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|Apr-05-16|| ||technical draw: With my newly acquired $500 I will now redraw the mother of all gerrymandered congressional districts, Chicago's 4th:|
|Apr-06-16|| ||Deus Ex Alekhina: In exchange for my helpful advice (see my two previous posts in this forum), I will humbly accept a 10% gratuity of the $500. You're welcome.|
|Apr-06-16|| ||technical draw: Sorry <Deus>. Strangely your 10% is still stuck in the machine.|
|Apr-22-16|| ||technical draw: The greatest stand-up comic ever:
|Apr-27-16|| ||technical draw: <Jun-20-15
technical draw: Carly Fiorina will be the next president of the US. You read it here first.>
I meant to say vice-president.
|Apr-28-16|| ||Mr. President: I don't need a bleeding VP!|
|Apr-28-16|| ||technical draw: Sorry, Mr. President, but I have to underwrite you so everyone will know about my psychic abilities.|
|Apr-28-16|| ||diceman: <Mr. President:
I don't need a bleeding VP!>
That explains Joe Biden.
|Apr-29-16|| ||technical draw: <If a winning Presidential candidate dies or becomes incapacitated between the counting of electoral votes in Congress and the inauguration, the Vice President elect will become President, according to Section 3 of the 20th Amendment.>|
A weird second chance for my prediction. (of course Cruz will have to beat Trump then Clinton but that's not farfetched )
|May-13-16|| ||technical draw: If I found a magic lamp and the genie would grant me just one wish I would wish for world peace. Sure, and the moon is made out of green cheese.|
|May-27-16|| ||technical draw: Last night I got sleepy early. My curtains were drawn. Maybe next month I'll buy real ones.|
|May-27-16|| ||WannaBe: Feelin' better? You were gone for 2 weeks... Maybe you a trip (vacation)?|
|May-27-16|| ||technical draw: Thanks <WannaBe>. No, nothing wrong, just a little laziness.|
|Jun-01-16|| ||technical draw: Language is sound. Sound is frequency. Men and women speak in different frequencies. So how the heck do they understand each other? Ooops, sorry, they don't.|
|Jun-24-16|| ||technical draw: Brexit wins. TD sets odds for next countries to leave: Spain 6 to 5, Italy 7 to 5, Germany 2 to 1. Place your bets!|
|Jun-25-16|| ||falso contacto: Argentina?|
|Jun-27-16|| ||technical draw: <falso contacto> Lo siento por Argentina. Pensé que iban a ganar. Ahora un jugador esta Messi in action!|
|Jun-27-16|| ||chancho: La cancion que describe la derrota de Inglaterra:
|Jul-13-16|| ||diceman: <technical draw: In a list of anxiety symptoms I found: Fear of Impending Doom.>|
Existing gives me more anxiety vs. impending.
|Jul-14-16|| ||technical draw: <diceman>. Let me clarify the difference. If you're in your house and are afraid to leave it because you fear a grand piano falling on your head that's fear of impending doom.|
If you are walking down the street and look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head that's existing doom. Got it?
In both cases the pianos are Steinway baby grands.
|Jul-14-16|| ||diceman: <technical draw: <diceman>.|
a grand piano>
Hey, diceman got class,
diceman don't dirty his hands on no $1000 pianna.
He plays classy stuff, like that Chinese song, "Chopsticks."
(though I did once buy a used
electric keyboard, for a middle C-note)
diceman even has his very own candle opera!
<If you are walking down the street and look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head>
I was thinking of something simpler,
like waking up in the morning, in 2016.
<look up and see a piano falling rapidly towards your head>
<the pianos are Steinway>
...wasn't that a Led Zeppelin song?
"and she's buying a Steinway to heaven."
|Jul-16-16|| ||technical draw: <technical draw: In a list of anxiety symptoms I found: Fear of Impending Doom.
Thank you, thank you. That is MY contribution to psychiatry. I had never heard it used until I coined it about 10 years ago.>|
That's true. It now appears on DSM-V
|Jul-18-16|| ||falso contacto: Magnus beats So with a page of TD's openings book. Not so bad.|
|Jul-19-16|| ||technical draw: This is the game <falso contacto> is talking about:|
Carlsen vs W So, 2016
It's listed as a Berlin but it's really a Ruy Lopez Exchange.
|Jul-25-16|| ||technical draw: ''Abandon any hope: Without a major cultural revolution and shock, Europe is lost, Islamists will win! And as it goes along, we will cede more and more of our freedom and civilization to the Grand Jihad. '|
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