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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-17-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-17-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: Does anyone else think that Wayne Rooney looks like a Lego character?
 
   Jan-16-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: <Freelance Assassin>, in Giri's last major tournament I predicted that would end up no where. I lambasted him. I face-planted because Giri won that tournament easily. SO NOW I have made a volte-face, whatever that is. I believe that <GIRI> will win this Tata Masters. ...
 
   Jan-16-26 M Schekachikhin vs C Dolgun, 2024
 
offramp: The Caissa Hotel is on the Aegean Sea, in Ayvalik, Turkey. This game is very interesting all the way through, right from 4...Qh4!
 
   Jan-15-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: The first game is dead level. I reckon Song will win this match easily.
 
   Jan-15-26 Giri vs Niemann, 2025
 
offramp: Giri said... <"Before the game I visualized a victory against Niemann. There's this technique.... I saw myself win. Then I went a bit too far and I started thinking about who would be in my team for the Candidates' - and that's when I realized I had gone too far."
 
   Jan-15-26 Dickson (replies)
 
offramp: Someone asked, "What the dickens??" The answer is "No."
 
   Jan-15-26 S Rosenthal vs Count Isouard, 1871 (replies)
 
offramp: "Is You Is or Is You Ain't Isouard?"
 
   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
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Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

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Mar-19-25
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  offramp:
To shame us! <Oh Brian>! But he got a corker.
|<Seamus O'Brien>|
Mar-19-25
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  offramp:
The second Test. Thomson opened the bowling with Lillee (his town of birth).
The first change bowler was the wrong-footed Walker.
The pitch had pace and swing, as it often did early at Perth.
Max bowled a bouncer, and followed with a yorker.
Poor Luckhurst! Hard-earned twenty-seven runs, for what they were worth,
To shame us! <Oh Brian>! But he'd received a corker.
He cursed his luck: a smart catch at gulley by Mallett.
Cowdrey next. He'd been thrown in at first-down by a hands-up ballot.
Mar-19-25
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  offramp:
The 5th Test, end of January '75 at Adelaide.
The star of the match was the elfish Doug Walters.
Mar-19-25
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  offramp: ... always a tough stadium for the poms.
Mar-19-25
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  offramp: ...the mid-innings falters

what is the word for the batters number 3-8?

Mar-21-25
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  offramp: I had to go to Rheims to get to confession The priest spoke in freench. I unburedend all my guilt
...
when that cathedral was built....

My girlfriend and I got pissed on genuine Rheims champagne... I started a pilgrimage, as ever, at St James Garlickhythe...

Mar-21-25
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  offramp: A pilgrimage to confess. I avoided London priests.
I started at St James Garlickhythe, and via Rheims
Mar-23-25
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  offramp: I mentioned that football match because TVP was a dyed-in-the-wool Armenian, although he was brought up in Georgia.

TVP loved football. I have an inkling that he would have loved to see that match.

Mar-23-25
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  offramp: Occasionally I post MY favourite film scenes.

Here's one:

In <DUCK SOUP>, Harpo breaks a mirror. Julius and Arthur play a brilliant mime. At the end <CHICO> (Leonard) turns up!

Mar-23-25
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  offramp: The following <Monty Python Flying Circus> sketch is unique that <EVERY> member of the troupe were in the sketch, and it is very funny.

Sadly, that ensemble missed a possibly brilliant ending:

https://youtu.be/4BdYWCbovDI?si=UPV...

At 4:36 John Cleese says, "I don't like your tone of voice", and shoots Chapman.

<THEY THEN ALL HAD A DING-DONG>.

Graham Chapman <SHOULD> have joined the singers at the piano, with <CAROL CLEVELAND>.

I mean, WHY NOT?

Mar-23-25
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  offramp: I was very young, about 18, in Lille, I got talking to a French anthropologist.

He told me that the people of PNG 🇵🇬 have no money, but they use rat's bumholes. (Actually, that guy died soon after.)

I went to <Norfolk & Suffolk Rat Catchers>.

The guy said, Take as many as you want.

When I got to Port Moresby they only accepted $. I was gasping for a beer.

I had no money and the cheapest food was <monitor lizard tongue>.

Not my favourite.

Mar-23-25
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  offramp: Half time. 5-0 to Georgia, on agg. 8-0. But the crazy Armenians could pull it back.

The crowd has been ... vocal. Tiflioids are famous for being loud.

Mar-23-25
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  offramp: All I want is the Armenians to score a bloody goal.
Mar-24-25
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  offramp: The UK has got stuck in a loop.

