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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-02-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-02-26 Goutham Krishna H vs M A Tabatabaei, 2025 (replies)
 
offramp: What is White's surname?
 
   Jan-01-26 A Elo vs Fischer, 1957
 
offramp: 🐰ྀི🐇𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘴 McCartney was the passenger and the driver found it very hard to write songs. P McC said it was really easy, "You say something, and I'll say something back. You start." The driver said <Hello>, and Paul said ...
 
   Jan-01-26 Tal vs Timman, 1985
 
offramp: Today's Pun of the Day: <"One King to Rule Them All">. The pun comes from <Lord of the Rings>. <One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.> There is no Christmas connection whatsoever.
 
   Dec-31-25 P Lalic vs R Marsden, 2025
 
offramp: The white king's ♘ did a huge amount of damage. An imaginative game.
 
   Dec-31-25 D Maycock Bates vs P Lalic, 2025
 
offramp: A very interesting opening variation. It ends here. [DIAGRAM] To reach this position, White has to navigate a drunken boat (Rimbaud).
 
   Dec-31-25 P Lalic vs J Foley, 2025
 
offramp: I think Mr Foley should have played 12...f5. His position was lost very early. A version of the Greek gift. GG.
 
   Dec-31-25 M Ciocan vs P Lalic, 2025
 
offramp: It's interesting that the doubled pawns on the g-file totally kibosh all kingside attacks by White. I reckon that in the final position Black is half a pawn ahead; but there is no way through.
 
   Dec-31-25 Caruana vs Carlsen, 2025
 
offramp: Carlsen played with his usual incisiveness. [DIAGRAM] 29...a4. Black makes a way into the White position. 35...Ra8 [DIAGRAM] Black has made a lot of progress. 44...Kd4 [DIAGRAM] Carlsen would consider this a win. I could learn a lot in these last 10 moves.
 
   Dec-31-25 P Lalic vs R Haldane, 2025
 
offramp: White played the Goring Gambit, one of the <safest> gambits, just behind the QGD. By move 16 White had a definite advantage ... [DIAGRAM] White had ♝ & ♗ v ♞&♘ . 16...Ne5. 29...Nf4. [DIAGRAM] White won without moving his Ra1. A good example of the Goring ...
 
   Dec-31-25 N Theodorou vs L Dominguez Perez, 2025 (replies)
 
offramp: <MissScarlett: <cg>'s trademark Ten Days of Christmas limping to a conclusion. A New Year's themed pun is solicited!> One of these things doesn't look like the others. One of these is a Lord of The Rings pun, t was about two days ago.
 
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Apr-05-15
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  offramp: ampersand hash 8979 is ⌓
There are many more at http://www.codetable.net/Group/misc...
Apr-08-15
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  ketchuplover: belated happy birthday young man :)
Apr-08-15
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  offramp: Wow, thanks, ketchuplover!
Apr-12-15  Xeroxx: Why chrisowen on ignore?
Apr-12-15
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  offramp: <Xeroxx: Why chrisowen on ignore?> I find his posts difficult to understand, if I remember correctly. I haven't read on in a few years.
Apr-12-15  Xeroxx: I guess I kinda see what you mean. Here is an example of one of his recent posts:

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Apr-12-15
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  offramp: It brings back such happy memories!
Apr-15-15
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  offramp: Funeral In Berlin is on TCM HD right now. Incudes this:

Colonel Stok: Do you play chess?

Harry Palmer: Yes, but I prefer a game with a better chance of cheating.

Apr-18-15  technical draw: You don't have to go to the odd lie page, I deliver. Want to know the best bar bet? Casually say Abraham Lincoln had a grandson who was president of the United States. No one will believe you but it's true. Try to figure it out.
Apr-19-15
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  offramp: I can imagine; people weren't very imaginative about first names in those days. So the great Lincoln's granddad had the same name.

I often go to a place in London called Lincoln's Inn Fields. It used to be an Inn where lawyers would live. Often destitute women would leave their newborn children outside the inn in the hope of the child having a better upbringing. The lawyers would give these children the surname Lincoln.

Apr-19-15  technical draw: Correct, <offramp>. Just be careful not to say President Abraham Lincoln had a grandson etc. Most people don't know that the president's grandfather had the same name.
Apr-19-15
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  offramp: I felt a bit sorry for Robert Fidler. He built this garish castle-like house but he has been ordered to pull it down within 90 days. Why 90 days, why not 100? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...
Apr-19-15
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  offramp: I learnt from other kibitzers at cg.com that it is so cool not to use the word bishop. It shows incredible chess savoir-faire to instead use words like cleric or mitre or deacon.

