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Jun-05-07
 | | Domdaniel: This, uh, race chase thing ...
- Do I stand a chance, Sarge?
- Nobody stands a chance in this universe of blame, kid. |
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Jun-05-07
 | | Domdaniel: <Jess> Svart Gev Opp. I am now disconnecting the Frog and feeding him to the Dog. Final reading list: Under the Frog, by Tibor Fischer
Froggy Went a-courting, by anon.
And a quote. It's the caption to a photo taken in 1900, showing some young men from the wealthier classes acting strangely. One of them looks like Bertie Wooster captured in mid-orgasm (if camera shutters could handle such rapid exposures in 1900), while another looks like Gussie Fink-Nottle entranced by a particularly neuter newt. A third wears a dress, over his face. The book is called Hypnotism As It Is, by X. Lamotte Sage, MA, PhD, LL.D. The photo also appears on the cover of The Disinheriting Party, by John Clute (1977). Perhaps some enterprising person will track the image down. The caption reads: "Hypnotized young men believe themselves to be darkies participating in a great cake walk". - Make mine a madeira. |
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| Jun-05-07 | | WBP: <This, uh, race chase thing ...> I was once in a race, but dropped out. The human race. |
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Jun-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: < I deleted all the early greetings,> Heh.
To quote <Mack>:
<Miserable git>
LOLOL |
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Jun-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <Dom>, prior to "the incident," didn't your whole <forum> actually explode once? or was that just your <profile>? |
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Jun-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <"Hypnotized young men believe themselves to be darkies participating in a great cake walk".> ROFL!!
Reminds me of when we <vanquished the Darkie in the England-Micronesia Test Match in 9 BC> No letters please, that's actually from <Monty Python Cricket Announcing Skit> |
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Jun-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: And here's one for <Doggimus>: <Opossums> are actually a nuisance here where I live, but in <Edmonton, Alberta>, a very different problem with <Aussie Wildlife> is occurring. I quote from our <Vancouver Province> Newspaper: "Prehistoric Austrailan Tree Ordered Detained until 2009" Good grief. I wonder what laws the <Ozzy Tree> broke in particular? Probably <Drunk and Disorderly> No letters please. Some of my best friends are from <Australia>. Or <Austria>, can't remember which at the moment. |
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Jun-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: kk <dom> you HAVE to check out this link. Here's my fave line from it:
<"These two are the dog's nuts of the Periodic table.."> giggles and here's the link:
Wait for it.... |
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Jun-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Jun-05-07
kill msg jessicafischerqueen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCk0... Enjoy!!!
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Jun-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Crap well that didn't work at all.
Hang on. |
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Jun-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Jun-05-07
kill msg jessicafischerqueen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCk0... Enjoy!!!
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Jun-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Good grief hang on my brain may be broken again. |
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Jun-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCk0... |
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Jun-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: SUCCESS!
IT'S ALIVE, <Dr. Dom>!!! |
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Jun-06-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <Dom> I know how much you love "him" so I didn't want you to miss this just in case: <Opening of the Day
Nimzowitsch Gambit
1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. g4>
Is it sound? Is it safe?
Saints be praised!!
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Jun-06-07
 | | Domdaniel: <Jess> Phew ... those texts reading "kill jessica fischer queen msg" were starting to worry me. kill msg?
<twang>
"Monosodium glutamate
It's easy to say
But ah cain't read the labels
Since you went away"
... from <sweet and sour songs> ... by <DomDeeDom -- the Man in Puce> ... trying out a new career as country'n'eastern singer ... I aim to be big in China by the time you get there... |
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Jun-06-07
 | | Domdaniel: <Jess> Ah, yes, the dog's nuts of the periodic table indeed ... I had some of that rubidium caught between my toes once ... stepped into the shower and ... lucky it was a sonic shower, eh? And as for cease-and-desistium, or whatever they called it.... boom. We get Brainiac on cable here. That's what they do, blow things up, including members of the public. Great fun, science abuse. |
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| Jun-06-07 | | Ragh: <Dom> Thanks for the explanation about the word. The queen's caught spamming here.. 12 in a row.. |
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Jun-06-07
 | | Domdaniel: Yeah, I was briefly tempted to delete some of 'em ... slow her up a bit. But I couldn't. Too much of a softy.
And it wouldn't stop the Queen reaching escape velocity anyway... |
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| Jun-06-07 | | achieve: ONEHUNDREDANDEIGHTY!!!
Still, a few yards away from a nine-dart-finish but nevertheless.. It's in the bag. That's my inspired post of the day..
(I am pathetic in a way - very childlike.. And thinking in score stats) |
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Jun-06-07
 | | Domdaniel: <Prehistoric Austrailan Tree Ordered Detained until 2009> Coulda been worse. They might have chopped it up and used it as a <bench warrant>. Can't say more. Australian Woody Woodpecker jokes are officially <twinlark territory>. |
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Jun-06-07
 | | Domdaniel: <Nimzo Gambit>
Look again, Jess -- it's 4.Qg4, which the great Aron *did* sometimes play against the French. A <Queen> move. Not particularly the best move, though.Your suggestion, <4.g4>, is, ah, quite a different nother kettle of fish. Almost horrible enough to be worth trying. The JFQ Gambit, perhaps? Not that you are actually horrible, or anything, unless they deserve it, and... [*stops digging*]. |
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| Jun-06-07 | | Ragh: <Domdaniel: Yeah, I was briefly tempted to delete some of 'em ...> Too late. That dozen's just a drop in the mighty ocean. Escape velocity already reached; cruise set; just need to cover the celestial distances now.. one-by-one. |
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| Jun-06-07 | | WBP: <Dom> Greetings, mate. I see you're in good sprits today (or perhaps under the influence of them). Congrats on the big 180! But of course now they're saying that 180 is the new 140 (that in keeping with the saying that 50 is the new 40--I know, the ratios are not the same, but what the hey). Keep cruising! |
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Jun-06-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <Dom> but I copy and pasted the <nimzo gambit> from the CG.com home page!! I think you should write them a stern letter!!
A. Mouthy Broad
kill messenger
No letters, please. |
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