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| Apr-29-04 | | Vischer: lol white has 4 games in the database and is black in all of them |
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| Apr-29-04 | | Vischer: same as how Black has 2 games in database, and both are with white! |
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| Apr-29-04 | | iron maiden: So it's true! White is black, and black is white! |
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Apr-29-04
 | | Benzol: If you two aren't careful you'll get run over on the next zebra-crossing. lol. |
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| Apr-30-04 | | iron maiden: Wow, and I thought MY joke was bad! :-) |
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| Apr-30-04 | | Vischer: I've got worse jokes!!!
What's the diference between a rabbit and a gorrilla? -A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
-because he died
HAHHAA |
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| May-01-04 | | iron maiden: Sorry, Vischer, but those don't even come close in cheesiness to the Game of the Day puns. :-) |
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| May-02-04 | | bumpmobile: How many Grand Masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but he needs a computer to figure out if he should. |
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| May-02-04 | | MoonlitKnight: Or one, agreeing on a draw with the bulb after 10 moves. |
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| May-02-04 | | iron maiden: I feel sorry for this guy. Every game he played, he got White-washed! |
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May-02-04
 | | tpstar: Whenever White plays Black, he's not in his white mind. Maybe it's time for new strategy = 1. f4 f5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Kf2 Kf7 4. c4 c5 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Qc2 Qc7. Voila! The White Stripes Opening! |
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| Jun-01-04 | | GoodKnight: *groan*
So many bad puns... Making me feel ill...
Maybe I'll feel alwhite in a second...
(Couldn't resist!) |
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| Jun-01-04 | | technical draw: Stop all this nonsense white now!! |
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| Jun-01-04 | | capanegra: technical draw, you're back! I was missing you and your funny jokes, man. Where have you been all these months? |
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| Jun-01-04 | | nikolaas: White hook would we? It's funny to talk about white being black and black being white.
And...What we say is white.
Or would you say it's not weight?
If I begin to post bad lokes I'm irresistable. |
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| Jun-01-04 | | notsodeepthought: For more on the white-black dichotomy, here is Weiss (German for "white") playing Schwarz (German for "black"), in which Weiss had black and Schwarz had white...
A Schwarz vs Max Weiss, 1882 |
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| Jun-02-04 | | nikolaas: Mister De Wit ('the white' in dutch) playing black: Ivkov vs J De Wit, 1985
Mister De Zwart ('the black' in dutch) playing White: De Zwart,Johan vs O Van Veen, 2001
To make it even more complex there is a mister Leblanc ('the white' in french) that played black: Marionito Jose vs Paul Leblanc, 2001
Negro means also black but he played white: Negro Peres,J vs R Reinaldo Castineira, 2001 |
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| Jun-02-04 | | Dillinger: wow nik that is a nice piece of research! |
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| Jun-02-04 | | nikolaas: Thanks. But it's not everything: Clara means white and look: E Maahs vs H J Clara, 1990, the same for bianco: G Milos vs Bianco Valerio (ITA), 1990. And now I don't even talk of Blanco! R Portela vs R Blanco Estera, 1912
At this moment I don't find more... |
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| Jun-02-04 | | Dillinger: O yea, well Karadeniz is Turkish for the Black Sea but Emre Karadeniz drowns with the black pieces! |
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| Jun-02-04 | | tomh72000: <So it's true! White is black, and black is white!> This isn't Michael Jackson's page :) |
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| Jun-02-04 | | MoonlitKnight: <This isn't Michael Jackson's page :)>
No, but We've Got A Good Thing Going. |
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| Jun-02-04 | | MoonlitKnight: Try Jackson or V Jacko |
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| Sep-08-04 | | azaris: "When I am White, I win because I am White. When I am Black, I win because I am White." Made more sense when Boguljubov said it. |
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| Sep-08-04 | | lao tzu: <guys> that was dumb sure glad i didnt white anything : ) |
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