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JoeWms
Member since Aug-04-05
I am Joe Williams, sometimes known as "Crabby Old Fart." I live in Carlsbad, near San Diego CA USA.

I was drawn into chess by the Fischer-Spassky match in 1972. I was 42 years old then and figured out that with maybe six months of study I would be able to strut my stuff in OTB and postal tournaments.

<Pause here for reality check.>

I pushed wood for 12 years to reach the pinnacle of my chess career: an Elo of 1400 and a 1500 postal rating. That is where I stayed . . . and stayed.

I quit chess when my eyes quit seeing what they were supposed to see: like a black pawn sitting in front of a black bishop, or a bishop hiding under the queen's skirts. (Don't ask.)

I can't remember how many years it has been that I eyeballed a printed book. Now I earball my books.

<I can read Web text> with the bells and whistles Microsoft put into Vista to help visually-impaired users. A 24-inch monitor helps, too. And a mouse with a built-in magnifier helps, too.

So what thell am I doing on CG.com if I don't play chess anymore? A fair question.

<I like the company of smart people.> My CG friends are from everywhere: Australia, Ireland, India, The Netherlands. And many "No bio" friends. I have room enough for everybody.

JoeWms 9-28-08


   JoeWms has kibitzed 2502 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Dec-23-08 JoeWms chessforum (replies)
 
JoeWms: Dear CG.com friends: Been with you for almost four years. But now I gotta go. My keyboard and eyeboard skills have left me dangling with nowhere left to plant my mind. We had a good time together. Love. Joe Williams
 
   Sep-07-08 artyom2008 chessforum (replies)
 
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   Aug-04-08 Domdaniel chessforum (replies)
 
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   Aug-01-08 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
JoeWms: <artyom2008> Hey, Speedy, practice typing these 10 little English words until you can type them 30 times in a minute. Then you would be typing 300 words a minute. That's fast! Here are the 10 words: IF IT IS TO BE IT IS UP TO ME
 
   Jul-15-08 YouRang chessforum (replies)
 
JoeWms: I am a grateful beneficiary of Dr. DeBakey's genius.
 
   Jul-07-08 twinlark chessforum (replies)
 
JoeWms: <NN kibitzer: I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it was hotter than an oven.> Of course. You were on the hot seat.
 
   Jun-23-08 brankat chessforum (replies)
 
JoeWms: <dakgootje> What happened to the kid I knew a few years past, the kid I used to swap puns with, the "little Dutch boy" who fretted about his skill with the English language? (Will he now tell me I should have written "...with whom I swapped puns?") Topsy said it first: You just
 
   Jun-20-08 achieve chessforum (replies)
 
JoeWms: Grab onto this spider thread; it will take you to the top of the chessforum activity page.
 
   Jun-16-08 Travis Bickle chessforum (replies)
 
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   May-27-08 technical draw chessforum (replies)
 
JoeWms: See my Kibitzer’s Café post about music.
 
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