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technical draw
Member since Nov-18-03
Real Name: Classified
Whereabouts: Classified
Chess rating: estimated ELO 1900 (Would you believe 1800?)

Voted Funniest Kibitzer 7 years in a row

Inventor of the successful Secret Formula to win the pick 3 lottery

Best of Beethoven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M...

Tchaikovsky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMV...

TD playing the violin in Carnegie Hall or somewhere else. https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net...

"If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget her cunning
If I do not remember thee,
let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth;
if I prefer not (an undivided) Jerusalem above my chief joy..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasz...

Technical draw is a fictional character living in the collective vision of chess games.com who has little relationship to the real technical draw; a neurotic and insecure figure obsessively clinging to the promise of power and wealth as if it were the only meaning in his life. -(apologies to Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish).

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   technical draw has kibitzed 16230 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jul-28-14 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Set me up for two more <WannaBe>.
 
   Jul-24-14 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
technical draw: I was tired of being fat and ugly. So I went on a diet. Now I'm skinny and ugly.
 
   Jul-20-14 WANSHOE123 chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: Welcome <WANSHOE123> enjoy the site. And if you need money just ask user:WannaBe. He's rich.
 
   Jul-16-14 Paul Massie vs H Talley, 1975 (replies)
 
technical draw: OK <Sally>, thanks, I'll re-assess my opinion of this game.
 
   Jul-14-14 NakoSonorense chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <In Portuguese, 'Alemanha'> Yep, Germany got the last laugh.
 
   Jul-11-14 Naiditsch vs Adams, 2014 (replies)
 
technical draw: Dutch defense.
 
   Jul-11-14 technical draw chessforum
 
technical draw: Pray for the peace of Jerusalem. Psalm 122:6
 
   Jul-05-14 Phony Benoni chessforum (replies)
 
technical draw: <Phony> Thanks for those bloopers. I think the early slider was with the Reds.
 
   Jun-26-14 Miguel Najdorf (replies)
 
technical draw: <falso> El me ganó con sacrificio de dama.
 
   Jun-24-14 Domdaniel chessforum (replies)
 
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Jun-07-14
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  john barleycorn: < technical draw: I'm out $6,600 this week. $1,600 was my hospital bill and while I was in the hospital my pick 4 number came out so I failed to win $5,000. And I'll strangle anyone that says c 'est la vie!>

the <technical term> is c'est la merde.

Jun-07-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <Deus> You're right. So why did I come out losing? Wait a minute...

<<JB>the <technical term> is c'est la merde.> No the REAL technical term is "I'm a loser".

And to use one of the dumbest cliches: What goes around comes around, I'll wait for my 5 grand to come around again.

Jun-08-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <the <technical term> is c'est la merde.>

Better yet in Spanish: Sea la madre!

Jun-09-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  NakoSonorense: <TD> <<the <technical term> is c'est la merde.>

Better yet in Spanish: Sea la madre!>

Ya, that sounds about right.

Jun-10-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: mère is the word for Mother in French.

C'est de la merde ce truc.

Merde is something else entirely.

http://dictionary.reverso.net/frenc...

Jun-10-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: All these language courses will not bring back my $5,000. I want my 5 grand!
Jun-12-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: I got $200 back from my $5,000. Only $4,800 to go.
Jun-18-14  falso contacto: hey td, The World is playing 1.e4 e5 against Naidisch. Maybe you can offer your lack of knowledge or enthusiasm.
Jun-20-14  falso contacto: Unparalleled experience or dry sense of humor, that's what I mean.
Jun-20-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Thank you <falso contacto> but I don't participate in the world games. Too much computer generated move analysis.
Jun-20-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <"To produce a spoken word, the person first chooses a word from the mental dictionary. This processes of access the lexicon activates Wernicke's area, which then interprets the lexical entry, identifying the meaning of the word, how to pronounce it, and so on. The phonetic information for the word (how to pronounce it) is sent via the arcuate fasciculus to Broca's area. Then Broca's area determines what combination of the various articulators is necessary to produce each sound in the word and instructs the motor cortex which muscles to move. ">
Jun-20-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: I bet you never knew that this existed:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_...

Jun-20-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: Of course I've heard of it, I've always said it's big, but she's always said otherwise. What else is new?
Jun-21-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <WannaBe> You're talking about your house, right?
Jun-23-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: <technical draw> Si si... no aparezco.

Bueno, en pagina 90 aparezco brevemente.

:-)

Jun-24-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <chancho> Borraste tu participación? Esta el FBI buscándote? Yo tengo contactos en la CIA si lo necesitas, lol.
Jun-24-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: Gracias, pero no es pa' tanto. :-))
Jun-27-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  NakoSonorense: No, nada. No ha escrito nada desde enero, pero en su perfil dice que entro por ultima vez hace 7 dias. Me imagino que se esta tomando un break. A veces hace falta.
Jun-28-14  falso contacto: Yo tampoco sé nada. Esperemos que sea así.
Jul-02-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: From: WannaBe chessforum

Oh, yeah! I got ya grammar right hea! =))

http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/02/showb...

Jul-09-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: <WannaBe> Grammarians line Grammar and I are on the lookout for incorrect use of grammar. I could write a book just from chessgames alone. And I'll be looking s just at those who are native speakers of English. I is after you <WannaBe>. So watch your p's and q's.
Jul-10-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: I am watching my ף's and ק's

http://news.yahoo.com/robot-writes-...

Jul-10-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Nice <WannaBe> Maybe your Hebrew is better!
Jul-10-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Lest we forget:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sc...

Jul-11-14
Premium Chessgames Member
  technical draw: Pray for the peace of Jerusalem. Psalm 122:6
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