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Aug-16-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: OK here's a 5000 year old joke:
<Polyphemus' friends>: "So who poked your eye out?"
<Polyphemus> (confidently): "No one." HAHAHAHAHAHAH
GET IT???
Odysseus did it and his name MEANS "no one."
Ok maybe it's funnier around a fire with a roast mammoth in front of you. Never mind! |
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| Aug-16-08 | | mckmac: < Apropo of Zilt > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAVI... |
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Aug-16-08
| | jessicafischerqueen: << Domdaniel > I know we are not talking, > <Mckmac:>
I guarantee you that <Dom> is still talking to you. 100 per cent guaranteed.
Also, why did you get so mad at me all of a sudden?
Feel free to explain if you like.
Also-- don't forget that if a kibbutzer really annoys you, you can just put them on ignore function. I have 3000 people on ignore function, for example.
Not you though.
Regards,
<JFQuennedy>
PS if you got mad cuz I take too long to acknowledge posts or answer them, sorry about that. That drives me crazy too-- but sometimes it just takes awhile for people to respond to a post. Mrs. Lazy Poster |
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Aug-17-08
 | | Open Defence: User: dutch defence |
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Aug-18-08
 | | Domdaniel: <mckmac> As Jessica has pointed out in her inimanimanimanimatable fashion ("Me? Little me? I'm a table, pay no attention to me ... my friend over there is much more exciting, he's a bar chart ...") we *are* talking. After a fashion.
In my case, *very* long after a fashion. Is 1975 "trendy" and "hip" yet? <One day
Everything is going to be different
When I paint
My masterpiece.>
In the meantime -- a very mean time it was, too -- here's a PH: <Plagiarized Haiku>
The lovers leap in the volcano.
It's ten feet deep.
And inactive. |
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| Aug-18-08 | | mckmac: < Domdaniel > cheersforthat |
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Aug-18-08
| | jessicafischerqueen: You've got mail!!
I sent you a hysterical BUM MULE.
I think it's lame or something.
Dam thing won't plough my field!! |
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Aug-18-08
| | Domdaniel: <Jess> Ta.
If I were you - which is patently not the case, since you're sane and can fly - if I were you, I say, I'd keep it quiet about wanting stuff ploughed. You might have an inordinate surfeit of volunteers. At least you didn't come right out and broadcast it in The Lord's American, eg "I'm Jess and I want plowing". Is a snowplow a snow plough or a snough plow. Stuff that. Oh yeah, don't mention stuffing either. Or root canals or the war. PS. The proto-reply has evolved into an emu, an unprecedented case of special creation via natural selection and a set of pointy scissors, some glue, feathers, and a big paintbrush. For G-d is an arty g-d and used to work for Eve St Laurent in the Garden of Heathen Fashion Mall. |
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| Aug-18-08 | | Mrs. Alekhine: Is this where we go to enter our moves in the <Arnold Jones> rematch? I vote <1.c4>!
Or, if we are black, we play
<1...c4> no matter what he opens with. I asked my husband and he says my idea is on "terra firma", whatever that means. Thank you! |
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Aug-18-08
| | Domdaniel: <Mrs Alekhine> Welcome! Are you the first, middlingth, or last Mrs Alekhine? I gather there were eleventeen of that ilk. Also, is it true that Aleksandr Aleksandrovich had a penchant for older women? This would make you almost 24, I believe. Or as that nasty WS Gilbert -- English chap, no sense of decorum with the tender gender -- wrote: "She may very well pass for forty-five
In the dusk with the light behind her."
Since I once passed for 45 myself, and you seem to be a discerning lady -- I trust you like cats -- perhaps I should 'pop the question'. Shall we get married now, Mrs A, or only later, after a prolonged courtship? The latter option is a socially sanctioned ritual whereby the male displays his fitness, strength, wisdom, good in-the-sackness, wealth, motility, morality, paterfamiliosity, beard length, pistils and stamen. I don't have any of these, so we'd best skip that bit. Are you on? Voulez-vous coucher dans les lits des gens de Domdaniel? Il y en a mille plateaux, et le mot juste dans la nuit, et la langue d'amour pour les jours pluvieux? Et naturellement 20 euros pour le shopping, chaque dimanche. J'aime le vin rouge. |
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Aug-19-08
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Dom>
Oh so that's how it is eh?
The first red haired bint to come along and you ask her to marry you straight off?? WHAT ABOUT ME BUSTER!!
I mean really. |
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Aug-19-08
| | jessicafischerqueen: Also, you are inviting the <old bint> to become a baguette-a-mist. She's already married to this <strong silent> type! User: mralekhine Click on him. See just how silent he is.
Ghostly even. |
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| Aug-19-08 | | hoodrobin: <Domdaniel> I invite you to ponder the situation, please. |
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Aug-19-08
| | Domdaniel: <I invite you to ponder the situation, please.>
Er, bigamy? Or I could 'marry' Mrs A for her money while secretly 'carrying on' with Jess... I know, I know. I can see it already. "NO CARRYING ON, BUSTER".
Sigh. |
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| Aug-19-08 | | mckmac: Shut up Dom before we have to shut you up for good. |
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| Aug-19-08 | | ravel5184: <Domdaniel> What's up with your forum? Only 10000000000000000000000000000001234567890!@#$%^&*() kibitzes? (well 10000000000000000000000000000001234567890!@#$%^&*{} now). |
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| Aug-19-08 | | hoodrobin: <Domdaniel>
[with envy] "I invited you already... I beg you to ponder... Look (with that love-eye of yours) at what's happening..." |
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| Aug-19-08 | | mckmac: *Frogspun 2 Song of the Month*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30eg... |
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| Aug-20-08 | | mckmac: < Mister Domdaniel > So, Dom, what do you think about the general World Situation at the present moment? |
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Aug-20-08
| | Domdaniel: <what do you think about the general World Situation at the present moment?> Well, the Earthlings have landed another of those little robots near the north pole, but they still haven't detected us. We're good to go, really. |
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Aug-20-08
| | jessicafischerqueen: Hola Geraldo!
Sorry to say, there is no North Pole anymore.
It melted.
OK I've sent you an <addled> BUM MULE partially on the topic of PLOUGHING, appropriately enough. I also included a request!
I bought a National Enquirer a few days ago.
Best five bucks I ever spent.
Who knew? |
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Aug-20-08
| | Domdaniel: <Jess> We still have a north pole here on Mars. Your Earthling version seems to be rather damp. Nasty stuff, water. Do you know where I can subscribe to the <Interplanetary Enquirer>? I have holiday pics from the Giant Head of Elvis that might interest them. PS. I'll get back to you about 'playing a request'... |
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| Aug-20-08 | | Mrs. Alekhine: We don't hold with your kind, sir!
My husband wouldn't put up with this kind of malarkey. However, I invite you to check out some "analysis" and "hysterical commentary" I just posted about my husband. Harumph |
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Aug-20-08
| | Domdaniel: <Mrs Al> Always a delight to see you, dear lady, always a delight. However, I'm quite busy at the moment with a social obligation -- nothing to worry about, just something I promised a young lady in some foreign place. Her name is Jess - between ourselves, she might have a little crush on your husband. Alas, it leaves me scant time for analysis. I could manage a quick <mate in one>, I suppose ... |
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| Aug-21-08 | | Insane Olde Batte: You're not fooling anyone, you know. |
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