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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
Real Name: Classified
Whereabouts: Classified
Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row.

American Jews keep the WORLD laughing.. it's a GOD given gift. the Greco-Romans called it 'The Humours' a gift from the gods.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Best of Beethoven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M...

Tchaikovsky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMV...

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else. https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net...

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasz...

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess games.com who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

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   technical draw has kibitzed 16664 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Mar-02-15 Odd Lie (replies)
 
technical draw: I stop posting and the conversation turns to rot. Isn't Mars called the rot planet?
 
   Mar-02-15 technical draw chessforum
 
technical draw: Very good <Shams>. I'll peel a bit off of it and steal it.
 
   Feb-28-15 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
technical draw: <OBIT>< Disco meets Bad Beatles Covers > It wasn't too bad.. If anyone says that the Beatles are not the greatest band with the greatest output of hit songs then they are not from this planet.
 
   Feb-28-15 chancho chessforum
 
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   Feb-25-15 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <WannaBe> I can send you a map of the best bridges you can sleep under if you want cheap accommodations.
 
   Feb-22-15 Phony Benoni chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: I heard the Pope is quitting his job to become an American League umpire. He will be known as the Holy Roman Umpire. hahahahaha!
 
   Feb-21-15 Narciso Rabell-Mendez
 
technical draw: I knew him but was unaware of his death. A great guy and an excellent tournament organizer. I watched the Spassky/Byrne match and I saw him nervously moving from place to place making sure everything was working well. There were no hitches in the match won by Spassky. RIP ...
 
   Feb-21-15 Sander Kukk
 
technical draw: He's a pretty good player for a Kukk.
 
   Feb-10-15 Gun Sumer
 
technical draw: Gun Sumer produces the winter of our discontent.
 
   Feb-09-15 Dennis Wagner (replies)
 
technical draw: A strong player indeed.
 
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The curse of the declined draw

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Feb-25-15
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  technical draw: <WannaBe> LMM is the main airport. The Condado is the main tourist destination with the big hotels. Casinos, nightclubs etc. Take day tours from the hotel if you don't rent a car. Also visit and walk around Old San Juan, go to El Morro (long walk). Don't tell anyone you know me.
Feb-25-15
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  WannaBe: <technical draw> Great, cool. I'll drop your name everywhere I go.

What about the other 4 days? I also read that one should be careful at night/dusk, as PR have higher crime rates.

Where would you send someone who is history buff and like to see some of the old sites?

Feb-25-15
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  technical draw: There are plenty of tourists information booths in the hotels and some kiosks in strategic places with maps and all kinds of neat stuff.
Feb-26-15  positionalgenius: <wannabe> I drop TD's name whenever I travel abroad. It usually works wonders.
Feb-26-15
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  technical draw: Hello <positionalgenious> Haven't heard from you in a long time.. It's $20 for use of my name for favors abroad you know. So you owe me.

But today is my birthday so all debts are forgiven. I hit the big six-six today. People don't know I'm an old man, probably because of my avatar. But I've been around, been there, and done that. Maybe one day I'll right a book if I can find a ghost. Cheers!

Feb-26-15
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  wordfunph: <technical draw> Happy Birthday!
Feb-26-15
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  chancho: Feliz Cumpleaños, <TD>!
Feb-26-15
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  technical draw: Thanks, <wordfunph>, <chancho>.
Feb-26-15
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  moronovich: Happy Birthday !
Feb-26-15
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  technical draw: Thanks, <moronovich>.
Feb-26-15
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  WannaBe: Happy Boith-Day, big 6-6, aye?
Feb-26-15
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  technical draw: <Thanks, WannaBe>. It's the big 6-6 but at least it's not the big 666!
Feb-27-15
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  technical draw: Lest anyone be mistaken I am not setting dates for apocalyptic events. That's not possible:

"However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows. "Mathew 24:36."

Also: "He said to them, “It is not for you to know times or seasons that the Father has fixed by his own authority. ...
Acts 1:7

But: "But the end of all things is drawn nigh: be sober therefore, and be watchful " 1 Peter 4:7

I am just giving my interpretation of certain Bible passages. I do not set dates.

Feb-27-15  TheFocus: Happy Birthday <TD>!!

Sorry the greeting is late, but I don't pass through these dire straights too often.

Feb-27-15
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  technical draw: Thank you <Focus>. I hope all things work out well for you.
Feb-27-15  TheFocus: They are. Health issues right now keep me off-line a lot, but the spirit is still there.
Feb-27-15  TheFocus: I think that should have been dire straits.
Feb-27-15
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  technical draw: One of those strange birthday coincidences. My granddaughter and I have the same birthday.
Feb-27-15
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  WannaBe: She's also big 6-6, too?????
Feb-27-15
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  technical draw: < She's also big 6-6, too?????>

Sorry, just the month and day. She is 26.

Feb-28-15
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  technical draw: "Most importantly, I want to remind you that in the last days scoffers will come, mocking the truth and following their own desires."   2 Peter 3:3.
Mar-01-15
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  technical draw: <No, a true Jew is one whose heart is right with God. And true circumcision is not merely obeying the letter of the law; rather, it is a change of heart produced by God's Spirit. And a person with a changed heart seeks praise from God, not from people.> Romans 2:29
Mar-01-15
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  technical draw: I do not put atheists on ignore. A member can disagree with me on Biblical interpretations and that's fine with me. He/she can also be an atheist and I have no problem debating certain Biblical passages. But I do put on ignore blasphemers. An internet rendering of garments if you may. A true atheist is not obsessed with God. A blasphemer is a believer who is an enemy of God.

I guess I won't win funniest kibitzer this year. But we are living perilous times. Pay attention To PM Netanyahu's speech to congress. If Iran can become a nuclear power then the whole middle east will be in danger. Don't take my words lightly. I have been a member for 11 years and some know that I am ex-CIA. I did recruiting and Spanish language translations. I still have skills to see the writing on the wall. 2015 will be a terrible year.

Mar-02-15
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  Shams: <td> Orange you gonna ask me my favorite move of this game?

R Naranja vs S Schweber, 1960

Mar-02-15
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  technical draw: Very good <Shams>. I'll peel a bit off of it and steal it.
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