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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Apr-30-26
The Kindle app might have saved my life. My house was full of books. Now I am able to actually get rid of books.

I was born in Clapham, London. I am therefore a supporter of Chelsea FC. My son supports Arsenal FC.

I love travelling around Europe, by train. I try to speak in various languages by almost everyone I meet speaks English, which is a good thing.

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Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

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Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   offramp has kibitzed 25971 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Apr-30-26 TePe Sigeman & Co (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: It's only 7 rounds, but I think Carlsen will win by 1 point. Then Abusattarov in second place. Then no one else over 50%. You read it here <first>.
 
   Apr-29-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: Karjakin vs Anand, 2006 (kibitz #374)
 
   Apr-28-26 Chessgames - TV and Films (replies)
 
offramp: On telly tonight there is a film called <Murders in Sarlat>. It's 90min; it is part of a police series. I want to see another on of 'em: <Murders in Lille>. I know that town really well.
 
   Apr-28-26 A P Barnes vs NN, 1874 (replies)
 
offramp: User: FSR is right about this funny omelet. Bouncing Barnes, John Barnes , invented the spherical omelet. John C Barnes , Baby-Face Barnes, only ate poppadums and omelets: they were the only food that could pass under his door.
 
   Apr-27-26 A McCarthy vs L Penny, 1974 (replies)
 
offramp: For the game: 💣/★★★★★★ (0 out of 6 stars) LOWEST RATING. This could be the worst game in the database at chessgames.com. This game have no redeeming qualities. To draw attention to an obviously weak player - is a bit unsporting. For the pun: ✮/★★★★★★ ...
 
   Apr-27-26 O Feldman vs Savon, 1959
 
offramp: Savon 99.44% accurate.
 
   Apr-26-26 Bobby Fischer (replies)
 
offramp: <60MG> in Uedemann Code starts, <"1. GEGO Best by test!">
 
   Apr-26-26 J Carleton vs G Pyrich, 1994 (replies)
 
offramp: <"Yeah another victory like that and we're done for, good evening folks I'll be here as king every night I'll see ya!">
 
   Apr-25-26 Aronian vs I Khamrakulova, 1993 (replies)
 
offramp: Is this the only game in chess history that is "99% tactics"? What makes this game stand out as having "99% tactics"?
 
   Apr-25-26 Viktor Komliakov (Popa)
 
offramp: <Messiah: Popa? Is that a nickname?> <Popa> is a rank in the hierarchy in the Roman Catholic Church. The rank is immediately above Cardinal and slightly lower than Jesus Christ.
 
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Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

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Sep-10-17
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  offramp: A gymnast attacked me with an axe.

We rolled in the mud.

I was hacked by an adobe acrobat.

Sep-10-17
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  offramp: As a tribute to Magnus Carlsen I am watching The Thing (2011).
Sep-10-17
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  saffuna: I chose "The Harder They Fall" (1956).
Sep-11-17
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  offramp: How about a caption competition?
http://bucket2.glanacion.com/anexos...
Provide a witty caption to that picture in a million words or less and you could win a set of 3 surgical wheelchair-enabled steps.

PLUS if you respond within the next ten minutes you'll be eligible for a copy of my out-of-print autobiography, <"Bikes Babes Bombs Bullets Benonis and Benkos: My Journey of Self-Discovery From Krakatoa to Hiroshima via Tunguska & Roswell.">

The guest judge for this round is Sir Richard Branson.

Also, use the hashtag #freewheelto help make the Primorsky Stairs (aka The Odessa Steps aka the Potemkin Steps) wheelchair accessible.

Sep-11-17
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  offramp: Tolstoy, Levin and the scythe.
http://russianbooks.blogspot.co.uk/...
Sep-12-17
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  offramp: The obverse of a coin is normally the heads side.

Some of these posts are just reminders to myself.

Sep-13-17
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  offramp: <offramp: How about a caption competition>

There are two days left to try to win that super first prize, worth over 10,000 stotinki!

Sir Richard says that at the moment User: Benjamin Lau is winning with his corker about leaving and never coming back!

