People named Michael: can't parents come up with a more original name? Lest you think I bitch about only the west, the same goes for Muhammad.

Then there is Miami: the bitching capital of the U.S.

Morrisey: let him stay a recluse we could all use a break.

Methuselah: how did this become the yardstick of old age? There are others probably older.

Megalomania: couldn't they find a shorter word for big jerk?

Marilyn and Monroe: you seen one blonde insecure airhead who deserves no fame, you've seen them all.

Marilyn and Manson: Looks like an ash in a glass of milk.

Maroczy: enough with him, bind him to the past.

Macaroni: surely this white trash cooking staple can leave the table.

Messerschmidts maneuverability: no more, please remember who won the war.

Mercury: so small, unliveable, who cares.

Michael Moore: (see first entry above) admits to being one of the one percent, but still dresses and eats like the 99%.

Management: most overused and meaningless term on the planet.

Mensa: not as smart as they hope you to think.

Morgan: He was no captain, and his rum has always been bottom shelf.

Madonnah: Ancestor to all revoltingly over-exposed celebrities.

Miley Cyrus: See Madonnah above.

Madagascar: No, you don't know anyone who wants to be there and neither do I.

Mandolins: leave them to people with short arms, and take up a real instrument you ninny!

Magic: It's all tricks, not real, get on with your life.