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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
Real Name: Classified
Whereabouts: Classified
Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Favorite word on a forum:
VolkStacheWagenBierFarfeigNeuggon.

Best of Beethoven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M...

Tchaikovsky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMV...

Carlos Gardel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tG...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfL...

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else. https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net...

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasz...

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess games.com who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

How the CIA operates (long read):

http://canadafreepress.com/2006/tho...

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   technical draw has kibitzed 17246 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Feb-07-16 Odd Lie
 
technical draw: <TheFocus> Yes! In honor of the upcoming birthday of the great Abraham Lincoln.
 
   Jan-30-16 technical draw chessforum
 
technical draw: Thanks for visiting <centralfiles>. I have no relation to Shloime Daskal. He is a Hasidic singer with a great voice and sings from the heart.
 
   Jan-29-16 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
technical draw: "Paul Parrot, Paul Parrot, the shoes you want to buy. They make your feet run faster, as fast as I can fly" "Half the fun of having feet is Red Goose shoes!" If you remember any of the above you, sir, are an old man.
 
   Jan-22-16 Boomie chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: . <TD: What is Jackie Gleason & Paul Newman .> The original Minnesota Fats and Fast Eddie in the first Hustler movie.
 
   Jan-19-16 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: It can't be! <WannaBe> funniest kibitzer? I'm going to sue. I'm taking it all the way to the supreme court. I'll cite Row v Swim and Brown v Bored of Education!. You mess with the best you die like the rest! All joking aside congratulations to <WannaBe>. A well ...
 
   Jan-14-16 Domdaniel chessforum (replies)
 
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   Jan-11-16 The Caissars chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: I have been nominated twice for funniest kibitzer. Once by <golden executive and once by Juan 31>. So I guess that makes me a candidate. (Unless it's 3 nominations then i nominate myself)
 
   Dec-07-15 Jeremy Lim (replies)
 
technical draw: <Thanks Focus>
 
   Oct-21-15 jessicafischerqueen chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Hi, <Open>!
 
   Oct-15-15 TheFocus chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <All those 7s with an Ace kicker.> The ace can't be a kicker since no one else can have 4 sevens. (I used to work for the CIA so I notice these little things)
 
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My time is about up.

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Dec-12-15
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  technical draw: I was in a bar once whee they had a horse racing slot. This one guy was complaining because he couldn't fin Apolonia amongst the horses. He said Apolonia is always in the race but i can't find her to bet on her

So I listened to race and the narrator said, "And they're off! Up along the out side is Fishhunter and" see he said Apolonia! I just smiled and slowly moved back.

Dec-12-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  moronovich: I once was visting Malta,the mediterranian Island.Was on a bar with a simular slot machine.The problem for the owner was that a guy new all the results and couldn´t avoid winning(they played for real money)for a while. I´ll never forget the face of the owner when he pulled the plug.Forever that day...

I dont know if there is a moral in this story,but the owner and yours truly had a wonderful time and he served the best coffee on the Island. The maltesepeople are wellknown for beeing some of the nicest on the planet-but they also have their limitations too.

Dec-14-15
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  chancho: Alejandro Garcia Padilla se dio cuenta que su derrota era inminente, y asi se retira el peor Governador que esta isla ha tenido.

Ojala que los votadores no se dejen cojer de sanganos en las proximas eleciones porque cambiaron la cara de el PPD.

La politica aqui es una verdadera comedia.

Dec-14-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <chancho> Ahora si que se formó un sal pa fuera en el PPD. Quien será el candidato? Yo apuesto a Bhatia.
Dec-14-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: No me sorprenderia para nada... :-)
Dec-14-15  NakoSonorense: Que viva mister trump!
Dec-14-15
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  chancho: <Nako> Vas a votar por ese charlatan?

:-)

Dec-21-15  falso contacto: A ver muchachos como en los viejos tiempos:¿cuál es la peor serie de Netflix que vieron? No me digan que están todas buenísimas, que es barato y toda esa fruta. Ahí fue un tiro por elevación, je! Seguro que en algún momento dijeron: ¿qué tendría que estar haciendo en vez de mirar esta porquería? Apliquen el juicio estético: la peor serie de Netflix. Vamos que tengo un candidato de fierro.
Dec-22-15  NakoSonorense: <falso contacto> Déjame pensar... Mientras tanto, la mejor es sin duda "Club de Cuervos"!

Es broma... pero sí está divertida!

Dec-22-15  falso contacto: Así me gusta, amigo, tomando la posta. Excelente.
Empiezo los nominados de falso contacto a la peor serie jamás vista. Una que tiene momentos grotescos: Homeland. Me explico: la situación del tipo que vuelve a su casa y tiene a su mejor amigo que se ocupó de su familia mientras estaba muerto. Y lo estoy diciendo con muchos eufemismos. ¿¡Qué onda?! Pésima. Un pelotazo en contra, como decían por acá cuando yo era chico.
Dec-24-15
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  Penguincw: Happy holidays <technical draw>.
Dec-24-15
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  wordfunph: <technical draw> Merry Christmas!
Dec-24-15
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  chancho: Feliz Navidad, <TD>!
Dec-25-15
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  juan31: <TD>. Toda la salud para ti y mucha paz estas fechas y las que vengan.
Dec-25-15
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  TheFocus: Happy Holidays, <technical draw>.
Dec-31-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: CDC bio-safety levels:

Level 1-E.Coli

Level 2-Staphyloccus aureus

Level 3-Tuberculosis

Level 4-Ebola

Level 5-TD's bathroom

Happy new year to all!

Dec-31-15  falso contacto: Lol. Have a great 2016, guys.
Dec-31-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  TheFocus: Happy New Year <technical draw>.
Dec-31-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-H9W4eMmc3...
Dec-31-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Gracias <chancho>, igual para ti.
Dec-31-15  NakoSonorense: Feliz 2016, vagos!
Jan-02-16
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  technical draw: <Nako> Feliz 2016! (yo no soy vago. Yo trabajo en los muelles. Los muelles de la cama!).
Jan-09-16
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  technical draw: I hate it when I'm right:

http://www.weaselzippers.us/249870-...

Jan-28-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  centralfiles: Not to get too technical but what connection do you have if any to the fellow singing about Jerusalem ?
Jan-30-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Thanks for visiting <centralfiles>. I have no relation to Shloime Daskal. He is a Hasidic singer with a great voice and sings from the heart.
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