Don't miss out!

Sep-14-17
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  offramp: I'm at a beer festival! The Wandle Beer festival, SM4 6BF. That code will show you exactly where I am at 13:00 GMT today.
Sep-14-17
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  offramp: The second beer I had was a pint of REUNION Opening Gambit, 3.8%, £3.00.
Sep-18-17
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  offramp: I wonder who would win this:


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Sep-18-17
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  offramp: Years ago I sometimes set myself a theme for that day's league game. I once read a comment by Raymond Keene about a Korchnoi Karpov game and I said to myself, Today I'm going to avoid all exchanges. I won easily.

I'm one of those players, and there are many of us, who think that playing, as Black, QxQNP early in the game is good for Black. SO I'm gonna play a dozen games on Lichess with that very idea in mind. I'll post here how I get on.

Sep-19-17  Arconax: <offramp: Today I'm going to avoid all exchanges. I won easily>

But as my godfather advised me: "Life is not worth living if you don't exchange some pieces now and then".

Never quite understood what he meant.

Sep-20-17  thegoodanarchist: So your avatar is Albert Pike? I always thought it was Steinitz...
Sep-20-17
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  offramp: Yes, definitely Pike. I think Steinitz was a lot balder but less grey.

I reversed the picture of Pike so as to have him looking INTO the page. That's standard practice in the press industry.

I tried to get FSR's avatar changed but his vanity would have none of it, so FSR still looks resolutely out into nothingness, while I gaze beatifically at well-informed discussion of historic chess feasts.

Sep-20-17
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  offramp: I like Ren & Stimpy.

The cat's voice is obviously Larry from the 3 Stooges.

Ren is Peter Lorre.

I also like Beavis & Butthead. Mike Judge's voices recur throughout <King of the Hill>.

Sep-26-17  thegoodanarchist: When I read your bio I don't know what parts to believe.

For example, Gustav Richard Neumann isn't on anyone's list of top 10 favorite players. Certainly not at number 7.

Sep-27-17  Big Pawn: <offramp's> bio is awesome! I love it. How did he come up with so much stuff?

LOL!

Sep-28-17
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  offramp: Everything after the word Klein is definitely true.
Sep-28-17
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  offramp: <offramp: ...I also like Beavis & Butthead, by Mike Judge...>

I've been re-watching it. It really holds up well. I NEVER saw the film because I knew that it would be garbage.

It's well animated and pretty funny. It is a great way to pass 5-10 minutes. No good beyond that.

Sep-29-17  thegoodanarchist: <I also like Beavis & Butthead. Mike Judge's voices recur throughout <King of the Hill>.>

You're thinking of <The Lion King>.

Oct-01-17
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  offramp: <The Flying Death (1902) by Samuel Hopkins Adams <Dr Richard Colton, vacationing in <Montauk, stumbles across a series of <seemingly impossible murders. He <deduces that some of them are the <work of an insane knife-thrower from the circus. <Other deaths, however, cannot be explained <until he comes across curious footprints on the beach. <An earthquake has released a pteradon, a prehistoric flying reptile, from an underground cavern.>>>>>>>>>
Oct-04-17
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  offramp: 8:35am. I was thinking about my invention of wikimancy. I thought "The trouble is that it tends to throw up a lot of villages in Iran."

I clicked "Random Article" and imagine what turned up:

<Mowtowr-e Gol Mohammad Palangi From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Mowtowr-e Gol Mohammad Palangi
موتورگل محمدپلنگي is a village in Bampur-e Sharqi Rural District, in the Central District of Bampur County, Sistan and Baluchestan Province, Iran. At the 2006 census, its population was 408, in 75 families.>

So it's true!

Oct-05-17
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  FSR: Did you recently play a banter blitz game against Jan Gustafsson?
Oct-06-17
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  offramp: <FSR: Did you recently play a banter blitz game against Jan Gustafsson?>

NO! I have seen the disastrous game and it's just a coincidence.

Oct-06-17
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  offramp: Cardamon pips: if you eat one by accident it's quite nice. Eat one on purpose it's bloody awful.
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