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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
Real Name: Classified
Whereabouts: Classified
Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row.

American Jews keep the WORLD laughing.. it's a GOD given gift. the Greco-Romans called it 'The Humours' a gift from the gods.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Best of Beethoven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M...

Tchaikovsky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMV...

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else. https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net...

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasz...

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess games.com who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

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   technical draw has kibitzed 16537 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jan-28-15 Odd Lie
 
technical draw: When I was a kid we used to play Cattle People and Native Americans. We were very progressive.
 
   Jan-24-15 Phony Benoni chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: I am probably one of the few here who saw the great Ernie Banks play. It was 1961. Wrigley Field. And he didn't disappoint. He hit one into the bleachers. RIP Ernie "Mr. Cubs" Banks.
 
   Jan-23-15 technical draw chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <Ever thought of investing in some clap-on clap-offs? > Can't clap. The enemy will hear and know where I am. There are listening devices everywhere. Shhh!
 
   Jan-21-15 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <WannaBe><But make sure good ol' <TD> don't steal them> Actually there is one I plan to steal. I'll just re-word it and nobody will be able tell the difference.
 
   Jan-19-15 jessicafischerqueen chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <OCF> This one is my favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qo...
 
   Jan-19-15 The Caissars chessforum
 
technical draw: <WannaBe: <technical draw> I'm still not helping you with that 20.00$ loan.> I guess groveling won't work either.
 
   Jan-17-15 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
technical draw: For those interested in Quantum physics check out this cool video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HH... I'm not convinced.
 
   Jan-16-15 Shams chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <Shams> Diana Krall is very good. However she needs a bass player to carry her through some awkward chord changes. She's more a pianist than a singer.
 
   Jan-15-15 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <centrafiles> I can't bet 10,000 cbs. My limit is 5,000. So maybe 2 players bet 5,000.
 
   Jan-15-15 Tata Steel (2015) (replies)
 
technical draw: Chucky! Let's wait for the inevitable crash.
 
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The curse of the declined draw

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Dec-18-14  falso contacto: felices fiestas, td.
Dec-21-14
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  technical draw: Gracias, fc.
Dec-23-14
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  juan31: TD. Mucha salud y tranquilidad en navidad y siempre.
Dec-24-14  TheFocus: Happy Holidays!!
Dec-24-14
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  chancho: http://slackdhabyx.files.wordpress....
Dec-24-14
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  Travis Bickle: Happy Holidays TD!!

Classical Christmas Medley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zo...

Dec-24-14
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  technical draw: Thank you juan, Focus, chancho and Travis. Happy holidays to all!
Dec-25-14  ketchuplover: Wishing you an extremely amusing 2015
Dec-25-14
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  wordfunph: <td> Merry Christmas!
Dec-25-14
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  Penguincw: <td> Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year! :)

Good luck at the upcoming Caissars (assuming they'll take place).

Dec-25-14
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  technical draw: Thank you. <ketchuplover>, <wordfunph> and <Penguincw>.
Dec-25-14  Open Defence: Merry Christmas!!!
Dec-25-14
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  technical draw: Well, hi <Open Defence>! Glad to hear from you. You have a very nice Christmas too!
Dec-29-14  TheFocus: I wanted to tell you good-bye. I appreciate all the laughs, and the good advice you gave me last year. It meant a lot to me.

I feel I will not be this way again.

Vaya Con Dios, amigo!

Dec-29-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Chess forum activity clear.
Dec-31-14
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  TIMER: Hey technical draw,

Remember me?
In the early days of chessbookie you used to aim for last place and find me competing with you after throwing away a lead. That was the normal state of things. How different things were last leg to how I remembered! Not only did I not throw away the lead but you finished on the leaderboard!

Nevermind you can always do worse next leg.

Dec-31-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Hi, TIMER. Yes, my longshot betting and loans always landed me last or near last. But not this time! You know I once came in third on the championship leg starting with only 1,000 cbs, so I hoping to have another good run this year. Happy new year 2015!
Dec-31-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Darn, I have unexpectedly learned a new word this last day of the year: Eeyorish: Pessimistic or gloomy.

Not a good start for 2015.

Dec-31-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: Igualmente <TD>.
Que todo te vaya bien en el 2015.

Cuidao con el pitorro.

:-))

Dec-31-14  falso contacto: happy new year TD. take care.
Dec-31-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Happy new year, fc. All the best.
Jan-23-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Last night I saw an old episode of Mission Impossible. When it was over I turned the screen off and turned the lights off and got into bed. Then I noticed that I forgot to turn the bright red speaker light off.

So instead of turning on the lights I tried to pull a MI trick and turn the light off in the dark. So I moved steadily towards the speaker as I hummed the Mission Impossible theme. Tun tun tututu tun tun.

As I approached the speaker I felt like a real spy except that there was a coffee cup I didn't see and I hit it. Trying to grab it I hit the speaker and it fell to the floor. In disgrace I turned the lights on.

The Secretary disavowed any knowledge of my activities.

Jan-23-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: Both the coffee cup and the speaker self-destructed after 10 seconds.

Ever thought of investing in some clap-on clap-offs?

No, I can't help you out with a 20$

Jan-23-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <Ever thought of investing in some clap-on clap-offs? >

Can't clap. The enemy will hear and know where I am. There are listening devices everywhere. Shhh!

Jan-23-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: They can't hear you, if you have tin foil as hat. Trust me on this, I saw a documentary on it.
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