Eyal: <WannaBe: You know the secret hand-shake?> He's right, that can help you a lot.MR. LEAVEY: Good morning, gentlemen.
CITY GENTS: Morning.
MR. LEAVEY: Uhh, this is a scale model of the block. There are twenty-eight storeys with two hundred and eighty modern apartments. There are three main lifts and two service lifts. Access would be from Dibbingley Road.
<The model falls over. Mr. Leavey quickly places it upright again.>
Uhh, the structure is built on a central pillar system, uh,...
<The model falls over again. Mr. Leavey tries to make it stand up, but it won't, so he has to hold it upright.>
...with cantilevered floors in pre-stressed steel and concrete. Uh, the dividing walls on each floor section are fixed with recessed magnolia flanged grooves.
<The bottom ten floors of the model give way and it partly collapses.>
Uh, by avoiding wood and timber derivatives and all other inflammables, uh,... <fsss> ...we have almost totally removed the risk... of--
<The model is smoking. Flames can be seen. Mr. Leavey looks at the city gents.>
Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit.
CITY GENT #2: Isn't that going to put the cost up?
MR. LEAVEY: Uh, it might.
CITY GENT #2: Well, I don't know whether I'd worry about strengthening that much. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.
CITY GENT #1: No, I quite agree. I mean, providing the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and, uhh, given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner here.
CITY GENT #2: Yes.
MR. LEAVEY: Uh, thank you.
<The model explodes.>
CITY GENT #1: I quite agree. I quite agree.
MR. LEAVEY: Thank you very much. Thank you.
<They all shake hands, giving the secret Mason's handshake.>
It opens doors, I'm telling you.