Also, try to avoid using the word pawn, use button instead.

Apr-21-15
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  offramp: offramp: Old chess players remind me of old oil wells. Just when you think they're completely finished some different technique finds hidden reserves.

Needs work! Posted off the cuff after Anand beat Whatsisname.

Apr-22-15
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  offramp: Three murderers have been arrested in England. I'm not surprised to learn that they are from Yorkshire. It seems that the area southwest of Leeds is the birthplace of almost all British serial killers.
Apr-23-15
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  offramp: Today is Nabokov's birthday.
Apr-25-15
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  offramp: When Superman is flying through the air, what is propelling him forward?
Apr-26-15
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  offramp: WINDS of the World, give answer! They are whimpering to and fro— And what should they know of England who only England know?

- Kipling

Apr-26-15
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  offramp: I'm a bit of a print lover. One style I really love is the American style, often used in computer books, of huge right-hand margins.

An underused book style, I think, is the travel-book style. Pages have rounded edges and are tall all and thin. Like Michelins.

Apr-27-15
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  offramp: [Event "Playchess 3m+2s"]
[Date "2015.04.27"]
[Round "1"]
[White "Goalkeeper"]
[Black "Offramp"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ECO "B13"]
[PlyCount "98"]
[SourceDate "2015.04.27"]

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. Bd3 Nc6 5. c3 Nf6 6. Nf3 Bg4 7. h3 Bh5 8. O-O Qc7 9. Re1 e6 10. Nbd2 Bd6 11. Qc2 Bg6 12. Bxg6 hxg6 13. Qd1 Ne7 14. Qe2 Nf5 15. Ne5 g5 16. Ndf3 g4 17. Ng5 gxh3 18. g3 O-O-O 19. Nexf7 Nxg3 20. Nxd6+ Qxd6 21. Qxe6+ Qxe6 22. Nxe6 h2+ 23. Kg2 h1=Q+ 24. Rxh1 Nxh1 25. Nxd8 Kxd8 26. Bf4 Ne4 27. Rxh1 Rxh1 28. Kxh1 Nxf2+ 29. Kg2 Ne4 30. Kf3 Ke7 31. Kg4 Kf7 32. Kf5 g6+ 33. Ke5 Nf6 34. Bg5 Ne4 35. Be3 Nf6 36. a4 Ng4+ 37. Kf4 Nxe3 38. Kxe3 Kf6 39. Kf4 a5 40. b4 b6 41. b5 Kg7 42. Kg5 Kf7 43. Kg4 Kf6 44. Kf4 Ke6 45. Kg5 Kf7 46. Kf4 Kf6 47. Kg4 g5 48. Kg3 Kf5 49. Kg2 Kg4 0-1

Apr-27-15
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  offramp: Fantastic. Basket Case (1982) has just started on the Horror Channel.
Apr-28-15
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  Penguincw: Hey <offramp>, congrats on 10000 posts! By my unofficial record, you are the 64th user to achieve quintuple digits.

I'm most likely to be next, as I am within 160. Better watch out. ;)

Apr-28-15
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  offramp: Thanks, <Penguincw>! 64 is a good number to be. I'll look forward to your 10,000th in a few days!
Apr-29-15
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  offramp: A sad day, almost unnoticed!

I found out yesterday that a database is no longer vailable. It was available at http://marcelk.net/logics/, and consisted of

<a torrent file for all recorded FICS chess games from November 1999 onwards. The games have been converted into PGN format and verified... The total number of games is over 100 million.> [count them!] <The total download size is around 15GB, zipped.>

15GB of games... One hundred MILLION of the beauties! Ha-haar!

It is worth saying it out loud in a Dr Evil voice:
"A chess database of...one HUNDRED <MILLION> games!!"

Apr-29-15
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  offramp: <Penguincw>, by the way, you can call me Al! I'm surprised I'm 64th to make 10,000 posts. It's a lot, isn't it? I often, and I mean OFTEN because I see his posts often, what happened to ACIRCE? He was brilliant. I remember someone asked what job he did and I said he was an air-traffic controller.

I didn't know I was number 64 but I had used that chess-apposite number the day before, for a guy named root.

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