victoria Lambourn:

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  technical draw: Ho;y mackerel there <WannaBe>! But does she have to actually sing? I'll pay just to see her standing there. She is the Lamborghini of sopranos.
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I can't compete with your last "future ex-wife" post, but I will offer this one, and the size of the conductor's baton is just lovely.

The build-up and climax is amazing, one of the best Bolero that I have ever.

Okay, I'll move along now.

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  technical draw: A strange thing happened yesterday. I was collecting mangos from my 2 trees and giving them away to neighbors. I must have given away about 1,000 mangos when one female neighbor that I had never met gave me her phone number!

TD still has the power!. Of course I won't call her because I take my marriage vows seriously and I have been faithful to my wife for 31 years. But it's nice to know I'm still the most interesting man in the world.

Aug-02-15  technical win: Don't make her feel uncomfortable and dial her number now, <555-XXX-CHAT>.
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  technical draw: <TW> I just told my wife about it. I'm going to milk this situation dry.
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  juan31: TD estas invitado a participar en mi forum y si se puede escribas una de tus bromas.
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  technical draw: Gracias, <juan31>, ya estaré pasando.
Aug-07-15  falso contacto: A cuanto equivalen mil mangos?
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  juan31: Gracias TD por tu post, de verdad siempre reir para mi es un gran regalo,......., aunque en este caso los precios de tu repertorio sean para mi economia un poco altos, por favor oprime ----> # <----- el signo señalado entre las flechas y automaticamente se abonara a tu cuenta bancaria 10.25 €. Gracias
Aug-09-15  falso contacto: A diez gambas, o a una luca obviamente.
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  juan31: TD tu recomendación de Gardel curiosamente viene despues de unos dias de haber visitado el pais de donde se baila el tango, y dejame decirte que me toco ver cantantes en la calle que traian ese ritmo en la sangre.
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  technical draw: More success. I went to the pharmacy and when I paid the clerk she said, "You look like Einstein!" All right! That's what I wanted to hear. Next stop, Oslo.
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  Gregor Samsa Mendel: <td>--Einstein actually spent the last years of his life in Princeton, New Jersey.
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  technical draw: Thanks, <Gregor>. I mentioned Oslo because that's where they will give me my Nobel.
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  technical draw: Another person said I look like Einstein. So I'm on my way to Oslo for the Nobel prize for Einstein look-alikes. Never heard of the Einstein look alike Nobel? That's because I just made it up.
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  technical draw: There are only two people in the world smarter than Einstein. I wonder who the other guy is?
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  Gregor Samsa Mendel: <td>--Only the Nobel Peace Prize is awarded on Oslo; the other Nobel Prizes (like the ones that were awarded to Einstein) are given in Stockholm. So your campaign to have everyone send you $20 is to further the cause of world peace?
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  technical draw: <Gregor> Thanks. Now I know why the people of Oslo were laughing saying, "Why is that Einstein doing here. He should be in Stockholm. What a jerk! Niels Bohr probably instigated it to make me look like a fool. Quantum schuamtum. Relativity rules!
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  juan31: TD. Por supuesto que estas invitado si asi lo decides al:

<♔ Game Prediction Contest for Sinquefield Cup 2015 ♔> En el forum de Golden Executive

Carlsen, Caruana, Nakamura, Anand, Topalov, So, Grischuk, Giri, Aronian, Vachier-Lagrave.

Seria excelente que te decidieras a participar.

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  WannaBe: <TD> FYI, you are on Team Black (same as moi) for Chessgames Challenge IV (or is it V? Or VI??)
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  technical draw: <WannaBE> As a good ole southern boy I refuse to play if the confederate flag is not on display. Remember Pearl Harbor!
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  technical draw: I worked with the CIA for 3 months. Then they kicked me out for drinking, Taking some electronics tests at lunch time everyone went to the cafeteria, I went to the 7-11 and bought 2 beers. I still got a 90 on the test. They finally got fed up and terminated me. The Somali girl at the hotel was probably CIA. She squealed on me. I didn't stay long enough to get me a number. I think they called me 5 to 7%.
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  mistermac: <TD>, you and <Wannabe> are going to have to dust off your Chess Machines in order to help Team Black survive the White Hors D'oeuvres, (or is that Hoards, or something phonetically related).

We are seriously under-personned.

<TD> the Confederation Flag is on display all over Australia, even though it is not the one you are used to, or used to be used to. However it has the same colours as it, the Stars and Stripes, thr Tricouleur, the Union Jack, the Netherlands flag, the NZ flag, and two of three of those of the Israeli and Canadian flags.

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