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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
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Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row.

American Jews keep the WORLD laughing.. it's a GOD given gift. the Greco-Romans called it 'The Humours' a gift from the gods.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Best of Beethoven:


TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else.

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

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   technical draw has kibitzed 16794 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Mar-28-15 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
technical draw: "I just met a girl named Mariya!" (and put 200 bucks on her).
   Mar-28-15 Odd Lie (replies)
technical draw: <It depends on what the meaning of isis.> That's a good one <Jim>. I wish I had thought of it.
   Mar-28-15 D Lucky vs Browne, 1995
technical draw: Cool game.
   Mar-27-15 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
technical draw: Those mama jokes are part of what is called "the dozens". I thought I was pretty good at the dozens but I met my match here at chess games against one of our favorite former kibitzer <open defense>. She trounced me at the dozens. She was a GM and I was a patzer. I wish ...
   Mar-27-15 technical draw chessforum
technical draw: <fc> Gracias, Sinsajo 1 (Hunger Games) me ahorraste un viaje.
   Mar-25-15 optimal play chessforum (replies)
technical draw: <TheFocus> Thank you for your comment. My thinking is evolving.
   Mar-22-15 playground player chessforum (replies)
technical draw: <PP><Every time I want to calm down and relax, another story like this one comes along.> Get used to it. It's all over.
   Mar-09-15 Evgeny Najer (replies)
technical draw: I will kibitz for food.
   Mar-03-15 chessforum (replies)
technical draw: That is tragic news indeed CG. My condolences to his family and his friends, May he rest in peace.
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  optimal play: <technical draw> Please accept my apology for any offence caused to you by my unfortunate attempt at humour on my forum.
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  technical draw: <optimal play> Thank you. No apology needed.
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  technical draw: <playground player> Thank you for your kind words.
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  technical draw: What I wrote to <chancho> in Spanish:

In the movie "We Were Soldiers" there is a scene where the colonel asks the first sergeant, "Don't you think you better get a rifle?" He replies: "There will be plenty laying around before this day is over."

The time is approaching for me to take one of those rifles before the day is over.

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  technical draw: And by the way my uncle fought in that Ia Drang battle. His helicopter was shot down. But he made it out safely as did all the crew.
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  technical draw: A real headline I expected in 2015 but not so soon:

<Obama Declares War on Israel>

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  juan31: Estimado TD si bien no hemos intercambiado muchas lineas de letras, te solicito no dejes de postear aqui. Tus bromas son una rafaga de aire fresco y tu buen juicio son necesarios. Gracias
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  technical draw: Muchas gracias <juan31>. Estoy recibiendo mucho apoyo. Quizá cambie de parecer.
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  Golden Executive: Ojalá que cambies de parecer <TD>, coincido plenamente con las palabras de <Juan31>.
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  technical draw: Gracias <Golden>. Creo que ya hice el cambio. Trataré con los burladores de otra manera.
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  playground player: <Jim Bartle> Where did you get the idea O'Reilly was a conservative?

Rather was only forced to resign because he pushed a phony story for all he was worth, and it wasn't the first time he was caught.

The Big Media have a Leftist political agenda that bars them from telling the truth.

If we want to hear people speaking the truth, we have to go up on Capitol Hill (laughs hysterically before being carted off in a straitjacket).

Science used to be a lot more fun.

Mar-25-15  Jim Bartle: O'Reilly is clearly a conservative, the leading figure on the conservative network. And a proven liar.

You want the truth on Capitol Hill, steer clear of Ted Cruz.

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  technical draw: Some tanks are already starting to roll:

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  juan31: TD Gracias por tu decisión
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  technical draw: Let's talk a little about false prophets. A false prophet is one who prophesies and that prophesy is not fulfilled. Like Amos I am neither a prophet (false or otherwise) nor son of a prophet.

What I do is not prophesy but I try to interpret biblical prophesy in light of todays events. That is all. And if my interpretation is incorrect so be it, that does not make me a false prophet. It might make me a fool but so do other things.

That's it in a nutshell. See you in 2016 (maybe).

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  playground player: <Jim Bartle> I don't think it's right for us to have this argument on <TD's> forum.

And what's the point? I don't watch TV, I don't have it in my home, and for years I've considered O'Reilly a phony, and I pay no attention to him.

Now the knives are out for Ted Cruz, predictably. That's politics. I doubt there's anything I can say to persuade you to change your opinion of anyone you perceive as a conservative--anymore than you can change my opinion of anyone whom I perceive as a "progressive."

I'm tired. I wish I could just sit and watch Sam Jones pitching for the Giants against Lew Burdette for the Braves.

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  technical draw: From Arutz Sheva:

<To Jews, this Obama looks familiar. Jews have seen such men before, most notably in Egypt, in the Exodus Redemption story.

Will Barack Obama play a role in the Story of the Final Jewish Redemption? That Story requires a powerful world leader to plot to destroy Israel. Is Obama that leader?>

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  technical draw: I'm getting closer to my final day. It's time to make my inheritance plans known. My son is my only inheritor so today I'll say to him: "You see this son? Soon this awl will be yours". Hey you think I'm rich or something?
Mar-27-15  Deus Ex Alekhina: So Obama is the antichrist?
Mar-27-15  falso contacto: I've seen two- honestly one and a half- candidates for the worst movie of the year in two days. Gladly I have a lot of serious work to do by Monday so I would not get a chance for a third candidate. ¿Cuáles son las peores películas que han visto este año? Tengo un par de candidatos de fierro. Perdón por la intromisión, amigo mío.
Mar-27-15  TheFocus: <Deus Ex Alekhina> <So Obama is the antichrist?>


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  technical draw: <So Obama is the antichrist?>

Ask the writer at Arutz Sheva.

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  technical draw: <fc> La peor película que he visto este año o el pasado fue Sharknado 2. Ni siquiera termine de verla.
Mar-27-15  falso contacto: Sinsajo parte 1. Madre mía.
Relatos Salvajes. Embarrassing.
De lo peorcito que me acuerde.
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  technical draw: <fc> Gracias, Sinsajo 1 (Hunger Games) me ahorraste un viaje.
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