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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
Real Name: Classified
Whereabouts: Classified
Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 8 years in a row.

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Best of Beethoven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M...

Tchaikovsky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMV...

Carlos Gardel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tG...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfL...

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else. https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net...

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasz...

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess games.com who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

"I must believe that something extraordinary is possible" -Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.

How the CIA operates (long read):

http://canadafreepress.com/2006/tho...

If you're giving away money e-mail me at goodchessactor(at)gmail.com

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   technical draw has kibitzed 17066 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Aug-02-15 technical draw chessforum
 
technical draw: <TW> I just told my wife about it. I'm going to milk this situation dry.
 
   Aug-02-15 Odd Lie (replies)
 
technical draw: "Leave it to Beaver" was the best TV show ever. "Aw gee, Beev, you made dad holler at me. And who can forget the real star of the show Eddie Haskell "Good morning Mrs. Cleaver, good morning Mr. Cleaver." Pure genius.
 
   Aug-02-15 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
technical draw: Maybe CG should open another page: The Page of Lists.
 
   Aug-02-15 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: I keep getting the duplicate post message. That's because my mouse is double clicking. It's time to buy a new mouse.
 
   Jul-22-15 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: You're right <WannaBe> great rendition of Ravel's Bolero. It's superb because of the unusual orchestration. Two snare drums instead of one. A tenor Sax and a celesta. That was a real treat!
 
   Jul-21-15 scout118 chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Thanks for responding <scout>. I am really interested in all things linguistic.
 
   Jun-23-15 Phony Benoni chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: According to scientists if it hadn't been for "enhancers" Barry Bonds would only have hit 2 home runs. The science is settled.
 
   Jun-20-15 chancho chessforum (replies)
 
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Jun-18-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: A large dog food company was having problems selling their new dog food. They had hired the best animal nutritionist and the best marketing and advertising companies. But still their product didn't sell. One day at a meeting the entire executive corp was trying to figure out what was wrong. In a corner a janitor nervously raised his hand. "Yes?" He was asked.
"I know why the dog food is not selling"
There were smirks and gigging but the CEO said., "Ok, tell us why it's not selling" The man answered, "Because the dogs don't like it!"
(and if you don't like this joke, no dog food for you tonight)
Jun-19-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: בית משפט
Jun-19-15  falso contacto: Y, venis cumpliendo con eso de no jugar mas ajedrez? Como anda todo. Yo medio machucado, pero siempre para adelante.
Jun-20-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <fc> Si, ya he dejado de jugar ajedrez. Jugué por mas de 50 años y ya el tablero no me dice nada, Miro pero no veo. Gracias por tu interés y tu positividad.
Jun-20-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: Garcia Padilla dice que ha creado <empleos> y reducido el <crimen>.

La bancarota es negada a la Isla.

Y la deuda es 73 billones en el fundillo de Puerto Rico.

http://www.caribbeanbusinesspr.com/...

Tenemos un moron en fortaleza.

Oh, y Anibal Acevedo dice que tiene la solucion... lol

Tenemos pendejos como lideres!

Jun-20-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Y ya mi medico primario no coge el plan de de MCS Classicare. Me dieron otro medico y no se donde rayos es el consultorio.
Jun-20-15  falso contacto: No, de nada. Yo estoy con algunos problemas de espalda que este año recrudecieron. Pero fuerte de la mente de todas formas. Saludos, que andes bien.
Jun-20-15  TheFocus: Congratulations on hitting 17,000!!

A little known fact is that anyone who makes 20,000 posts is exempt from Federal taxes for life.

We got that to look forward to.

Jun-21-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  Penguincw: Yeah, congrats <TD> on 17K! I also see that you're almost there <TheFocus>.

As for me, I'm lagging a bit behind (sorry about that). :)

Jun-21-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: 17.001K, congratulation, we passed the hat around and got you a solid gold Rolecks, should be in your mailbox next week. Wednesday the latest.
Jun-21-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Thanks all. <WannaBe> I don't need a gold Roleks since I have a solid gold Omeka.
Jun-21-15  TheFocus: I once owned a gold Rolox, but bargained my way out of Mexico with it.

I get nostalgic about it whenever I look at the green ring it left around my wrist.

Jun-21-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <Jim> How do the Peruvians separate the vowels in the word <atlántico>? at-lan-ti-co, or a-tlan-ti-co?

thanks.

Jun-21-15  Jim Bartle: Basically the first, but sometimes it's so fast it sounds like the second.
Jun-21-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Thanks, <Jim>.
Jun-21-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Actually I should have said syllables instead of vowels but you got my drift.
Jun-21-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <TheFocus> You got a green ring around your wrist from gold you bought in Mexico? You're the chosen one!
Jun-22-15  Deus Ex Alekhina: <Carly Fiorina will be the next President of the US> I suppose that is also not a "prediction".
Jun-22-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <Deus> Right. It is just a guess.
Jul-06-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: Please allow me to introduce my latest future ex-wife, Victoria Lambourn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQ...

Jul-07-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Ho;y mackerel there <WannaBe>! But does she have to actually sing? I'll pay just to see her standing there. She is the Lamborghini of sopranos.
Jul-21-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZD...

I can't compete with your last "future ex-wife" post, but I will offer this one, and the size of the conductor's baton is just lovely.

The build-up and climax is amazing, one of the best Bolero that I have ever.

Okay, I'll move along now.

Aug-02-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: A strange thing happened yesterday. I was collecting mangos from my 2 trees and giving them away to neighbors. I must have given away about 1,000 mangos when one female neighbor that I had never met gave me her phone number!

TD still has the power!. Of course I won't call her because I take my marriage vows seriously and I have been faithful to my wife for 31 years. But it's nice to know I'm still the most interesting man in the world.

Aug-02-15  technical win: Don't make her feel uncomfortable and dial her number now, <555-XXX-CHAT>.
Aug-02-15
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <TW> I just told my wife about it. I'm going to milk this situation dry.
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