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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
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Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row. Lost to the great <WannaBe>.

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Brahms Violin Concerto w/Hillary Hahn:

Carlos Gardel:

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else.

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

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   technical draw has kibitzed 17773 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Mar-24-17 technical draw chessforum (replies)
technical draw: And this one: (Uh, oh, TD is stuck on memory lane!):
   Mar-23-17 Phony Benoni chessforum (replies)
technical draw: < Google Translate's not helping...> Ask <chancho>.
   Mar-23-17 G Welling vs S van Gisbergen, 1988
technical draw: Black's g pawn queen's with check.
   Mar-16-17 A Blackman vs O Nazarova, 2006
technical draw: 10 years later: Yep, willyfly.
   Mar-15-17 Benjamin Bok
technical draw: B Bok. Great jazz.
   Mar-15-17 B Bok vs E Baboyan, 2008
technical draw: I love his jazz style. Wait a minute, That's B Bop. Sorry.
   Mar-11-17 Wladyslaw Krol (replies)
technical draw: He is user wkrol. I thought that was a radio station.
   Mar-04-17 Mohamed Ali Dima (replies)
technical draw: I guess he doesn't float like a butterfly and stings like a bee.
   Feb-16-17 chancho chessforum (replies)
   Feb-13-17 S Akter Liza vs D Harika, 2017
technical draw: Good draw for Shamima. Harika had a 500 ELO point advantage.
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  technical draw: <chancho> Por favor, aun no desayuno!
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  chancho: 🙃 🙃 🙃
Mar-10-17  Deus Ex Alekhina: An Eskimo had a bad head cold, his nose was running, decided to drive his snomobile to the trading post 10 miles away for some cold remedy. The snomobile broke down, he had to push it for 3 miles, his nose dripping all the time. Finally, he gets to the post, asks the store owner if he can fix the snomobile, the store owner opens the engine housing, looks straight into the Eskimo's face and says "It looks like you blew a seal" The Eskimo replies "No, it's snot"
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  technical draw: Good one <Deus>. Snot could become fashionable again.
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  technical draw: Another disgusting term is "bowel movement'. I mean your bowels are moving all the time. When you go to the store do you leave your bowels at home? No, they move right along with you. And anyway it's just a euphemism for something we all ready know but only use it at the doctor's office. English is a strange language indeed.
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  WannaBe: flammable, inflammable, you park in a driveway, but you drive on a parkway.

And what's up with chicken fingers? Last I checked, it's claws, not fingers.

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  technical draw: <Wannabe> You want to make a driver go crazy? When you are giving directions say, "turn left, right here!".
Mar-10-17  Deus Ex Alekhina: Ever have chicken mcnuggets? Can you tell me what part of the chicken is a mcnugget?
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  diceman: <Deus Ex Alekhina: Ever have chicken mcnuggets?>

That was close.

I was going to ask which end they came out of?

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  technical draw: <Deus> < Can you tell me what part of the chicken is a mcnugget?>

The leftover parts.

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  technical draw: It's true. With age does come wisdom. I am now wise to the fact that I have high blood pressure, diabetes, and other ailments. I just turned 68. I'm too young and handsome to die. Anyway on my tombstone I want written, "ha, and you thought I was just making things up!"
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  technical draw: Thanks, <zanzibar>. That's the idea. Or: "Now you'll never know where I hid the million dollars!"
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  technical draw: This is the rain that never stops. This morning my front house neighbor was murdered by his mother's partner. He was 19 years old. The man turned himself in at a police precinct . The pain seems to never stop. There are two sayings in Spanish that are appropriate; "Llueve sobre mojado and Siguen bastos".

Will this agony ever end?

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  technical draw: This is ab appropriate song for how I feel. The great Marvin Gaye:

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  technical draw: TD Jazz tip #146:

Don't listen to Monk when you're sad.

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  technical draw: I wanted to start a singing career so I went to an agent. He said I should sing solo. So low nobody can hear me. Another agent said I should sing tenor. Ten or twenty miles away from him.

OK, I can take a hint. No singing career for me.

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  diceman: diceman tip #11426:

Don't put food in the toaster oven, then go analyze a chess position.

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  technical draw: I like your advice <diceman>. Also don't put a TV dinner in a toaster oven and fall asleep. You'll find out how much smoke a TV dinner can produce.
Mar-19-17  thegoodanarchist: < technical draw: I wanted to start a singing career so I went to an agent. He said I should sing solo. So low nobody can hear me.>

That's an oldy but a goody.

< Another agent said I should sing tenor. Ten or twenty miles away from him.>

I had never heard this one before! I got a good laugh from it - thanks.

Mar-19-17  thegoodanarchist: <"ha, and you thought I was just making things up!">

What about "Ha! They laughed and said I was a hypochondriac! Who's laughing NOW?"

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  technical draw: Good one <tga>.
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  technical draw: One of my favorite songs of all time:

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  technical draw: And this one: (Uh, oh, TD is stuck on memory lane!):

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  saffuna: I'm on the same lane! Nice song.
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