tpstar: TWO DIVIDED BY ZERO ... ZERO ...
TWO DIVIDED BY ZERO ... ZERO ... ZERO ...
Let's not go home (1. e4 c5), we'll catch the late train (2. Nf3 Nc6)/I've got enough money (3. d4 cd) to pay on the way (4. Nxd4 Nf6)/When the postman calls (5. Nc3 e6), he'll deliver the letter (6. Ndb5 Bb4)/I've explained everything (7. a3 Bxc3+), it's better that way (8. Nxc3 a6)/DIVIDED BY [last book move], DIVIDED BY (9. Bd3 Qc7)/I think they heard a rumour [9. Qd6 Qe7 10. Bf4 b5
]/DIVIDED BY (10. 0-0 h6), DIVIDED BY (11. f4 d6)/Or someone tipped them off (12. Be3 b6)/DIVIDED BY (13. h3 Bb7), DIVIDED BY (14. Qe2 e5)/It's better to go sooner [14 ... 0-0 15. Qf2 Nd7 16. Qg3
]/DIVIDED BY (15. Qf2 b5), DIVIDED BY (16. Nd5 Nxd5)/Than call it all off (17. exd5 Ne7)/We'll catch a plane to New York (18. fe Bxd5), and a cab going down (19. ed Qxd6)/Cross the bridges and tunnels (20. Bc5 Qc7), straight into town (21. Be4!)/Tomorrow morning [Touche!] we'll be miles away (21 ... 0-0)/On another continent [21 ... Bxe4 22. Qxf7+
] and another day (22. Bxd5 Nxd5)/DIVIDED BY (23. Bxf8 Rxf8), DIVIDED BY (24. Rad1 Nf6)/Let's not go home (25. Rd3 Ne4)/DIVIDED BY (26. Qf4 Qc6), DIVIDED BY (27. Rd4 Ng5)/Or call it a day (28. Rf2 Ne6)/DIVIDED BY (29. Rd6 Qc5), DIVIDED BY (30. Qb4 Qe3)/You won't be alone (31. Qd2 Qc5)/DIVIDED BY [31 ... Qe5 32. Qd5 Qe3 33. Qf3 Qe1+ 34. Rf1
], DIVIDED BY (32. b4 Qa7)/Let's run away [32. Rxa6 Rd8 33. Qe2 Nc7
]/TWO DIVIDED BY ZERO (33. Kf1 Qc7), ZERO (34. Qd5 Ng5)/TWO DIVIDED BY ZERO ZERO ZERO (35. Qc6 Qb8)/Turn off that noise [35 ... Qxc6 36. Rxc6 Ne4
] .../DIVIDED BY (36. Rfd2 Kh7), DIVIDED BY [36 ... f5
]/Someone spread a rumour (37. h4 Rc8)/DIVIDED BY (38. Qd5 Ne6), DIVIDED BY (39. Qf5+ Kg8), ZERO (40. Rd7 Rf8), ZERO (41. Rf2)/DIVIDED BY [41. R2d6 Qc8 42. Qe4 a5
], DIVIDED BY (41 ... Qh2)/Better to go sooner (42. Ke1)/DIVIDED BY [42. Qh3!? Qe5 43. Kg1 Qe1+ 44. Rf1 Qe4
], DIVIDED BY (42 ... Qg1+)/Let's run away [42 ... Qxh4!? 43. Rxf7 Re8
]/So why hang around (43. Kd2 Qa1) for the deed to be done (44. Qd3 Qe5)/You can give it all up (45. g3 a5?) for a place in the sun [45 ... Qb2 46. Rf1
]/When the postman calls (46. Rf5), we'll be miles away [46. Qe3 Qxe3+ 47. Kxe3 g6
]/On a plane to New York (46 ... Qb2?) and another day [46 ... Qa1 47. Rf1 Qa2 48. bxa5
]/DIVIDED BY (47. Qc3 Qb1), DIVIDED BY (48. ba g6?)/I think they heard a rumour [48 ... Qg1
]/DIVIDED BY (49. Re5 Qa2), DIVIDED BY [49. Rf6!?
]/Or someone tipped them off (50. Re1 Qc4)/DIVIDED BY (51. Qxc4 bxc4), DIVIDED BY (52. Rxe6 fxe6)/Better to go sooner (53. a6 Rf3)/DIVIDED BY [53 ... Rf2+ 54. Ke3 Rxc2
], DIVIDED BY (54. a7 Rxa3)/Than call it all off (55. Rd8+ Kf7)/DIVIDED BY (56 a8=Q c3+)/DIVIDED BY [56 ... Rxa8 57. Rxa8 Kf6
]/Someone spread a rumour (57. Kd3 Rxa8)/DIVIDED BY (58. Rxa8 Kf6), DIVIDED BY (59. Kxc3 Kf5)/And someone has to pay (60. Ra4 e5)/DIVIDED BY (61. Kd3 g5), DIVIDED BY (62. g4+ Kf6)/Let's not go home (63. h5 Kf7)/DIVIDED BY (64. Ke4 Kg7)/ DIVIDED BY (65. Kxe5)/Let's run away (1-0) - Pet Shop Boys + Fritz 7, "Two Divided By Zero"