They celebrate D-Day, the 40th anniversary, 50th, 60th, 70th... Then VE Day, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th.

Then the Battle of Britain, 40th anniversary, 50th, 60th, 70th....

Street parties.

1966: 30th anniversary, 40th, 50th, 60th... special coins.

It never ends.

Mar-24-25
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  offramp: There's an owl called a <screech owl>.

I thought it was funny that the spelling was - at least - variable.

Screech owl
Shreek-owl
Shriek-owl
Shriech-pwl
Shriche-owl
Schreech-owl
and Chambers Dict adds, "etc.".

Mar-24-25
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  offramp: Hans has become a chess nomad, a sporting gypsy
Airport to airport. Speaking very bad German and bad Dutch. Spends hours going through <Customs>, half jittery, half tipsy.
Every night a new bed, an old episode of <Starsky & Hutch>
What is this city? Who's that guy tomorrow? Something Herman...

Dubbed into Polish, Hungarian or Czech,

Mar-24-25
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A whole day travelling on trains and planes
Then an hour in the hotel bar. Time for a shower -
Then lie in the bed, cursing your luck with such a high Elo. Preparation on a phone but the first round is in an hour.
Mar-26-25
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  offramp: I really like <Elvis Costello> ... but I reckon that 95% of his songs <should> be sung by other people.

I have heard a lot of these songs being sung by women, and they sound great, much much better than the originals.

Mar-26-25
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  offramp: I was in the far east and in Vietnam you can eat some strange things.

You could buy and eat a whole rat. Or two halves. The front part is the worst part. The bum part was best. They are dried and sold in markets.

I took a pack of dried rats' bums to Malaysia, and I met an Indonesian businessman who ran a diamond factory, making industrial diamonds.

I gave him 9 rats' bums for nine diamonds. That was a good exchange.

Mar-26-25
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  offramp: Wisden Cricketers Almanac.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wisden-Cri...

In the past I've been buying Wisden every year.
This year it is £80 (eighty new english pounds £)! That means it is almost <AS EXPENSIVE> as a scholastic textbook.

I am leaving the top-table; throw in my cards... the big players can get Wisden.

Eighty quid!

Mar-26-25
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  offramp: <Mar-23-25 offramp: Occasionally I post MY favourite film scenes. Here's one:

In <DUCK SOUP>, Harpo breaks a mirror. Julius and Arthur play a brilliant mime. At the end <CHICO> (Leonard) turns up!>

In <AIRPLANE> there are 100s, even 1000s of great moments...

My best favourite is the totally random reappearance of the doctor, wishing the cockpit staff <again>.

The ZAZ writers were brimming full of humour and genius.

Mar-28-25
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  offramp: If you have a list of great <classic> horror films, the superb <SON OF FRANKENSTEIN> (1939) could be near the top.

It is upon that film that <YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN> (1974) is built. Both films are totally excellent!!🌈🌻✨😊❤

A totally crazy <BASIL RATHBONE>, with an equally crazy <BELO LUGOSI>!
<LIONEL ATWILL> tells the story about his sprocketed mechanical arm.

<BORIS KARLOFF> isn't the best part; the best part is his RAF fur mantle, or is it a jerkin?

One thing that really spooks me... The town Mayor, who presides over the presidium, reappears in <YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN>. Mel Brooks used a guy from <Blazing Saddles>.

It is incredible that the pair if them are like two peas in a <POD>.

<The most unusual scene is the heel-tapping, saluting, bowing scene> what the hell is that about??

Mar-28-25
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  offramp: I have been watching a programme called,

<Master Chef Junior (USA)>

That is with Gordon Ramsey!

As usual, the child chefs/bakers are from an acting school.

Normal children have NO chance to get on these programmes.

Mar-28-25
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  offramp: <<offramp: If you have a list of great <classic> horror films, the superb <SON OF FRANKENSTEIN> (1939) could be near the top.>>

I'd say the scariest is <TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE> (1974). I saw that on video - a crappy video - in about 1976.

It was very scary. I didn't watch again it 20 years later, when watched the same VHS.

As a <film>, I would say that the director was extremely good!

Mar-28-25
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  offramp: <offramp: If you have a list of great <classic> horror films, the superb <SON OF FRANKENSTEIN> (1939) could be near the top.>

About <Horror films>, there is only one good <WEREWOLF> film, called <An American Werewolf in London>, from 1981.

That is a very good film. I don't like the finale at Piccadilly... I'd prefer a finale in e.g. Hyde Park.

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