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|Jun-18-15|| ||technical draw: A large dog food company was having problems selling their new dog food. They had hired the best animal nutritionist and the best marketing and advertising companies. But still their product didn't sell.
One day at a meeting the entire executive corp was trying to figure out what was wrong. In a corner a janitor nervously raised his hand.
"Yes?" He was asked.
"I know why the dog food is not selling"
There were smirks and gigging but the CEO said., "Ok, tell us why it's not selling"
The man answered, "Because the dogs don't like it!"
(and if you don't like this joke, no dog food for you tonight)
|Jun-19-15|| ||technical draw: בית משפט|
|Jun-19-15|| ||falso contacto: Y, venis cumpliendo con eso de no jugar mas ajedrez? Como anda todo. Yo medio machucado, pero siempre para adelante.|
|Jun-20-15|| ||technical draw: <fc> Si, ya he dejado de jugar ajedrez. Jugué por mas de 50 años y ya el tablero no me dice nada, Miro pero no veo. Gracias por tu interés y tu positividad.|
|Jun-20-15|| ||chancho: Garcia Padilla dice que ha creado <empleos> y reducido el <crimen>.|
La bancarota es negada a la Isla.
Y la deuda es 73 billones en el fundillo de Puerto Rico.
Tenemos un moron en fortaleza.
Oh, y Anibal Acevedo dice que tiene la solucion... lol
Tenemos pendejos como lideres!
|Jun-20-15|| ||technical draw: Y ya mi medico primario no coge el plan de de MCS Classicare. Me dieron otro medico y no se donde rayos es el consultorio.|
|Jun-20-15|| ||falso contacto: No, de nada. Yo estoy con algunos problemas de espalda que este año recrudecieron. Pero fuerte de la mente de todas formas. Saludos, que andes bien.|
|Jun-20-15|| ||TheFocus: Congratulations on hitting 17,000!!
A little known fact is that anyone who makes 20,000 posts is exempt from Federal taxes for life.
We got that to look forward to.
|Jun-21-15|| ||Penguincw: Yeah, congrats <TD> on 17K! I also see that you're almost there <TheFocus>.|
As for me, I'm lagging a bit behind (sorry about that). :)
|Jun-21-15|| ||WannaBe: 17.001K, congratulation, we passed the hat around and got you a solid gold Rolecks, should be in your mailbox next week. Wednesday the latest.|
|Jun-21-15|| ||technical draw: Thanks all. <WannaBe> I don't need a gold Roleks since I have a solid gold Omeka.|
|Jun-21-15|| ||TheFocus: I once owned a gold Rolox, but bargained my way out of Mexico with it.|
I get nostalgic about it whenever I look at the green ring it left around my wrist.
|Jun-21-15|| ||technical draw: <Jim> How do the Peruvians separate the vowels in the word <atlántico>? at-lan-ti-co, or a-tlan-ti-co?|
|Jun-21-15|| ||Jim Bartle: Basically the first, but sometimes it's so fast it sounds like the second.|
|Jun-21-15|| ||technical draw: Thanks, <Jim>.|
|Jun-21-15|| ||technical draw: Actually I should have said syllables instead of vowels but you got my drift.|
|Jun-21-15|| ||technical draw: <TheFocus> You got a green ring around your wrist from gold you bought in Mexico? You're the chosen one!|
|Jun-22-15|| ||Deus Ex Alekhina: <Carly Fiorina will be the next President of the US> I suppose that is also not a "prediction".|
|Jun-22-15|| ||technical draw: <Deus> Right. It is just a guess.|
|Jul-06-15|| ||WannaBe: Please allow me to introduce my latest future ex-wife, Victoria Lambourn:|
|Jul-07-15|| ||technical draw: Ho;y mackerel there <WannaBe>! But does she have to actually sing? I'll pay just to see her standing there. She is the Lamborghini of sopranos.|
|Jul-21-15|| ||WannaBe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZD...
I can't compete with your last "future ex-wife" post, but I will offer this one, and the size of the conductor's baton is just lovely.
The build-up and climax is amazing, one of the best Bolero that I have ever.
Okay, I'll move along now.
|Aug-02-15|| ||technical draw: A strange thing happened yesterday. I was collecting mangos from my 2 trees and giving them away to neighbors. I must have given away about 1,000 mangos when one female neighbor that I had never met gave me her phone number!|
TD still has the power!. Of course I won't call her because I take my marriage vows seriously and I have been faithful to my wife for 31 years. But it's nice to know I'm still the most interesting man in the world.
|Aug-02-15|| ||technical win: Don't make her feel uncomfortable and dial her number now, <555-XXX-CHAT>.|
|Aug-02-15|| ||technical draw: <TW> I just told my wife about it. I'm going to milk this situation dry.|
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