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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
Real Name: Classified
Whereabouts: Classified
Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Favorite word on a forum:
VolkStacheWagenBierFarfeigNeuggon.

Best of Beethoven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M...

Tchaikovsky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMV...

Carlos Gardel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tG...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfL...

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else. https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net...

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasz...

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess games.com who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

How the CIA operates (long read):

http://canadafreepress.com/2006/tho...

If you're giving away money e-mail me at goodchessactor(at)gmail.com

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   technical draw has kibitzed 17370 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Aug-24-16 TheFocus chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <<Sleeps> has two "e"s in it. Right?> Yep. I new you would find it!
 
   Aug-23-16 Odd Lie (replies)
 
technical draw: Speaking of the devil: <John Hopkins University Medical School professor of psychiatrics Paul McHugh> Strange word "psychiatrics".
 
   Aug-23-16 technical draw chessforum
 
technical draw: Want to know what "Pica Power" is? Check this out; Warning!: Older gents have your heart medicine handy: http://www.cnnpuertoricopr.com/wp-c...
 
   Aug-17-16 Baadur Jobava
 
technical draw: His pic reminds me of Edward Scissorhands for some reason.
 
   Aug-17-16 Farrukh Amonatov
 
technical draw: <sonia91. You're right. Lots of big names below him.
 
   Aug-12-16 Svidler vs W So, 2016 (replies)
 
technical draw: Svidler on the roof has been used so much that one user threatened to throw himself into the canal if he sees it again.
 
   Aug-10-16 Phony Benoni chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: The greatest major league record is Fernando Tatis' two grand slams in one inning (also a record 8 RBI's in one inning). But the funny thing and (probably) unknown is that he came up in the next inning with the bases loaded again! But this time no home run. I really think ...
 
   Aug-08-16 perfidious chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <Boomie> Pocket 3's with Q83 showing has only moderate chances of winning. After 2 raises I'll assume my opponent has pocket Q's. and fold. I know it's hard hard to fold with any pair but you have to play the odds.
 
   Aug-01-16 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
technical draw: People are going crazy around my street looking for a Pokemon. Seems like they're mostly young women. Crazy world we live in Master Jack.
 
   Jul-31-16 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <zanzibar><Why are there so many off-topic posts remaining on Fogarty, whereas so many minor off-topic posts have been deleted on G Key?> You're right. My single contribution to the Fogarty page is 10 years old!
 
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Pica Power!

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May-13-16
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  technical draw: If I found a magic lamp and the genie would grant me just one wish I would wish for world peace. Sure, and the moon is made out of green cheese.
May-27-16
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  technical draw: Last night I got sleepy early. My curtains were drawn. Maybe next month I'll buy real ones.
May-27-16
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  WannaBe: Feelin' better? You were gone for 2 weeks... Maybe you a trip (vacation)?
May-27-16
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  technical draw: Thanks <WannaBe>. No, nothing wrong, just a little laziness.
Jun-01-16
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  technical draw: Language is sound. Sound is frequency. Men and women speak in different frequencies. So how the heck do they understand each other? Ooops, sorry, they don't.
Jun-24-16
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  technical draw: Brexit wins. TD sets odds for next countries to leave: Spain 6 to 5, Italy 7 to 5, Germany 2 to 1. Place your bets!
Jun-25-16  falso contacto: Argentina?
Jun-27-16
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  technical draw: <falso contacto> Lo siento por Argentina. Pensé que iban a ganar. Ahora un jugador esta Messi in action!
Jun-27-16
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  chancho: La cancion que describe la derrota de Inglaterra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0l...

Jul-13-16
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  diceman: <technical draw: In a list of anxiety symptoms I found: Fear of Impending Doom.>

Existing gives me more anxiety vs. impending.

Jul-14-16
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  technical draw: <diceman>. Let me clarify the difference. If you're in your house and are afraid to leave it because you fear a grand piano falling on your head that's fear of impending doom.

If you are walking down the street and look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head that's existing doom. Got it?

In both cases the pianos are Steinway baby grands.

Jul-14-16
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  diceman: <technical draw: <diceman>.

a grand piano>

Hey, diceman got class,
diceman don't dirty his hands on no $1000 pianna.
He plays classy stuff, like that Chinese song, "Chopsticks."

(though I did once buy a used
electric keyboard, for a middle C-note)

diceman even has his very own candle opera!

<If you are walking down the street and look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head>

I was thinking of something simpler,
like waking up in the morning, in 2016.

<look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head>

<the pianos are Steinway>

...wasn't that a Led Zeppelin song?
"and she's buying a Steinway to heaven."

Jul-16-16
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  technical draw: <technical draw: In a list of anxiety symptoms I found: Fear of Impending Doom. Thank you, thank you. That is MY contribution to psychiatry. I had never heard it used until I coined it about 10 years ago.>

That's true. It now appears on DSM-V

Jul-18-16  falso contacto: Magnus beats So with a page of TD's openings book. Not so bad.
Jul-19-16
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  technical draw: This is the game <falso contacto> is talking about:

Carlsen vs W So, 2016

It's listed as a Berlin but it's really a Ruy Lopez Exchange.

Jul-25-16
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  technical draw: ''Abandon any hope: Without a major cultural revolution and shock, Europe is lost, Islamists will win! And as it goes along, we will cede more and more of our freedom and civilization to the Grand Jihad. '

Guillo Meotti

Jul-26-16
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  Party Animal: TD, that sounds like the beginning of the Apocalypse. It has been said that the Anti-Christ will come from Europe.
Jul-26-16
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  technical draw: <Party Animal> Yes, a lot of biblical interpretation points to that. However I'm steering clear of the subject having been hammered by my 2015 comments.
Jul-27-16
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  technical draw: I went to a friends house in Bangkok once. We had some beers and I had to go to the bathroom. He told me where in was and when went in I got a tremendous surprise. He had a Shank Urinal!.. I had never seen a urinal in a house before but I started thinking, why not? How come there are no urinals in private homes? It seems like a convenience and a money saver too. All hail the Shank urinal!
Jul-27-16
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  Party Animal: Yo TD, probably because going number two in those doesn't work out so well. ; P
Jul-27-16
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  technical draw: <Party Animal> Here's the set-up: Sink, Urinal, Toilet and Shower. Maybe the house used to be a bar.
Aug-22-16
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  technical draw: Next Olympics I'll be 71 years old. I'll try out for the 400 meter sprint. The pistol shot is at 8:00 am. Anyone who finishes before noon gets a medal.
Aug-22-16
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  Keyser Soze: Hey Nice forum's name. Pero usted non quieres saber lo que significa "Pica power" en portugués. Jejeje
Aug-23-16
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  technical draw: Hi, <Keyser>. No lo se, pero me lo imagino!
Aug-23-16
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  technical draw: Want to know what "Pica Power" is? Check this out;

Warning!: Older gents have your heart medicine handy:

http://www.cnnpuertoricopr.com/wp-c...

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